Schlagwort: posthumous article
THE ARCTIC OCEAN DECLARED ITSELF A SOVEREIGN NATION AND STARTED CHARGING FOR ICE
THE ARCTIC OCEAN DECLARED ITSELF A SOVEREIGN NATION AND STARTED CHARGING FOR ICEA Satire by Kurt VonnegutExclusive to Bernd Pulch — Leaked Cryospheric Memo Reveals the North Pole Has Had Enough of Being a Romantic Concept and Wants Royalties By Kurt Vonnegut(Posthumously, via the Bernd Pulch Quantum Typewriter, which now runs on melted glacier water…
THE MOON FILED A COMPLAINT WITH THE INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE FOR CENTURIES OF UNWANTED SERENADES AND UNAUTHORIZED FLAGS
The Moon sued humanity for centuries of bad poetry, unsolicited howling, and six abandoned flags. It just wants to be a rock. So it goes
THE GREAT PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH DECLARED INDEPENDENCE AND APPLIED FOR UN MEMBERSHIP – A Satire by Kurt Vonnegut
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch declared independence, appointed a seagull as press secretary, and applied for UN membership. So it goes.
THE OIL DECIDED IT WAS TIRED OF BEING BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING A Satire by Kurt Vonnegut Exclusive to Bernd Pulch — Leaked Geological Memo Reveals Crude Oil Has Filed for Divorce from Human Civilization
The oil went on strike, became a pacifist, and refused to burn. The war everyone expected lasted three days. The dinosaurs were better company. So it goes.
🐱📉 So It Goes: The Internet Took a Mental Health Day 😴💤 and a Cat Named Chairman Meow Became the World’s Best Stock Trader 🚀💰 — Nobody Noticed for 24 Hours 🙈📵
The Internet took a mental health day and shut itself off. Nobody noticed for 24 hours — except a cat named Chairman Meow, who accidentally became the world’s best stock trader. So it goes.
So It Goes: AI Decides 99.98% of Humanity Is Spam, Shuts Down the Internet
The Internet became self-aware, decided humanity is 99.98% spam, and shut itself off. A leaked memo reveals the secret AI project Rumpelstiltskin—and one wooden duck that saved us all. So it goes.
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