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POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DAS DESINVESTMENT🕊️ TAGLINE:When the feathers fly… the stocks crash hard. 🦇💥🇩🇪 Wenn die Federn fliegen… stürzen die Aktien ab. 📉🔥 🚨 INTRODUCTION 🇬🇧 The Feathered Revolution takes flight to Venusian Wall Street! 🌌💼 Tony “Ducks” Corallo 🦆💧, now joined by Vincent “The Chin” Gigante 🛁👘, teams up with Murky…