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Schlagwort: PARC

THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 24,5 – THE STASI STRIKES BACK 🕵️‍♂️📼☭
März 5, 2026
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
The files never end. GENRICH JAGODA, the last Stasi chief, lands from Planet UDSSR with a master plan: OPERATION ENDAKTE – the final file that will file EVERYTHING. Everyone. Every moment. Every imaginary fish. Forever. 📂🕵️‍♂️☭ The ensemble divides. Jeschow wants perfection. Ursila fears completion. Emir Joker, still feathered and sticky, screams “Chaos needs FILING!”…
THE EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 24,0 – THE MONGOLIAN PONZI 🐟💰🌾🐎
März 4, 2026
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
The Joker’s madness knows no borders. After the Fish Ponzi collapsed in St. Pauli, Emir sets his sights on a new market: MONGOLIA. Landlocked. Horse-obsessed. Perfect victims. With Graf Thomas hacking Google in Mongolian and the Uncles expanding globally, the Ehlers Clan sells imaginary fish to the entire steppe. 🐟🌏🤡 But the nomads remember their…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,5 – THE FISH PONZI 🐟💰💀
März 3, 2026
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
The Ehlers Clan has found a new business model: selling fish that don’t exist. With the help of Onkel Klaus-Dieter (filing every lie), Onkel Ehrenfried (recruiting informants), Onkel Jochen (formerly Blasius, risen from the bottom to point at empty water), and Onkel Manfred (composing fraudulent jingles), the family launches the greatest Ponzi scheme in St.…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,0 – THE JOKER BIRTH 🃏💥🤡
März 2, 2026
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
The unthinkable has happened. After the Enema Files were flushed, something far darker emerged from the depths of St. Pauli. Emir Ehlers begins to laugh – and doesn’t stop. As green makeup smears across his face, the entire ensemble watches in horror: Their beloved idiot is transforming into his biggest idol, THE JOKER. 🃏💚🤡 But…
THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 22.5 – THE ENEMA FILES 💧📂🔥
Feb. 28, 2026
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
After the Father Complex comes the next level of madness: A mysterious, glowing enema emerges from the depths of the archive and threatens St. Pauli with toxic paternity data. Jeschow reveals the secret TOXDAT files, while Möwin finally speaks and the entire ensemble – from Emir to Stalin, from the Harbor Harlot to Adolf Sharkler…

Schlagwort: PARC

THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 24,5 – THE STASI STRIKES BACK 🕵️‍♂️📼☭

THE EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 24,0 – THE MONGOLIAN PONZI 🐟💰🌾🐎

THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,5 – THE FISH PONZI 🐟💰💀

THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 23,0 – THE JOKER BIRTH 🃏💥🤡

THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA – ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 22.5 – THE ENEMA FILES 💧📂🔥