Schlagwort: `vino-de-lagartos`

🇺🇸 English Version Headline: “Trump’s Back (With Extra Tariffs) 🇺🇸🔥, Merz Taxes Sunlight 🇩🇪⛅, and von der Leyen’s ‘Green’ Bombshells 💣🌱” Trump: “Folks, I’m reinstating Trump Steaks as America’s official diet. Also, 100% tariffs on EU vowels! 🇪🇺🚫 Y’all can keep the ‘Ü’ though—SAD!” 🍔💸 Merz: “Achtung! Solar power is communism. We’re taxing sunlight to…