{"id":940924,"date":"2026-04-29T20:19:25","date_gmt":"2026-04-30T00:19:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/berndpulch.org\/?p=940924"},"modified":"2026-09-09T05:13:34","modified_gmt":"2026-09-09T09:13:34","slug":"dr-z-idiot-zeitung-iz-the-porn-invasion%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%91%bb%f0%9f%8f%84%e2%99%82%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%8e%ac%f0%9f%98%88%f0%9f%92%83%f0%9f%8e%ac%f0%9f%98%88%f0%9f%8c%99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/2026\/04\/29\/dr-z-idiot-zeitung-iz-the-porn-invasion%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%91%bb%f0%9f%8f%84%e2%99%82%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%8e%ac%f0%9f%98%88%f0%9f%92%83%f0%9f%8e%ac%f0%9f%98%88%f0%9f%8c%99\/","title":{"rendered":"DR Z &amp; IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) \u2013 THE PORN INVASION\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f&#8221;\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08&#8221;\ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b&#8221; \u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udce1\ud83d\udc94\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7bPowered by Dr. Z., Gomopa4Kids, Stasi Frauen Support Staffel, Free Fritzl Front, the Brazilian Black-Hole-Syndikat, the Surf-NSZis World Domination Tour sponsors, the Clone War Profiteers, the Schicklgruber Lust Syndicate, the Libertarian Shark Cartel &amp; now Messalina&#8217;s Slave Empire \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf0a\ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\uddfd\ud83d\udc78Fotzen Fritz Version Gratis presented by IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &amp; GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WKzarZbN6ow?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=de-DE&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfac DR. Z \u2013 EPISODE 74: &#8220;THE PORN INVASION \u2013 WHEN THE MULTIVERSE BECOMES A SET&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udc8b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BY BERNWARD BIMBO, ERNST NEGER 6, MORTEN MOHR &amp; DIANA NEGERKUSS \u2013 A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"embed-x\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">9 Top Porn Stars Invade Dr. Z&#39;s Universe. He Demands No Cameras. Just Tuesday. \ud83c\udfa5\ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udc8b <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Qg4kORJG8z\">pic.twitter.com\/Qg4kORJG8z<\/a><\/p>&mdash; berndpulch.com (@berndsocial1) <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/berndsocial1\/status\/2049649063239233705?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 30, 2026<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.x.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CAST (ALL 107+ CHARACTERS + TOP GLOBAL PORN STARS)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All previous characters from Episode 73 are present (107+), plus as new guests:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE TOP GLOBAL PORN STARS (playing themselves, satirically exaggerated):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vm.tiktok.com\/ZNRgfs8Rg\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/vm.tiktok.com\/ZNRgfs8Rg\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Mia Malkova \u2013 leader of the &#8220;Porn Alliance&#8221;, wears a fur coat over a latex bodysuit<br>\u00b7 Riley Reid \u2013 carries a suitcase full of olive oil bottles, speaks in riddles<br>\u00b7 Sasha Grey \u2013 wears horn\u2011rimmed glasses, quotes Hegel, demands &#8220;dialectical penetration&#8221;<br>\u00b7 Johnny Sins \u2013 plays every profession simultaneously (doctor, astronaut, chef, teacher), can&#8217;t decide<br>\u00b7 Angela White \u2013 brings a vegan carbonara that works as an aphrodisiac<br>\u00b7 Lana Rhoades \u2013 appears as a hologram (too famous for the Central Hub)<br>\u00b7 Abella Danger \u2013 dances a risky samba with Penta\u2011Samba<br>\u00b7 Manuel Ferrara \u2013 films everything with an 8K camera for a &#8220;documentary&#8221;<br>\u00b7 Kazumi \u2013 is from another planet (Saturn), brings alien seduction techniques<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 1: THE PORTAL OF DESIRE \u2013 THE PORN ALLIANCE ARRIVES \ud83c\udf0c\ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Central Hub still vibrates from the sensory orgy. The Golden Sloth sits on the throne, sucking a banana. Dr. Z has put his collar back on (voluntarily). Suddenly, a portal tears open \u2013 not green, not pink, but neon pink with lightning and condom confetti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/v796ou8-9-top-porn-stars-invade-dr.