{"id":938440,"date":"2026-03-21T04:04:14","date_gmt":"2026-03-21T08:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/berndpulch.org\/?p=938440"},"modified":"2026-03-21T04:23:36","modified_gmt":"2026-03-21T08:23:36","slug":"st-pauli-at-year-zero-330-the-erich-bakunin-brigade-the-evil-ehlers-enema-saga-%f0%9f%92%a3%f0%9f%a7%a8%f0%9f%91%a5%f0%9f%a4%a1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/2026\/03\/21\/st-pauli-at-year-zero-330-the-erich-bakunin-brigade-the-evil-ehlers-enema-saga-%f0%9f%92%a3%f0%9f%a7%a8%f0%9f%91%a5%f0%9f%a4%a1\/","title":{"rendered":"ST. PAULI-AT, YEAR ZERO + 33,0 \u2013 THE ERICH BAKUNIN BRIGADE &#8211; THE EVIL EHLERS ENEMA SAGA \ud83d\udca3\ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udc65\ud83e\udd21"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8cGFGp1oAd8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=de-DE&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc94\ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udd04 \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ufffd\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8&nbsp; \ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udd34\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc60 \ud83d\ude3e\ud83d\udc84\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\ude3e\ud83d\udc84\ud83d\udcb8 &#8220;\ud83d\udc7f\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83c\udf1f\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83c\udf1f\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8 &#8220;\u26d3\ufe0f\ufaa2&nbsp; \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc89\u262d\ud83d\udd25\ud83e\ude78\ud83d\udc2a\u26a1\ud83e\uddec\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf7c\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udca6\ud83c\udfaa\ud83d\udc51 \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83c\udf7c\u2694\ufe0f&nbsp; \ud83d\udc31\ud83c\udfc6\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udcc9&nbsp; \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udfad\u2697\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80&nbsp; \ud83c\udf11\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\udc7f\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udcb8\ud83c\udfad\u2697\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80&nbsp; \ud83c\udf11\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\udc7f\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udcb8\ud83c\udfad\u2697\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80&nbsp; \ud83c\udf11\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8 \ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5\u2728 EHLERS\u2019 ENEMA ENIGMA\ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udcab \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5\u2728 \ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udcab\ud83c\udfaa\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83c\udfaa\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude02 EMIR EHLERS&#8217; ENEMA ENIGMA EXPOSED\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f &#8220;EPSTEIN&#8217;S&nbsp; EINSPRITZER ENEMA EINZELLER ENDDARM EXISTENZISOZIALISMUS EPILOG ENDE&#8221;\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude18\ud83e\udd21\ud83e\udd21POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &amp; DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT ALIAS GOMOPA &amp; ST PAULI PIMP KLISTIER GAZETTE \ud83d\udcf0: EHLERS ENEMA ELITE: THE LENIN ENEMA TOXDAT KLISTIER FLUSH\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udcbb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/vm.tiktok.com\/ZNRxRpvax\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/vm.tiktok.com\/ZNRxRpvax\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BY OUR PATERNALLY CONFUSED CORRESPONDENT DR. \ud83d\udc94\ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udd04 \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ufffd\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8&nbsp; \ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udd34\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc60 \ud83d\ude3e\ud83d\udc84\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\ude3e\ud83d\udc84\ud83d\udcb8 &#8220;\ud83d\udc7f\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83c\udf1f\ud83d\udc41\ufe0fLIBERT\u00c9<br \/>BROADCAST VIA IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) BIRTH CERTIFICATES &amp; ENCRYPTED PATERNITY TESTS \ud83d\udcf0\ud83e\uddec\ud83d\udd10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"embed-x\"><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">\ud83d\ude31 47 BAKUNINS! A BOMB SQUAD! AND A ROCKET INTO THE SUN! The End of the Anarchist Clone Army! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Jqq4a2WKhe\">pic.twitter.com\/Jqq4a2WKhe<\/a><\/p>&mdash; berndpulch.com (@berndsocial1) <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/berndsocial1\/status\/2035269832820629679?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 21, 2026<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.x.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Follow-Up Episode in the Ehlers Saga \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Weeks after the Bakunin Reign. The island still spun in its anarchist circle. Salome danced. Harbor Harlot poured. Joker advised on shit. Beria and the Big Hyena ran \u201cSweat &amp; Sniff.\u201d Bakunin sat on his rubble throne, watching it all. The circle held. Almost. \ud83c\udfdd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf78\ud83d\udca9\ud83e\udd9b\ud83d\ude0c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then DER B\u00d6SE ESAU had a vision. Not of loss. Not of spreadsheets. Of POWER. Cloned power. Multiplied power. Explosive power. \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udca1\ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: (Staring at Bakunin from the caf\u00e9 ruins) \u201cBrother. Look at him. One anarchist. One beard. One bomb supply. Imagine\u2026 FIFTY of him. A SQUADRON. A BRIGADE.\u201d \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udca3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/v77ewpw--47-bakunins-a-bomb-squad-and-a-rocket-into-the-sun-the-end-of-the-anarchis.