Schlagwort: satire
THE ARCTIC OCEAN DECLARED ITSELF A SOVEREIGN NATION AND STARTED CHARGING FOR ICE
THE ARCTIC OCEAN DECLARED ITSELF A SOVEREIGN NATION AND STARTED CHARGING FOR ICEA Satire by Kurt VonnegutExclusive to Bernd Pulch — Leaked Cryospheric Memo Reveals the North Pole Has Had Enough of Being a Romantic Concept and Wants Royalties By Kurt Vonnegut(Posthumously, via the Bernd Pulch Quantum Typewriter, which now runs on melted glacier water…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SCAPA FLOW RAID: ESAU AND HIS CREW BUILD U-BOATS TO ATTACK SCAPA FLOW
🚢⚓🟣📊 SCAPA FLOW RAID! ESAU BUILDS U-BOATS TO ATTACK SCAPA FLOW – CHURCHILL HAS STORED THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA IN THE BRITISH NAVAL FORTRESS! “We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the U-BOATS!” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 73 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN: ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! ⚓🇪🇸🟣📊💩
⚓🇪🇸🟣📊 SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN! ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! “The Armada thought they had the power of God. They forgot about the power of ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 72 of the Ehlers Saga, the Spanish Armada surrounds Treasure Island. Admiral Medina…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: JACK SPARROW IS HERE!
🏴☠️🗺️⚓📊 TREASURE ISLAND TAKEOVER! ESAU SAILS TO TREASURE ISLAND FOR A PRINTING PRESS – BUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW OCCUPIES THE ISLAND WITH HIS PIRATE CREW! “The problem is not the treasure. The problem is the ACCOUNTING.” – Captain Jack Sparrow — In Episode 71 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure sails to Treasure Island to retrieve…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – JACK THE RIPPER’S HERBERTSTRASSE HORROR: THE SPECTRAL SERIAL KILLER VISITS THE KIEZ – ESAU-HAFENHURE AND THE WENCHES TARGETED! 🔪🩸👠📊💩
🔪🩸👠📊 JACK THE RIPPER’S HERBERTSTRASSE HORROR! THE SPECTRAL SERIAL KILLER VISITS THE KIEZ – ESAU-HAFENHURE AND THE WENCHES TARGETED! “I am not a monster. I am a SURGEON of the night.” – Jack the Ripper — In Episode 70 of the Ehlers Saga, Jack the Ripper – the most infamous serial killer in history –…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: MAD ESAU, MAD HERODES
👑🔥📜📊 HERODES’ HOLOCAUST! THE MAD KING STEALS THE PRINTING PRESS AND DELETES ALL PAPYRUS – PRINTING IS ERASED FROM THE MUCHAVERSE! “I will erase every word. I will delete every story. I will make sure NO ONE ever prints again.” – King Herodes — In Episode 69 of the Ehlers Saga, King Herodes – the…
THE MOON FILED A COMPLAINT WITH THE INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE FOR CENTURIES OF UNWANTED SERENADES AND UNAUTHORIZED FLAGS
The Moon sued humanity for centuries of bad poetry, unsolicited howling, and six abandoned flags. It just wants to be a rock. So it goes
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: ENEMA UEBER ALLES
🏴☠️👸🔥📊 BLACK MARY READ TAKEOVER! THE MOST VICIOUS FEMALE NAVAL SUPER VILLAIN OF ALL TIME CONQUERS NEW ST. PAULI – ESAU-HAFENHURE CAPTURED AND TAKEN TO THE PHANTOM FLEET! “The seas belong to men. I took them from them.” – Black Mary Read — In Episode 68 of the Ehlers Saga, Black Mary Read – the…
THE EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – POSEIDON’S ORGY: THE UNDERSEA PARTY TAKEOVER – ALL CHARACTERS DESCEND TO THE OCEAN FLOOR FOR THE WETTEST DESINVESTMENT EVER! 🌊🔱🍾📊💩
🌊🔱🍾📊 UNDERSEA ORGY TAKEOVER! POSEIDON INVITES THE MUCHAVERSE TO THE GREATEST PARTY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN – ALL CHARACTERS DESCEND FOR THE WETTEST DESINVESTMENT EVER! “The ocean is not just water. It is a DESINVESTMENT.” – Poseidon — In Episode 66 of the Ehlers Saga, Poseidon rises from the Rhine and invites the…
THE EVIL ESAU ENEMA EINLAUF SAGA: LORELEY ESCAPE: ESAU FLEES TO THE RHINE – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON THE LORELEY ROCK – GETS AN ENEMA EVERY 5 MINUTES AGAINST DEPRESSION! 🏔️🌊💩📊💋
🏔️🌊💩📊 LORELEY ESCAPE! ESAU FLEES TO THE RHINE – BUILDS NEW ST. PAULI ON THE LORELEY ROCK – GETS AN ENEMA EVERY 5 MINUTES AGAINST DEPRESSION! “The Rhine is not just a river. It is a DESINVESTMENT.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 65 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure escapes from Tamerlan’s captivity in Mongolia…
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