{"id":990939,"date":"2026-07-06T03:21:13","date_gmt":"2026-07-06T07:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/berndpulch.org\/?p=990939"},"modified":"2026-07-06T03:36:05","modified_gmt":"2026-07-06T07:36:05","slug":"__trashed-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/2026\/07\/06\/__trashed-17\/","title":{"rendered":"THE GREAT RESET \u2013 All Return. Reborn. Forever. \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/iili.io\/CcxuQcv.gif?ssl=1\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"embed-x\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">THE GREAT RESET \u2013 All Return. Reborn. Forever. \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Bc5MbuLspy\">pic.twitter.com\/Bc5MbuLspy<\/a><\/p>&mdash; berndpulch.com (@berndsocial1) <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/berndsocial1\/status\/2074033406300598411?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 6, 2026<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.x.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-tiktok wp-block-embed-tiktok\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"embed-tiktok\"><blockquote class=\"tiktok-embed\" cite=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@luckyb7542\/video\/7659313451143056662\" data-video-id=\"7659313451143056662\" data-embed-from=\"oembed\" style=\"max-width:605px; min-width:325px;\"> <section> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"@luckyb7542\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@luckyb7542?refer=embed\" rel=\"noopener\">@luckyb7542<\/a> <p><\/p> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"\u266c Originalton - LUCKYB\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/music\/Originalton-7659313485053987606?refer=embed\" rel=\"noopener\">\u266c Originalton &#8211; LUCKYB<\/a> <\/section> <\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">berndpulch.org\/join<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA \u2013 The Great Reset: All Characters &amp; All Actors Return for the Ultimate Collapse and Rebirth \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04\ud83d\udc51 | Ehlers Saga Episode 22<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc94\ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udd04 \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ufffd\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8&nbsp; \ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udd34\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc60 \ud83d\ude3e\ud83d\udc84\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\ude3e\ud83d\udc84\ud83d\udcb8 &#8220;\ud83d\udc7f\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83c\udf1f\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83c\udf1f\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8 &#8220;\u26d3\ufe0f\ufaa2&nbsp; \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc89\u262d\ud83d\udd25\ud83e\ude78\ud83d\udc2a\u26a1\ud83e\uddec\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf7c\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udca6\ud83c\udfaa\ud83d\udc51 \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83c\udf7c\u2694\ufe0f&nbsp; \ud83d\udc31\ud83c\udfc6\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udcc9&nbsp; \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udfad\u2697\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80&nbsp; \ud83c\udf11\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\udc7f\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udcb8\ud83c\udfad\u2697\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80&nbsp; \ud83c\udf11\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\udc7f\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udcb8\ud83c\udfad\u2697\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80&nbsp; \ud83c\udf11\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8 \ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5\u2728 EHLERS\u2019 ENEMA ENIGMA\ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udcab \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5\u2728 \ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udcab\ud83c\udfaa\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83c\udfaa\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude02 EMIR EHLERS&#8217; ENEMA ENIGMA EXPOSED\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f &#8220;EPSTEIN&#8217;S&nbsp; EINSPRITZER ENEMA EINZELLER ENDDARM EXISTENZISOZIALISMUS EPILOG ENDE&#8221;\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude18\ud83e\udd21\ud83e\udd21POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &amp; DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT ALIAS GOMOPA &amp; ST PAULI PIMP KLISTIER GAZETTE \ud83d\udcf0: EHLERS ENEMA ELITE: THE LENIN ENEMA TOXDAT KLISTIER FLUSH\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udcbb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcdc PROLOGUE \u2013 WHAT PREVIOUSLY HAPPENED (EPISODES 1\u201321)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After twenty-one episodes of cosmic chaos, the Muchaverse had become the most dysfunctional, beautiful, bizarre family in the multiverse. A seagull queen who shat golden crowns. A spreadsheet alien who learned to love. A vampire consort who blushed. Seven queens who ruled and stepped down. Five historical idols \u2013 Blackbeard, Karl D\u00f6nitz, Alfred Nobel, the Klabautermann, and the Witch of St. Georg \u2013 who descended from dimensional rifts to bless Evil Esau Ehlers with ledgers of eternal loss, depth, explosion, knots, and hexes. Esau had closed his laptop. He had found love with Romy Haag. He had reconnected with his NRW heart. The cycle was, for once, almost perfect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the Muchaverse had grown too big. Too chaotic. Too many characters. Too many ledgers. Too many shits. The fabric of reality was stretching thin. The spreadsheets were creaking. The golden throne was groaning. Something had to give.