THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ Count Dracula: The Darling of All Women โ Sensual Bites, Midnight Howls & The Undead Muchaverse ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฉธ๐น | Ehlers Saga Episode 9
Count Dracula โ the 500-year-old vampire with velvet charm and a perfect jawline โ descends on Herbertstrasse in a black carriage pulled by white stallions with glowing red eyes. He is the darling of all women. HafenHure blushes. Ursila opens a folder: “UNDEAD โ SEXUAL THREAT.” Salome dances a 400-year waltz. Rosa tests his blood…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ MAMIE VAN DOREN: The New Sex God Descends โ Curves, Chaos & The Muchaverse Orgy ๐๐ฅ๐ | Ehlers Saga Episode 8
Mamie Van Doren โ the original 1950s blonde bombshell, 94 years old looking 34 โ descends on Herbertstrasse in a leopard-print helicopter. She challenges Pamela Anderson for the throne. The ensemble splits. Joker becomes Court Jester of Chaos AND Lust. Esau’s laptop crashes โ Column 47 cannot process two sex gods. Graf Thomas grows 94…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: THE BYZANTINE DESCENT
Archbishop Frank Stonewall descends from Communist Byzantium. The sky turns purple. A golden chariot, pulled by 47 eagles wearing tiny bishops’ miters, lands on Joker’s rock. The rock shatters. Joker falls off. Frank wants the sacred enema. The frequency. The Joker. The ensemble assembles. All characters of the Ehlers Saga. HafenHure, Ursila, Salome, Rosa, Pussy,…
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