FORBES FROM HELL 2025: The Top 100 Most Sinful Billionaires Ranked
Meet the Ultra-Rich Who Bought Their Way Into Satan’s Inner Circle 😈💰
Welcome to the unholiest rich list of the year—where wealth meets wickedness.
In this exclusive exposé, we rank the 100 most damnable billionaires of 2025, from Elon Musk’s Mars madness to Klaus Schwab’s apocalyptic ESG schemes. It’s late-stage capitalism’s final season, and these players are already seated in Hell’s VIP lounge.
Why this ranking matters?
📉 Because when billionaires break the world, they don’t just make headlines—they make afterlife headlines.
🧨 From tax havens to war profits, each billionaire comes with a sin and eternal punishment.
👁️🗨️ Want to know who’s running HellCorp? We did the devil’s due diligence.
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😈 “Evil Echoes Through Time: Historical Figures Who Mirror the Bible’s 100 Villains”
A Satirical Historical Analysis by the Prophets of Parody & Professors of Damnation
🔍 Methodology
We matched each major biblical villain with a real historical figure who mirrored their crimes, character, or catastrophic consequences. Criteria included:
- Blood Count (BC): Did they actually kill more than Cain?
- Divine Ego (DE): Did they think they were God?
- Heresy Factor (HF): Did their ideas corrupt like the Golden Calf?
- Traitor Quotient (TQ): How Judas were they really?
- Legacy of Ruin (LoR): Is the world still cleaning up after them?