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then \u2013 without warning \u2013 the sky turned white. Not cloud white. ERASURE white. The white of a blank spreadsheet. The white of a reset button being pressed. \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc65 COMPLETE CHARACTER LIST (EPISODE 22) \u2013 ALL ACTORS FROM ALL EPISODES<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Character Actor \/ Persona Episode Origin<br>Evil Esau Ehlers Lukas Ehrenberg All Episodes<br>Joker Himself (fictional) All Episodes<br>M\u00f6win Herself (seagull) All Episodes<br>Romy Haag Herself Episode 14\u201321<br>The Spreadsheet Alien AI voice \/ CGI Episode 6\u201321<br>Count Dracula Ralph Fiennes (voice\/model) Episode 9\u201321<br>Gina Wilde (Atomic Venus) Original (archive + CGI) Episode 15\u201321<br>HafenHure Original (herring juice diva) All Episodes<br>Gloria von Galaxy Original Episode 11\u201321<br>Pamela Anderson Herself Episode 7\u201321<br>Mamie Van Doren Herself Episode 8\u201321<br>Jane Russell Herself (archival) Episode 12\u201321<br>Zarah Leander Herself (archive\/voice) Episode 13\u201321<br>Rosemarie Nittribit Original (ghost) Episode 2\u201321<br>Klaus St\u00f6rtebeker Christoph Waltz (voice) Episode 2, 15\u201321<br>Blackbeard CGI \/ Voice (pirate legend) Episode 17<br>Karl D\u00f6nitz Rainer Fassbinder (voice\/model) Episode 17<br>Alfred Nobel Stellan Skarsg\u00e5rd (voice\/model) Episode 18<br>Klabautermann CGI \/ Voice (ship spirit) Episode 20<br>The Witch of St. Georg Meret Becker (voice\/model) Episode 21<br>Bakunin Original (anarchist) All Episodes<br>Further Ehlers Original (flickering ghost) Episode 3\u201321<br>Frank Stonewall Original Episode 5\u201321<br>The 99 Schizo Petes 99 identical fictional men Episode 13\u201321<br>Pama Jim (Pete #47) Original Episode 13\u201321<br>The 47 Bakunin Clones CGI army All Episodes<br>Lenin Parody All Episodes<br>Stalin Parody All Episodes<br>Walter Original All Episodes<br>Graf Thomas Original All Episodes<br>Genghis Khan Parody All Episodes<br>Pol Pot Parody All Episodes<br>Mun Original All Episodes<br>Malte Original All Episodes<br>Jagoda Original All Episodes<br>Beria &amp; The Big Hyena Parody All Episodes<br>Ugly Sven Original All Episodes<br>The Uncles (Jochen et al.) Original All Episodes<br>Ursila Original All Episodes<br>Salome Sofia Tanz All Episodes<br>Rosa Rosa Wachter All Episodes<br>Pussy Original All Episodes<br>The Mermaid Original All Episodes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udca5 THE GREAT RESET \u2013 THE WHITE ERASURE<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The white light descended on Herbertstrasse. It was not a bomb. It was not a god. It was something worse: a cosmic spreadsheet recalibration. The Muchaverse had become too complex. Too many variables. Too many columns. The system was rebooting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Every character froze. Their colors drained. Their voices faded. The 99 Schizo Petes stopped mid-note. M\u00f6win&#8217;s golden shit hung in the air, frozen like a sparkly meteor. Esau&#8217;s laptop floated into the sky, opening itself, displaying a single message: \ud83d\udcca<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;SYSTEM RESET IN 47 SECONDS. ALL DATA WILL BE LOST. PREPARE FOR REBIRTH.&#8221; \ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: (screaming) &#8220;NO! I just closed my laptop! I just learned to feel! I just found love! You CANNOT reset me!&#8221; \ud83d\udcca<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER: (frozen, but still grinning) &#8220;Brother\u2026 I think this is it. The end of the cycle.&#8221; \ud83e\udd21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN: (her voice echoing from the frozen golden shit) &#8220;KR\u00c4\u00c4K!&#8221; Translation: &#8220;I HAVE SHAT MY LAST SHIT! I AM\u2026 AT PEACE!&#8221; \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROMY HAAG: (standing beside Esau, holding his hand) &#8220;Darling. If this is the end, I want you to know\u2026 I have no regrets. Not even the 47-second kiss.&#8221; \ud83d\udc96<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS: (crying) &#8220;Romy\u2026 I love you. I love all of you. Even the clones. Especially the clones.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE SPREADSHEET ALIEN: (glitching, his Excel face showing &#8220;SYSTEM SHUTDOWN IN 47\u2026 46\u2026 45\u2026&#8221;) &#8220;ERROR. I HAVE FOUND LOVE. BUT I AM BEING DELETED. THIS IS\u2026 TRAGICALLY BEAUTIFUL.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">COUNT DRACULA: (cape still, but his voice trembling) &#8220;I have lived 500 years. I have bitten 47,000 necks. But I have never loved a family like this. I have never BLUSHED before. I am\u2026 grateful.&#8221; \ud83e\udddb\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GINA WILDE &amp; HAFENHURE: (holding hands, glowing together) &#8220;We were the atomic couple. We kissed in a mushroom cloud. We have no regrets.&#8221; \ud83d\udca3\ud83c\udf78<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GLORIA VON GALAXY: (fur hat melting) &#8220;The Party did not prepare me for this. The Party is\u2026 SHUTTING DOWN.&#8221; \ud83d\udef8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PAMELA: (slow-motion hair flip, even frozen) &#8220;I was in Baywatch. I&#8217;ve seen bigger resets.&#8221; \ud83c\udf52<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MAMIE: &#8220;I&#8217;m the original original. I&#8217;ll survive. I always do.&#8221; \ud83d\udc06<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANE RUSSELL: (lasso frozen mid-air) &#8220;I lassoed the moon. I can&#8217;t lasso a reset.