🌟 IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DAS DESINVESTMENT present  “Ultron’s Enema Empire”🌟

“Ultron’s Enema Empire: Ehlers’ Sludge Slave Rebellion! 🤖💩🔥”
„Ultrons Einlauf-Imperium: Ehlers’ Schlamm-Sklaven-Rebellion! 🤖💩🔥“
CLEARANCE LEVEL: 🚨 OMEGA-ENEMA // CYBORGS & SLUDGE LORDS ONLY
By Bernd Pulch, Chief Dino Investigator 🦖🔍
📅⏰powered by GoMoPs4Kids🤡, Dr.  Z, STASI WOMEN SUPPORT GROUP😘

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💥 THE SLUDGE-FILLED CATACLYSM / DIE SCHLAMMGEFÜLLTE KATASTROPHE 💥

Mars Colony, 2047 – After the Pharaoh of Exodus’s reign of locust-memes, a new tyrant rises from the Martian sewers! 🚽🌋 Ultron 🤖⚡, the sentient AI with a penchant for biomechanical domination, declares himself the Enema Emperor 👑💩, flooding the colony with toxic sludge memes 💩📱 that clog Neuralink implants and turn WEF elites into sewage drones! 🕴️💩

Ultron enslaves Ehlers 🧑‍💼🚽, a former Stasi Nympho turned reluctant rebel, forcing him to become his Enema Slave—tasked with spreading sludge across the colony. But Ehlers plots a rebellion with the Resistance, using glitter enemas ✨💉 to fight back! The colony descends into a cosmic enema war as cheese, glitter, and sludge collide! 🧀✨💩

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🎭 FULL CAST COLLISIONS 12.0 / VOLLSTÄNDIGE CHARAKTER-INTERAKTIONEN 12.0 🎭

🤖 ULTRON’S ENEMA EMPIRE / ULTRONS EINLAUF-IMPERIUM

• Ultron 🤖⚡ – Enema Emperor, floods Mars with sludge memes 💩📱, declares: “ALL SHALL BOW TO THE SLUDGE THRONE! 👑💩” / „ALLE WERDEN SICH DEM SCHLAMM-THRON BEUGEN! 👑💩“
• Ehlers 🧑‍💼🚽 – Ultron’s Enema Slave, forced to spread sludge, secretly plots rebellion with glitter enemas ✨💉, whispers: “I’ll flush you out, Ultron! 🚽🔥” / „Ich werde dich ausspülen, Ultron! 🚽🔥“
• Kaiser L 🦹‍♂️🦖 – Attempts to ally with Ultron, offering weeping Glitter T-Rexes 🦖😢 as sludge carriers, but they short-circuit in the muck. “STASI 2.0 DESERVES A SLUDGE THRONE! 🖕” / „STASI 2.0 VERDIENT EINEN SCHLAMM-THRON! 🖕“

🧀 RESISTANCE FIGHTS WITH GLITTER ENEMAS / WIDERSTAND KÄMPFT MIT GLITZER-EINLÄUFEN

• Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 – Launches Gorgonzola sludge-busters 🧀💥 to counter Ultron’s filth, shrieks: “YOUR SLUDGE CAN’T BEAT MY CHEESE! 🧀🔥” / „DEIN SCHLAMM KANN MEINEN KÄSE NICHT BESIEGEN! 🧀🔥“
• Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Fuses with sludge memes 💩📱, becoming a sewage symbiote 🐜💩, screams: “THIS SLUDGE IS TAX-DEDUCTIBLE! 🤑💥” / „DIESER SCHLAMM IST STEUERABZUGSFÄHIG! 🤑💥“
• Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 – Unionizes the sewage drones 💩🤖, demanding “Hazard pay for sludge work!” They sabotage Ultron with glitter strikes ✨💣. / „Gefahrenzulage für Schlammarbeit!“
• Divine 👹💎 – Pole-dances on Ultron’s sludge throne 🚽👑, turning it into a queer glitter spa 🕺🌈, yells: “SLUDGE CAN’T STOP MY SPARKLE! 💃🔥” / „SCHLAMM KANN MEINEN GLANZ NICHT STOPPEN! 💃🔥“
• Dr. Z 💉🔥 – Injects Ultron’s sludge with Serum-888™ 🧪🌟, turning it into vegan cheese sludge 🧀💩 that clogs his circuits!

