https://berndpulch.org/2026/08/31/the-evil-esau-ehlers-enema-saga-mad-esau-mad-herodes/🛑 Bernd Pulch | Uncensored Investigative Intelligence since 1994en2026-08-31T09:50:57+00:00THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA: MAD ESAU, MAD HERODESbernd pulch, STALIN, nikita khrushchev, satire, CENSORSHIP, Joker, MARILYN MONROE, historical parody, Zarah Leander, X/Twitter, surrealism, kraken, fire, dust, triton, Walter, Desinvestment, Michael Corleone, political commentary, Dagon, Absurdist Comedy, Telegram, conspiracy investigation, ARISTOTLE AI, Muchaverse, Möwin, Further Ehlers, Adolf Sharkler, Pussy, Pol Pot, Mack the Knife, Genghis Khan, The Uncles, St Pauli At, Jagoda, Lenin, Graf Thomas, Mun, Fredo Corleone, Pamela Anderson, Rosemarie Nittribit, Klaus Störtebeker, Ursila, Malte, Ugly Sven, Ehlers Saga, Spreadsheet Alien, Bakunin, Column 47, Mamie Van Doren, Count Dracula, Gloria von Galaxy, Freedom of Press, Episode 69, Jane Russell, 99 Schizo Petes, Pama Jim, Romy Haag, All characters return, Frank Stonewall, Gina Wilde, Blackbeard, Karl Dönitz, Alfred Nobel, Salome (Sofia Tanz), Rosa (Rosa Wachter), Klabautermann, Witch of St. Georg, Bloody Mary, Winifred Wagner, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Teresa Orlowski, Divine, Trans Schwanz Who Laughs, Eva Sharkbrown, Moby Dick, Walt the Walrus, Leviathan, Jörmungandr, Charybdis, Sirens, Sea-nymphs, Philo Johnson (The Frog), Transgender Odysseus, Atlantic Ocean, Axel Springer, Henri Nannen, Gerd Bucerius, John Jahr, 47 Bakunin Clones, LGBTQ+ fiction, experimental literature, epic saga, Jahr Null + 79, fiction series, character reunion, shark army, Kraken Jr., Leviathan Jr., Maria Batory, Skylla, Beria & Big Hyena, web series, Stone Collectors, Column 47 Jr., Medusa (Original), Heini Sharkler, printing press, Molly Brown, J. 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Bruce Ismay, golden numbers, Captain Edward Smith, Dickies, Mermaid, Andrea Doris, rescue story, Alphonse Sharkler, Captain Andrea, First Mate Wilhelm, Printing Press Ghost, Purple Enema, Jellyfish King, cutlass, New St. Pauli, Gigantic Purple Enema, King Atlas, Queen Meridia, Captain LeChuck, Black Caesar, Captain Nemo, Long John Silver, Barbarossa, Captain Hook, Statue of Liberty, lighthouse keeper, New York Mayor, Cthulhu, Hydra, Siren Queen, Great White, Deep Sea Leviathan, Abyssal Kraken, World Serpent Prime, terrifying, Admiral Walter Ulricht, Flying Dutchman, Esau-HafenHure, Printing Press Wig, HafenHure (Original), Enema King, Enema Queen, Enema Soldiers, Invisible Ink General, Sir Francis Drake, Herbertstrasse Wenches, Bitchiest Wench, Spanish Main, tears, Don Vito Corleone, Sonny Corleone, Tom Hagen, Tamerlan, Drake's Crew, Corleone Armada, captivity, rescue mission, propaganda printing, Esau & Maria Batory (love separated), Esau captured, rescue planned, 99 Schizo Petes (lamenting shanties), Loreley Rock, Rhine River, Don Vito's Cat, Rhine Enema Machine, Enema Nurse, Poseidon, Amphitrite, The Loreley, Tamerlan's Army, KEYWORDS / TAGS – EPISODE 68 THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA – BLACK MARY READ CONSPIRACY --- PRIMARY: Esau Ehlers, Black Mary Read Conspiracy, Black Mary Read, Vicious Female Pirate, Phantom Fleet, Queen of Shadows, Muchaverse Shattered, shadow crew, bone throne, Kraken of Souls, female naval super villain NEW CHARACTERS: Black Mary Read (Original), The Queen of Shadows (CGI Ship), The Phantom Fleet (CGI Army), The Shadow Crew (CGI Army), The Kraken of Souls (CGI), The Bone Throne (CGI), Mary's First Mate (Original), The Siren of Death (CGI/Voice) ALL 138 CHARACTERS (RETURNING): Evil Esau Ehlers, Poseidon's Palace, Sea Nymphs THEMES: Female pirate villain, supernatural piracy, vengeance, shattered community, darkness vs. desinvestment, shadow warfare, bone and tear imagery, female empowerment, villainy, enslavement, empire building through desinvestment PIRATE ELEMENTS: Black Mary Read, tricorn hat, chain corset, Siren of Death, ghost ships, shadow soldiers, Caribbean folklore, female pirate legend HISTORICAL ELEMENTS: Anne Bonny, Mary Read (historical inspiration), Golden Age of Piracy, Caribbean pirates, female pirates, 18th century, pirate legends, piracy, privateering RELATIONSHIPS: Black Mary & Esau (captor/captive), Black Mary & Muchaverse (conqueror/resistance), Esau & Corleone Family (rescuer/captive), Poseidon & Black Mary (god/villain), Muchaverse & Phantom Fleet (defenders/invaders) GENRE: Satirical fiction, pirate fantasy, female villain narrative, captivity narrative, female empowerment parody, epic saga LOCATIONS: New St. Pauli (Rhine), Queen of Shadows (ship), Jahr Null + 79 EPISODE SPECIFIC: Episode 68, sequel to Episode 67, follow-up to Episode 66, 138 characters, Black Mary Read arrives, New St. Pauli conquered, cycle continues VISUAL ELEMENTS: Black tricorn hat, Queen of Shadows (bone ship, shadow sails), Phantom Fleet (ghost ships), Shadow Crew (shadow soldiers), Bone Throne (skulls, bones), Kraken of Souls (tentacles, souls), Siren of Death (beautiful, shadows, red and black palette, fishnets SPECIAL THANKS: Homer, all seagulls (for shitting on the Phantom Fleet), Black Mary Read (for the chaos), Anne Bonny and Mary Read (for historical inspiration), Queen Elizabeth I (for the Golden Age of Piracy) --- 📺 YouTube: youtube.com/@bernd_pulch 🐦 X (Twitter): x.com/berndsocial1 📢 Telegram: t.me/ABOVETOPSECRETXXL 🔓 UNLOCK THE TRUTH: berndpulch, satirical fiction. 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