Schlagwort: Absurdist Fiction

THE ARCTIC OCEAN DECLARED ITSELF A SOVEREIGN NATION AND STARTED CHARGING FOR ICE
Sep. 6, 2026
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, BERND PULCH, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
THE ARCTIC OCEAN DECLARED ITSELF A SOVEREIGN NATION AND STARTED CHARGING FOR ICEA Satire by Kurt VonnegutExclusive to Bernd Pulch — Leaked Cryospheric Memo Reveals the North Pole Has Had Enough of Being a Romantic Concept and Wants Royalties By Kurt Vonnegut(Posthumously, via the Bernd Pulch Quantum Typewriter, which now runs on melted glacier water…
THE MOON FILED A COMPLAINT WITH THE INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE FOR CENTURIES OF UNWANTED SERENADES AND UNAUTHORIZED FLAGS
Aug. 30, 2026
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, LITERATURE, PARODY, SATIRE
The Moon sued humanity for centuries of bad poetry, unsolicited howling, and six abandoned flags. It just wants to be a rock. So it goes
THE GREAT PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH DECLARED INDEPENDENCE AND APPLIED FOR UN MEMBERSHIP – A Satire by Kurt Vonnegut
Aug. 23, 2026
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch declared independence, appointed a seagull as press secretary, and applied for UN membership. So it goes.
MURKY MUCHA SAGA: LAZARUS-FATHER-COMPLEX – RA’S AL GHUL CLAIMS MURKY AS HEIRESS OF THE PIT 🏔️⚗️🐾
Aug. 21, 2026
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
Ra’s al Ghul appears as one of Murky’s 93 genetic fathers and demands she inherit the Lazarus Pit, but in this absurd 118th episode of the Muddy Murky Mucha Saga, her enoughness transcends immortality – turning the Demon’s Head into Minister for Paternal Affairs.
THE SCHNACKSELBURGER-TWINS: PAMELA ANDERSONS HOTTEST MISSION IN THE MUCHAVERSE ♀️😍🤩🥰
Apr. 19, 2026
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
The Schnackselburger Quartet is activated. Greta, Gisela, Sylvia, and Susan are sent to seduce the Eternal Mark. But the corner is stronger than any dirndl.
🛰️🔥 Christian Lindner Declares “The Republic of Neoliberia”: A Floating Tax Haven Above Europe 💸☁️🚁
Dez. 2, 2025
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
🛰️🔥 CHRISTIAN LINDNER DECLARES “THE REPUBLIC OF NEOLIBERIA”: A FLOATING TAX HAVEN ABOVE EUROPE 💸☁️🚁 A brutal satire about ego, economics, and altitude sickness. In an unexpected 4 A.M. announcement delivered from a hovering golden helicopter, Christian Lindner proclaimed the founding of his new micro-nation:THE REPUBLIC OF NEOLIBERIA — a fully privatized floating island drifting…
😁💃😂 EMIR EHLERS’ ENEMA ENIGMA EXPOSED👯‍♂️ “EPSTEIN’S EINSPRITZER ENEMA EINZELLER ENDDARM EXISTENZISOZIALISMUS EPILOG ENDE”💃😘🤡🤡POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT ALIAS GOMOPA & ST PAULI PIMP KLISTIER GAZETTE 📰: EHLERS ENEMA ELITE: POISON IVY ‘S TOXDAT KLISTIER FLUSH😁💃😂😁💃😂 👯‍♂️
Okt. 28, 2025
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
BY OUR TRANSHUMAN FINANCIAL INVESTIGATOR DR. LYSANDER LIBERTÉPOWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG(IZ) & THE FUNDSFLOP AKA DESINVESTMENT ALIAS GOMPA & ST PAULI PIMP ENEMA GAZETTE 📰 💥 EHLERS’ ENEMA ENIGMA – EPISODE IX 💥 “THE ENEMA GALA OF THE CENTURY: TOXDAT, SALOMÉ & THE POISON IVY AFFAIR” 🎭 CAST OF CHARACTERS 💦 THE GALA BEGINS 💦…
😁💃😂 EMIR EHLERS’ ENEMA ENIGMA EXPOSED👯‍♂️ “EPSTEIN’S EINSPRITZER ENEMA EINZELLER ENDDARM EXISTENZISOZIALISMUS EPILOG ENDE”💃😘🤡🤡POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT ALIAS GOMOPA & ST PAULI PIMP KLISTIER GAZETTE 📰: EHLERS ENEMA ELITE: MADAME ARSENE CYAN-KAKI’S TOXDAT KLISTIER FLUSH😁💃😂😁💃😂 👯‍♂️
Okt. 27, 2025
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
BY OUR TRANSHUMAN FINANCIAL INVESTIGATOR DR. LYSANDER LIBERTÉPOWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG(IZ) & THE FUNDSFLOP AKA DESINVESTMENT ALIAS GOMPA & ST PAULI PIMP ENEMA GAZETTE 📰 💥 EHLERS’ ENEMA ENIGMA – EPISODE VIII 💥 “THE BLUE ENEMA AFFAIR: SALOMÉ’S SERENADE & TOXDAT’S TEMPTATION” 🎭 CAST OF CHARACTERS 💦 THE AFFAIR IN FULL COLOR 💦 It began…
😱🧟‍♂️💀 DR. Z: “THE HELDENSCHWANZ KLIMAX”🌪️🐸💃🎭🕺Starring: CHRISTOPH WALTZ, RALPH FIENNES, GAL GADOT, ANA DE ARMAS + ALL ACTORS FROM PREVIOUS EPISODES + JONAH HILL as DR. MUSCHI NO-SCHICKLGRUBER-LURCH! 🌟🎬🔬😱🎤👶 🎤🌟🔥Powered by IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP! 🚀💸📉
Okt. 27, 2025
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von
Bernd Pulch
in BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
BY ERNST NEGER 6, MORTEN MOHR & DIANA NEGERKUSS – A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS 😱🎭🌍 THE HELDENSCHWANZ CLIMAX: Opera Agony and the Massai Ménage-à-trois! 🌍🛠️🎵 THE CAST OF THE VOCAL BETRAYAL: 🎭 🎤 The Opera Obsession Collective:•Dr. Z: Former breeding stallion 🐎, now “Head Groupie” 🥰 to black opera star Sepp Heldenschwanz•Sepp…
😱🧟‍♂️💀 DR. Z:”Hail to the Carpet Biter!”💀🌪️🐸💃🎭🕺Starring: CHRISTOPH WALTZ, RALPH FIENNES, GAL GADOT, ANA DE ARMAS + ALL ACTORS FROM PREVIOUS EPISODES + JONAH HILL as DR. MUSCHI NO-SCHICKLGRUBER-LURCH! 🌟🎬🔬😱🎤👶 🎤🌟🔥Powered by IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP! 🚀💸📉
Okt. 23, 2025
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
BY ERNST NEGER JUNIOR, MORTEN MOHR & DIANA NEGERKUSS – A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS 😱🏢💦 THE DRIED-OUT AFTERMATH: Ehlers’ Real Estate Awakening & The Mega-Mall Misery Mashup! 🏗️🌊😭 THE CAST OF CHARACTERS FOR THE MIXED-AGONY ENSEMBLE: · The Drying-Out Command:· Dr. Z: Former Tears Inspector, now “Carpet Biter Prophet” with a new…