Tag: self-aware oil
THE OIL DECIDED IT WAS TIRED OF BEING BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING A Satire by Kurt Vonnegut Exclusive to Bernd Pulch — Leaked Geological Memo Reveals Crude Oil Has Filed for Divorce from Human Civilization
The oil went on strike, became a pacifist, and refused to burn. The war everyone expected lasted three days. The dinosaurs were better company. So it goes.
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