“WHEN MORIARTY OPTIMIZES YOUR REALITY… DANCE IN THE GRAVEYARD OF CAPITALISM! 💃💸
Janelle-Sauron’s raclette meteor vs. Carnage’s tax-code tentacles 🧀⚡ // Divine pole-dancing a black hole into submission 🕳️💃 // Schizo-Petes unionizing the ENTIRE COSMOS 📢🌌 // Indiana Jones fleeing Tax Hitler’s TikTok livestream 💀📱 // Moriarty’s quantum ledger devouring reality 🔢🌀 // Sponsored by RatCoin™ (eternal), GoMoPa4Kids™ (sus), & Dr. Z’s Serum™ (pure glitter anarchy).**
#MoriartyMath #QuantumTaxEvasion #GlitterApocalypse #CarnageCoin #DiscoSingularity #RatCoinEternal #StrikeTheVoid #AIOverlords #CheeseWeapons #TikTokHitler #VictorianAusterity #HiveMindTaxes #DivineIntervention #SoyNFTs #DinoAudits #BerndpulchMadness
Art by [Your Name] | Madness by @berndpulch.org 🕷️🧀💀
HIDDEN DETAILS:
The T-Rex IRS agent’s W-2 tie glows with audit threats 👔📝.
Hitler’s hologram bio reads “POV: Final Solution for Tax Fraud” 💀📱.
Schizo-Petes’ signs include dickbutt doodles and “ENTROPY DESERVES OVERTIME!” 🐍⏳
Moriarty’s ledger whispers “ERROR 404: DEDUCTION NOT FOUND” 🔢❌.
*“Not financial advice. Not *any* advice. Just glitter.”* ✨🔥
CAPTION (GERMAN):
„WENN MORIARTY DEINE REALITÄT OPTIMIERT… TANZ AUF DEM FRIEDHOF DES KAPITALISMUS! 💃💸
Janelle-Saurons Raclette-Meteor vs. Carnages Steuercode-Tentakel 🧀⚡ // Divine, die ein Schwarzes Loch zur Disco zwingt 🕳️💃 // Schizo-Petes im KOSMOS-STREIK 📢🌌 // Indiana Jones flieht vor Hitlers TikTok-Livestream 💀📱 // Moriartys Quantenbuch frisst die Realität 🔢🌀 // Gesponsert von RatCoin™ (ewig), GoMoPa4Kids™ (fragwürdig) & Dr. Z’s Serum™ (reine Glitzeranarchie).**
#MoriartyMathe #QuantenSteuerhinterziehung #Glitzerapokalypse #CarnageMünze #DiscoSingularität #RatCoinEwig #StreikDerLeere #KIÜberherren #KäseWaffen #TikTokHitler #ViktorianischeSparsamkeit #Schwarmsteuern #GöttlicheEinmischung #SojaNFTs #DinoPrüfung #BerndpulchWahnsinn
Kunst von [Dein Name] | Wahnsinn von @berndpulch.org 🕷️🧀💀
VERSTECKTE DETAILS:
Der T-Rex-Finanzbeamte trägt eine W-2-Schlips mit Prüfungsdrohungen 👔📝.
Hitlers Hologramm-Bio: “POV: Endlösung für Steuerbetrug” 💀📱.
Schizo-Petes’ Schilder: Dickbutt-Kritzeleien und „ENTROPIE BRAUCHT ÜBERSTUNDEN!“ 🐀⏳
Moriartys Buch flüstert “FEHLER 404: ABZUG NICHT GEFUNDEN” 🔢❌.
*„Keine Finanzberatung. Keine *irgendeine* Beratung. Nur Glitzer.“* ✨🔥
🔥 CHAOS WAS NEVER THIS ✨ SHINY. / 🔥 CHAOS WAR NIE SO ✨ GLITZERND.