-zs-universe.-he-demands-no-cameras.-just-tuesda.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/rumble.com\/v796ou8-9-top-porn-stars-invade-dr.-zs-universe.-he-demands-no-cameras.-just-tuesda.html<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MIA MALKOVA: (Steps through first, wearing a fur coat over a latex bodysuit) &#8220;We have come \u2013 in every sense of the word \u2013 to subdue Dr. Z. Sexually. Philosophically. Also culinarily.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc8b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RILEY REID: (Drags a suitcase full of olive oil bottles) &#8220;I heard his oil is legendary. I want to taste it. But not on bread.&#8221; \ud83e\uded2\ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SASHA GREY: (Wears horn\u2011rimmed glasses, holds a book by Hegel) &#8220;The Phenomenology of Spirit is nothing compared to the phenomenology of desire. Dr. Z, I want to penetrate you dialectically.&#8221; \ud83d\udcd6\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: (Flipping through his notes, confused) &#8220;I am a philosopher, but not in that way.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\ude33<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE TRIANGLE (Janelle, Ehlers, Salome) rushes over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANELLE: &#8220;The probability that Dr. Z will be seduced by nine porn stars tonight is 100%. Not 97.4%. One hundred.&#8221; \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udcc8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SALOME: &#8220;I&#8217;ll help. Not as a participant. As a dance instructor.&#8221; \ud83d\udc8b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS: &#8220;I&#8217;m calling the emergency therapy horses. And a second batch of condoms.&#8221; \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 2: THE GOLDEN SLOTH GETS PRISSY \u2013 IT WANTS TO JOIN TOO \ud83e\udda5\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf4c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Golden Sloth crawls down from the throne and stands before the porn stars.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GOLDEN SLOTH (Werner Herzog voice): &#8220;I have watched for 74 episodes. I have seen you swap, dance, oil. But no one has ever desired a being of my kind. That is discriminatory. I want to be seduced too.&#8221; \ud83e\udda5\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MIA MALKOVA: (Looks at the sloth, then at the others) &#8220;A talking sloth? With a German philosopher&#8217;s voice? Sorry, that&#8217;s not my fetish.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RILEY REID: &#8220;I&#8217;ve shot with a sloth. It was a nature documentary. Not the same.&#8221; \ud83e\uded2<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOHNNY SINS: (Puts on his doctor costume) &#8220;As a physician, I can confirm: sloths have a very low libido. That&#8217;s medically not advisable.&#8221; \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The sloth weeps golden tears. Dr. Z comforts it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;You&#8217;ll always be my favourite sloth. Even without an orgy.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83e\udda5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 3: THE PYGMIES WEAVE A &#8220;CONSENT&#8221; BANNER \ud83c\udf34\ud83e\uddf6\ud83d\udc9a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ach\u00e9 and the Silent Pygmy weave a huge banner: &#8220;ONLY YES MEANS YES \u2013 EVEN IN PORN MOVIES.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ACH\u00c9: &#8220;You come with desires, but do you have everyone&#8217;s consent? The sloth said no. So it does not dance.