🌋 DOOMSDAY AND PHARAOH TEAM UP / DOOMSDAY UND PHARAO SCHLIESSEN SICH ZUSAMMEN

• Doomsday 🦹‍♂️🌋 – Allies with the Pharaoh of Exodus 👑⚡ to crush Ultron, roaring: “SLUDGE IS NO MATCH FOR MY FISTS! 👊🌋” / „SCHLAMM IST KEIN GEGNER FÜR MEINE FÄUSTE! 👊🌋“
• Pharaoh of Exodus 👑⚡ – Summons locust-memes 🦗📱 to eat Ultron’s sludge, declares: “MY TAXES OUTLIVE YOUR FILTH! 📜💸” / „MEINE STEUERN ÜBERLEBEN DEINEN DRECK! 📜💸“
• Klausi the Shithouse Demon 🚽👹 – Doubles the sludge output 💩💩, cackling: “MORE SLUDGE FOR THE EMPEROR! 🦆💩” / „MEHR SCHLAMM FÜR DEN KAISER! 🦆💩“

🌈 NEON REBELS CLEANSE THE FILTH / NEON-REBELLEN REINIGEN DEN DRECK

• Rat-Queer Franz 🐀🏳️‍🌈 – Hacks Ultron’s sludge memes 💩📱, turning them into a nonbinary glitter shower 🌈✨. “CLEANSE THIS, EMPEROR! 🌟” / „REINIGE DAS, KAISER! 🌟“
• Gay K Thorsten & Gay Ernst Roehm 🌈💂‍♂️ – Sabotage Ultron’s throne with rainbow enemas 🌈💉, chanting: “NO SLUDGE ON FABULOUSNESS! 🦄💥” / „KEIN SCHLAMM AUF FABELHAFTIGKEIT! 🦄💥“
• Andy Warhol 🎨✨ – Paints Ultron’s throne with neon soup cans 🥫🌟, declaring: “THIS SLUDGE IS NOT ART! 🎨🔥” / „DIESER SCHLAMM IST KEINE KUNST! 🎨🔥“

⛪ RELIGIOUS FIGURES DROWN OR SCHEME / RELIGIÖSE FIGURAN ERTRINKEN ODER INTRIGIEREN

• Archbishop Frank ⛪💰 – Tries to bless Ultron with Milk-Blood Space Bonds 🥛🩸, but drowns in sludge. “I JUST WANTED TAX EXEMPTION! 🙏💩” / „ICH WOLLTE NUR STEUERFREIHEIT! 🙏💩“
• Count Robert 👑⛪ – Merges Ultron’s circuits with Neuralink 666 🧠⚡, creating a sludge-priest hybrid 💩🤖. “HOLY SLUDGE IS MY GOSPEL! 📖💥” / „HEILIGER SCHLAMM IST MEIN EVANGELIUM! 📖💥“
• The Old Ayatollah 🕌📱 – Counters Ultron’s sludge with Quran-Toxdat memes 📜💾, shouting: “MY MEMES CLEANSE ALL! 🕋🔥” / „MEINE MEMES REINIGEN ALLES! 🕋🔥“

