👑💔📊 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI – WITH SPREADSHEETS! “Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” – Maria Batory — In Episode 48 of the Ehlers Saga, Maria Batory – the 16th-century Hungarian-Polish queen, warrior, and legendary lover – arrives through a crimson rift above the Reeperbahn and claims St. Pauli as…