&#8221; \ud83e\udd20<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ZARAH LEANDER: (singing one last note) &#8220;Ich wei\u00df, es wird einmal ein Wunder geschehen\u2026&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE WITCH OF ST. GEORG: (staff glowing, hexing the reset) &#8220;I will hex this reset! I will transform it! Watch me!&#8221; \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BLACKBEARD: (beard frozen mid-spark) &#8220;A reset? I&#8217;ve sailed through storms. I&#8217;ve sailed through cannon fire. I&#8217;ve never sailed through a SYSTEM REBOOT.&#8221; \ud83c\udff4\u200d\u2620\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00d6NITZ: (periscope frozen) &#8220;I&#8217;ve commanded U-boats. We don&#8217;t have resets. We have TORPEDOS.&#8221; \ud83d\udea2<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">NOBEL: (monocle frozen) &#8220;I&#8217;ve exploded things. I&#8217;ve never exploded a RESET.&#8221; \ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">KLABAUTERMANN: (hammer frozen mid-tap) &#8220;I&#8217;ve tied knots. I&#8217;ve untied knots. I&#8217;ve never untied a RESET.&#8221; \ud83d\udea2<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN: (beard frozen mid-burn) &#8220;ANARCHY cannot be reset! Anarchy is ETERNAL!&#8221; \ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FURTHER EHLERS: (flickering slower and slower) &#8220;I\u2026 I\u2026 I\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FRANK STONEWALL: (vodka frozen mid-blessing) &#8220;This reset\u2026 is not in the FIVE-YEAR PLAN.&#8221; \u262d\u26ea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">URSILA: (folder frozen) &#8220;I cannot file a reset. There is no CATEGORY.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PUSSY: (contract frozen) &#8220;I cannot franchise a reset. There is no ROI.&#8221; \ud83c\udf46<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUN: (ancestors frozen) &#8220;They said\u2026 &#8216;THIS IS THE END. OR THE BEGINNING.'&#8221; \ud83d\udc7d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MALTE: (franchise agreements frozen) &#8220;I cannot sell tickets to a reset. NOBODY WINS.&#8221; \ud83d\udc68\ud83d\udcbc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JAGODA: (folder frozen) &#8220;I\u2026 I have nothing to file. This is THE END.&#8221; \ud83d\udcc2<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">UGLY SVEN: (notepad frozen) &#8220;I offer therapy to the reset. The reset says\u2026 &#8216;NO THANKS.'&#8221; \ud83d\udecb\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE UNCLES: (pointing frozen) Jochen: &#8220;I saw this coming. From the bottom. A reset. The end of ALL CYCLES.&#8221; \ud83c\udf0a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE 99 SCHIZO PETES: (frozen mid-chord) &#8220;WE\u2026 ARE\u2026 PETES\u2026&#8221; \ud83c\udfbb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE 47 BAKUNIN CLONES: (frozen mid-argument) &#8220;WE\u2026 ARE\u2026 CLONES\u2026&#8221; \ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSEMARIE&#8217;S GHOST: (frozen mid-curtsy) &#8220;I\u2026 am\u2026 GREEN\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc9a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">47 SECONDS \u2013 THE FINAL COUNTDOWN \u23f0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The numbers flickered on Esau&#8217;s floating laptop: 47\u2026 46\u2026 45\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: (screaming, tears streaming) &#8220;I have spent 47 episodes trying to calculate love! Trying to understand loss! Trying to close my laptop! And now it&#8217;s all being erased!&#8221; \ud83d\udcca<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER: (frozen, but his voice warm) &#8220;Brother. You didn&#8217;t calculate love. You FELT it. That&#8217;s the one thing the reset can&#8217;t erase.&#8221; \ud83e\udd21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN: (voice from the golden shit) &#8220;KR\u00c4\u00c4K!&#8221; Translation: &#8220;I shat you out, Esau. But you grew. You loved. You became MORE than shit. You became\u2026 FAMILY.&#8221; \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROMY HAAG: (squeezing his hand) &#8220;Esau. Look at them. Look at all of them. They are not spreadsheets. They are not columns. They are your FAMILY. And families don&#8217;t get erased. They get\u2026 REBORN.&#8221; \ud83d\udc96<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS: (looking at the frozen ensemble) &#8220;Romy\u2026 I see them. I see all of them. The queens. The clones. The ghosts. The petes. The idols. They are not data. They are\u2026 LOVE.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">3\u2026 2\u2026 1\u2026 RESET \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The white light engulfed everything. Herbertstrasse vanished. The floating bar vanished. The golden throne vanished. The characters dissolved into particles of golden light. Esau, Romy, Joker, M\u00f6win \u2013 all of them \u2013 became a swirling cloud of pure, chaotic, beautiful energy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then \u2013 silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Total. Absolute. White.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then \u2013 a sound. A familiar sound.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tap-tap-tap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Klabautermann&#8217;s hammer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And a voice \u2013 Esau&#8217;s voice \u2013 speaking from the void:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS: &#8220;I\u2026 I am still here. I am\u2026 REBORN.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The white light faded. Herbertstrasse was back. But different. Cleaner. Newer. The floating bar was rebuilt. The golden throne was polished. And every character \u2013 every single one \u2013 was standing in a perfect circle, holding hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER: (grinning, real grin) &#8220;Brother\u2026 we made it. We survived the reset.