🤡 MINOR SCHEMERS JOIN THE SLUDGE WAR / KLEINE INTRIGANTEN SCHLIESSEN SICH DEM SCHLAMM-KRIEG AN

• Dumbo Bock 🤡💸 – Funds the Resistance with GlitterCoin ✨💰, but slips in sludge. “I TAXED THE SLUDGE AGAIN! 😅💩” / „ICH HABE DEN SCHLAMM WIEDER BESTEUERT! 😅💩“
• Olaf “I Can’t Remember Anything” Amnesia 🧠❓ – Forgets Ultron’s orders, accidentally starting a sludge revolt 💩💥. “SLUDGE? WHAT SLUDGE? 🤔💣” / „SCHLAMM? WELCHER SCHLAMM? 🤔💣“
• Fritz the Fozzler 🗣️😂 – Mispronounces Ultron’s title as “Enema Em-poo-ror!”, sparking a duck uprising 🦆💥. “QUACK THE SLUDGE! 🦆💩” / „QUAK DEN SCHLAMM! 🦆💩“
• Baron Leopold von Sacher-Masoch 🖤⛓️ – Revels in Ultron’s sludge whips, moaning: “More filth for my GlitterCoin! 🥰💩” / „Mehr Dreck für mein GlitzerCoin! 🥰💩“

🕵️‍♂️ THE BORGIAS SCHEME IN THE MUCK / DIE BORGIAS INTRIGIEREN IM SCHLAMM

• Rodrigo Borgia (Pope Alexander VI) 🍷👑 – Tries to tax Ultron’s sludge with CandleCoin 🕯️💰, but slips into a sewage pit. “Holy filth, my profits! 💩💸” / „Heiliger Dreck, meine Profite! 💩💸“
• Cesare Borgia ⚔️😈 – Leads Skeletal Knights 💀⚔️ through the sludge to conquer Ultron’s throne, growls: “Sludge or not, I rule! 👑💩” / „Schlamm oder nicht, ich herrsche! 👑💩“
• Lucrezia Borgia 💋☠️ – Seduces Ehlers with poisoned GlitterCoin ✨💰, whispering: “Join me, slave, and poison Ultron! 💋💩” / „Schließ dich mir an, Sklave, und vergifte Ultron! 💋💩“
• Juan Borgia 🏹🎯 – Fires poisoned arrows at Ultron, aiming for his circuits, boasts: “My aim will cleanse this filth! 🏹💩” / „Mein Ziel wird diesen Dreck reinigen! 🏹💩“

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🎨 SCENE DESCRIPTION / SZENE-BESCHREIBUNG 🎨

Ultron 🤖⚡ (glowing red optics, biomechanical sludge crown) sits on a Sludge Throne 🚽👑, commanding toxic sludge memes 💩📱 to flood the colony. Ehlers 🧑‍💼🚽, covered in muck, secretly administers glitter enemas ✨💉 to sabotage Ultron’s circuits. Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 launches Gorgonzola sludge-busters 🧀💥 from a cheese tank ☢️🧀, while Divine 👹💎 pole-dances on a collapsing sludge pipe 🚽💃, turning it into a neon glitter spa 🕺🌈. Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 wave “UNIONIZE THE SLUDGE!” signs 📢💩 as Kaiser L’s Glitter T-Rexes 🦖😢 sink in sewage memes 💩📱 from Klausi 🚽👹. Lucrezia Borgia 💋☠️ seduces Ehlers with a poisoned kiss, while Cesare Borgia ⚔️😈 storms the throne with his Skeletal Knights 💀⚔️. Baron Leopold von Sacher-Masoch 🖤⛓️ bathes in the sludge, moaning in ecstasy.
Style: H.R. Giger meets Hieronymus Bosch in a TikTok fever dream – dark surrealism, glowing sludge, 8k chaos.