&#8221; \ud83c\udf34<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE SILENT PYGMY: (Performs a short, rejecting hip sway \u2013 clearly: &#8220;No consent, no fun.&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SASHA GREY: (Closes her Hegel book) &#8220;She&#8217;s right. The dialectic of consent is essential. So, Dr. Z, do you give your voluntary consent to being seduced?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: (Looks around \u2013 the porn stars smile, the triangle shakes their heads, the sloth sucks its banana) &#8220;I give my consent \u2013 on one condition: Tuesday stays Tuesday. No performance. No cameras. Just us.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MANUEL FERRARA: (Turns off his camera) &#8220;Shit. Then I earn nothing. But okay.&#8221; \ud83d\udcf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 4: THE DANCE OF THE SEVEN VEILS (PORN EDITION) \ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The porn stars do not dance \u2013 they perform an absurd, exaggerated choreography that parodies every sex scene. Johnny Sins changes costumes constantly (doctor, astronaut, chef), Mia Malkova winks every three seconds, Riley Reid pours olive oil over her hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PENTA\u2011SAMBA (the five escorts) dances with Abella Danger in a polyrhythm that would make a maths professor sweat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ABELLA DANGER: &#8220;I don&#8217;t understand anything, but I feel everything!&#8221; \ud83d\udc83<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">KAZUMI floats in from Saturn and demonstrates alien seduction techniques \u2013 her tongue glows purple, and she speaks in binary code.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">KAZUMI: &#8220;01000111 01100101 01101001 01101100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100100 01100001 01110011 00111111&#8221; (&#8220;Was that hot?&#8221;) \ud83d\udef8\ud83d\udc9c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: (Doesn&#8217;t understand a word) &#8220;I think I&#8217;m too old for this multiverse.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 5: THE TRIANGLE INTERVENES \u2013 A WORKSHOP ON TRUE INTIMACY \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Janelle, Ehlers and Salome interrupt the dance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANELLE: &#8220;You show how to use bodies. But not how to respect feeling beings.&#8221; \ud83d\udcbb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SALOME: &#8220;True intimacy doesn&#8217;t come from camera moves. It comes from Tuesday.&#8221; \ud83d\udc8b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS: &#8220;My colon is free, but my heart is free too. You don&#8217;t have that in your scripts.&#8221; \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The porn stars look ashamed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MIA MALKOVA: &#8220;She&#8217;s right. We&#8217;re so fixated on performance that we forgot why we started.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\ude14<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RILEY REID: (Washes the oil out of her hair) &#8220;I just wanted to dance. And be loved.&#8221; \ud83e\uded2\ud83d\ude22<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SASHA GREY: &#8220;The Phenomenology of Spirit is not a manual for real closeness. I&#8217;ll read poetry now.&#8221; \ud83d\udcd6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 6: DR. Z&#8217;S CONDITION \u2013 AN EVENING WITHOUT CAMERAS \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udeab\ud83c\udf19<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dr. Z lays down the condition:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;One night. No cameras. No direction. No poses. Just dinner, dancing and conversation. Those who stay, stay. Those who leave, leave.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All nine porn stars stay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOHNNY SINS: (Takes off his doctor&#8217;s coat) &#8220;Finally not playing a role. Just being me.