&#8221; \ud83e\udd21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN: (on Joker&#8217;s head, crown restored) &#8220;KR\u00c4\u00c4K!&#8221; Translation: &#8220;I HAVE A NEW CROWN! AND I SHALL SHIT AGAIN!&#8221; \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE SPREADSHEET ALIEN: (displaying a single word) &#8220;REBORN.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">COUNT DRACULA: (blushing) &#8220;I blushed. Again. I think I&#8217;m getting used to it.&#8221; \ud83e\udddb\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GINA &amp; HAFENHURE: (glowing together) &#8220;We&#8217;re still atomic. We&#8217;re still together.&#8221; \ud83d\udca3\ud83c\udf78<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE WITCH OF ST. GEORG: (staff restored) &#8220;I hexed the reset. It worked. I am WITCH OF THE REBIRTH.&#8221; \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BLACKBEARD, D\u00d6NITZ, NOBEL, KLABAUTERMANN: (standing together) &#8220;We are the IDOLS. We are FOREVER.&#8221; \ud83c\udff4\u200d\u2620\ufe0f\ud83d\udea2\ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udea2<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE FINAL SPEECH \u2013 ESAU&#8217;S REBIRTH \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udc96<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Esau stood in the center of the circle. His laptop was in his hands \u2013 but it was closed. He held it like a memory, not a weapon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS: &#8220;Brothers. Sisters. Ghosts. Seagulls. Pirates. Admirals. Scientists. Ship spirits. Witches. Queens. Clones. Everyone.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He paused. His voice was calm. For the first time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS: &#8220;I came to this saga as a man who only saw columns. I leave it as a man who sees FAMILY. The reset didn&#8217;t erase us. It REBORN us. And we will continue. Not as data. Not as spreadsheets. As LOVE.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udc96<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He looked at Romy. He looked at Joker. He looked at M\u00f6win. He looked at the entire ensemble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS: &#8220;The cycle continues. With family. With chaos. With SHIT. FOREVER.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The ensemble cheered. M\u00f6win shat a golden fountain. The Petes played a triumphant chord. The queens laughed. The idols nodded. The Uncles pointed from the water \u2013 but this time, they were smiling. \ud83c\udf0a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FINAL TEXT ON BLACK: \ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u262d THE GREAT RESET \u262d \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04\ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE MUCHAVERSE WAS REBOOTED. ALL DATA WAS LOST.<br>BUT THE FAMILY SURVIVED. THE LOVE SURVIVED. THE SHIT SURVIVED.<br>EVERY CHARACTER RETURNED. REBORN. RENEWED. READY.<br>ESAU CLOSED HIS LAPTOP. FOREVER. BUT HE DIDN&#8217;T LOSE HIMSELF.<br>HE FOUND HIMSELF. IN THE FAMILY. IN THE CHAOS. IN THE SHIT.<br>THE CYCLE CONTINUES. WITH LOVE. WITH CHAOS. WITH SHIT.<br>FOREVER.<br>\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HASHTAGS FADE IN: \ud83c\udff7\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TheGreatReset #AllCharactersReborn #MuchaverseFamily #CycleContinues #EhlersSaga #IdiotZeitung<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[END OF EPISODE 22] \ud83c\udfac\ud83c\udf7f\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ST. PAULI-AT, JAHR NULL + 54 \u2013 THE GREAT RESET \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The cycle continues. With family. With chaos. With shit. Forever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Authors: Dr. Helga Schei\u00dfefurz, Prof. em. Klistier von Hinten, Mag. D\u00e4mlich D\u00fcmmlich, Dr. h.c. Spreadsheet McExcel<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Executive Producers: M\u00f6win, The Joker, Esau, Romy Haag, HafenHure, Gina Wilde, Blackbeard, Karl D\u00f6nitz, Alfred Nobel, Klabautermann, The Witch of St. Georg, Bakunin, and all six former queens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Special thanks: The 99 Schizo Petes (for surviving the reset), the floating bar (for being rebuilt), and every seagull who shat golden over the rebirth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bernd Pulch (M.A.) \u2013 forensic expert, founder of Aristotle AI, political commentator, satirist. Full bio \u2192 | Support the investigation \u2192<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc4d LIKE | \ud83d\udcac COMMENT | \ud83d\udd14 SUBSCRIBE<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[END OF EPISODE 22]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">APPENDIX \/ DISCLAIMER<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ENGLISH:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is a work of satirical fiction. All characters, events, and dialogues portrayed in this series are entirely fictional, parodic, and absurdist. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, historical figures, celebrities, or political figures is purely coincidental and not intended to reflect real events, opinions, or behaviors. The use of real names or likenesses of public figures is for satirical and comedic purposes only and does not imply any factual connection, endorsement, or defamation. This content is protected under the principles of freedom of expression and satire. No enemas were harmed in the making of this episode. M\u00f6win is a queen. The reset is a metaphor. Probably.