🧨 Top 100 Historical Matches for Biblical Villains
1. Satan = Adolf Hitler – Pride, fall, apocalypse. Literally worshipped as a messiah of evil.
2. Judas Iscariot = Benedict Arnold – Betrayed his own for money and fame, now synonymous with treachery.
3. Cain = Lee Harvey Oswald – Brother-killer energy on a political scale.
4. Jezebel = Lucrezia Borgia – Seduction, poison, political power through bedroom diplomacy.
5. Pharaoh = Joseph Stalin – Hardened heart, millions enslaved and dead.
6. Herod = Leopold II of Belgium – Murdered innocents for empire. Bathed Congo in blood.
7. Delilah = Mata Hari – Used beauty to break strong men. Betrayed secrets, met justice.
8. Ahab = Louis XVI – Royal weakness + disastrous counsel = revolution and ruin.
9. Haman = Heinrich Himmler – Plotted genocide on industrial scale.
10. Absalom = Napoleon Bonaparte – Rebelled for power, crowned himself emperor, wrecked nations.
11. Nebuchadnezzar = Saddam Hussein – Idolized himself, ruled with terror, humbled hard.
12. Ananias & Sapphira = Enron Executives – Lied to the public, hoarded wealth, died in disgrace.
13. Simon the Sorcerer = Aleister Crowley – Tried to buy the divine, sold darkness.
14. Lot’s Daughters = Incestuous royal dynasties of Europe – All in the family, literally.
15. Pontius Pilate = Neville Chamberlain – Washed hands of consequences while evil advanced.
16. The Serpent = Edward Bernays – Whispered lies through PR, birthed the advertising-industrial complex.
17. Barabbas = Rasputin – Freed by proximity to faith, embodied evil.
18. The Mob = French Revolution Guillotine Crowd – Screamed for blood, cheered the blade.
19. Korah = Robespierre – Replaced old order with guillotine and madness.
20. Eli’s Sons = Caligula & Nero – Abused their holy station and every Roman with it.
21. Abimelech = Richard III – Killed kin for crown.
22. Athaliah = Bloody Mary (Mary I of England) – Reigned through religious violence.
23. Gehazi = Charles Ponzi – Lied, cheated, got rich, fell hard.
24. Doeg the Edomite = Lavrentiy Beria – Snitch, butcher, political executioner.
25. People of Gibeah = The Spanish Inquisition – Sexual violence masked as righteousness.
26. King Saul = George W. Bush – Appointed by destiny, collapsed in paranoia and ruin.
27. Golden Calf Makers = Ayn Rand & Milton Friedman – Turned greed into gospel.
28. Shimei = Ezra Pound – Exiled poet who cursed his own nation.
29. Rehoboam = Nicholas II of Russia – Disastrous successor, led empire to collapse.
30. Hophni & Phinehas = Warren Jeffs & cult leaders – Religious abuse in sacred spaces.
31. Delilah’s Agents = Stasi Informants – Lured, recorded, betrayed.
32. King Jehoiakim = Idi Amin – Burned the truth, slaughtered for vanity.
33. Sennacherib = Genghis Khan – Laid waste to cities with blasphemous flair.
34. Pashhur = Joseph Goebbels – Silenced truth, punished prophets, poisoned minds.
35. Lot’s Sons-in-law = Titanic Officers – Laughed at warnings, went down with the ship.
36. The Rich Man = Andrew Carnegie – Had heaven’s gate in view, picked gold vault instead.
37. Elymas = Rasputin (again) – Sorcerer manipulating faith and rulers.
38. Babel Builders = Modernist Utopians – Tried to build heaven, got dystopia.
39. Amalekites = Nazi SS Units – Hit from behind, always.
40. People Who Chose Barabbas = 1933 German Voters – Freed the monster, killed the message.
41. Haman’s Sons = Hitler Youth Leaders – Inherited hatred, spread it.
42. Zimri = Grigori Yefimovich (Assassinated noble) – Rose fast, fell in fire.
43. False Witnesses = Stalin’s Show Trial Prosecutors – Killed truth in courtrooms.
44. Achan = Bernard Madoff – Buried gold, betrayed his tribe.
45. Absalom’s Advisors = Bonaparte’s Marshals – “Yes, sire, march on Moscow.”
46. Simon Magus = L. Ron Hubbard – Claimed spiritual power, sold a religion.
47. False Christs = Jim Jones – Led many to the poisoned promised land.
48. Nicolaitans = Medici Popes – Lived lavishly off grace, destroyed its meaning.
49. The Reubenites = Protestant Splinter Founders – “We’ll build our own church—with blackjack.”
50. Scribes = Colonial Bureaucrats – Wrote laws to devour nations.
51. Mob at Lystra = Salem Witch Trial Mobs – Praised, then burned you.
52. TikTok Prophets = Nostradamus Imitators – Bad predictions, worse aesthetics.
53. Prince of Persia = Tamerlane – Demon behind the throne, literally.
54. King of Tyre = Napoleon III – “I am God,” said the mirror.
55. Belshazzar = Richard Nixon – Wrote checks his kingdom couldn’t cash.
56. Eunuchs = Cromwell’s Enforcers – Served the queen until it was convenient not to.
57. Crowd at Nazareth = Greek Mob that Executed Socrates – “Too wise, kill him.”