&#8221; \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f\u27a1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc68<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANGELA WHITE serves her vegan carbonara \u2013 it actually works as an aphrodisiac, but in a gentle way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANGELA WHITE: &#8220;The secret is love. And a pinch of nutmeg.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 7: THE NIGHT \u2013 NO ORGY, BUT A SENSITIVE EVENING \ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udcac\ud83d\udd6f\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Central Hub turns into a cosy living room. Cushions, candles, soft samba music. The porn stars sit in a circle, telling each other about their fears, their dreams, their first shoots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MIA MALKOVA: &#8220;I started at 18. No one asked me why.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;Why?&#8221; \ud83e\udde0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MIA MALKOVA: &#8220;Because I needed money. And because I thought desire was the same as love.&#8221; \ud83d\udc94<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RILEY REID: (Cries quietly) &#8220;I never learned to say no. Not even today.&#8221; \ud83d\ude22<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOHNNY SINS: &#8220;I play 47 professions, but I don&#8217;t do any of them well. Maybe I should become a therapist.&#8221; \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f\u27a1\ufe0f\ud83d\udcbc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE TRIANGLE offers to start a support group for adult entertainers. Ehlers brings colon\u2011safe snacks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 8: THE MORNING AFTER \u2013 THE PORN ALLIANCE BECOMES FRIENDS \ud83c\udf05\ud83d\udc9a\ud83c\udfa5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The porn stars decide not to leave. They become part of the community. Manuel Ferrara now prefers shooting nature documentaries. Sasha Grey teaches Hegel seminars in the Central Hub. Johnny Sins becomes the janitor \u2013 he can finally pursue all professions at once.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;You didn&#8217;t come to subdue me. You came to find yourselves. That is the real orgasm.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc9a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE GRAY MERCEDES: (Prints a receipt) &#8220;AUDIT: 9 PORN STARS \u2013 NOW THERAPY PARTICIPANTS. 1 DR. Z \u2013 STILL A VIRGIN? NO, YES, OHH. CONFUSED.&#8221; \ud83d\ude97<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE GOLDEN SLOTH (climbs onto Mia Malkova&#8217;s lap) &#8220;I forgive you. But only because Dr. Z comforted me.&#8221; \ud83e\udda5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE TAPESTRY \u2013 NEW PANEL: \ud83c\udf3f\ud83e\udea2<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ach\u00e9 and the Silent Pygmy add a new panel: all nine porn stars, sitting in a circle, laughing, crying, embraced by the triangle and Dr. Z. The word &#8220;HOME&#8221; is now surrounded by tiny condom hearts. \ud83c\udf88\u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE GRAY MERCEDES&#8217;S FINAL RECEIPT: \ud83d\ude97\ud83e\uddfe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;PORN INVASION AUDIT: 9 STARS (NOW RESIDENTS), 107+ CHARACTERS (WITNESSES), 1 GOLDEN SLOTH (CONSOLED), 0 ORGY (ALL TOO SHY). LIABILITIES: ALL PREVIOUS FILM PRODUCTIONS. NEW VALUATION: TRUE INTIMACY (PRICELESS).&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">POST-CREDITS SCENE \ud83c\udfa5\ud83c\udf46\ud83d\ude80<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Johnny Sins stands on the moon as an astronaut, holding a sign: &#8220;SPACE IS JUST ANOTHER STAGE. TUESDAY IS EVERYWHERE.