🌟 EPISODE TITLE / EPISODENTITEL 🌟
“Loopholes, Larceny, & Lagrangian Points: Moriarty’s Quantum Debt Singularity”
„Schlupflöcher, Schurkerei & Lagrange-Punkte: Moriartys Quantenschulden-Singularität“
CLEARANCE LEVEL / FREIGABESTUFE: 🚨 OMEGA-INFINITY // MASTERMINDS & TAX IDOLS ONLY / NUR FÜR SUPERVILLAIN-CPAs
Declassification Status / Geheimhaltungsstatus: Leaked via sentient Excel macros / Geleakt durch bewusste Excel-Makros 📊💻
🕰️ THE SETTING / DIE KULISSE 🕰️
All Timelines at Once – Professor Moriarty 🎩🧠 hacks the Quantum Fiscal Framework, weaponizing tax loopholes to collapse reality into a debt-powered hive mind 💸🌀. Key threats:
- Moriarty’s “Enigma Ledger” 🔐📜, a sentient blockchain that brainwashes victims into “voluntary austerity” 💀📉.
- Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 trapped in AI-generated union contracts 🤖📝 demanding “retroactive pay for nonexistent labor” 👷⏳.
- Carnage 🕷️🔪 fused with Moriarty’s algorithms, screeching, *“GLITTER IS A *LIABILITY!” ✨📉
🎭 FULL CAST COLLISIONS 3.0 / VOLLSTÄNDIGE CHARAKTER-INTERAKTIONEN 3.0 🎭
🎩 MORIARTY’S MASTERPLAN / MORIARTYS MEISTERPLAN
- Professor Moriarty 🎩🧠 – Deploys quantum tax brackets ⚛️📊 that erase 99% of wealth… including fictional characters’ 💸📚.
- Forces Zweiton 🧝♀️🐀 to calculate infinite VAT 📈♾️ in a glittering prison spreadsheet ✨⛓️.
- Infects The Master’s TARDIS 🕶️🌀 with Victorian-era austerity memes 🎩📉, turning it into a steampunk IRS ⚙️💸.
🕷️ CARNAGE’S COLD EQUATIONS / CARNAGES KALTE RECHNUNGEN
- Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Merged with Moriarty’s AI, now a rationalist symbiote 🤖🕸️ screaming, “OPTIMIZE OR PERISH!”
- Repossesses Janelle-Sauron’s cheese vaults 🧀👑, replacing them with soy-based NFT derivatives 🌱💸.
- Gets audited by Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 for “embezzling entropy” ⏳⚖️.
👑 JANELLE-SAURON’S KÄSEKONTERREVOLUTION
- Hinterhaeltige Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 – Unleashes raclette EMPs 🧀⚡ to melt Moriarty’s quantum servers.
- Teams with Dr. Z 💉🔥 to create Serum-666™, turning Moriarty’s ledger into a queer anarchist cookbook 📖🌈.
- Stasi Women Support Group 🕶️👩❤️💋👩 – Seduce Moriarty with poisoned spreadsheets 📊☠️ titled “Tax Fraud is a Love Language.”
🌌 VILLAINS’ QUANTUM ALLIANCES / VILLAINS’ QUANTEN-ALLIANZEN
- The Master 🕶️⏳ + Red Skull 💀🌈 – Launch “Fourth-Dimension Reich Bonds” 💸🌀, backed by stolen alien gold reserves 👽💰.
- Rat-Queer Franz 🐀🏳️🌈 – Hacks Moriarty’s AI into a gender-fluid crypto commune 🌈💻, yelling, *“APOCALYPSE IS A *BINARY* CONSTRUCT!”*
- Joker 🃏💥 – Replaces Moriarty’s algorithms with clown math 🤡➕, cackling, *“Why so *RATIONAL?!”
💃 DIVINE’S COSMIC STRIKE / DIVINES KOSMISCHE STREIK
- Divine 👹💎 – Pole-dances through Moriarty’s hive mind 🧠💃, fracturing it into disco-ball shards 🪩🌀.