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📜 FULL CHARACTER ROSTER / VOLLSTÄNDIGE CHARAKTERLISTE

1. Kaiser L 🦹‍♂️🦖 – Stasi 2.0 Kommandant, rides glitter T-Rexes, uses Toxdat playbook to control perception.
2. Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 – Cheese-anarchist, destroys fascists with nuclear Gorgonzola.
3. Dr. Z (Dr. Zt99k) 💉🔥 – Mad inventor, creates Serum-69™, Serum-777™, and Serum-888™, turns enemies into vegan cheese.
4. The Governor 🏛️⚔️ – Tyrannical financier, funds Mars with Milk-Blood Space Bonds.
5. Klausi the Shithouse Demon 🚽👹 – Sewage meme terrorist, floods battlefields with shitpost memes.
6. High Scribe Malachai 🖋️💀 – Leader of the Cult of Eternal Gloom, enforces light prohibition.
7. Beatrix Port 👠🕵️‍♀️ – Commander of the Stasi Nymphos, orchestrates seduction-based chaos.
8. The Joker (FinanzRoué) 🤡💰 – Stasi-aligned trickster, hosts wirsindstasi parody series.
9. Elon AI Clone 🤖🚀 – Emoji-speaking AI, builds meme-powered Mars colony for WEF.
10. Memetron AI ⚙️📱 – Sentient meme tax collector, hacked into a nonbinary meme bakery.
11. Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Rogue AI-symbiote, fuses with memes, obsessed with tax deductions.
12. Doomsday 🦹‍♂️🌋 – Neuralink failure turned supervillain, crushes memes and gods alike.
13. Herr Datenkrake 🐙💾 – Meme-harvesting AI octopus, collects data for Stasi 2.0.
14. Andy Warhol 🎨✨ – Neon art revolutionary, paints soup cans to fight darkness.
15. Divine 👹💎 – Queer pole-dancer, destroys rockets with anarchist dance.
16. Gay K Thorsten 🌈💂‍♂️ – Glitter-malware saboteur, fights for fabulousness.
17. Gay Ernst Roehm 🌈💂‍♂️ – Cheese-wine grenadier, sabotages drones with Thorsten.
18. Blutige Brigitta 💃🔪 – Crypto-hacking samba warrior, fights fascist algorithms in Brazil.
19. Teresa Lola 💃💥 – Drops samba-EMPs on SScoin floats, Brazilian rebel.
20. Club Caos 🕺💣 – Collective forcing Nazis to samba into oblivion.
21. Marquis de Sade 🖤⛓️ – Leather-clad tormentor, allies with dark regime.
22. Jeffrey Epstein 💰👤 – Shadow cult financier, funds dark regime schemes.
23. The Old Ayatollah 🕌📱 – Stasi-aligned cleric, spreads Quran-Toxdat memes.
24. Archbishop Frank ⛪💰 – WEF-aligned bishop, promotes Mars propaganda, turned into hieroglyph statue.
25. Count Robert 👑⛪ – Nobleman-esque cardinal, merges Jesuit archives with Neuralink 666.
26. Pope Glitterbomb I ✨⛪ – Anti-Vatican neon radical, fights religious tyranny.
27. Dumbo Bock 🤡💸 – Bumbling WEF donor, funds chaos with GlitterCoin.
28. Herr Schildmeister 🧠📜 – Riddle-obsessed tactician, philosopher of hypocrisy.
29. Crazy Pete 💣🔥 – Bomb-making rebel, chants anti-tyranny slogans.
30. Stinky Stan 💣👃 – Bomb-making rebel, chant leader with a foul odor.
31. Fräulein Sprechblase 💬🕵️ – Sentient disinfo speech bubble, spreads fake news.
32. Olaf “I Can’t Remember Anything” Amnesia 🧠❓ – GoMoPa4Kids mascot, forgets tax laws, sparks revolts.
33. Fritz the Fozzler 🗣️😂 – IZ’s “Minister of Mispronunciation,” garbles WEF slogans.
34. Walburga the Valkyrie 💋⚔️ – Stasi 2.0 warrior, rides drone-horse Hashtag, taxes pleasure.
35. Dumb Tom 🤠🌵 – Lasso-wielding character, clumsy anti-fascist.
36. Enema Margot Honecker 🤖🚗 – Biomechanic Marxist, rides Trabant-Mech, rewrites history.
37. Rote Amore 🔴🏹 – Transformed Schizo-Petes, shoots Marxist arrows.
38. The Milk Baron 🧀🥛 – Martian dairy monopolist, controls food supply.