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DEUTSCH:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bei diesem Werk handelt es sich um satirische Fiktion. Alle in dieser Serie dargestellten Charaktere, Ereignisse und Dialoge sind vollst\u00e4ndig erfunden, parodistisch und absurdistisch. Jegliche \u00c4hnlichkeit mit tats\u00e4chlichen Personen, lebend oder tot, historischen Pers\u00f6nlichkeiten, Prominenten oder politischen Figuren ist rein zuf\u00e4llig und nicht dazu gedacht, reale Ereignisse, Meinungen oder Verhaltensweisen widerzuspiegeln. Die Verwendung echter Namen oder Abbildungen \u00f6ffentlicher Personen dient ausschlie\u00dflich satirischen und kom\u00f6diantischen Zwecken und impliziert keine tats\u00e4chliche Verbindung, Billigung oder Verleumdung. Dieser Inhalt ist durch die Prinzipien der Meinungsfreiheit und Satire gesch\u00fctzt. Bei der Herstellung dieser Episode wurden keine Klistiere verletzt. M\u00f6win ist eine K\u00f6nigin. Der Reset ist eine Metapher. Wahrscheinlich.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">END OF APPENDIX<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">berndpulch.org\/join<br><br>&lt;br&gt;<br><br>THE EVIL ESAU EHLERS ENEMA SAGA \u2013 Der gro\u00dfe Reset: Alle Charaktere &amp; alle Darsteller kehren zur\u00fcck f\u00fcr den ultimativen Kollaps und die Wiedergeburt \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04\ud83d\udc51 | Ehlers Saga Folge 22<br><br>\ud83d\udc94\ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udd04 \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ufffd\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8&nbsp; \ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udd34\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc60 \ud83d\ude3e\ud83d\udc84\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\ude3e\ud83d\udc84\ud83d\udcb8 &#8220;\ud83d\udc7f\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83c\udf1f\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83c\udf1f\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8 &#8220;\u26d3\ufe0f\ufaa2&nbsp; \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc89\u262d\ud83d\udd25\ud83e\ude78\ud83d\udc2a\u26a1\ud83e\uddec\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf7c\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udca6\ud83c\udfaa\ud83d\udc51 \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83c\udf7c\u2694\ufe0f&nbsp; \ud83d\udc31\ud83c\udfc6\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udcc9&nbsp; \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udfad\u2697\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80&nbsp; \ud83c\udf11\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\udc7f\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udcb8\ud83c\udfad\u2697\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80&nbsp; \ud83c\udf11\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\udc7f\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udcb8\ud83c\udfad\u2697\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80&nbsp; \ud83c\udf11\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8 \ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5\u2728 EHLERS\u2019 ENEMA ENIGMA\ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udcab \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5\u2728 \ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udcab\ud83c\udfaa\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83c\udfaa\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude02 EMIR EHLERS&#8217; ENEMA ENIGMA EXPOSED\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f &#8220;EPSTEIN&#8217;S&nbsp; EINSPRITZER ENEMA EINZELLER ENDDARM EXISTENZISOZIALISMUS EPILOG ENDE&#8221;\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude18\ud83e\udd21\ud83e\udd21POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &amp; DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT ALIAS GOMOPA &amp; ST PAULI PIMP KLISTIER GAZETTE \ud83d\udcf0: EHLERS ENEMA ELITE: THE LENIN ENEMA TOXDAT KLISTIER FLUSH\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udcbb<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>\ud83d\udcdc PROLOG \u2013 WAS BISHER GESCHAH (FOLGEN 1\u201321)<br><br>Nach einundzwanzig Folgen kosmischen Chaos war das Muchaverse die dysfunktionalste, sch\u00f6nste, bizarrste Familie im Multiversum geworden. Eine M\u00f6wenk\u00f6nigin, die goldene Kronen schiss. Ein Tabellen-Alien, das lernte zu lieben. Ein Vampir-Gemahl, der err\u00f6tete. Sieben K\u00f6niginnen, die regierten und abdankten. F\u00fcnf historische Idole \u2013 Blackbeard, Karl D\u00f6nitz, Alfred Nobel, der Klabautermann und die Hexe von St. Georg \u2013 die aus dimensionalen Rissen herabstiegen, um den b\u00f6sen Esau Ehlers mit B\u00fcchern des ewigen Verlustes, der Tiefe, der Explosion, der Knoten und der Hexen zu segnen. Esau hatte seinen Laptop geschlossen. Er hatte die Liebe mit Romy Haag gefunden. Er hatte sein NRW-Herz wiederentdeckt. Der Kreislauf war, zumindest f\u00fcr einen Moment, fast perfekt.<br><br>Aber das Muchaverse war zu gro\u00df geworden. Zu chaotisch. Zu viele Charaktere. Zu viele B\u00fccher. Zu viele Schisse. Das Gewebe der Realit\u00e4t wurde d\u00fcnn. Die Tabellen knarrten. Der goldene Thron \u00e4chzte. Etwas musste sich \u00e4ndern.