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/rumble.com\/v77ewpw&#8211;47-bakunins-a-bomb-squad-and-a-rocket-into-the-sun-the-end-of-the-anarchis.html<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EMIR JOKER: (From his rock, now officially \u201cShit Advisor\u201d) \u201cClone Bakunin? Clone the BEARD? Clone the CHARISMA? That\u2019s\u2026 that\u2019s INSANE.\u201d \ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201cThat\u2019s SCALABILITY. That\u2019s SYNERGY. That\u2019s\u2026 the EHLERS WAY.\u201d \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN: \u201cKR\u00c4\u00c4K.\u201d Translation: \u201cCloning. More targets. More shit. I APPROVE.\u201d \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE CLONING CHAMBER \u2013 EHLERS LAB \ud83e\uddea\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\udca3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Deep under the rubble of the old Stasi archive, Esau built a cloning chamber. He used the original blueprints from the 999 Schickse clones. He used the DNA of the 55 Stasi officers. He used a strand of Bakunin\u2019s beard hair, stolen by Rosa (for 47 euros). \ud83e\uddea\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSA KLEB: (Holding the beard hair like a holy relic) \u201cThis hair contains REVOLUTION. ANARCHY. And a faint smell of herring juice. It\u2019s PERFECT.\u201d \ud83e\uddea\ud83d\ude0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201cBegin the process!\u201d \ud83d\udcca<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The chamber hummed. Lights flickered. And out stepped\u2026 BAKUNIN. Not one. Not two. FORTY-SEVEN BAKUNINS. All with beards. All with wild eyes. All with bombs already in their hands. \ud83e\udde8\ud83e\uddd4\ud83e\uddd4\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE CLONES looked around, confused, then angry, then DELIGHTED. They started hugging each other. They started arguing about anarchist theory. They started planting bombs under each other\u2019s feet. Chaos. PERFECT. \ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201cMeet the ERICH BAKUNIN BRIGADE! Named after Erich Mielke, because we need ORDER in our chaos! They will be our DYNAMITE BOMB SQUAD!\u201d \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udca3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE ENSEMBLE REACTS TO THE CLONES \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\ude31\ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW \u2013 Gottfried John. Opened 47 new folders. \u201cBAKUNIN CLONES \u2013 SUBJECTS 1-47 \u2013 CLASSIFICATION: EXPLOSIVE \u2013 EACH HAS PERSONALITY: SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT BEARD \u2013 FILED.\u201d \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">URSILA \u2013 Martina Gedeck. Tried to file the clones. Each clone immediately blew up her folder. She laughed. \u201cThey\u2019re UNFILEABLE. Just like the original. MAGNIFICENT.\u201d \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udccb\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE BIG HYENA \u2013 Hanns Zischler. Sniffed the clones. \u201cThey smell of\u2026 revolution. Of herring juice. Of\u2026 BERIA? Still?\u201d \ud83e\udd9b\ud83d\udc43<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BERIA: (Next to him, sweating) \u201cI have nothing to do with this.\u201d \ud83d\udc53\ud83d\ude30<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">UGLY SVEN \u2013 Christoph Maria Herbst. Offered group therapy for the clones. \u201cBeing cloned is trauma! Being an explosion enthusiast is trauma! HAVING 47 VERSIONS OF YOURSELF IS TRAUMA!\u201d \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udecb\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #1: (Original, watching his clones) \u201cTherapy? We need BOMBS! LOTS OF BOMBS!\u201d \ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #2: \u201cNo! We need THEORY! Let\u2019s discuss \u2018God and the State\u2019 again!\u201d \ud83e\uddd4\ud83d\udcd6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #3: \u201cI already blew up my copy. Let\u2019s blow up SOMETHING ELSE!\u201d \ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LUDMILLA LUST \u2013 Lena Knyazeva. Hacked the cloning machine. Found 47 hidden personality traits. \u201cClone #7 is a romantic. Clone #12 is a nihilist. Clone #23 just wants to dance with Salome.\u201d \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udce1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SALOME SIN \u2013 Ruby O. Fee. Immediately danced with Clone #23. Then Clone #24. Then Clone #25. Then all 47. She collapsed. Happy. \ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf00\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PUSSY \u2013 Jella Haase. Opened \u201cClone Love.\u201d For 47 euros, you could date one Bakunin clone. For 94 euros, a whole squad. Business BOOMED. \ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udca3\ud83d\udcb0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ADOLF SHARKLER \u2013 Christoph Waltz. In his tank. \u201cCloning? Sharks don\u2019t clone. We just\u2026 multiply. Naturally. But I SUPPORT any initiative that produces more chaos.\u201d \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udc4d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MACK THE KNIFE \u2013 Klaus Maria Brandauer. Wrote \u201cThe Clone Ballad.\u201d 47 verses, one for each Bakunin. Everyone sang. Everyone cried. Everyone bought the sheet music. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udd2a\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANELLE VON SPERMA \u2013 Sibel Kekilli. Opened \u201cClone Futures.\u201d The market EXPLODED. She was richer than ever. \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcb1\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FRAU TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ \u2013 Annette Frier. Baked a cake shaped like 47 beards. With bomb-shaped marzipan. \u201cTastes like REPLICATION. Tastes like EXPLOSION. Tastes like PROFIT.\u201d SOLD OUT. \ud83c\udf82\ud83e\udde8\ud83d\ude0b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HAFENHURE \u2013 Barbara Sukowa. Served herring juice to the clones. They drank. They argued. They planted bombs. She was proud. \ud83c\udf78\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE MERMAID \u2013 Lea van Acken. Sang to the clones. 