Tag: Höllischer Vertrag
BAAL MEPHISTO LUCIFER’S INFERNAL SURROGATE UTERUS RENTS ITSELF TO A FEATHERED DOG AND A FOUR-ARMED GODDESS, UNLEASHING A SHITSTORM THAT NEARLY DROWNS THE MUCHAVERSE IN LEGAL BRIEFS, COSMIC EXCREMENT, AND EXISTENTIAL DOUBT—ONLY TO DELIVER A FOUR-ARMED PUPPY NAMED BODHI-MURKY-KALI 👶💀🔥🐾
Murky and Kali hire a three-faced infernal surrogate. The contract triggers a quadruple shitstorm—meteorological, bureaucratic, emotional, and literal. A four-armed puppy named Bodhi-Murky-Kali is born. 💀🔥🐾
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