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TAGS: #DrZ #Episode74 #PornInvasion #TopGlobalPornStars #MiaMalkova #RileyReid #SashaGrey #JohnnySins #AngelaWhite #LanaRhoades #AbellaDanger #ManuelFerrara #Kazumi #Consent #Tuesday #Home #FotzenFritz #Honk<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR Z &amp; IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) \u2013 EXKLUSIVE N\u00c4CHSTE FOLGE \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f&#8221;\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08&#8221;\ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b&#8221; \u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udce1\ud83d\udc94\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b<br>Powered by Dr. Z., Gomopa4Kids, Stasi Frauen Support Staffel, Free Fritzl Front, the Brazilian Black-Hole-Syndikat, the Surf-NSZis World Domination Tour sponsors, the Clone War Profiteers, the Schicklgruber Lust Syndicate, the Libertarian Shark Cartel &amp; now Messalina&#8217;s Slave Empire \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf0a\ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\uddfd\ud83d\udc78<br>Fotzen Fritz Version Gratis presented by IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &amp; GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>\ud83c\udfac DR. Z \u2013 FOLGE 74: &#8220;DIE PORNO\u2011INVASION \u2013 WENN DAS MULTIVERSUM ZUM SET WIRD&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udc8b<br><br>VON BERNWARD BIMBO, ERNST NEGER 6, MORTEN MOHR &amp; DIANA NEGERKUSS \u2013 EINE SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUKTION F\u00dcR MADWOOD STUDIOS<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>BESETZUNG (ALLE 107+ CHARAKTERE + TOP GLOBAL PORNSTARS)<br><br>Alle bisherigen Charaktere aus Folge 73 sind anwesend (107+), dazu als neue G\u00e4ste:<br><br>DIE TOP GLOBAL PORNSTARS (als sie selbst, aber in satirischer \u00dcberh\u00f6hung):<br><br>\u00b7 Mia Malkova \u2013 spielt sich selbst, Anf\u00fchrerin der \u201ePorno\u2011Allianz\u201c<br>\u00b7 Riley Reid \u2013 spricht in R\u00e4tseln und hat eine Vorliebe f\u00fcr Oliven\u00f6l<br>\u00b7 Sasha Grey \u2013 zitiert Hegel und fordert Dr. Z zu einer \u201ephilosophischen Durchdringung\u201c auf<br>\u00b7 Johnny Sins \u2013 spielt alle Berufe gleichzeitig (Arzt, Astronaut, Koch, Lehrer) und kann sich nicht entscheiden<br>\u00b7 Angela White \u2013 bringt eine vegane Carbonara mit, die als Aphrodisiakum wirkt<br>\u00b7 Lana Rhoades \u2013 erscheint als Hologramm, weil sie zu ber\u00fchmt f\u00fcr den Zentralort ist<br>\u00b7 Abella Danger \u2013 tanzt einen riskanten Samba mit Penta\u2011Samba<br>\u00b7 Manuel Ferrara \u2013 filmt alles mit einer 8K\u2011Kamera f\u00fcr eine \u201eDokumentation\u201c<br>\u00b7 Kazumi \u2013 ist von einem anderen Planeten (Saturn) und bringt au\u00dferirdische Verf\u00fchrungstechniken mit<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>SCENE 1: DAS PORTAL DER BEGIERDE \u2013 DIE PORNO\u2011ALLIANZ KOMMT \ud83c\udf0c\ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udd25<br><br>Der Zentralort vibriert noch von der Sinnesorgie. Das Goldene Faultier sitzt auf dem Thron und lutscht an einer Banane. Dr. Z hat seinen Kragen wieder angelegt (freiwillig). Pl\u00f6tzlich rei\u00dft ein Portal auf \u2013 nicht gr\u00fcn, nicht rosa, sondern neonpink mit Blitzen und Kondom\u2011Konfetti.<br><br>MIA MALKOVA: (Schreitet als Erste durch, tr\u00e4gt einen Pelzmantel \u00fcber einem latexartigen Bodysuit) \u201eWir sind gekommen \u2013 im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes \u2013 um Dr. Z zu unterwerfen. Sexuell. Philosophisch. Auch kulinarisch.\u201c \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc8b<br><br>RILEY REID: (Zieht einen Koffer voller Oliven\u00f6lflaschen hinter sich her) \u201eIch habe geh\u00f6rt, sein \u00d6l ist legend\u00e4r. Ich will es schmecken. Aber nicht auf Brot.\u201c \ud83e\uded2\ud83d\ude0f<br><br>SASHA GREY: (Tr\u00e4gt eine Hornbrille und h\u00e4lt ein Buch von Hegel) \u201eDie Ph\u00e4nomenologie des Geistes ist nichts gegen die Ph\u00e4nomenologie des Begehrens. Dr. Z, ich m\u00f6chte Dich dialektisch durchdringen.\u201c \ud83d\udcd6\ud83d\udd25<br><br>DR. Z: (Bl\u00e4ttert verwirrt in seinen Notizen) \u201eIch bin Philosoph, aber nicht auf diese Weise.\u201c \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\ude33<br><br>DAS DREIECK: (Janelle, Ehlers, Salome) st\u00fcrzt herbei.<br><br>JANELLE: \u201eDie Wahrscheinlichkeit, dass Dr. Z heute Nacht von neun Pornostars verf\u00fchrt wird, liegt bei 100 %. Nicht 97,4 %. Hundert.