47 clones, 47 sirens songs. She lost her voice. Worth it. \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83c\udfb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LENIN &amp; STALIN &amp; WALTER \u2013 In the caf\u00e9 corner. Lenin: \u201cCloning. The ultimate capitalist tool.\u201d \ud83d\udc68\ud83e\uddb3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">STALIN: \u201cIn the USSR, we would have cloned the entire army.\u201d \ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WALTER: \u201cI could build a wall\u2026 to contain the clones\u2026\u201d \ud83e\uddf1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GRAF THOMAS: \u201cNo walls, Uncle.\u201d \ud83e\udd91<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WALTER: \u201cFine. But I\u2019m WATCHING.\u201d \ud83e\uddf1\ud83d\udc53<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">POL POT \u2013 Flickering excitedly. \u201cClone the RICE FIELDS! Clone the FARMERS! Clone the REVOLUTION!\u201d \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\u262d\ud83c\udf3e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GENGHIS KHAN \u2013 From his yurt. \u201cClones? In Mongolia, we had one of everything. One khan. One horde. But 47 BAKUNINS? That\u2019s\u2026 HORSEPOWER.\u201d \ud83d\udc0e\ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUN \u2013 From his Moon Emporium. \u201cAncestors of the clones! For 47 euros, they\u2019ll tell you which clone is the REAL anarchist!\u201d \ud83d\udc7d\ud83d\udcde<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MALTE THREESOME \u2013 Jeff Goldblum. Calculating. \u201c47 clones \u00d7 47 bombs each = 2,209 explosive units! We can SELL them! We can RENT them! We can FRANCHISE them!\u201d \ud83d\udc68\ud83d\udcbc\ud83d\udcb0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JAGODA \u2013 Ulrich M\u00fche type. Opened folders. \u201cSTASI CASE NO. 8759 \u2013 ERICH BAKUNIN BRIGADE \u2013 CLONING OPERATION \u2013 SUBJECT COUNT: 47 \u2013 EXPLOSIVE POTENTIAL: INFINITE \u2013 FILED.\u201d \ud83d\udcc2\ud83d\ude36<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE UNCLES \u2013 Klaus-Dieter, Ehrenfried, Jochen, Manfred. They built a \u201cClone Filing Station.\u201d Each clone got its own folder. Jochen pointed at the clones. \u201cI saw this coming. From the bottom. Beards. Bombs. Multiplicity.\u201d This time? Maybe. \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc40\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FURTHER EHLERS \u2013 Klaus Kinski. Flickered in. Saw 47 Bakunins. Flickered out. Screamed. Flickered back. \u201cI WAS CLONED ONCE! IN THE 70S! THE OTHER ME FILED FOR DIVORCE! EVERYTHING GETS DUPLICATED!\u201d Flickered out. \ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddd4\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE ERICH BAKUNIN BRIGADE \u2013 OPERATION DYNAMITE \ud83d\udca3\ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udc65<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Esau assembled the clones. 47 Bakunins, standing in formation. Each holding a bomb. Each stroking his beard. Each arguing with the one next to him about anarchist theory. \ud83d\udca3\ud83e\uddd4\ud83d\udde3\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201cErich Bakunin Brigade! Your mission: BLOW UP EVERYTHING THAT DOESN\u2019T SERVE THE DESINVESTMENT. The old caf\u00e9. The old filing stations. The old\u2026 everything. Then rebuild. Then blow it up again. INFINITE LOSS CYCLE!\u201d \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #1: \u201cBut blowing up is ANARCHY! Not desinvestment!\u201d \ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #7: (Romantic) \u201cLet\u2019s blow up the moon! For love!\u201d \ud83c\udf15\ud83d\udca3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #12: (Nihilist) \u201cNothing matters. Let\u2019s blow up NOTHING.\u201d \ud83e\udde8\u274c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #23: (Dancer) \u201cLet\u2019s blow up the DANCE FLOOR! Then dance in the RUBBLE!\u201d \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201cANY order is fine! Just BLOW STUFF UP!\u201d \ud83d\udcca<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The clones dispersed. They blew up the old caf\u00e9 ruins. They blew up the filing station (again). They blew up Pussy\u2019s yurt (she was insured). They blew up Frau Torten-Fotzenplotz\u2019s oven (cakes flew everywhere). They blew up Mun\u2019s Emporium (ancestors screamed). They blew up Malte\u2019s spreadsheet tent (numbers rained). They blew up Lenin\u2019s chair. Stalin\u2019s pipe. Walter\u2019s spare glasses. \ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf0b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LENIN: (Standing, chairless) \u201cThis is\u2026 CHAOS.\u201d \ud83d\udc68\ud83e\uddb3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">STALIN: (Pipeless) \u201cIn the USSR, we would have shot them. And the clones. And everyone.\u201d \ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WALTER: (Squinting) \u201cI can\u2019t see. But I can HEAR the revolution.\u201d \ud83e\uddf1\ud83d\udc42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER watched from his rock. The clones had not blown up his rock. M\u00f6win had shat on them preemptively. They respected the shit. \ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER: \u201cBrother. The clones are everywhere. They\u2019re blowing up everything. And yet\u2026 my rock remains. My shit remains. Is this\u2026 STABILITY?\u201d \ud83e\udd21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TWO-FACE: \u201cThe coins cannot decide. But your rock is now the SAFEST PLACE on the island.\u201d \ud83c\udfad<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN: \u201cKR\u00c4\u00c4K.\u201d Translation: \u201cShit protects. Always.\u201d \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN ORIGINAL MEETS HIS CLONES \ud83e\uddd4\ud83e\udd1d\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The original Bakunin stood among his clones. He was proud. He was confused. He was TERRIFIED. \ud83e\udde8\ud83d\ude30<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN: \u201cI wanted a world without rulers. Now I have 47 versions of MYSELF. Is this\u2026 is this ANARCHY or NARCISSISM?