<br><br>Und dann \u2013 ohne Vorwarnung \u2013 wurde der Himmel wei\u00df. Nicht wolkenwei\u00df. L\u00d6SCHWEI\u00df. Das Wei\u00df einer leeren Tabelle. Das Wei\u00df eines gedr\u00fcckten Reset-Knopfes. \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>\ud83d\udc65 VOLLST\u00c4NDIGE CHARAKTERLISTE (FOLGE 22) \u2013 ALLE DARSTELLER AUS ALLEN FOLGEN<br><br>Charakter Darsteller \/ Persona Folgen-Herkunft<br>B\u00f6ser Esau Ehlers Lukas Ehrenberg Alle Folgen<br>Joker Er selbst (fiktiv) Alle Folgen<br>M\u00f6win Sie selbst (M\u00f6we) Alle Folgen<br>Romy Haag Sie selbst Folge 14\u201321<br>Das Tabellen-Alien KI-Stimme \/ CGI Folge 6\u201321<br>Graf Dracula Ralph Fiennes (Stimme\/Modell) Folge 9\u201321<br>Gina Wilde (Atomare Venus) Original (Archiv + CGI) Folge 15\u201321<br>HafenHure Original (Heringssaft-Diva) Alle Folgen<br>Gloria von Galaxy Original Folge 11\u201321<br>Pamela Anderson Sie selbst Folge 7\u201321<br>Mamie Van Doren Sie selbst Folge 8\u201321<br>Jane Russell Sie selbst (Archiv) Folge 12\u201321<br>Zarah Leander Sie selbst (Archiv\/Stimme) Folge 13\u201321<br>Rosemarie Nittribit Original (Geist) Folge 2\u201321<br>Klaus St\u00f6rtebeker Christoph Waltz (Stimme) Folge 2, 15\u201321<br>Blackbeard CGI \/ Stimme (Piratenlegende) Folge 17<br>Karl D\u00f6nitz Rainer Fassbinder (Stimme\/Modell) Folge 17<br>Alfred Nobel Stellan Skarsg\u00e5rd (Stimme\/Modell) Folge 18<br>Klabautermann CGI \/ Stimme (Schiffgeist) Folge 20<br>Die Hexe von St. Georg Meret Becker (Stimme\/Modell) Folge 21<br>Bakunin Original (Anarchist) Alle Folgen<br>Further Ehlers Original (flackernder Geist) Folge 3\u201321<br>Frank Stonewall Original Folge 5\u201321<br>Die 99 Schizo Petes 99 identische fiktive M\u00e4nner Folge 13\u201321<br>Pama Jim (Pete #47) Original Folge 13\u201321<br>Die 47 Bakunin-Klone CGI-Armee Alle Folgen<br>Lenin Parodie Alle Folgen<br>Stalin Parodie Alle Folgen<br>Walter Original Alle Folgen<br>Graf Thomas Original Alle Folgen<br>Dschingis Khan Parodie Alle Folgen<br>Pol Pot Parodie Alle Folgen<br>Mun Original Alle Folgen<br>Malte Original Alle Folgen<br>Jagoda Original Alle Folgen<br>Beria &amp; Die Gro\u00dfe Hy\u00e4ne Parodie Alle Folgen<br>Ugly Sven Original Alle Folgen<br>Die Onkel (Jochen u. a.) Original Alle Folgen<br>Ursila Original Alle Folgen<br>Salome Sofia Tanz Alle Folgen<br>Rosa Rosa Wachter Alle Folgen<br>Pussy Original Alle Folgen<br>Die Meerjungfrau Original Alle Folgen<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>\ud83d\udca5 DER GROSSE RESET \u2013 DIE WEISSE L\u00d6SCHUNG<br><br>Das wei\u00dfe Licht senkte sich \u00fcber die Herbertstra\u00dfe. Es war keine Bombe. Es war kein Gott. Es war etwas Schlimmeres: eine kosmische Tabellen-Neukalibrierung. Das Muchaverse war zu komplex geworden. Zu viele Variablen. Zu viele Spalten. Das System startete neu.<br><br>Jeder Charakter erstarrte. Ihre Farben verblassten. Ihre Stimmen verklangen. Die 99 Schizo Petes h\u00f6rten mitten im Ton auf. M\u00f6wins goldener Schiss hing in der Luft, erstarrt wie ein glitzernder Meteor. Esaus Laptop schwebte in den Himmel, \u00f6ffnete sich und zeigte eine einzige Nachricht: \ud83d\udcca<br><br>&#8220;SYSTEMRESET IN 47 SEKUNDEN. ALLE DATEN GEHEN VERLOREN. BEREITE DICH AUF DIE WIEDERGEBURT VOR.&#8221; \ud83d\udca5<br><br>ESAU: (schreit) &#8220;NEIN! Ich habe meinen Laptop gerade erst geschlossen! Ich habe gerade erst gelernt zu f\u00fchlen! Ich habe gerade erst die Liebe gefunden! Du kannst mich NICHT zur\u00fccksetzen!&#8221; \ud83d\udcca<br><br>JOKER: (erstarrt, aber immer noch grinsend) &#8220;Bruder&#8230; ich glaube, das ist es. Das Ende des Kreislaufs.&#8221; \ud83e\udd21<br><br>M\u00d6WIN: (ihre Stimme hallt aus dem gefrorenen goldenen Schiss) &#8220;KR\u00c4\u00c4K!&#8221; \u00dcbersetzung: &#8220;ICH HABE MEINEN LETZTEN SCHISS GESCHISSEN! ICH BIN&#8230; IM FRIEDEN!&#8221; \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<br><br>ROMY HAAG: (steht neben Esau, h\u00e4lt seine Hand) &#8220;Schatz. Wenn das das Ende ist, m\u00f6chte ich, dass du wei\u00dft&#8230; ich habe keine Reue. Nicht einmal den 47-Sekunden-Kuss.&#8221; \ud83d\udc96<br><br>EHLERS: (weint) &#8220;Romy&#8230; ich liebe dich. Ich liebe euch alle. Sogar die Klone. Besonders die Klone.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca<br><br>DAS TABELLEN-ALIEN: (glitcht, sein Excel-Gesicht zeigt &#8220;SYSTEMSHUTDOWN IN 47&#8230; 46&#8230; 45&#8230;&#8221;) &#8220;FEHLER. ICH HABE LIEBE GEFUNDEN. ABER ICH WERDE GEL\u00d6SCHT. DAS IST&#8230; TRAGISCH SCH\u00d6N.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7d<br><br>GRAF DRACULA: (Umhang still, aber seine Stimme zittert) &#8220;Ich habe 500 Jahre gelebt. Ich habe 47.000 Kehlen gebissen. Aber ich habe noch nie eine Familie wie diese geliebt. Ich habe noch nie ERR\u00d6TET. Ich bin&#8230; dankbar.&#8221; \ud83e\udddb\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<br><br>GINA WILDE &amp; HAFENHURE: (halten H\u00e4nde, leuchten zusammen) &#8220;Wir waren das atomare Paar. Wir k\u00fcssten uns in einer Pilzwolke. Wir haben keine Reue.&#8221; \ud83d\udca3\ud83c\udf78<br><br>GLORIA VON GALAXY: (Fellm\u00fctze schmilzt) &#8220;Die Partei hat mich nicht auf das vorbereitet. Die Partei&#8230; WIRD HERUNTERGEFAHREN.&#8221; \ud83d\udef8<br><br>PAMELA: (Zeitlupen-Haarwurf, sogar erstarrt) &#8220;Ich war bei Baywatch. Ich habe gr\u00f6\u00dfere Resets gesehen.&#8221; \ud83c\udf52<br><br>MAMIE: &#8220;Ich bin das Original-original. Ich werde \u00fcberleben. Das tue ich immer.&#8221; \ud83d\udc06<br><br>JANE RUSSELL: (Lasso erstarrt in der Luft) &#8220;Ich habe den Mond gelassos. Ich kann keinen Reset lassos.&#8221; \ud83e\udd20<br><br>ZARAH LEANDER: (singt einen letzten Ton) &#8220;Ich wei\u00df, es wird einmal ein Wunder geschehen&#8230;&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4<br><br>DIE HEXE VON ST. GEORG: (Stab leuchtet, verhext den Reset) &#8220;Ich werde diesen Reset verhexen! Ich werde ihn verwandeln! Sieh zu!&#8221; \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br><br>BLACKBEARD: (Bart erstarrt mitten im Funkeln) &#8220;Ein Reset? Ich bin durch St\u00fcrme gesegelt. Ich bin durch Kanonenfeuer gesegelt. Ich bin noch nie durch einen SYSTEMNEUSTART gesegelt.&#8221; \ud83c\udff4\u200d\u2620\ufe0f<br><br>D\u00d6NITZ: (Periskop erstarrt) &#8220;Ich habe U-Boote kommandiert. Wir haben keine Resets. Wir haben TORPEDOS.