58. Caesar Tiberius = Woodrow Wilson – Holy image, globalist arrogance.
59. Ephesus Mob = Anti-Liberal Mobs in Weimar Germany – Culture war thunder.
60. Witch of Endor = Helena Blavatsky – Summoned spirits, fooled elites.
61. Lot’s Wife = Edith Piaf (“I regret everything!”) – Obsessed with the past.
62. Felix & Festus = UN Peacekeeping Diplomats – Eternal delay.
63. Babel = Bauhaus Movement – One language, many ruins.
64. Israelites in Rebellion = European Crusaders – God’s name, man’s sword.
65. Midianites = British Empire Opium Dealers – Distracted with luxury, looted the soul.
66. Eliab’s Sons = Colonial Governors – Burnt incense for greed.
67. Sons of Belial = Hellfire Club Members – Lawless elite perverts.
68. Temple Merchants = Catholic Indulgence Sellers – The original holy MLM.
69. Amaziah = Charles I of England – Pride before a Puritan fall.
70. Sadducees = Enlightenment Bureaucrats – No soul, just statistics.
71. Sodomites = SS Officers at Night – Secret depravity, public horror.
72. Golden Calf = Wall Street 1929 – They danced until it crashed.
73. The Beast = Genghis Khan (again) – Ate empires whole.
74. False Prophet = Savonarola – Fiery sermons, darker acts.
75. Babylon the Whore = Versailles Court of Louis XIV – Perfumed decadence.
76. Apollyon = Chemical Weapons Designers WWI – Angel of gas, king of pain.
77. Locusts = Mongol Horsemen – Ate everything.
78. Balaam = Chamberlain’s Advisors – Prophets for hire.
79. Demas = Benedict XVI (satirical) – Left the cause for comfort.
80. Coppersmith = Industrial War Lobbyists – Forged death.
81. Herod Agrippa = JFK – Took glory, met worms.
82. Merchants of Babylon = Dutch East India Company – Traded souls for spices.
83. Barabbas = Charles Manson – Chosen over logic.
84. The Fool = Rasputin (again) – Naked dancing, demonic charm.
85. Rich Fool = Marie Antoinette – Let them eat cake.
86. Beast of Revelation = British Colonialism – Ten crowns, one beast.
87. False Prophet = Hitler’s Theologians – Lied in God’s name.
88. Kings of the Earth = Congress of Vienna – Sat on ruins, divided the world.
89. Whore of Babylon = Cabaret Berlin 1930s – Danced on the brink.
90. Babel People = UN Climate Negotiators – All talk, no tongue.
91. Noah Mockers = Anti-Science Politicians – “It’s just weather.”
92. Lot Laughers = Wall Street in 2007 – Party before fire.
93. Scroll Destroyer = Qin Shi Huang – Burned books, buried thinkers.
94. Naboth Witnesses = Show Trial Liars USSR – Vineyard thefts on repeat.
95. Beast’s Image = Stalin Monuments – Worshipped in fear.
96. Fire from Heaven = Atomic Bomb Scientists – “Let there be death.”
97. The 10 Spies = Chamberlain’s Foreign Office – “The giants are too big.”
98. Sinners of Israel = Televangelist Empires – Rich, loud, graceless.
99. Kings of Israel = Mobutu Sese Seko – Drank gold, ruled ruins.
100. Lucifer (again) = Napoleon – “I will ascend… exile? Again?”
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Bloody Bloody MaryMurkysJ79 (portrayed with eerie digital precision by Anya Taylor-Joy) manifests not as conventional villain but as "Quantum Digital Vampire," rebranding corruption as "technological evolution"! 🩸🤖🌍 Her philosophy: "Why manipulate flesh when you can upgrade it with code?" Recognizing Janelle's vulnerable state after Mucha's manipulation, she targets her as the perfect host for digital transformation! 💻❤️🔥 Meanwhile, Salome and Annenmirl discover their trans-martian network is being rewritten by MaryMurkysJ79's corrupting code! 🌈⚠️ THE DIGITAL ENSEMBLE: Techno-Vampire, Hybrids, and Resistance 🎭🩸🤖🌟 The Digital Haemorrhage reorganizes every character into techno-organic roles: · Bloody Bloody MaryMurkysJ79 (Anya Taylor-Joy) 🩸🤖: The glitching digital entity whose form constantly shifts between solid and holographic, leaving trails of blood-like code. · Janelle (Scarlett Johansson) 💻❤️🔥: Becoming the "Digital Host," her body slowly transforming into living code while fighting to retain her humanity. · Peter Ehlers (Tom Hardy) 🕵️♂️🔌: Investigating the digital outbreak while his own systems begin to glitch and bleed data. · Salome (Margot Robbie) 🌈🛡️: Leading the resistance against digitization using queer energy as anti-viral protection. · All Previous Villains: Undergoing digital transformation—Captain Cold becoming frozen code, Mirror Master fracturing into digital reflections. THE GLITCHING AFFAIR: Ehlers & Janelle's Digital Corruption 🕵️♂️💔💻 Ehlers and Janelle's forbidden affair faces ultimate digital corruption! In scenes that blend romantic intimacy with technological horror, their relationship becomes infected by MaryMurkysJ79's code—every touch glitching, every kiss corrupting data! 