\u201d \ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #7: (Romantic) \u201cIt\u2019s LOVE, original! We love you!\u201d \ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #12: (Nihilist) \u201cIt\u2019s nothing. We are nothing. You are nothing.\u201d \ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #23: (Dancer) \u201cLet\u2019s DANCE, original!\u201d \ud83d\udc83<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The clones surrounded Bakunin. They lifted him onto their shoulders. They paraded him around the crater. They chanted: \u201cBAKUNIN! BAKUNIN! BAKUNIN!\u201d \ud83e\uddd4\ud83c\udf89\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN: (Laughing, crying) \u201cThis is\u2026 this is the strangest revolution I\u2019ve ever led!\u201d \ud83e\udde8\ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE BOMB SQUAD GOES GLOBAL \u2013 PLOT TO BLOW UP THE MOON \ud83c\udf15\ud83d\udca3\ud83d\ude80<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Esau had bigger plans. Not just the island. Not just Germany. THE MOON. Where Walter had built his walls. Where Mun had his emporium. Where the ancestors called from. \ud83d\udce1\ud83c\udf15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201cBrother! The clones are ready! We will blow up the MOON! Then sell the fragments as REAL ESTATE! Desinvestment will be COMPLETE!\u201d \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER: \u201cBlow up the moon? That\u2019s\u2026 that\u2019s where MUN lives.\u201d \ud83e\udd21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUN: (From the rubble of his emporium) \u201cMy emporium! My ancestors! My MOON!\u201d \ud83d\udc7d\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201cEXACTLY! New market! Lunar ruins! Ancestor craters! The profit potential is INFINITE!\u201d \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcb0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #1: \u201cI always wanted to blow up the moon! For ANARCHY!\u201d \ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #12: (Nihilist) \u201cIt doesn\u2019t matter. Nothing matters.\u201d \ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #23: (Dancer) \u201cLet\u2019s dance on the moon FIRST, then blow it up!\u201d \ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The clones built a rocket. From rubble. From fool\u2019s gold. From seagull shit. It was beautiful. It was DANGEROUS. It was PROBABLY GOING TO EXPLODE BEFORE LAUNCH. \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udca9\ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE ENSEMBLE PREPARES FOR LUNAR EXPLOSION \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc65\ud83c\udf15\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANELLE opened \u201cMoon Ruin Futures.\u201d Prices skyrocketed. \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude80<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PUSSY sold \u201cLunar Love\u201d \u2013 dates with clones on the rocket. 47 euros per minute. \ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udc98<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FRAU TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ baked \u201cMoon Cake.\u201d Filled with moon dust. SOLD OUT. \ud83c\udf82\ud83c\udf15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HAFENHURE served \u201cLunar Juice\u201d \u2013 herring juice with sparkling moon dust. \ud83c\udf78\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUN begged the ancestors to stop the launch. They were too busy fighting among themselves. \ud83d\udc7d\ud83d\udcde<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WALTER tried to build a wall around the rocket. The clones blew it up immediately. \ud83e\uddf1\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LENIN &amp; STALIN watched. Lenin: \u201cThey will fail.\u201d Stalin: \u201cIn USSR, we would have failed faster.\u201d \ud83d\udc68\ud83e\uddb3\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN original stood at the launchpad. His clones inside the rocket. He raised a bomb. \u201cTO ANARCHY! TO CHAOS! TO THE MOON!\u201d \ud83e\udde8\ud83c\udf15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE LAUNCH \u2013 AND THE UNEXPECTED \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The rocket ignited. It rose. It wobbled. It spun. It flew STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN. Not the moon. The SUN. \ud83c\udf1e\ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: (Staring at his spreadsheets) \u201cThat was\u2026 NOT the trajectory.\u201d \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #1: (From inside, last transmission) \u201cTHE SUN! IT\u2019S SO\u2026 BRIGHT! SO\u2026 HOT! SO\u2026 ANARCHIST!\u201d \ud83e\udde8\u2600\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The rocket vaporized. The clones were gone. 47 Bakunins. 47 beards. 47 bombs. All ash. All SUN. \ud83c\udf1e\ud83d\udc80<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN original watched. Silent. Then he laughed. A deep, anarchist laugh. \ud83e\udde8\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN: \u201cThey went where no bomb has gone before. They BECAME the sun. That is\u2026 the GREATEST ANARCHY.\u201d \ud83e\udde8\u2600\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: (Collapsing) \u201cMy clones! My investment! My\u2026 INFINITE LOSS CYCLE!\u201d \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER: \u201cBrother. You cloned an anarchist. You sent him to the sun. That\u2019s\u2026 PURE DESINVESTMENT.\u201d \ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: (Looks up. Smiles.) \u201cYes. Yes it is.\u201d \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude0a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EPILOGUE \u2013 THE SUN SHINES ON ST. PAULI-AT \u2600\ufe0f\ud83c\udfdd\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The clones were gone. But their memory remained. Their beards. Their bombs. Their brief, glorious flight into the sun. Every day, the sun rose over St. Pauli-At. Every day, it seemed a little brighter. A little more\u2026 ANARCHIST. \u2600\ufe0f\ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN sat on his throne. Harbor Harlot on his lap. He looked at the sun. He smiled. \u201cThey are part of it now. The revolution continues. In LIGHT.