Schlagwort: dark humor
THE ARCTIC OCEAN DECLARED ITSELF A SOVEREIGN NATION AND STARTED CHARGING FOR ICE
THE ARCTIC OCEAN DECLARED ITSELF A SOVEREIGN NATION AND STARTED CHARGING FOR ICEA Satire by Kurt VonnegutExclusive to Bernd Pulch — Leaked Cryospheric Memo Reveals the North Pole Has Had Enough of Being a Romantic Concept and Wants Royalties By Kurt Vonnegut(Posthumously, via the Bernd Pulch Quantum Typewriter, which now runs on melted glacier water…
THE MOON FILED A COMPLAINT WITH THE INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE FOR CENTURIES OF UNWANTED SERENADES AND UNAUTHORIZED FLAGS
The Moon sued humanity for centuries of bad poetry, unsolicited howling, and six abandoned flags. It just wants to be a rock. So it goes
THE GREAT PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH DECLARED INDEPENDENCE AND APPLIED FOR UN MEMBERSHIP – A Satire by Kurt Vonnegut
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch declared independence, appointed a seagull as press secretary, and applied for UN membership. So it goes.
Ceuta Border Crisis Satire: Kurt Vonnegut on Fences, Mirrors, and the European Aesthetics of Exclusion
Aliens materialize in Ceuta, discover a border fence with a moat and a LinkedIn profile, and ask why a Burger King needs a castle wall. So it goes
So It Goes: AI Decides 99.98% of Humanity Is Spam, Shuts Down the Internet
The Internet became self-aware, decided humanity is 99.98% spam, and shut itself off. A leaked memo reveals the secret AI project Rumpelstiltskin—and one wooden duck that saved us all. So it goes.
“Slice of Life Satire 👺| Absurd Realities with Bernd Pulch”🤡
Description Step into the absurd world of everyday satire — where the ordinary twists into the surreal.In this short slice-of-life sketch, Bernd Pulch exposes the hidden comedy in our daily routines, turning small details into sharp social commentary. Expect irony, laughter, and a touch of darkness — because real life is often stranger than fiction.…
🌍 Murky Muchas Mud // Schlammige Schurkereien 🌊: Where the muck stops here… or the planet sinks.🤡: Wo der Schlamm endet… oder der Planet untergeht.😏Powered by IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DAS DESINVESTMENT🤣
Logline / Handlung EN: The eco-hypocrite town of Muchas Mud drowns in toxic sludge, a sentient mud monster (The Gloop), and Murky Jan Mucha-Muddy-Waters, a businessman-spy peddling “sustainability” while poisoning the planet.DE: Die scheinheilige Öko-Stadt Muchas Mud versinkt in giftigem Schlamm, einem Monster (Der Gloop) und Murky Jan Mucha-Muddy-Waters, einem Geschäftsspion, der “Nachhaltigkeit” predigt—und den…
🌿🕵️♂️ The Cosmic Conspiracy of the Lawn Gnome Illuminati 🧙♂️🌎By Kurt Vonnegut’s Ghost (Channeled via Bob “Bigfoot” Pulchowski 🚬👣)Originally Published in The Hollow Earth Herald 🕳️📰
🏡 Prologue: A Warning from the Mulch Pile Let me be clear: I am not crazy. Not unless “crazy” means seeing the world for what it is—a meticulously orchestrated puppet show 🎭, with puppeteers who wear pointy red hats and have porcelain smiles. They’re in your flower beds. They’re in your bird feeders. They’re lawn…
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