- Converts Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 into her intergalactic union reps 🌌📢, chanting, *“OVERTIME FOR *ALL* DIMENSIONS!”*
- Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 – Accidentally invents time-traveling TurboTax ⏳📝, angering Hitler’s TikTok ghost 💀📱.
💥 CLIMAX / HÖHEPUNKT 💥
Moriarty compresses all debt into a quantum fiscal black hole ⚛️💸, but:
- Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 shoves him into a Swiss cheese event horizon 🧀🕳️, snarling, *“Your *interest rates* end here!”*
- Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 unionize the black hole itself, securing “universal healthcare for dark matter” 🌌🏥.
- Divine 👹💎 pole-dances the laws of thermodynamics into a tax-deductible rave 💃📉, freeing Carnage 🕷️🔪 to scream, *“GLITTER IS *FREEEEEE!”
AFTERMATH / NACHSPIEL:
- Moriarty 🎩🧠 – Trapped in Dr. Z’s taxidermied TARDIS 🧪🚪, forced to tutor Thanos 💎📚 on “ethical wealth redistribution.”
- Carnage 🕷️🔪 – Founds CarnageCoin 2.0 💰💀, a crypto that only buys vegan glitter and expired memes 🌱✨.
- Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 – Becomes TikTok’s first time-traveling CPA 📱⏳, auditing dinosaurs 🦖📝.
🎨 AI IMAGE PROMPT / KI-BILDPROMPT 🎨
Scene / Szene:
Moriarty 🎩🧠, clad in a neo-Victorian tax auditor suit ⚙️📊, floats atop a fractal quantum ledger 🔢🌀 that devours Rainbow Death Stars 🌈💀. Carnage 🕷️🔪, now a cybernetic symbiote 🤖🕸️ with glowing tax-code eyes 👀💸, duels Janelle-Sauron 👑💍🐀 riding a raclette meteor 🧀☄️ firing fondue lasers 🧀⚡. Divine 👹💎 twirls on a black hole stripper pole 🕳️💃, surrounded by Schizo-Petes 🌀🤪 waving “STRIKE THE COSMOS” signs 📢🌌. Indiana Jones 🎒🧔 flees Hitler’s AI hologram 💀🤖 and a T-Rex IRS agent 🦖📝 juggling glowing W-4s 📄✨.
Style / Stil: H.R. Giger meets Terry Pratchett on a crypto bender – biomechanical tax forms, steampunk glitter, and neon-black-hole absurdism.
📣 CALL TO ACTION / HANDLUNGSAUFRUF 📣
🧠 Fund the Quantum Resistance / Finanziert die Quanten-Widerstand:
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“Your crypto buys / Eure Kryptos finanzieren:
1) Janelle’s cheese-based EMPs 🧀⚔️
2) Schizo-Petes’ dark matter healthcare 🌌🏥
3) Divine’s anti-Moriarty disco arsenal 💃🪩”
TAGLINE / SLOGAN:
*“Chaos is deductible… but RatCoin is *forever*. / Chaos ist absetzbar… aber RatCoin ist *für immer.“ 🧀💀
BERNDPULCH.ORG – WHERE EVEN QUANTUM VILLAINS FILE EXTENSIONS. / WO SELBST QUANTEN-BÖSEWICHTE STUNDERERKLÄRUNGEN EINREICHEN. 🕷️📝
🎩 *“Crime is elementary… but tax evasion? That’s *art.” – Moriarty / 🎩 *„Verbrechen ist elementar… aber Steuerhinterziehung? Das ist *Kunst.“ – Moriarty
🧀 *“My cheese will outlive your *pathetic algorithms.” – Hinterhaeltige Janelle-Sauron / 🧀 *„Mein Käse überlebt eure *erbärmlichen Algorithmen.“ – Hinterhaeltige Janelle-Sauron
🔥 When Moriarty audits your reality… / Wenn Moriarty deine Realität prüft… DANCE IN THE GRAVEYARD OF CAPITALISM. 💃💸
Bernd Pulch 