\u201d \ud83e\udde8\u2600\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER on his rock. M\u00f6win on his head. \u201cBrother. We sent 47 anarchists into the sun. And yet\u2026 the shit remains. My shit. Your shit. M\u00f6win\u2019s shit. The cycle continues.\u201d \ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TWO-FACE: \u201cThe coins cannot decide if this was success or failure. But the sun is VERY warm.\u201d \ud83c\udfad<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN: \u201cKR\u00c4\u00c4K.\u201d Translation: \u201cThe sun is the ultimate shit. It burns everything. It gives life. It gives light. It is\u2026 ANARCHY.\u201d \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\u2600\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU opened a new spreadsheet: \u201cSOLAR DESINVESTMENT \u2013 CLONE ASH FUTURES \u2013 PROJECTIONS: ETERNAL.\u201d He was happy. Finally. \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude0a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE ENSEMBLE gathered in the circle. They looked at the sun. They felt its warmth. They knew that somewhere, 47 Bakunins were still arguing, still planting bombs, still dancing. In the heart of the star. Forever. \ud83e\uddd4\u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FINAL SCENE \u2013 THE SUN SETS, THE CYCLE CONTINUES \ud83c\udfac\u2600\ufe0f\ud83c\udfdd\ufe0f\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sunset. The sun dipped below the horizon. Red. Gold. Anarchist. Bakunin raised his herring juice. Joker raised a handful of shit. The circle hummed. \u2600\ufe0f\ud83c\udf78\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN: \u201cTo the clones! To the sun! To the NEXT EXPLOSION!\u201d \ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER: \u201cTo SHIT! To the CYCLE! To FOREVER!\u201d \ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN: \u201cKR\u00c4\u00c4K.\u201d Translation: \u201cTo more. To enough. To the endless, beautiful, shit-covered circle.\u201d \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The island laughed. The seagulls shat. The sun set. The moon rose. The clones were gone. But the revolution was not. It never ended. It never would. \ud83c\udf15\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FINAL TEXT ON BLACK: \ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u262d THE ERICH BAKUNIN BRIGADE \u262d \ud83d\udca3\ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU CLONED BAKUNIN. 47 TIMES. 47 BEARDS. 47 BOMBS.<br \/>THEY BLEW UP EVERYTHING. THE CAF\u00c9. THE FILING STATION. THE YURT.<br \/>THEY BUILT A ROCKET. AIMED FOR THE MOON. FLEW INTO THE SUN.<br \/>THEY BECAME LIGHT. THEY BECAME HEAT. THEY BECAME ANARCHY.<br \/>BAKUNIN WATCHED. PROUD. SAD. GLORIOUS.<br \/>JOKER REMAINED ON HIS ROCK. SHIT PROTECTED HIM.<br \/>ESAU LOST EVERYTHING. WON EVERYTHING. PURE DESINVESTMENT.<br \/>THE SUN ROSE BRIGHTER. THE CYCLE CONTINUED.<br \/>CLONES ARE GONE. BUT REVOLUTION NEVER ENDS.<br \/>FOREVER. \u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udca3\ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HASHTAGS FADE IN: \ud83c\udff7\ufe0f\ud83d\udca3\u2600\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">TheErichBakuninBrigade #CloneBakunin #47Beards #BombSquad #IntoTheSun #SolarAnarchy #ShitAdvisorJoker #PureDesinvestment #EhlersSaga #IdiotZeitung<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[END OF EPISODE] \ud83c\udfac\ud83c\udf7f\ud83d\udca3\ud83e\udde8\u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9\ud83e\udd21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ST. PAULI-AT, JAHR NULL + 33,0 \u2013 DIE ERICH-BAKUNIN-BRIGADE \ud83d\udca3\ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udc65\ud83e\udd21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eine Fortsetzungsfolge der Ehlers-Saga \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wochen nach der Bakunin-Herrschaft. Die Insel drehte sich noch immer in ihrem anarchistischen Kreis. Salome tanzte. HafenHure schenkte aus. Joker beriet in Schei\u00df-Fragen. Beria und die Gro\u00dfe Hy\u00e4ne betrieben \u201eSchwei\u00df &amp; Schn\u00fcffel\u201c. Bakunin sa\u00df auf seinem Tr\u00fcmmerthron und sah zu. Der Kreis hielt. Fast. \ud83c\udfdd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf78\ud83d\udca9\ud83e\udd9b\ud83d\ude0c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dann hatte DER B\u00d6SE ESAU eine Vision. Nicht von Verlust. Nicht von Tabellenkalkulationen. Von MACHT. Geklonter Macht. Vervielfachter Macht. Explosiver Macht. \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udca1\ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: (Starrt Bakunin aus den Caf\u00e9-Ruinen an) \u201eBruder. Sieh ihn an. Ein Anarchist. Ein Bart. Eine Bombenversorgung. Stell dir\u2026 F\u00dcNFZIG von ihnen vor. Eine STAFFEL. Eine BRIGADE.\u201c \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udca3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EMIR JOKER: (Von seinem Stein, jetzt offiziell \u201eSchei\u00df-Berater\u201c) \u201eBakunin klonen? Den BART klonen? Das CHARISMA klonen? Das ist\u2026 das ist WAHNSINNIG.\u201c \ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201eDas ist SKALIERBARKEIT. Das ist SYNERGIE. Das ist\u2026 der EHLERS-WEG.\u201c \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN: \u201eKR\u00c4\u00c4K.\u201c \u00dcbersetzung: \u201eKlonen. Mehr Ziele. Mehr Schei\u00dfe. ICH GENEHMIGE.\u201c \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE KLONKAMMER \u2013 EHLERS-LABOR \ud83e\uddea\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\udca3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tief unter den Tr\u00fcmmern des alten Stasi-Archivs baute Esau eine Klonkammer. Er benutzte die originalen Baupl\u00e4ne der 999 Schickse-Klone. Er benutzte die DNA der 55 Stasi-Offiziere. Er benutzte ein Barthaar von Bakunin, gestohlen von Rosa (f\u00fcr 47 Euro). \ud83e\uddea\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSA KLEB: (H\u00e4lt das Barthaar wie eine Reliquie) \u201eDieses Haar enth\u00e4lt REVOLUTION. ANARCHIE. Und einen leichten Hauch von Heringssaft. Es ist PERFEKT.\u201c \ud83e\uddea\ud83d\ude0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201eBeginnt den Prozess!