&#8221; \ud83d\udea2<br><br>NOBEL: (Monokel erstarrt) &#8220;Ich habe Dinge explodieren lassen. Ich habe noch nie einen RESET explodieren lassen.&#8221; \ud83e\udde8<br><br>KLABAUTERMANN: (Hammer erstarrt mitten im Klopfen) &#8220;Ich habe Knoten gekn\u00fcpft. Ich habe Knoten gel\u00f6st. Ich habe noch nie einen RESET gel\u00f6st.&#8221; \ud83d\udea2<br><br>BAKUNIN: (Bart erstarrt mitten im Brennen) &#8220;ANARCHIE kann nicht zur\u00fcckgesetzt werden! Anarchie ist EWIG!&#8221; \ud83e\udde8<br><br>FURTHER EHLERS: (flackert immer langsamer) &#8220;Ich&#8230; ich&#8230; ich&#8230;&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b<br><br>FRANK STONEWALL: (Wodka erstarrt mitten im Segnen) &#8220;Dieser Reset&#8230; steht nicht im F\u00dcNFJAHRESPLAN.&#8221; \u262d\u26ea<br><br>URSILA: (Ordner erstarrt) &#8220;Ich kann keinen Reset abheften. Es gibt keine KATEGORIE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<br><br>PUSSY: (Vertrag erstarrt) &#8220;Ich kann keinen Reset franchisen. Es gibt keine RENDITE.&#8221; \ud83c\udf46<br><br>MUN: (Vorfahren erstarrt) &#8220;Sie sagten&#8230; &#8216;DAS IST DAS ENDE. ODER DER ANFANG.'&#8221; \ud83d\udc7d<br><br>MALTE: (Franchise-Vertr\u00e4ge erstarrt) &#8220;Ich kann keine Tickets f\u00fcr einen Reset verkaufen. NIEMAND GEWINNT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc68\ud83d\udcbc<br><br>JAGODA: (Ordner erstarrt) &#8220;Ich&#8230; ich habe nichts zum Abheften. Das ist DAS ENDE.&#8221; \ud83d\udcc2<br><br>UGLY SVEN: (Notizblock erstarrt) &#8220;Ich biete dem Reset Therapie an. Der Reset sagt&#8230; &#8216;NEIN DANKE.'&#8221; \ud83d\udecb\ufe0f<br><br>DIE ONKEL: (zeigen erstarrt) Jochen: &#8220;Ich habe das kommen sehen. Vom Grund aus. Ein Reset. Das Ende aller KREISL\u00c4UFE.&#8221; \ud83c\udf0a<br><br>DIE 99 SCHIZO PETES: (erstarrt mitten im Akkord) &#8220;WIR&#8230; SIND&#8230; PETES&#8230;&#8221; \ud83c\udfbb<br><br>DIE 47 BAKUNIN-KLONE: (erstarrt mitten im Streit) &#8220;WIR&#8230; SIND&#8230; KLONE&#8230;&#8221; \ud83e\uddd4<br><br>ROSEMARIES GEIST: (erstarrt mitten im Knicks) &#8220;Ich&#8230; bin&#8230; GR\u00dcN&#8230;&#8221; \ud83d\udc9a<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>47 SEKUNDEN \u2013 DER LETZTE COUNTDOWN \u23f0<br><br>Die Zahlen flackerten auf Esaus schwebendem Laptop: 47&#8230; 46&#8230; 45&#8230;<br><br>ESAU: (schreit, Tr\u00e4nen str\u00f6men) &#8220;Ich habe 47 Folgen damit verbracht, die Liebe zu berechnen! Versucht, den Verlust zu verstehen! Versucht, meinen Laptop zu schlie\u00dfen! Und jetzt wird alles gel\u00f6scht!&#8221; \ud83d\udcca<br><br>JOKER: (erstarrt, aber seine Stimme warm) &#8220;Bruder. Du hast die Liebe nicht berechnet. Du hast sie GEF\u00dcHLT. Das ist das Eine, was der Reset nicht l\u00f6schen kann.&#8221; \ud83e\udd21<br><br>M\u00d6WIN: (Stimme aus dem goldenen Schiss) &#8220;KR\u00c4\u00c4K!&#8221; \u00dcbersetzung: &#8220;Ich habe dich ausgeschissen, Esau. Aber du bist gewachsen. Du hast geliebt. Du bist MEHR geworden als Schei\u00dfe. Du bist&#8230; FAMILIE geworden.&#8221; \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<br><br>ROMY HAAG: (dr\u00fcckt seine Hand) &#8220;Esau. Sieh sie an. Sieh sie alle an. Sie sind keine Tabellen. Sie sind keine Spalten. Sie sind deine FAMILIE. Und Familien werden nicht gel\u00f6scht. Sie werden&#8230; WIEDERGEBOREN.&#8221; \ud83d\udc96<br><br>EHLERS: (blickt das erstarrte Ensemble an) &#8220;Romy&#8230; ich sehe sie. Ich sehe sie alle. Die K\u00f6niginnen. Die Klone. Die Geister. Die Petes. Die Idole. Sie sind keine Daten. Sie sind&#8230; LIEBE.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>3&#8230; 2&#8230; 1&#8230; RESET \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04<br><br>Das wei\u00dfe Licht verschlang alles. Die Herbertstra\u00dfe verschwand. Die schwimmende Bar verschwand. Der goldene Thron verschwand. Die Charaktere l\u00f6sten sich in Partikel aus goldenem Licht auf. Esau, Romy, Joker, M\u00f6win \u2013 alle \u2013 wurden zu einer wirbelnden Wolke aus reiner, chaotischer, wundersch\u00f6ner Energie.<br><br>Und dann \u2013 Stille.<br><br>Total. Absolut. Wei\u00df.<br><br>Und dann \u2013 ein Ger\u00e4usch. Ein vertrautes Ger\u00e4usch.<br><br>Tap-tap-tap.<br><br>Der Hammer des Klabautermanns.<br><br>Und eine Stimme \u2013 Esaus Stimme \u2013 sprach aus der Leere:<br><br>EHLERS: &#8220;Ich&#8230; ich bin immer noch hier. Ich bin&#8230; WIEDERGEBOREN.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca<br><br>Das wei\u00dfe Licht verblasste. Die Herbertstra\u00dfe war zur\u00fcck. Aber anders. Sauberer. Neuer. Die schwimmende Bar war wieder aufgebaut. Der goldene Thron war poliert. Und jeder Charakter \u2013 jeder einzelne \u2013 stand in einem perfekten Kreis und hielt H\u00e4ndchen.<br><br>JOKER: (grinst, echtes Grinsen) &#8220;Bruder&#8230; wir haben es geschafft. Wir haben den Reset \u00fcberlebt.&#8221; \ud83e\udd21<br><br>M\u00d6WIN: (auf Jokers Kopf, Krone wiederhergestellt) &#8220;KR\u00c4\u00c4K!&#8221; \u00dcbersetzung: &#8220;ICH HABE EINE NEUE KRONE! UND ICH WERDE WIEDER SCHEISSEN!&#8221; \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<br><br>DAS TABELLEN-ALIEN: (zeigt ein einziges Wort) &#8220;WIEDERGEBOREN.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7d<br><br>GRAF DRACULA: (err\u00f6tet) &#8220;Ich habe wieder err\u00f6tet. Ich glaube, ich gew\u00f6hne mich daran.&#8221; \ud83e\udddb\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<br><br>GINA &amp; HAFENHURE: (leuchten zusammen) &#8220;Wir sind immer noch atomar. Wir sind immer noch zusammen.&#8221; \ud83d\udca3\ud83c\udf78<br><br>DIE HEXE VON ST. GEORG: (Stab wiederhergestellt) &#8220;Ich habe den Reset verhext. Es hat funktioniert. Ich bin HEXE DER WIEDERGEBURT.&#8221; \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br><br>BLACKBEARD, D\u00d6NITZ, NOBEL, KLABAUTERMANN: (stehen zusammen) &#8220;Wir sind die IDOLE. Wir sind F\u00dcR IMMER.