Schlagwort: Floating Island
๐ฉ THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ HERBERTSTRASSE TAKEOVER: ESAU BECOMES THE BITCHIEST HAFENHURE WITH A PRINTING PRESS โ OUT-WENCHES ALL THE WENCHES OF ST. PAULI! ๐ ๐๐จ๏ธ๐๐ฉ
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๐ ๐๐จ๏ธ๐ HERBERTSTRASSE TAKEOVER! ESAU BECOMES THE BITCHIEST HAFENHURE WITH A PRINTING PRESS โ OUT-WENCHES ALL THE WENCHES OF ST. PAULI! “I’m not just an accountant. I’m a HAFENHURE with a printing press.” โ Esau Ehlers — In Episode 61 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau transforms into the bitchiest HafenHure with a printing press wig. He…
๐ฉ THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ THE PAPYRUS WALL: ADMIRAL WALTER ULRICHT ARRIVES ON THE BDDR โ BUILDS A WALL OF PAPYRUS AROUND ST. PAULI TO SAVE ESAU’S PRINTING MACHINE! ๐๐ข๐งฑ๐๐ฉ
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๐ฃ๐พ๐ ENEMA MONSTERS STRIKE BACK! ESAU CREATES AN ARMY OF ENEMA MONSTERS TO DEFEND ST. PAULI AGAINST THE PUBLISHERS’ INVISIBLE INK ARMY! “The publishers thought they could destroy desinvestment. They forgot about the ENEMA.” โ Esau Ehlers — In Episode 60 of the Ehlers Saga, the 4 publishers return with an Invisible Ink Army to…
๐ฉ THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ MONSTER ALLIANCE: THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! ๐๐๐๐ฉ
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๐๐๐ MONSTER ALLIANCE! THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! “The publishers have spreadsheets. We have KRAKENS.” โ Esau Ehlers — In Episode 58 of the Ehlers Saga, the 4 publishers (Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr) declare war on the…
๐ฉ THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA โ ISLAND OF CHAOS: ESAU BUILDS NEW NEW ST. PAULI AFTER ATLANTIS SINKS โ THE ULTIMATE FLOATING DESINVESTMENT! ๐๏ธ๐ฃ๐๐ฉ
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๐ฌ๐ง EXCERPT FOR META WORDPRESS BOX โ EPISODE 57 — ๐๏ธ๐ฃ๐ ISLAND OF CHAOS! ESAU BUILDS NEW NEW ST. PAULI AFTER ATLANTIS SINKS โ THE ULTIMATE FLOATING DESINVESTMENT UTOPIA! “If Atlantis sinks, we build ANOTHER island. That’s Column 47 thinking.” โ Esau Ehlers — In Episode 57 of the Ehlers Saga, New St. Pauli crumbles…


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