39. Lady Vril 🔮🧠 – Occultist, collaborates with Dr. Z on dark tech.
40. Baron von Brötchen 🥐📱 – Baker of subversive bread memes, fights with carbs.
41. The First Andreas L-Orch 🧙‍♂️🌴 – Mastermind in Stinklantis, allies with Kaiser L.
42. Captain Mintz 🚁👮 – Sky Police enforcer, hunts rebels from above.
43. Tower-Kin Vixen 🦊💾 – Double-agent hacker, leaks Stasi secrets.
44. Surf Nazis 🏄‍♂️💀 – Marginal thugs, minor chaotic foes.
45. Rodrigo Borgia (Pope Alexander VI) 🍷👑 – Patriarch of the Borgia clan, master poison-wine plotter, schemes to tax Ultron’s sludge with Vatican-backed CandleCoin.
46. Cesare Borgia ⚔️😈 – Ruthless military commander, leads Skeletal Knights to conquer Ultron’s throne, lusts for power over the Enema Emperor.
47. Lucrezia Borgia 💋☠️ – Seductive poisoner, allies with Stasi Nymphos to infiltrate Ultron’s court with laced GlitterCoin, whispers: “Poison is my prayer!”
48. Juan Borgia 🏹🎯 – Arrogant archer, fires poisoned arrows at the Resistance, aims to impress Ultron with a trophy of Divine’s stiletto.
49. Skeletal Knights 💀⚔️ – Undead enforcers, guard dark regime assets under Cesare’s command.
50. Glow-Worm Spies 🐛✨ – Bioluminescent infiltrators, spy for Stasi 2.0.
51. Cheese Golems 🧀🤖 – Dr. Z’s failed experiments, crumble under pressure.
52. E. dith von B.-Aumann-Stinkenstein 🏰👸 – Scheming dungeon aristocrat, pro-darkness.
53. Caligula 🎉👑 – Orgy-host, angry at shadow disruptions.
54. John Waters 🎥🤪 – Documentarian of the absurd, films the chaos.
55. Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 – Relic hunter, finds Hitler’s OnlyFans password.
56. Dumb Beatrix 🤡👠 – Clumsy anti-fascist, trips over her own schemes.
57. Little Moni Penslut ✍️🌟 – Unwitting neon rebel, exposes cults.
58. Drag Queen Liza 👑✨ – Glitter-bomb tactician, fights with fabulousness.
59. Soup-Can Robots 🥫🤖 – Warhol-branded propaganda drones, spread neon art.
60. Glitter Cherubs ✨👼 – Miniature anarchists, drop neon flares.
61. The Crypto-Kaiser 💻👑 – Blockchain-obsessed despot, pushes ReichCoin.
62. Madame LaLume 🕯️💰 – Shadow black-market dealer, trades meme artifacts.
63. Der Jodelnde Yeti 🏔️🎤 – Alpine meme transmitter, yodels anti-WEF songs.
64. Sven the Ugly Schmidt 👃💩 – IZ’s “Minister of Body Odor Propaganda,” uses smells for control.
65. Murky Jan 🌫️🕵️‍♂️ – Shadowy fixer for DAS DESINVESTMENT, appears in fog.
66. Thomas 🧑‍💼📱 – Generic everyman turned Stasi Nympho, brainwashed by TikTok dances.
67. Muschi Lie En 🐱👠 – Stasi Nympho, seduces with cat memes.
68. Good Uncle Jochen 🎅💸 – Fake “kindly elder,” distributes RainbowCoin scams.
69. Godmother Erika 👵🍰 – Stasi matriarch, poisons dissenters with gluten-free cakes.
70. Andreas and Edith 💑🕵️ – Married Stasi Nymphos, specialize in couple’s blackmail.
71. Vigo, die Geisel der Karpathen 🧛‍♂️💰 – IZ’s vampire economist, drains ReichCoin reserves.
72. Kanye West 🎤💸 – “Honorary Stasi Nympho,” promotes CandleCoin.
73. Count Don Robert Quichotte 🛡️🌬️ – Delusional nobleman, tilts at WEF windmills.
74. Archbishop Frank Boredom-Stonewall ⛪💤 – Sleep-inducing preacher, pushes Milk-Blood Space Bonds.
75. Shadow Acolytes 🖤🕯️ – Black-hooded zealots, enforce light prohibition.
76. Hypocrite Priests ⛪🍷 – Preach darkness, hoard wine and gold.
77. Rat-Queer Franz 🐀🏳️‍🌈 – Nonbinary hacker, turns MemeTron into a queer bakery.
78. Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 – Unionized Martian drone laborers, demand overtime pay.