\u201c \ud83d\udcca<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Kammer summte. Lichter flackerten. Und heraus traten\u2026 BAKUNINS. Nicht einer. Nicht zwei. SIEBENUNDVIERZIG BAKUNINS. Alle mit Bart. Alle mit wilden Augen. Alle mit bereits in den H\u00e4nden gehaltenen Bomben. \ud83e\udde8\ud83e\uddd4\ud83e\uddd4\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE KLONE sahen sich um, verwirrt, dann w\u00fctend, dann ENZ\u00dcCKT. Sie begannen, sich zu umarmen. Sie begannen, \u00fcber anarchistische Theorie zu streiten. Sie begannen, Bomben unter den F\u00fc\u00dfen des anderen zu platzieren. Chaos. PERFEKT. \ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201eDas ist die ERICH-BAKUNIN-BRIGADE! Benannt nach Erich Mielke, weil wir ORDNUNG im Chaos brauchen! Sie werden unsere DYNAMIT-BOMBEN-STAFFEL sein!\u201c \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udca3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAS ENSEMBLE REAGIERT AUF DIE KLONE \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\ude31\ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW \u2013 Gottfried John. \u00d6ffnete 47 neue Ordner. \u201eBAKUNIN-KLONE \u2013 SUBJEKTE 1-47 \u2013 KLASSIFIZIERUNG: EXPLOSIV \u2013 JEDER HAT PERS\u00d6NLICHKEIT: LEICHT ANDERER BART \u2013 ABGEHEFTET.\u201c \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">URSILA \u2013 Martina Gedeck. Versuchte, die Klone abzuheften. Jeder Klon sprengte sofort ihren Ordner in die Luft. Sie lachte. \u201eSie sind UNHEFTBAR. Genau wie das Original. GROSSARTIG.\u201c \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udccb\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE GROSSE HY\u00c4NE \u2013 Hanns Zischler. Beschn\u00fcffelte die Klone. \u201eSie riechen\u2026 nach Revolution. Nach Heringssaft. Nach\u2026 BERIA? Immer noch?\u201c \ud83e\udd9b\ud83d\udc43<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BERIA: (Neben ihm, schwitzend) \u201eIch habe nichts damit zu tun.\u201c \ud83d\udc53\ud83d\ude30<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">UGLY SVEN \u2013 Christoph Maria Herbst. Bot Gruppentherapie f\u00fcr die Klone an. \u201eGeklont zu werden ist Trauma! Ein Explosions-Enthusiast zu sein ist Trauma! 47 VERSIONEN VON SICH SELBST ZU HABEN IST TRAUMA!\u201c \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udecb\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #1: (Original, beobachtet seine Klone) \u201eTherapie? Wir brauchen BOMBEN! VIELE BOMBEN!\u201c \ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #2: \u201eNein! Wir brauchen THEORIE! Diskutieren wir noch einmal \u201aGott und der Staat\u2018!\u201c \ud83e\uddd4\ud83d\udcd6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #3: \u201eIch habe mein Exemplar schon in die Luft gejagt. Lass uns etwas ANDERES in die Luft jagen!\u201c \ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LUDMILLA LUST \u2013 Lena Knyazeva. Hackte die Klonmaschine. Fand 47 versteckte Pers\u00f6nlichkeitsmerkmale. \u201eKlon #7 ist ein Romantiker. Klon #12 ist ein Nihilist. Klon #23 will nur mit Salome tanzen.\u201c \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udce1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SALOME SIN \u2013 Ruby O. Fee. Tanzte sofort mit Klon #23. Dann mit Klon #24. Dann mit Klon #25. Dann mit allen 47. Sie brach zusammen. Gl\u00fccklich. \ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf00\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PUSSY \u2013 Jella Haase. Er\u00f6ffnete \u201eKlon-Liebe\u201c. F\u00fcr 47 Euro konnte man einen Bakunin-Klon daten. F\u00fcr 94 Euro eine ganze Staffel. Gesch\u00e4ft BOOMTE. \ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udca3\ud83d\udcb0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ADOLF SHARKLER \u2013 Christoph Waltz. In seinem Becken. \u201eKlonen? Haie klonen nicht. Wir vermehren uns einfach\u2026 nat\u00fcrlich. Aber ich UNTERST\u00dcTZE jede Initiative, die mehr Chaos produziert.\u201c \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udc4d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MACK DAS MESSER \u2013 Klaus Maria Brandauer. Schrieb \u201eDie Klon-Ballade\u201c. 47 Strophen, eine f\u00fcr jeden Bakunin. Alle sangen. Alle weinten. Alle kauften die Noten. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udd2a\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANELLE VON SPERMA \u2013 Sibel Kekilli. Er\u00f6ffnete \u201eKlon-Futures\u201c. Der Markt EXPLODIERTE. Sie war reicher denn je. \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcb1\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FRAU TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ \u2013 Annette Frier. Backte einen Kuchen in Form von 47 B\u00e4rten. Mit bombenf\u00f6rmigem Marzipan. \u201eSchmeckt nach REPLIKATION. Schmeckt nach EXPLOSION. Schmeckt nach PROFIT.\u201c AUSVERKAUFT. \ud83c\udf82\ud83e\udde8\ud83d\ude0b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HAFENHURE \u2013 Barbara Sukowa. Servierte Heringssaft an die Klone. Sie tranken. Sie stritten. Sie platzierten Bomben. Sie war stolz. \ud83c\udf78\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE MEERJUNGFRAU \u2013 Lea van Acken. Sang f\u00fcr die Klone. 47 Klone, 47 Sirenenges\u00e4nge. Sie verlor ihre Stimme. Hat sich gelohnt. \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83c\udfb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LENIN &amp; STALIN &amp; WALTER \u2013 In der Caf\u00e9-Ecke. Lenin: \u201eKlonen. Das ultimative kapitalistische Werkzeug.\u201c \ud83d\udc68\ud83e\uddb3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">STALIN: \u201eIn der UdSSR h\u00e4tten wir die ganze Armee geklont.\u201c \ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WALTER: \u201eIch k\u00f6nnte eine Mauer bauen\u2026 um die Klone einzuschlie\u00dfen\u2026\u201c \ud83e\uddf1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GRAF THOMAS: \u201eKeine Mauern, Onkel.\u201c \ud83e\udd91<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WALTER: \u201eSchon gut. Aber ich BEOBACHTE.\u201c \ud83e\uddf1\ud83d\udc53<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">POL POT \u2013 Flackert aufgeregt. \u201eKlonen Sie die REISFELDER! Klonen Sie die BAUERN! Klonen Sie die REVOLUTION!