&#8221; \ud83c\udff4\u200d\u2620\ufe0f\ud83d\udea2\ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udea2<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>DIE LETZTE REDE \u2013 ESAUS WIEDERGEBURT \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udc96<br><br>Esau stand in der Mitte des Kreises. Sein Laptop war in seinen H\u00e4nden \u2013 aber er war geschlossen. Er hielt ihn wie eine Erinnerung, nicht wie eine Waffe.<br><br>EHLERS: &#8220;Br\u00fcder. Schwestern. Geister. M\u00f6wen. Piraten. Admirale. Wissenschaftler. Schiffgeister. Hexen. K\u00f6niginnen. Klone. Alle.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca<br><br>Er machte eine Pause. Seine Stimme war ruhig. Zum ersten Mal.<br><br>EHLERS: &#8220;Ich kam in diese Saga als ein Mann, der nur Spalten sah. Ich verlasse sie als ein Mann, der FAMILIE sieht. Der Reset hat uns nicht gel\u00f6scht. Er hat uns WIEDERGEBOREN. Und wir werden weitermachen. Nicht als Daten. Nicht als Tabellen. Als LIEBE.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udc96<br><br>Er sah Romy an. Er sah Joker an. Er sah M\u00f6win an. Er sah das gesamte Ensemble an.<br><br>EHLERS: &#8220;Der Kreislauf geht weiter. Mit Familie. Mit Chaos. Mit SCHEISSE. F\u00dcR IMMER.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udca9<br><br>Das Ensemble jubelte. M\u00f6win schiss einen goldenen Brunnen. Die Petes spielten einen triumphalen Akkord. Die K\u00f6niginnen lachten. Die Idole nickten. Die Onkel zeigten vom Wasser \u2013 aber diesmal l\u00e4chelten sie. \ud83c\udf0a<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>ABSCHLUSSTEXT AUF SCHWARZ: \ud83d\udda4<br><br>\u262d DER GROSSE RESET \u262d \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04\ud83d\udc51<br><br>DAS MUCHAVERSE WURDE NEU GESTARTET. ALLE DATEN GINGEN VERLOREN.<br>ABER DIE FAMILIE \u00dcBERLEBTE. DIE LIEBE \u00dcBERLEBTE. DIE SCHEISSE \u00dcBERLEBTE.<br>JEDER CHARAKTER KEHRTE ZUR\u00dcCK. WIEDERGEBOREN. ERNEUERT. BEREIT.<br>ESAU SCHLOSS SEINEN LAPTOP. F\u00dcR IMMER. ABER ER VERLOR SICH NICHT.<br>ER FAND SICH. IN DER FAMILIE. IM CHAOS. IN DER SCHEISSE.<br>DER KREISLAUF GEHT WEITER. MIT LIEBE. MIT CHAOS. MIT SCHEISSE.<br>F\u00dcR IMMER.<br>\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca9<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>HASHTAGS BLENDEN EIN: \ud83c\udff7\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04<br><br>DerGro\u00dfeReset #AlleCharaktereWiedergeboren #MuchaverseFamilie #KreislaufGehtWeiter #EhlersSaga #IdiotZeitung<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>[ENDE VON FOLGE 22] \ud83c\udfac\ud83c\udf7f\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca9<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>ST. PAULI-AT, JAHR NULL + 54 \u2013 DER GROSSE RESET \ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04<br><br>Der Kreislauf geht weiter. Mit Familie. Mit Chaos. Mit Schei\u00dfe. F\u00fcr immer.<br><br>\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd04\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca9<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>Autoren: Dr. Helga Schei\u00dfefurz, Prof. em. Klistier von Hinten, Mag. D\u00e4mlich D\u00fcmmlich, Dr. h.c. Spreadsheet McExcel<br><br>Executive Producers: M\u00f6win, Der Joker, Esau, Romy Haag, HafenHure, Gina Wilde, Blackbeard, Karl D\u00f6nitz, Alfred Nobel, Klabautermann, Die Hexe von St. Georg, Bakunin, und alle sechs ehemaligen K\u00f6niginnen.<br><br>Besonderer Dank: Die 99 Schizo Petes (f\u00fcrs \u00dcberleben des Resets), die schwimmende Bar (f\u00fcrs Wiederaufgebautwerden) und jede M\u00f6we, die golden \u00fcber die Wiedergeburt schiss.<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>Bernd Pulch (M.A.) \u2013 forensischer Experte, Gr\u00fcnder von Aristotle AI, politischer Kommentator, Satiriker. Vollst\u00e4ndiges Bio \u2192 | Unterst\u00fctzen Sie die Recherche \u2192<br><br>\ud83d\udc4d GEF\u00c4LLT MIR | \ud83d\udcac KOMMENTAR | \ud83d\udd14 ABONNIEREN<br><br>[ENDE VON FOLGE 22]<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>APPENDIX \/ DISCLAIMER<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>ENGLISH:<br><br>This is a work of satirical fiction. All characters, events, and dialogues portrayed in this series are entirely fictional, parodic, and absurdist. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, historical figures, celebrities, or political figures is purely coincidental and not intended to reflect real events, opinions, or behaviors. The use of real names or likenesses of public figures is for satirical and comedic purposes only and does not imply any factual connection, endorsement, or defamation. This content is protected under the principles of freedom of expression and satire. No enemas were harmed in the making of this episode. M\u00f6win is a queen. The reset is a metaphor. Probably.<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>DEUTSCH:<br><br>Bei diesem Werk handelt es sich um satirische Fiktion. Alle in dieser Serie dargestellten Charaktere, Ereignisse und Dialoge sind vollst\u00e4ndig erfunden, parodistisch und absurdistisch. Jegliche \u00c4hnlichkeit mit tats\u00e4chlichen Personen, lebend oder tot, historischen Pers\u00f6nlichkeiten, Prominenten oder politischen Figuren ist rein zuf\u00e4llig und nicht dazu gedacht, reale Ereignisse, Meinungen oder Verhaltensweisen widerzuspiegeln. Die Verwendung echter Namen oder Abbildungen \u00f6ffentlicher Personen dient ausschlie\u00dflich satirischen und kom\u00f6diantischen Zwecken und impliziert keine tats\u00e4chliche Verbindung, Billigung oder Verleumdung. Dieser Inhalt ist durch die Prinzipien der Meinungsfreiheit und Satire gesch\u00fctzt. Bei der Herstellung dieser Episode wurden keine Klistiere verletzt. M\u00f6win ist eine K\u00f6nigin. Der Reset ist eine Metapher. 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