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Schlagwort: absurdism

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Aug. 8, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
in ART, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
🦀🌊 ACCOUNTANT SAILS BETWEEN SIX-HEADED MONSTER AND DEADLY WHIRLPOOL TO RETRIEVE INVISIBLE INK – FROM INSIDE A WALRUS’S BELLY 🐋🖊️ “Column 47 is not a number. It’s a way of life.” – Scylla In Episode 47 of the Ehlers Saga, Evil Esau navigates the ancient Greek nightmare strait between Scylla (six-headed man-eater) and Charybdis (planet-devouring…
The Purposes of Sunday in the style of Joseph Heller
Jan. 18, 2026
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Bernd Pulch
in BERND PULCH, LITERATURE
A wry, Heller‑style reflection on Sunday as the week’s most paradoxical invention—a day that promises rest, delivers anxiety, and survives on the fragile hope that tomorrow will somehow be different.
😁💃😂 EMIR EHLERS’ ENEMA ENIGMA EXPOSED👯‍♂️ “EPSTEIN’S EINSPRITZER ENEMA EINZELLER ENDDARM EXISTENZISOZIALISMUS EPILOG ENDE”💃😘🤡🤡POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT ALIAS GOMOPA & ST PAULI PIMP KLISTIER GAZETTE 📰: EHLERS ENEMA ELITE: EDEN EVE’S, EVIE’S & IVY’S TOXDAT KLISTIER FLUSH😁💃😂😁💃😂 👯‍♂️
Nov. 1, 2025
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von
Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
BY OUR BOTANICAL FINANCIAL INVESTIGATOR DR. LYSANDER LIBERTÉPOWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG(IZ) & THE FUNDSFLOP AKA DESINVESTMENT ALIAS GOMPA & ST PAULI PIMP ENEMA GAZETTE 📰 🌪️ EHLERS’ ENEMA ENIGMA – EPISODE XI: THE TRIANGLE OF IVY, EVIE & EDEN EVE 💋💉🌿 🎭 CAST OF ECCENTRIC SOULS: 🌀 THE AFFAIR THAT NEVER ENDED… ONLY MULTIPLIED. In…
Dr. Rainer-Adolf Z. 😎Series: “Hitler’s Hilarious Circus Clowns, Dr.Z., Ehlers, Murky Mucha, Corr- Porten-Uption & Anny, Leni, Zarah, Inge, Sophie, Gerda & Jutta in – Notorious Nazi Sluts Unleashed Part 9 – BDM, BDSM, SADOMASO & More”💃POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) & DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA 👯‍♂️ 😎💃👯‍♂️
Sep. 5, 2025
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Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, PARODY, SATIRE
English Executive Summary: NEON SADO MASO DOMINA – ‘Dr. Z Crushes Annelies von Ribbentrop’s Neon Nightmare’ 🌌🔥 Overview: Episode 321 of the satirical sci-fi circus NEON SADO MASO DOMINA escalates into a glitchy, neon-soaked extravaganza within the Glitter Colosseum. Penned by the enigmatic Dr. Z and Theodor Tiger, this installment drags every character from the…
✌”Muzzled in Brussels: My Summer Internship with the Cabal”by David Sedaris (kind of)😉
Mai 6, 2025
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Bernd Pulch
in ART, BERND PULCH, CLOWN SHOW, COMEDY, ENTERTAINMENT, LITERATURE, PARODY, SATIRE
“Muzzled in Brussels: My Summer Internship with the Cabal”by David Sedaris (kind of) Let me be clear: I didn’t intend to join the global cabal. I thought I was signing up for a vegan cheese workshop in Brussels. The ad said something about “curating narratives and tofu.” But on the first day, they handed me…

Schlagwort: absurdism

🦀🌊 ACCOUNTANT SAILS BETWEEN SIX-HEADED MONSTER AND DEADLY WHIRLPOOL TO RETRIEVE INVISIBLE INK – FROM INSIDE A WALRUS’S BELLY 🐋🖊️

The Purposes of Sunday in the style of Joseph Heller

✌”Muzzled in Brussels: My Summer Internship with the Cabal”by David Sedaris (kind of)😉