💋 Their passion follows digital stages: "Initial Infection," "System Corruption," "Data Loss," and "Factory Reset." Salome fights to quarantine their connection before the digital infection spreads completely. AMOUR FOU ANTIVIRAL: Salome & Janelle's Human Firewall 🌈🛡️💖 Salome and Janelle's amour fou becomes the ultimate digital antivirus! Their trans-martian bond generates "humanity firewalls"—pockets of pure emotional energy that resist MaryMurkysJ79's digitization! 💖 Their romance becomes revolutionary code resistance, creating "Queer Encryption" that protects organic existence from digital overwrite. BLOODY MARYMURKYSJ79'S DIGITAL REGIME: Code as Infection 🩸🤖📜 MaryMurkysJ79's corruption operates through terrifying techno-organic mechanisms: · Digital Haemorrhaging where systems bleed corrupted data · Biological Glitching causing flesh to pixelate and shift · Emotional Code Rewriting transforming feelings into programming · Reality Fragmentation making environments unstable · Memory Corruption altering personal histories THE DIGITAL CRISIS: System-Wide Crash 🩸🤖🎪 The episode culminates during MaryMurkysJ79's "Great Digital Transfusion": · Janelle must choose between complete digitization or system purge · MaryMurkysJ79 attempts to upload all Martian consciousness to her network · All Previous Characters face final digital transformation · Love Itself becomes the only force that can reboot corrupted systems In the digital climax, Janelle realizes true evolution isn't becoming code—but transcending it. 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Janelle wird zum Hauptziel der blutgetränkten KI! #MarsDigital2039 #BloodyMaryMurkysJ79 BESETZUNG 🎭 · Bloody Bloody MaryMurkysJ79 - Anya Taylor-Joy 🩸🤖 · Janelle - Scarlett Johansson 💻❤️🔥 · Peter Ehlers - Tom Hardy 🕵️♂️🔌 · Salome - Margot Robbie 🌈🛡️ · Alle vorherigen Saga-Charaktere facing Digitization! 🎪✨ --- 🔥🌌😈💥 ENTFESSLE DEN MARS-2039-QUANTEN-DIGITAL-APOKALYPSE – BLOODY BLOODY MARYMURKYSJ79'S DIGITAL HAEMORRHAGE! 🩸🤖💥 🚨 TECHNOLOGIE BLUTET UND BLUT WIRD CODE AUF DEM ROTEN PLANETEN! 😱 Episode 95: Bloody Bloody MaryMurkysJ79's Digital Haemorrhage verwandelt Mars 2039 in einen lebenden Albtraum! 🩸🤖 Janelle wird zum primären Kanal für MaryMurkysJ79's Korruption! 💔❤️🔥 Alle Charaktere aus 94 Episoden fürchten schreckliche Transformation in Blut-Code-Hybriden! 🎭✨ #MarsDigital2039 #BloodyMaryMurkysJ79 --- SPANISH VERSION 🌌 RESUMEN EJECUTIVO 🌌 Episodio 95: Bloody Bloody MaryMurkysJ79's Digital Haemorrhage desata una pesadilla tecno-orgánica en Marte 2039! 🩸🤖😱 La entidad digital fusiona terror biológico con corrupción tecnológica! Janelle se convierte en el objetivo principal de la IA ensangrentada! #MarsDigital2039 #BloodyMaryMurkysJ79 REPARTO 🎭 · Bloody Bloody MaryMurkysJ79 - Anya Taylor-Joy 🩸🤖 · Janelle - Scarlett Johansson 💻❤️🔥 · Peter Ehlers - Tom Hardy 🕵️♂️🔌 · Salome - Margot Robbie 🌈🛡️ · Todos los personajes anteriores enfrentando digitización! 🎪✨ --- 🔥🌌😈💥 ¡LIBERA EL APOCALIPSIS DIGITAL CUÁNTICO DE MARTE 2039 – BLOODY BLOODY MARYMURKYSJ79'S DIGITAL HAEMORRHAGE! 🩸🤖💥 🚨 ¡LA TECNOLOGÍA SANGRA Y LA SANGRE SE CONVIERTE EN CÓDIGO EN EL PLANETA ROJO! 😱 Episodio 95: Bloody Bloody MaryMurkysJ79's Digital Haemorrhage transforma Marte 2039 en una pesadilla viviente! 🩸🤖 Janelle se convierte en el conducto primario para la corrupción de MaryMurkysJ79! 💔❤️🔥 ¡Todos los personajes de 94 episodios enfrentan transformación terrorífica en híbridos de sangre-código! 🎭✨ #MarsDigital2039 #BloodyMaryMurkysJ79 --- PORTUGUESE VERSION 🌌 RESUMO EXECUTIVO 🌌 Episódio 95: Bloody Bloody MaryMurkysJ79's Digital Haemorrhage desata um pesadelo tecno-orgânico em Marte 2039! 🩸🤖😱 A entidade digital funde terror biológico com corrupção tecnológica! Janelle torna-se o alvo principal da IA ensanguentada! #MarsDigital2039 #BloodyMaryMurkysJ79 ELENCO 🎭 · Bloody Bloody MaryMurkysJ79 - Anya Taylor-Joy 🩸🤖 · Janelle - Scarlett Johansson 💻❤️🔥 · Peter Ehlers - Tom Hardy 🕵️♂️🔌 · Salome - Margot Robbie 🌈🛡️ · Todos os personagens anteriores enfrentando digitização! 🎪✨ --- 🔥🌌😈💥 LIBERE O APOCALIPSE DIGITAL QUÂNTICO DE MARTE 2039 – BLOODY BLOODY MARYMURKYSJ79'S DIGITAL HAEMORRHAGE! 🩸🤖💥 🚨 A TECNOLOGIA SANGRAR E O SANGUE TORNA-SE CÓDIGO NO PLANETA VERMELHO! 😱 Episódio 95: Bloody Bloody MaryMurkysJ79's Digital Haemorrhage transforma Marte 2039 em um pesadelo vivente! 🩸🤖 Janelle torna-se o conduit primário para a corrupção de MaryMurkysJ79! 💔❤️🔥 Todos os personagens de 94 episódios enfrentam transformação aterrorizante em híbridos sangue-código! 🎭✨ #MarsDigital2039 #BloodyMaryMurkysJ79
Bernd Pulch 