❄️👑🐧 PROCLAMATION FROM THE SOUTH POLE ❄️👑🐧When the penguins of Antarctica realized they needed strong leadership, endless committees, and someone who could say “values” 57 times per sentence, they summoned Ursula von der Leyen.She accepted instantly. “It’s like Brussels, only warmer,” she said. 🧊😇 Thus was born the EUROGLACIER UNION, the world’s first frozen technocracy…