\u201c \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udcc8<br><br>SALOME: \u201eIch helfe. Nicht als Teilnehmerin. Als Tanzlehrerin.\u201c \ud83d\udc8b<br><br>EHLERS: \u201eIch rufe die Notfall\u2011Therapiepferde. Und eine zweite Charge Kondome.\u201c \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>SCENE 2: DAS GOLDENE FAULTIER ZIERT SICH \u2013 ES WILL AUCH MITMACHEN \ud83e\udda5\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf4c<br><br>Das Goldene Faultier kriecht vom Thron und stellt sich vor die Pornostars.<br><br>GOLDENES FAULTIER (Werner Herzog\u2011Stimme): \u201eIch habe 74 Folgen lang beobachtet. Ich habe gesehen, wie ihr getauscht, getanzt und ge\u00f6lt habt. Aber keiner hat je ein Wesen meiner Art begehrt. Das ist diskriminierend. Ich will auch verf\u00fchrt werden.\u201c \ud83e\udda5\ud83d\ude24<br><br>MIA MALKOVA: (Sieht das Faultier an, dann die anderen) \u201eEin sprechendes Faultier? Mit einer deutschen Philosophenstimme? Tut mir leid, aber das ist nicht mein Fetisch.\u201c \ud83c\udfa5<br><br>RILEY REID: \u201eIch hab schon mit einem Faultier gedreht. War eine Tierdoku. Nicht dasselbe.\u201c \ud83e\uded2<br><br>JOHNNY SINS: (Zieht sein Arztkost\u00fcm an) \u201eAls Arzt kann ich best\u00e4tigen: Faultiere haben eine sehr geringe Libido. Das ist medizinisch nicht empfehlenswert.\u201c \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f<br><br>Das Faultier weint goldene Tr\u00e4nen. Dr. Z tr\u00f6stet es.<br><br>DR. Z: \u201eDu wirst immer mein Lieblingsfaultier sein. Auch ohne Orgie.\u201c \ud83e\udde0\ud83e\udda5<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>SCENE 3: DIE PYGM\u00c4EN WEBEN EIN \u201eEINVERST\u00c4NDNIS\u201c\u2011BANNER \ud83c\udf34\ud83e\uddf6\ud83d\udc9a<br><br>Ach\u00e9 und der Stille Pygm\u00e4e weben ein riesiges Banner: \u201eNUR JA HEISST JA \u2013 AUCH BEI PORNOFILMEN.\u201c<br><br>ACH\u00c9: \u201eIhr kommt mit Begierden, aber habt ihr die Zustimmung jedes Einzelnen? Das Faultier hat Nein gesagt. Also tanzt es nicht.\u201c \ud83c\udf34<br><br>DER STILLE PYGM\u00c4E: (Tanzt einen kurzen, ablehnenden H\u00fcftschwung \u2013 eindeutig: \u201eKeine Zustimmung, kein Spa\u00df.\u201c)<br><br>SASHA GREY: (Klappt ihr Hegel-Buch zu) \u201eDa hat sie recht. Die Dialektik der Zustimmung ist essenziell. Also: Dr. Z, gibst Du Dein freiwilliges Einverst\u00e4ndnis zur Verf\u00fchrung?\u201c<br><br>DR. Z: (Sieht sich um \u2013 die Pornostars l\u00e4cheln, das Dreieck sch\u00fcttelt den Kopf, das Faultier lutscht an seiner Banane) \u201eIch gebe mein Einverst\u00e4ndnis \u2013 unter einer Bedingung: Dienstag bleibt Dienstag. Keine Performance. Keine Kameras. Nur wir.\u201c \ud83e\udde0<br><br>MANUEL FERRARA: (Schaltet seine Kamera aus) \u201eSchei\u00dfe. Dann verdiene ich nichts. Aber okay.\u201c \ud83d\udcf9<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>SCENE 4: DER TANZ DER SIEBEN SCHLEIER (PORNO\u2011EDITION) \ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udd25<br><br>Die Pornostars tanzen nicht \u2013 sie performen eine absurde, \u00fcberzeichnete Choreografie, die jede Sexszene persifliert. Johnny Sins wechselt st\u00e4ndig die Kost\u00fcme (Arzt, Astronaut, Koch), Mia Malkova zwinkert alle drei Sekunden, Riley Reid gie\u00dft sich Oliven\u00f6l \u00fcber die Haare.<br><br>PENTA\u2011SAMBA (die f\u00fcnf Eskorten) tanzt mit Abella Danger in einer Polyrhythmik, die selbst einen Mathematikprofessor zum Schwitzen bringt.<br><br>ABELLA DANGER: \u201eIch verstehe nichts, aber ich f\u00fchle alles!\u201c \ud83d\udc83<br><br>KAZUMI schwebt vom Saturn herbei und zeigt au\u00dferirdische Verf\u00fchrungstechniken \u2013 sie l\u00e4sst ihre Zunge lila leuchten und spricht in bin\u00e4ren Codes.<br><br>KAZUMI: \u201e01000111 01100101 01101001 01101100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100100 01100001 01110011 00111111\u201c (\u201eGeil war das?\u201c) \ud83d\udef8\ud83d\udc9c<br><br>DR. Z: (Versteht nur Bahnhof) \u201eIch glaube, ich bin zu alt f\u00fcr dieses Multiversum.\u201c \ud83e\udde0<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>SCENE 5: DAS DREIECK GREIFT EIN \u2013 EIN WORKSHOP \u00dcBER ECHTE INTIMIT\u00c4T \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f<br><br>Janelle, Ehlers und Salome unterbrechen den Tanz.