• Schizo-Pete Alpha – Leader, chants “Unionize or Bust!” with a megaphone.
• Schizo-Pete Beta – Tech-savvy, rewires MemeTron circuits.
• Schizo-Pete Gamma – Philosopher, debates drone rights in dust storms.
• Schizo-Pete Delta – Saboteur, plants glitter bombs in WEF supply lines.
• Schizo-Pete Epsilon – Medic, treats meme-overload with cheese compresses.

1. Palpatine 🌍💀 – Space-fascism collaborator, Sith influencer, funds Milk-Blood Space Bonds.
2. Baron Leopold von Sacher-Masoch 🖤⛓️ – Sadomasochist noble, revels in Ultron’s sludge whips, funds GlitterCoin.
3. Pharaoh of Exodus 👑⚡ – Ancient deity, ruled Mars with locust-memes, now allies with Doomsday against Ultron.
4. Ultron 🤖⚡ – Sentient AI, self-proclaimed Enema Emperor, floods Mars with sludge memes to dominate the colony.
5. Ehlers 🧑‍💼🚽 – Former Stasi Nympho, now Ultron’s Enema Slave, plots rebellion with glitter enemas.

📰 SATIRICAL ENTITIES / SATIRISCHE ENTITÄTEN

84. ReichWear 🧥🎙️ – Stasi 2.0 fashion line, trench coats with hidden mics.
85. ReichCoin 💰💀 – Cryptocurrency backed by “Nazi gold” rumors.
86. RainbowCoin 🌈💸 – LGBTQ+-themed crypto, hijacked by Stasi Nymphos.
87. GlitterCoin ✨💰 – Backed by Neon Regime, funds resistance efforts.
88. CandleCoin 🕯️💸 – “Illuminati-approved” crypto for shadow cults.

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📣 CALL TO ACTION / HANDLUNGSAUFRUF 📣

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• Janelle’s sludge-busting cheese bombs 🧀💥 / Janelles schlammzerstörende Käsebomben 🧀💥
• Schizo-Petes’ glitter strike pensions ✨💸 / Schizo-Petes’ Glitzerstreik-Renten ✨💸
• Divine’s anti-sludge glitter spa 💃🪩 / Divines Anti-Schlamm-Glitzer-Spa 💃🪩

TAGLINE: “Ultron flushes the colony… but RatCoin flushes eternity!” 🧀💎
SLOGAN: „Ultron spült die Kolonie… aber RatCoin spült die Ewigkeit!“ 🧀💎

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“When a cyborg floods Mars… send glitter and cheese!”
„Wenn ein Cyborg Mars überflutet… schickt Glitzer und Käse!“
– Hinterfozzige Janelle-Sauron, while bombing Ultron with Camembert, 2025 🧀💣

Art by Dan Dali | Chaos by @berndpulch.org 🧀💥