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🏦 ACT 1: THE ORACLE’S “HOMESPUN” ORIGIN STORY *(1950s: Young Warren sells *used chewing gum* to classmates.)*WARREN: *“See, it’s *value investing*—I’m *recycling!”TEACHER: *“That’s *theft.”WARREN: *“No, *tax-efficient wealth redistribution.” 💸 *(Buys first stock: *A polio vaccine vat* labeled “Future Gates Collab”.)* 💉 ACT 2: THE GATES CONVERSION THERAPY *(1991: Bill *infects* Warren with philanthropy.)*BILL: *“Just *donate*…