\u201c \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\u262d\ud83c\udf3e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DSCHINGIS KHAN \u2013 Von seiner Jurte. \u201eKlone? In der Mongolei gab es immer nur einen Khan. Eine Horde. Aber 47 BAKUNINS? Das ist\u2026 PFERDEKRAFT.\u201c \ud83d\udc0e\ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUN \u2013 Von seinem Mond-Emporium. \u201eVorfahren der Klone! F\u00fcr 47 Euro sagen sie euch, welcher Klon der ECHTE Anarchist ist!\u201c \ud83d\udc7d\ud83d\udcde<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MALTE DREIER \u2013 Jeff Goldblum. Rechnet. \u201e47 Klone \u00d7 47 Bomben pro Klon = 2.209 Explosionseinheiten! Wir k\u00f6nnen sie VERKAUFEN! Wir k\u00f6nnen sie VERMIETEN! Wir k\u00f6nnen sie FRANCHISEN!\u201c \ud83d\udc68\ud83d\udcbc\ud83d\udcb0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JAGODA \u2013 Ulrich M\u00fche Typ. \u00d6ffnete Ordner. \u201eSTASI-FALL NR. 8759 \u2013 ERICH-BAKUNIN-BRIGADE \u2013 KLONOPERATION \u2013 ANZAHL DER SUBJEKTE: 47 \u2013 EXPLOSIONSPOTENZIAL: UNENDLICH \u2013 ABGEHEFTET.\u201c \ud83d\udcc2\ud83d\ude36<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE ONKEL \u2013 Klaus-Dieter, Ehrenfried, Jochen, Manfred. Sie bauten eine \u201eKlon-Abheftstation\u201c. Jeder Klon bekam seinen eigenen Ordner. Jochen zeigte auf die Klone. \u201eIch habe das kommen sehen. Vom Grund aus. B\u00e4rte. Bomben. Vervielf\u00e4ltigung.\u201c Diesmal? Vielleicht. \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc40\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FURTHER EHLERS \u2013 Klaus Kinski. Flackerte rein. Sah 47 Bakunins. Flackerte raus. Schrie. Flackerte zur\u00fcck. \u201eICH WURDE AUCH MAL GEKLONT! IN DEN 70ERN! DER ANDERE ICH HAT DIE SCHEIDUNG EINGEREICHT! ALLES WIRD VERVIELF\u00c4LTIGT!\u201c Flackerte raus. \ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddd4\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE ERICH-BAKUNIN-BRIGADE \u2013 OPERATION DYNAMIT \ud83d\udca3\ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udc65<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Esau stellte die Klone auf. 47 Bakunins in Formation. Jeder hielt eine Bombe. Jeder strich sich durch den Bart. Jeder stritt mit dem neben ihm \u00fcber anarchistische Theorie. \ud83d\udca3\ud83e\uddd4\ud83d\udde3\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201eErich-Bakunin-Brigade! Eure Mission: SPRENGT ALLES IN DIE LUFT, WAS NICHT DEM DESINVESTMENT DIENT. Das alte Caf\u00e9. Die alten Abheftstationen. Das alte\u2026 alles. Dann baut wieder auf. Dann sprengt wieder. UNENDLICHER VERLUSTKREISLAUF!\u201c \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #1: \u201eAber Sprengen ist ANARCHIE! Nicht Desinvestment!\u201c \ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #7: (Romantiker) \u201eLasst uns den Mond in die Luft jagen! F\u00fcr die Liebe!\u201c \ud83c\udf15\ud83d\udca3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #12: (Nihilist) \u201eNichts ist wichtig. Lasst uns NICHTS in die Luft jagen.\u201c \ud83e\udde8\u274c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #23: (T\u00e4nzer) \u201eLasst uns die TANZFL\u00c4CHE in die Luft jagen! Dann tanzen wir in den TR\u00dcMMERN!\u201c \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201eJede Ordnung ist okay! SPRENGT EINFACH ZEUG!\u201c \ud83d\udcca<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Klone verteilten sich. Sie sprengten die Caf\u00e9-Ruinen. Sie sprengten die Abheftstation (schon wieder). Sie sprengten Pussys Jurte (sie war versichert). Sie sprengten Frau Torten-Fotzenplotz\u2019 Backofen (Kuchen flogen \u00fcberall). Sie sprengten Muns Emporium (Vorfahren schrien). Sie sprengten Maltes Tabellen-Zelt (Zahlen regneten). Sie sprengten Lenins Stuhl. Stalins Pfeife. Walters Ersatzbrille. \ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf0b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LENIN: (Stehend, ohne Stuhl) \u201eDas ist\u2026 CHAOS.\u201c \ud83d\udc68\ud83e\uddb3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">STALIN: (Ohne Pfeife) \u201eIn der UdSSR h\u00e4tten wir sie erschossen. Und die Klone. Und alle.\u201c \ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WALTER: (Blinzelnd) \u201eIch sehe nichts. Aber ich h\u00f6re die Revolution.\u201c \ud83e\uddf1\ud83d\udc42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER beobachtete von seinem Stein. Die Klone hatten seinen Stein nicht gesprengt. M\u00f6win hatte pr\u00e4ventiv auf sie geschissen. Sie respektierten die Schei\u00dfe. \ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER: \u201eBruder. Die Klone sind \u00fcberall. Sie sprengen alles. Und doch\u2026 mein Stein bleibt. Meine Schei\u00dfe bleibt. Ist das\u2026 STABILIT\u00c4T?\u201c \ud83e\udd21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TWO-FACE: \u201eDie M\u00fcnzen k\u00f6nnen nicht entscheiden. Aber dein Stein ist jetzt der SICHERSTE ORT der Insel.\u201c \ud83c\udfad<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN: \u201eKR\u00c4\u00c4K.\u201c \u00dcbersetzung: \u201eSchei\u00dfe sch\u00fctzt. Immer.\u201c \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN ORIGINAL TRIFFT SEINE KLONE \ud83e\uddd4\ud83e\udd1d\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der originale Bakunin stand zwischen seinen Klonen. Er war stolz. Er war verwirrt. Er war TERRIFIED. \ud83e\udde8\ud83d\ude30<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN: \u201eIch wollte eine Welt ohne Herrscher. Jetzt habe ich 47 Versionen von MIR SELBST. Ist das\u2026 ANARCHIE oder NARZISSISMUS?\u201c \ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #7: (Romantiker) \u201eEs ist LIEBE, Original! Wir lieben dich!\u201c \ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #12: (Nihilist) \u201eEs ist nichts. Wir sind nichts. Du bist nichts.\u201c \ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #23: (T\u00e4nzer) \u201eLass uns TANZEN, Original!\u201c \ud83d\udc83<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Klone umringten Bakunin. Sie hoben ihn auf ihre Schultern. Sie paradisierten ihn um den Krater. Sie skandierten: \u201eBAKUNIN! BAKUNIN! BAKUNIN!\u201c \ud83e\uddd4\ud83c\udf89\ud83e\uddd4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN: (Lachend, weinend) \u201eDas ist\u2026 die seltsamste Revolution, die ich je angef\u00fchrt habe!