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THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SCAPA FLOW RAID: ESAU AND HIS CREW BUILD U-BOATS TO ATTACK SCAPA FLOW
🚢⚓🟣📊 SCAPA FLOW RAID! ESAU BUILDS U-BOATS TO ATTACK SCAPA FLOW – CHURCHILL HAS STORED THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA IN THE BRITISH NAVAL FORTRESS! “We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the U-BOATS!” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 73 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN: ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! ⚓🇪🇸🟣📊💩
⚓🇪🇸🟣📊 SPANISH ARMADA SHOWDOWN! ESAU AND THE GIGANTIC PURPLE ENEMA SAIL INTO HISTORY – THE MUCHAVERSE CONQUERS THE SPANISH FLEET! “The Armada thought they had the power of God. They forgot about the power of ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 72 of the Ehlers Saga, the Spanish Armada surrounds Treasure Island. Admiral Medina…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: JACK SPARROW IS HERE!
🏴☠️🗺️⚓📊 TREASURE ISLAND TAKEOVER! ESAU SAILS TO TREASURE ISLAND FOR A PRINTING PRESS – BUT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW OCCUPIES THE ISLAND WITH HIS PIRATE CREW! “The problem is not the treasure. The problem is the ACCOUNTING.” – Captain Jack Sparrow — In Episode 71 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau-HafenHure sails to Treasure Island to retrieve…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: MAD ESAU, MAD HERODES
👑🔥📜📊 HERODES’ HOLOCAUST! THE MAD KING STEALS THE PRINTING PRESS AND DELETES ALL PAPYRUS – PRINTING IS ERASED FROM THE MUCHAVERSE! “I will erase every word. I will delete every story. I will make sure NO ONE ever prints again.” – King Herodes — In Episode 69 of the Ehlers Saga, King Herodes – the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: ENEMA UEBER ALLES
🏴☠️👸🔥📊 BLACK MARY READ TAKEOVER! THE MOST VICIOUS FEMALE NAVAL SUPER VILLAIN OF ALL TIME CONQUERS NEW ST. PAULI – ESAU-HAFENHURE CAPTURED AND TAKEN TO THE PHANTOM FLEET! “The seas belong to men. I took them from them.” – Black Mary Read — In Episode 68 of the Ehlers Saga, Black Mary Read – the…
THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – SIR FRANCIS DRAKE’S REVENGE: THE ELIZABETHAN PIRATE CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ALLIES WITH THE 4 PUBLISHERS – ESAU FORCED INTO EXILE! 🏴☠️⚔️👑📊💩
🏴☠️⚔️📊 SIR FRANCIS DRAKE’S REVENGE! ELIZABETHAN PIRATE CONQUERS ST. PAULI – ALLIES WITH THE 4 PUBLISHERS – ESAU-HAFENHURE FORCED INTO EXILE! “The accountants thought they had won. They forgot about the AGE OF SAIL.” – Sir Francis Drake — In Episode 62 of the Ehlers Saga, Sir Francis Drake arrives through a dimensional rift on…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – THE PAPYRUS WALL: ADMIRAL WALTER ULRICHT ARRIVES ON THE BDDR – BUILDS A WALL OF PAPYRUS AROUND ST. PAULI TO SAVE ESAU’S PRINTING MACHINE! 📜🚢🧱📊💩
🟣👾📊 ENEMA MONSTERS STRIKE BACK! ESAU CREATES AN ARMY OF ENEMA MONSTERS TO DEFEND ST. PAULI AGAINST THE PUBLISHERS’ INVISIBLE INK ARMY! “The publishers thought they could destroy desinvestment. They forgot about the ENEMA.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 60 of the Ehlers Saga, the 4 publishers return with an Invisible Ink Army to…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – MONSTER ALLIANCE: THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! 🐉🌊📊💩
🐉🌊📊 MONSTER ALLIANCE! THE MOST VICIOUS SEA MONSTERS UNITE TO SUPPORT ESAU IN THE PRINTING PRESS WAR AGAINST THE 4 PUBLISHERS! “The publishers have spreadsheets. We have KRAKENS.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 58 of the Ehlers Saga, the 4 publishers (Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, and John Jahr) declare war on the…
💩 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – ANDREA DORIS RESCUE: THE SHIP SINKS UNDER ESAU’S WEEPING – PRINTING PRESS LOST FOREVER! 🚢😭📊💩
🚢😭📊 ACCOUNTANT’S WEEPING SINKS TWO SHIPS! ANDREA DORIS RESCUE FAILS – PRINTING PRESS FOUND IN DEEP SEA! “My tears are spreadsheets. My sorrow is Column 47. My printing press is GONE!” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 52 of the Ehlers Saga, Esau discovers that the ancient printing press for Das Desinvestment was lost during…
🚢🧊📊 ST. PAULI TRANSFERRED TO THE TITANIC! ACCOUNTANT DESINVESTS STONE ICEBERG – ALL 97 CHARACTERS SAVE THE SHIP!
🚢🧊📊 ST. PAULI TRANSFERRED TO THE TITANIC! ACCOUNTANT DESINVESTS STONE ICEBERG – ALL 97 CHARACTERS SAVE THE SHIP! “The iceberg is just a spreadsheet problem. Column 47 will save us.” – Esau Ehlers — In Episode 51 of the Ehlers Saga, St. Pauli is mysteriously transferred onto the RMS Titanic in the middle of the…
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