Schlagwort: mythological fiction
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – MONSTER ALLIANCE: THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! 🐉🌊📊💩
🐉🌊📊 MONSTER ALLIANCE! THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! “The publishers have spreadsheets. We have KRAKENS.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 58 of the Ehlers Saga, the 4 publishers (Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr) declare war on the…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ISLAND OF CHAOS: ESAU BUILDS NEW NEW ST. PAULI AFTER ATLANTIS SINKS – THE ULTIMATE FLOATING DESINVESTMENT! 🏝️🟣📊💩
🇬🇧 EXCERPT FOR META WORDPRESS BOX – EPISODE 57 — 🏝️🟣📊 ISLAND OF CHAOS! ESAU BUILDS NEW NEW ST. PAULI AFTER ATLANTIS SINKS – THE ULTIMATE FLOATING DESINVESTMENT UTOPIA! “If Atlantis sinks, we build ANOTHER island. That’s Column 47 thinking.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 57 of the Ehlers Saga, New St. Pauli crumbles…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SUNKEN CITY TAKEOVER: ESAU USES THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA TO BUILD NEW ST. PAULI – THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR TO NEW YORK! 🟣🏙️📊💩
🟣🏙️📊 SUNKEN CITY TAKEOVER! ESAU USES THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA TO BUILD NEW ST. PAULI – THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR TO NEW YORK! “New York has skyscrapers. We have SPREADSHEETS.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 56 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau uses the Gigantic Purple Enema to rebuild the sunken city of Atlantis as New…
🐍💩 “I HAVE SNAKES IN MY HAIR AND A PIVOT TABLE IN MY HEART!” – ESAU BECOMES GORGON ACCOUNTANT, SAVES DAS DESINVESTMENT FROM STONE COLLECTORS!
🐍💩 “I HAVE SNAKES IN MY HAIR AND A PIVOT TABLE IN MY HEART!” – ESAU BECOMES GORGON ACCOUNTANT, SAVES DAS DESINVESTMENT FROM STONE COLLECTORS! “Desinvestment is stronger than stone.” – Esau-Medusa — In Episode 50 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau faces his most terrifying transformation yet. The invisible ink – the very essence of…
🇬🇧 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – HEINI SHARKLER REUNITES WITH BROTHER ADOLF – UNLEASHES ULTIMATE ENEMA ON MUCHAVERSE! 🦈💥💩—🇩🇪 DIE BÖSE ESAU EHLERS EINLAUF-SAGA – HEINI SHARKLER VEREINT SICH MIT BRUDER ADOLF – ENFESSELT ULTIMATIVEN EINLAUF AUF DAS MUCHAVERSE! 🦈💥💩—📺
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – HEINI SHARKLER REUNITES WITH BROTHER ADOLF – UNLEASHES ULTIMATE ENEMA ON MUCHAVERSE! 🦈💥💩 “Brothers don’t let brothers desinvest alone.” – Heini Sharkler — In Episode 49 of the Ehlers Saga, Heini Sharkler – the long-lost brother of Adolf Sharkler – emerges from the abyss with a golden enema…
👑💔📊 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI – WITH SPREADSHEETS!”Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” – Maria Batory
👑💔📊 16TH-CENTURY QUEEN STEALS ACCOUNTANT’S HEART AND ST. PAULI – WITH SPREADSHEETS! “Love is just a spreadsheet with emotions.” – Maria Batory — In Episode 48 of the Ehlers Saga, Maria Batory – the 16th-century Hungarian-Polish queen, warrior, and legendary lover – arrives through a crimson rift above the Reeperbahn and claims St. Pauli as…
🦀🌊 ACCOUNTANT SAILS BETWEEN SIX-HEADED MONSTER AND DEADLY WHIRLPOOL TO RETRIEVE INVISIBLE INK – FROM INSIDE A WALRUS’S BELLY 🐋🖊️
🦀🌊 ACCOUNTANT SAILS BETWEEN SIX-HEADED MONSTER AND DEADLY WHIRLPOOL TO RETRIEVE INVISIBLE INK – FROM INSIDE A WALRUS’S BELLY 🐋🖊️ “Column 47 is not a number. It’s a way of life.” – Scylla In Episode 47 of the Ehlers Saga, Evil Esau navigates the ancient Greek nightmare strait between Scylla (six-headed man-eater) and Charybdis (planet-devouring…
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