“E. dith’s nympho-fart frenzy trashes Kaiser L’s Stink Louvre—sniff the masterpiece in Idiot Zeitung!”
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Characters:
- Pharaoh Kaiser L, the First Andreas L-Orch – Impotent mastermind with a pharaoh staff featuring a grappling hook, now an art-obsessed curator.
- E. dith von B.-Aumann-Stinkenstein – Nymphomaniac wastepaper empress and air-money counter, lustier than ever.
- Herr Schildmeister – Riddle-spouting tactician with a waxed mustache and megaphone.
- Dumb Tom – Lasso-wielding cloud-catcher turned art-roper.
- Murky Jan – Gay swamp gas maestro and transcrosser, dazzling in heels and a sequined cape, stinking up the gallery.
- Dumb Beatrix – Holey loot sack seamstress, stitching art frames.
- Crazy Pete – The Joker-inspired stink bomb hurler in a purple cape, bombing masterpieces.
The headline blares across Idiot Zeitung’s ink-smeared pages: “STINK LOUVRE IM HIMMEL – E. DITHS NYMPHO-WAHN MACHT KUNST ZUM FART!!!” After the Stink Frenzy’s lusty chaos, Pharaoh Kaiser L stands atop a swaying platform of soggy receipts and cactus scraps in a foggy forest under bioluminescent trees, his drooping staff—still tangled with Bank of China memos—now a curator’s pointer. His latest folly? The “Stink Louvre,” a wastepaper art gallery in the sky, meant to immortalize the Stinkbande’s stench in culture. But E. dith von B.-Aumann-Stinkenstein’s nymphomania, now a raging inferno, turns it into a steamy, stinky debacle.
The Fart-Vac 3000, retooled as an art-lifter, chugs through the fog, slurping up clouds and blasting out wobbly wastepaper walls in neon greens and purples, shimmering with ethereal fireflies and sparkling starlight. Floating cacti bob as gallery columns, glowing mushrooms dot the floor. “Herr Schildmeister! Confound the critics with riddles!” Kaiser L croaks. Herr Schildmeister, atop a bioluminescent tree, booms:
“What hangs on stink, lusts for fame, and frames the sky in a shameful game?”
Sky Police art snobs, hovering with monocles, stall mid-review, flustered by the riddle.
Dumb Tom, swinging from his balloon, lassos clouds, yelling, “Gonna frame the sky!” E. dith pounces, her gown of stitched IOUs fluttering, pinning him against a cactus in a lusty grapple—Tom squeaks, “Not the art!” Murky Jan, fabulous in sequined cape and heels, struts through the gallery, stirring his cauldron into a pink-and-gold brew. “This Louvre needs sultry stink, loves!” he purrs, unleashing a musky mist that sends E. dith chasing him, her nympho-radar pinging.
Dumb Beatrix, cackling, stitches art frames from tax forms, her seams collapsing mid-hang. “Pictures fer lovin’!” she cheers, as frames flop onto Pete. Crazy Pete, cape swirling, hurls fish-shaped stink bombs at wastepaper “masterpieces”—smeared deeds titled “Mona Stink”—shrieking, “Art’s alive!” The blasts turn the gallery into a fishy-fart explosion, fueling E. dith’s frenzy—she tackles Pete, then a mushroom, then the Fart-Vac 3000.
E. dith, now astride the Stink-o-Tron, churns fart fumes into “art-tickets”—slimy teal stubs she flings at anything breathing. “We’ve got 101 stink-strokes!” she howls, winking at Kaiser L, who slumps impotently, muttering, “My Louvre’s ruined!” Murky Jan, dodging her grasp, quips, “Sweetie, she’s painting the town—you’re just the frame!”
The fiasco peaks: Sky Police blimps, armed with art-preservation foam and mint bombs, swoop in to save “culture” from E. dith’s rampage. As she flirts with a foam gunner and Kaiser L faints into a glowing mushroom, a new Idiot Zeitung headline flares: “STINK LOUVRE VS. SKY POLIZEI – WIRD E. DITHS LUST DIE KUNST VERNICHTEN?!?” The scene fades with cacti swaying, fart-mist swirling, and a nympho-artpocalypse under bioluminescent trees. Tune in next time for more stinky madness!
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