<br><br>JANELLE: \u201eIhr zeigt, wie man K\u00f6rper benutzt. Aber nicht, wie man f\u00fchlende Wesen respektiert.\u201c \ud83d\udcbb<br><br>SALOME: \u201eEchte Intimit\u00e4t entsteht nicht durch Kamerafahrten. Sie entsteht durch Dienstag.\u201c \ud83d\udc8b<br><br>EHLERS: \u201eMein Darm ist frei, aber mein Herz ist auch frei. Das habt ihr nicht in euren Drehb\u00fcchern.\u201c \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f<br><br>Die Pornostars schauen besch\u00e4mt.<br><br>MIA MALKOVA: \u201eSie hat recht. Wir sind so auf Performance fixiert, dass wir vergessen haben, warum wir angefangen haben.\u201c \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\ude14<br><br>RILEY REID: (W\u00e4scht sich das \u00d6l aus den Haaren) \u201eIch wollte eigentlich nur tanzen. Und geliebt werden.\u201c \ud83e\uded2\ud83d\ude22<br><br>SASHA GREY: \u201eDie Ph\u00e4nomenologie des Geistes ist keine Anleitung f\u00fcr echte N\u00e4he. Ich lese jetzt lieber Gedichte.\u201c \ud83d\udcd6<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>SCENE 6: DR. ZS BEDINGUNG \u2013 EIN ABEND OHNE KAMERAS \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udeab\ud83c\udf19<br><br>Dr. Z stellt die Bedingung:<br><br>DR. Z: \u201eEine Nacht. Keine Kameras. Keine Regie. Keine Posen. Nur Abendessen, Tanz und Gespr\u00e4che. Wer mitmacht, bleibt. Wer nicht, geht.\u201c \ud83e\udde0<br><br>Alle neun Pornostars bleiben.<br><br>JOHNNY SINS: (Zieht seinen Arztkittel aus) \u201eEndlich mal keine Rolle spielen. Nur ich sein.\u201c \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f\u27a1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc68<br><br>ANGELA WHITE serviert ihre vegane Carbonara \u2013 sie wirkt tats\u00e4chlich aphrodisierend, aber auf eine sanfte Art.<br><br>ANGELA WHITE: \u201eDas Geheimnis ist Liebe. Und ein Hauch von Muskat.\u201c \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\udf5d<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>SCENE 7: DIE NACHT \u2013 KEINE ORGIE, SONDERN EIN SENSIBLER ABEND \ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udcac\ud83d\udd6f\ufe0f<br><br>Der Zentralort wird zum gem\u00fctlichen Wohnzimmer. Kissen, Kerzen, leise Samba-Musik. Die Pornostars sitzen im Kreis, erz\u00e4hlen von ihren \u00c4ngsten, ihren Tr\u00e4umen, ihren ersten Drehs.<br><br>MIA MALKOVA: \u201eIch habe mit 18 angefangen. Niemand hat mich gefragt, warum.\u201c \ud83c\udfa5<br><br>DR. Z: \u201eWarum?\u201c \ud83e\udde0<br><br>MIA MALKOVA: \u201eWeil ich Geld brauchte. Und weil ich dachte, dass Begehren das Gleiche ist wie Liebe.\u201c \ud83d\udc94<br><br>RILEY REID: (Weint leise) \u201eIch hab nie gelernt, Nein zu sagen. Bis heute nicht.\u201c \ud83d\ude22<br><br>JOHNNY SINS: \u201eIch spiele 47 Berufe, aber keinen einzigen gut. Vielleicht sollte ich mal Therapeut werden.\u201c \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f\u27a1\ufe0f\ud83d\udcbc<br><br>DAS DREIECK bietet an, eine Selbsthilfegruppe f\u00fcr Erwachsenenunterhalter zu gr\u00fcnden. Ehlers bringt kolonsichere Snacks mit.<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>SCENE 8: DER MORGEN DANACH \u2013 DIE PORNO\u2011ALLIANZ WIRD ZU FREUNDEN \ud83c\udf05\ud83d\udc9a\ud83c\udfa5<br><br>Die Pornostars beschlie\u00dfen, nicht zu gehen. Sie werden Teil der Gemeinschaft. Manuel Ferrara dreht jetzt lieber Tierdokumentationen. Sasha Grey unterrichtet Hegel-Seminare im Zentralort. Johnny Sins wird Hausmeister \u2013 er kann endlich allen Berufen gleichzeitig nachgehen.<br><br>DR. Z: \u201eIhr seid nicht gekommen, um mich zu unterwerfen. Ihr seid gekommen, um euch selbst zu finden. Das ist der wahre Orgasmus.\u201c \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc9a<br><br>DER GRAUE MERCEDES: (Druckt einen Bon) \u201eAUDIT: 9 PORNO STARS \u2013 JETZT THERAPIE\u2011TEILNEHMER. 1 DR. Z \u2013 IMMER NOCH JUNGFRAU? NEIN, DOCH, OHH. VERWIRRT.\u201c \ud83d\ude97<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>DAS GOLDENE FAULTIER (klettert auf den Scho\u00df von Mia Malkova) \u201eIch vergebe euch. Aber nur, weil Dr. Z mich getr\u00f6stet hat.