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THE ARCTIC OCEAN DECLARED ITSELF A SOVEREIGN NATION AND STARTED CHARGING FOR ICE
THE ARCTIC OCEAN DECLARED ITSELF A SOVEREIGN NATION AND STARTED CHARGING FOR ICEA Satire by Kurt VonnegutExclusive to Bernd Pulch — Leaked Cryospheric Memo Reveals the North Pole Has Had Enough of Being a Romantic Concept and Wants Royalties By Kurt Vonnegut(Posthumously, via the Bernd Pulch Quantum Typewriter, which now runs on melted glacier water…
THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA SHOW: THE SWAMP QUEEN & THE CROCODILE GANG
Ma Baker-Mucha leads the Muchaverse into the Louisiana swamps to find Carlos Marcello’s hidden press. Murky proves truth is sharing. Swamp futures, crocodile love letters, and tea with Mark. 🐊🌿👑
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SCAPA FLOW RAID: ESAU AND HIS CREW BUILD U-BOATS TO ATTACK SCAPA FLOW
🚢⚓🟣📊 SCAPA FLOW RAID! ESAU BUILDS U-BOATS TO ATTACK SCAPA FLOW – CHURCHILL HAS STORED THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA IN THE BRITISH NAVAL FORTRESS! “We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the U-BOATS!” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 73 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure…
DR. Z: “THE WAR OF THE WORLDS CARBONARA – HONK AND PASTA AGAINST THE MARTIAN INVASION” 👽🍝🔥
Dr. Z Episode 121: The War of the Worlds Carbonara – Honk and Pasta Against the Martian Invasion 👽🍝🔥 Dr. Z arrives in H.G. Wells’ London as tripods rise. Clara’s carbonara melts the Martian Commander’s heart, Bozo teaches the tripods to honk, and the invasion ends with a Carbonara Accord between Earth and Mars.
THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA SHOW:”SALÒ – THE VILLA OF DEPRAVED ENOUGHNESS” 🏛️🔥👹”SALÒ – THE VILLA OF DEPRAVED ENOUGHNESS” 🏛️🔥👹
Pasolini’s Salò descends upon the Muchaverse with horror and art. Murky proves even cinema can embrace ANDNESS. Artistic futures, horror love letters, and tea with Mark. 🏛️🔥🎬
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN: ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! ⚓🇪🇸🟣📊💩
⚓🇪🇸🟣📊 SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN! ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! “The Armada thought they had the power of God. They forgot about the power of ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 72 of the Ehlers Saga, the Spanish Armada surrounds Treasure Island. Admiral Medina…
Trump’s Army Secretary Shortlist Ignites MAGA Civil War: Brian Mast’s IDF Service Sparks Fury – “NOBODY Wearing a Foreign Uniform Should EVER Lead the U.S. Army”
Trump may pick Brian Mast as Army Secretary – but his IDF service sparks MAGA backlash over “dual loyalties.”
DR. Z:”THE CARBONARA OF RAMSES – HONK AND PASTA IN THE HOUSE OF THE PHARAOH” 🏺🍝🐪
Dr. Z Episode 120: The Carbonara of Ramses – Honk and Pasta in the House of the Pharaoh 🏺🍝🐪 Dr. Z arrives at the court of Ramses the Great with a pot of carbonara. Ramses weeps, Nefertari smiles, Bozo teaches the Sphinx to honk, and the Nile runs with pasta instead of blood.
THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA SHOW: THE DEVIL’S DAUGHTER
Jezebel, the Devil’s Daughter and Murky’s soulmate, descends through hellfire to claim her love. Murky proves love is sharing, not possession. Infernal futures, hellfire love letters, and tea with Mark. 🔥🐍💋
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: JACK SPARROW IS HERE!
🏴☠️🗺️⚓📊 TREASURE ISLAND TAKEOVER! ESAU SAILS TO TREASURE ISLAND FOR A PRINTING PRESS – BUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW OCCUPIES THE ISLAND WITH HIS PIRATE CREW! “The problem is not the treasure. The problem is the ACCOUNTING.” – Captain Jack Sparrow — In Episode 71 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure sails to Treasure Island to retrieve…
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