Schlagwort: Spreadsheets
π© THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β MONSTER ALLIANCE: THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! ππππ©
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πππ MONSTER ALLIANCE! THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! “The publishers have spreadsheets. We have KRAKENS.” β Esau Ehlers — In Episode 58 of the Ehlers Saga, the 4 publishers (Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr) declare war on the…
π© THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β ISLAND OF CHAOS: ESAU BUILDS NEW NEW ST. PAULI AFTER ATLANTIS SINKS β THE ULTIMATE FLOATING DESINVESTMENT! ποΈπ£ππ©
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π¬π§ EXCERPT FOR META WORDPRESS BOX β EPISODE 57 — ποΈπ£π ISLAND OF CHAOS! ESAU BUILDS NEW NEW ST. PAULI AFTER ATLANTIS SINKS β THE ULTIMATE FLOATING DESINVESTMENT UTOPIA! “If Atlantis sinks, we build ANOTHER island. That’s Column 47 thinking.” β Esau Ehlers — In Episode 57 of the Ehlers Saga, New St. Pauli crumbles…
π© THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β BLACK SHARK TAKEOVER: ALPHONSE SHARKLER COMMANDS UNMANNED ARMADA β CONQUERS ST. PAULI β BECOMES CONSIGLIORE OF THE 4 PUBLISHERS β DESTROYS THE PRINTING PRESS β ESAU HAS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! π¦β«πππ©
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π¦β«π BLACK SHARK TAKEOVER! ALPHONSE SHARKLER COMMANDS UNMANNED ARMADA β CONQUERS ST. PAULI β BECOMES CONSIGLIORE OF THE 4 PUBLISHERS β DESTROYS THE PRINTING PRESS β ESAU HAS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! “The Black Shark doesn’t swim. He DESINVESTS the ocean itself.” β Alphonse Sharkler — In Episode 53 of the Ehlers Saga, the eldest and…
π© THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β ANDREA DORIS RESCUE: THE SHIP SINKS UNDER ESAU’S WEEPING β PRINTING PRESS LOST FOREVER! π’πππ©
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π’ππ ACCOUNTANT’S WEEPING SINKS TWO SHIPS! ANDREA DORIS RESCUE FAILS β PRINTING PRESS FOUND IN DEEP SEA! “My tears are spreadsheets. My sorrow is Column 47. My printing press is GONE!” β Esau Ehlers — In Episode 52 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau discovers that the ancient printing press for Das Desinvestment was lost during…
ππ© “I HAVE SNAKES IN MY HAIR AND A PIVOT TABLE IN MY HEART!” β ESAU BECOMES GORGON ACCOUNTANT, SAVES DAS DESINVESTMENT FROM STONE COLLECTORS!
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ππ© “I HAVE SNAKES IN MY HAIR AND A PIVOT TABLE IN MY HEART!” β ESAU BECOMES GORGON ACCOUNTANT, SAVES DAS DESINVESTMENT FROM STONE COLLECTORS! “Desinvestment is stronger than stone.” β Esau-Medusa — In Episode 50 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau faces his most terrifying transformation yet. The invisible ink β the very essence of…
π¬π§ THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β HEINI SHARKLER REUNITES WITH BROTHER ADOLF β UNLEASHES ULTIMATE ENEMA ON MUCHAVERSE! π¦π₯π©—π©πͺ DIE BΓSE ESAU EHLERS EINLAUF-SAGA β HEINI SHARKLER VEREINT SICH MIT BRUDER ADOLF β ENFESSELT ULTIMATIVEN EINLAUF AUF DAS MUCHAVERSE! π¦π₯π©—πΊ
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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β HEINI SHARKLER REUNITES WITH BROTHER ADOLF β UNLEASHES ULTIMATE ENEMA ON MUCHAVERSE! π¦π₯π© “Brothers don’t let brothers desinvest alone.” β Heini Sharkler — In Episode 49 of the Ehlers Saga, Heini Sharkler β the long-lost brother of Adolf Sharkler β emerges from the abyss with a golden enema…
πππ 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI β WITH SPREADSHEETS!”Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” β Maria Batory
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πππ 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI β WITH SPREADSHEETS! “Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” β Maria Batory — In Episode 48 of the Ehlers Saga, Maria Batory β the 16th-century Hungarian-Polish queen, warrior, and legendary lover β arrives through a crimson rift above the Reeperbahn and claims St. Pauli as…
π¦π ACCOUNTANT SAILS BETWEEN SIX-HEADED MONSTER AND DEADLY WHIRLPOOL TO RETRIEVE INVISIBLE INK β FROM INSIDE A WALRUS’S BELLY πποΈ
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π¦π ACCOUNTANT SAILS BETWEEN SIX-HEADED MONSTER AND DEADLY WHIRLPOOL TO RETRIEVE INVISIBLE INK β FROM INSIDE A WALRUS’S BELLY πποΈ “Column 47 is not a number. It’s a way of life.” β Scylla In Episode 47 of the Ehlers Saga, Evil Esau navigates the ancient Greek nightmare strait between Scylla (six-headed man-eater) and Charybdis (planet-devouring…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Witch of St. Georg: Esau’s NRW Love Arrives β All Characters & Actors Return for the Hexed Reckoning π₯°π | Ehlers Saga Episode 21
berndpulch.org/join THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA β The Witch of St. Georg: Esau’s NRW Love β All Characters & Actors Return for the Hexenjagd π§ββοΈπ₯π | Ehlers Saga Episode 21 ππ§ π π―ββοΈοΏ½ποΈπΈ ππ΄π₯π πΎππΈ π πππΎππΈ “πΏππΈ πποΈπΈ πποΈπΈ “βοΈοͺ’ ππβπ₯π©Έπͺβ‘π§¬ππΌπ³οΈββ§οΈπ½π¦πͺπ πͺοΈπΌβοΈ π±ππͺοΈ ππ ππππβοΈπ ππππΏππΈπβοΈπ ππππΏππΈπβοΈπ πππ π πππ π₯πͺοΈπ₯β¨ EHLERSβ ENEMA ENIGMAπΆππ¦π₯π« πͺοΈπ₯β¨ πΆππ¦π₯π«πͺπππͺπππππ EMIR…
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