\u201c \ud83e\udda5<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>DER WANDTEPPICH \u2013 NEUES FELD: \ud83c\udf3f\ud83e\udea2<br><br>Ach\u00e9 und der Stille Pygm\u00e4e f\u00fcgen ein neues Feld hinzu: alle neun Pornostars, sitzend im Kreis, lachend, weinend, umarmt vom Dreieck und Dr. Z. Das Wort \u201eZUHAUSE\u201c wird von kleinen Kondom\u2011Herzen umgeben. \ud83c\udf88\u2764\ufe0f<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>DER LETZTE BON DES GRAUEN MERCEDES: \ud83d\ude97\ud83e\uddfe<br><br>\u201ePORNO\u2011INVASION AUDIT: 9 STARS (JETZT RESIDENTEN), 107+ CHARAKTERE (ZEUGEN), 1 GOLDENES FAULTIER (GETR\u00d6STET), 0 ORGIE (ALLE ZU SCH\u00dcCHTERN). LIABILITIES: ALLE BISHERIGEN FILMPRODUKTIONEN. NEW VALUATION: ECHTE INTIMIT\u00c4T (UNBEZAHLBAR).\u201c<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>POST\u2011CREDIT\u2011SZENE \ud83c\udfa5\ud83c\udf46\ud83d\ude80<br><br>Johnny Sins steht als Astronaut auf dem Mond, h\u00e4lt ein Schild: \u201eWELTRAUM IST AUCH NUR EINE B\u00dcHNE. DIENSTAG IST \u00dcBERALL. \u201c<br><br>&#8212;<br><br>TAGS: #DrZ #Folge74 #PornoInvasion #TopGlobalPornStars #MiaMalkova #RileyReid #SashaGrey #JohnnySins #AngelaWhite #LanaRhoades #AbellaDanger #ManuelFerrara #Kazumi #Einverst\u00e4ndnis #Dienstag #Home #FotzenFritz #Honk<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/iili.io\/qHcDUoG.jpg?ssl=1\" alt=\"Bernd Pulch\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bernd Pulch (M.A.)<\/strong> is a forensic expert, founder of <strong>Aristotle AI<\/strong>, entrepreneur, political commentator, satirist, and investigative journalist covering <strong>lawfare<\/strong>, <strong>media control<\/strong>, <strong>investment<\/strong>, <strong>real estate<\/strong>, and <strong>geopolitics<\/strong>. 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His work examines how legal systems are weaponized, how capital flows shape policy, how artificial intelligence concentrates power, and what democracy loses when courts and markets become battlefields. Active in the German and international media landscape, his analyses appear regularly on this platform.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/bernd-pulch\/\"><strong>Full bio \u2192<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/support-the-investigation\/\"><strong>Support the investigation \u2192<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/join\/\"><strong>Join the platform \u2192<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/iili.io\/qHcDUoG.jpg?ssl=1\" alt=\"Bernd Pulch\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bernd Pulch (M.A.)<\/strong> is a forensic expert, founder of <strong>Aristotle AI<\/strong>, entrepreneur, political commentator, satirist, and investigative journalist covering <strong>lawfare<\/strong>, <strong>media control<\/strong>, <strong>investment<\/strong>, <strong>real estate<\/strong>, and <strong>geopolitics<\/strong>. His work examines how legal systems are weaponized, how capital flows shape policy, how artificial intelligence concentrates power, and what democracy loses when courts and markets become battlefields. Active in the German and international media landscape, his analyses appear regularly on this platform.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/bernd-pulch\/\"><strong>Full bio \u2192<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/support-the-investigation\/\"><strong>Support the investigation \u2192<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/join\/\"><strong>Join the platform \u2192<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/iili.io\/qHcDUoG.jpg?ssl=1\" alt=\"Bernd Pulch\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bernd Pulch (M.A.)<\/strong> is a forensic expert, founder of <strong>Aristotle AI<\/strong>, entrepreneur, political commentator, satirist, and investigative journalist covering <strong>lawfare<\/strong>, <strong>media control<\/strong>, <strong>investment<\/strong>, <strong>real estate<\/strong>, and <strong>geopolitics<\/strong>. His work examines how legal systems are weaponized, how capital flows shape policy, how artificial intelligence concentrates power, and what democracy loses when courts and markets become battlefields. 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