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💨 Janelle’s Nympho Neuschwanstein steams up the sky! Wagner blares, Ernst Röhm twirls, E. dith cashes in, and the Sky Police flee the lust-stink haze. #StinkRapture #NymphoNeuschwanstein #ChaosAndLust – Seduction never smelled so wild! 💪🔥


Neuschwanstein in the Stink floats triumphantly, but Hinterfozzige Janelle’s Ludwig II delusion has morphed into a full-on nymphomaniac frenzy. She’s turning her sky castle into a den of desire, fueled by Wagner’s music and her insatiable urges. The survivors scramble to keep up, and Gay Ernst Röhm’s flair only fans the flames. Welcome to Stink Rapture: Nympho Neuschwanstein, where lust meets stink in the clouds.

The Scene: A Castle of Carnal Chaos

Sky Versailles hovers, its patched-up frame dwarfed by Janelle’s Neuschwanstein—a crooked, golden-streaked castle pulsing with Wagner’s Tannhäuser overture. The air reeks of her royal brew, now spiked with a musky aphrodisiac she swears is “Ludwig’s love potion.” Janelle lounges on a throne of rapture-tokens, half-naked in a sequined corset, proclaiming, “I’m Ludwig II reborn—a king of stink and seduction! This castle will be my harem in the sky!” Her eyes gleam with lust as she eyes the crew.

Pharaoh Kaiser L sways to the music, entranced. “The Stink Eternal merges with desire—a prophecy of passion!” he intones, clutching his staff like a lover.

The Characters: Lust and Lunacy

  • Hinterfozzige Janelle: The nympho diva’s in heat, convinced she’s Ludwig II and every soul’s her conquest. “Bow to me—or bed me!” she purrs, brewing lust-stink to ensnare all.
  • E. dith von B.-Aumann-Stinkenstein: The empress gags but schemes. “A harem? I’ll sell ‘Nympho Castle Passes’—sex sells!” she says, tallying profits.
  • Herr Schildmeister: The riddle-master leers. “What stinks of lust yet rules the air? What tempts the flesh yet reeks so fair?” He’s intrigued, dodging Janelle’s advances.
  • Dumb Tom: The cloud-catcher blushes. “I just lasso stuff—keep me outta this!” he stammers, roping debris to avoid her grasp.
  • Dumb Beatrix: The seamstress giggles. “I’ll sew lust-proof fart-robes—stink, not sin!” she says, stitching frantically.
  • Crazy Pete: The stink bomber’s wild-eyed. “Lust and bombs? Best day ever!” he shouts, lobbing fish-bombs at random.
  • Stinky Stan: The janitor grumbles. “Ain’t fixing no love den,” he says, but tweaks the Amplifier to pump out her brew anyway.
  • Pharaoh Kaiser L: The prophet’s swept up. “The nympho king births a new age—stink and flesh unite!” he raves, dancing awkwardly.
  • Gay Ernst Röhm: The flamboyant rogue struts, loving it. “Janelle, you minx—this castle needs a dance floor and me!” he purrs, twirling to Wagner.

The Plot: A Nympho Takeover

Janelle’s lust-stink wafts from Neuschwanstein, turning the castle into a floating orgy pad. She drapes it in Beatrix’s fart-curtains, now dyed red and reeking of desire, and orders Dumb Tom to lasso “lovers” from passing clouds—mostly confused birds. Crazy Pete rigs stink cannons to fire aphrodisiac mist, giggling, “Love’s in the air—literally!” Ernst Röhm choreographs a Wagner-fueled dance party, flirting with everyone, while Stinky Stan’s Amplifier blasts the brew skyward, spreading Janelle’s spell.

E. dith markets it all, shouting, “Nympho Neuschwanstein—book now!” as rapture-tokens pile up. But the Sky Police catch wind—literally—and Commander Mintz roars over the radio, “This is depravity! We’re shutting it down with purity-bombs!” Drones swarm, armed with mint-scented explosives.

Janelle laughs, topless and defiant. “My harem defies your clean tyranny!”

The Climax: Lust vs. Purity

The drones attack, dropping purity-bombs that burst into icy, minty blasts. Janelle counters with her lust-stink, turning the bombs into shimmering love-haze. Ernst Röhm hurls grenades with a twirl, crooning, “For passion and stink!” as they explode into fishy lust-clouds. Crazy Pete fires his cannons, coating drones in sticky desire, while Dumb Tom lassos one, muttering, “Not my scene,” and crashes it.

E. dith flings rapture-tokens, clogging drone engines, and Beatrix’s lust-proof fart-robes shield the crew from mint, releasing counter-stink. Stinky Stan cranks the Amplifier, bellowing, “Take that, ya prudes!” as it spews a lust-stink tsunami. Herr Schildmeister riddles, “What seduces yet repels the clean? What reigns in filth yet rules supreme?” The drones falter, circuits fried by confusion and stench.

Mintz retreats, choking, “You’re all mad!” as his fleet staggers off. Neuschwanstein stands, a reeking love-nest in the sky.

The Aftermath: A Stinky Seduction

The survivors pant, half-laughing, half-horrified. Janelle sprawls on her throne, crooning Wagner, “My harem’s just begun!” Ernst Röhm toasts her with a stolen mint-bomb, now a cocktail. E. dith counts her haul, muttering, “Lust pays.” Pharaoh Kaiser L collapses, whispering, “The Stink Eternal lusts eternal…”

Stinky Stan kicks the Amplifier’s wreckage. “Next time, I’m sittin’ this out.”

Call to Action: Fund the Chaos!

Janelle’s nympho castle needs your steam to keep stinking! Back Bernd Pulch’s wild saga at patreon.com/berndpulch for exclusive lust-stink recipes, early chapters, and art dripping with desire. Or toss a donation at berndpulch.org/donations to fuel the next sky-high romp. Join now—keep the passion reeking!

Next Time on Stink Rapture:

Will Janelle’s harem grow? Can the Sky Police purify the lust? And what’s Ernst Röhm plotting? Find out in Stink Rapture: Stink Eternal—coming soon!

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Call to Action: Ignite the Nympho Stink!

Janelle’s Nympho Neuschwanstein is steaming up the skies, and the lust-stink needs your spark to burn brighter! Dive into Bernd Pulch’s wild saga at patreon.com/berndpulch and unlock exclusive treats—secret peeks at Janelle’s love-brew, early drafts of the next steamy chapter, and art that reeks of passion. Want to fan the flames? Drop a donation at berndpulch.org/donation and keep the harem rocking against the Sky Police’s minty wrath. Support now—let’s make the stink seductive!


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