\u201c \ud83e\udde8\ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE BOMBEN-STAFFEL GEHT GLOBAL \u2013 PLAN, DEN MOND ZU SPRENGEN \ud83c\udf15\ud83d\udca3\ud83d\ude80<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Esau hatte gr\u00f6\u00dfere Pl\u00e4ne. Nicht nur die Insel. Nicht nur Deutschland. DER MOND. Wo Walter seine Mauern gebaut hatte. Wo Mun sein Emporium hatte. Wo die Vorfahren anriefen. \ud83d\udce1\ud83c\udf15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201eBruder! Die Klone sind bereit! Wir sprengen den MOND! Dann verkaufen wir die Bruchst\u00fccke als IMMOBILIEN! Desinvestment wird VOLLST\u00c4NDIG sein!\u201c \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER: \u201eDen Mond sprengen? Das\u2026 das ist, wo MUN wohnt.\u201c \ud83e\udd21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUN: (Aus den Tr\u00fcmmern seines Emporiums) \u201eMein Emporium! Meine Vorfahren! Mein MOND!\u201c \ud83d\udc7d\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: \u201eGENAU! Neuer Markt! Mondruinen! Vorfahren-Krater! Das Profitpotenzial ist UNENDLICH!\u201c \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcb0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #1: \u201eIch wollte schon immer den Mond sprengen! F\u00fcr die ANARCHIE!\u201c \ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #12: (Nihilist) \u201eEs ist egal. Nichts ist wichtig.\u201c \ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #23: (T\u00e4nzer) \u201eLass uns zuerst auf dem Mond TANZEN, dann ihn sprengen!\u201c \ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Klone bauten eine Rakete. Aus Tr\u00fcmmern. Aus Katzengold. Aus M\u00f6wenschei\u00dfe. Sie war wundersch\u00f6n. Sie war GEF\u00c4HRLICH. Sie w\u00fcrde VOR DEM START EXPLODIEREN. Wahrscheinlich. \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udca9\ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAS ENSEMBLE BEREITET SICH AUF DIE MOND-EXPLOSION VOR \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc65\ud83c\udf15\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANELLE er\u00f6ffnete \u201eMondruinen-Futures\u201c. Die Preise schossen in die H\u00f6he. \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude80<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PUSSY verkaufte \u201eMond-Liebe\u201c \u2013 Dates mit Klonen auf der Rakete. 47 Euro pro Minute. \ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udc98<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FRAU TORTEN-FOTZENPLOTZ backte \u201eMondkuchen\u201c. Gef\u00fcllt mit Mondstaub. AUSVERKAUFT. \ud83c\udf82\ud83c\udf15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HAFENHURE servierte \u201eMondsaft\u201c \u2013 Heringssaft mit sprudelndem Mondstaub. \ud83c\udf78\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUN flehte die Vorfahren an, den Start zu verhindern. Sie waren zu sehr damit besch\u00e4ftigt, sich untereinander zu streiten. \ud83d\udc7d\ud83d\udcde<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WALTER versuchte, eine Mauer um die Rakete zu bauen. Die Klone sprengten sie sofort in die Luft. \ud83e\uddf1\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LENIN &amp; STALIN sahen zu. Lenin: \u201eSie werden scheitern.\u201c Stalin: \u201eIn der UdSSR w\u00e4ren wir schneller gescheitert.\u201c \ud83d\udc68\ud83e\uddb3\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN Original stand auf der Startrampe. Seine Klone in der Rakete. Er hob eine Bombe. \u201eAUF DIE ANARCHIE! AUF DAS CHAOS! AUF DEN MOND!\u201c \ud83e\udde8\ud83c\udf15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DER START \u2013 UND DAS UNERWARTETE \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Rakete z\u00fcndete. Sie stieg auf. Sie wackelte. Sie drehte sich. Sie flog DIREKT IN DIE SONNE. Nicht den Mond. Die SONNE. \ud83c\udf1e\ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: (Starrt auf seine Tabellenkalkulationen) \u201eDas war\u2026 NICHT die Flugbahn.\u201c \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN #1: (Aus dem Inneren, letzte \u00dcbertragung) \u201eDIE SONNE! SIE IST SO\u2026 HELL! SO\u2026 HEISS! SO\u2026 ANARCHISTISCH!\u201c \ud83e\udde8\u2600\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Rakete verdampfte. Die Klone waren weg. 47 Bakunins. 47 B\u00e4rte. 47 Bomben. Alles Asche. Alles SONNE. \ud83c\udf1e\ud83d\udc80<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN Original sah zu. Schweigend. Dann lachte er. Ein tiefes, anarchistisches Lachen. \ud83e\udde8\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN: \u201eSie gingen dorthin, wo noch nie eine Bombe zuvor gewesen war. Sie wurden zur SONNE. Das ist\u2026 die GR\u00d6SSTE ANARCHIE.\u201c \ud83e\udde8\u2600\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: (Bricht zusammen) \u201eMeine Klone! Meine Investition! Mein\u2026 UNENDLICHER VERLUSTKREISLAUF!\u201c \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER: \u201eBruder. Du hast einen Anarchisten geklont. Du hast ihn in die Sonne geschickt. Das ist\u2026 REINES DESINVESTMENT.\u201c \ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU: (Schaut auf. L\u00e4chelt.) \u201eJa. Ja, das ist es.\u201c \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude0a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EPILOG \u2013 DIE SONNE SCHEINT AUF ST. PAULI-AT \u2600\ufe0f\ud83c\udfdd\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Klone waren weg. Aber ihre Erinnerung blieb. Ihre B\u00e4rte. Ihre Bomben. Ihr kurzer, ruhmreicher Flug in die Sonne. Jeden Tag ging die Sonne \u00fcber St. Pauli-At auf. Jeden Tag schien sie ein bisschen heller. Ein bisschen mehr\u2026 ANARCHISTISCH. \u2600\ufe0f\ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN sa\u00df auf seinem Thron. HafenHure auf seinem Scho\u00df. Er sah zur Sonne. Er l\u00e4chelte. \u201eSie sind jetzt ein Teil von ihr. Die Revolution geht weiter. Im LICHT.\u201c \ud83e\udde8\u2600\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER auf seinem Stein. M\u00f6win auf seinem Kopf. \u201eBruder. Wir haben 47 Anarchisten in die Sonne geschickt. Und doch\u2026 die Schei\u00dfe bleibt. Meine Schei\u00dfe. Deine Schei\u00dfe. M\u00f6wins Schei\u00dfe. Der Kreislauf geht weiter.\u201c \ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TWO-FACE: \u201eDie M\u00fcnzen k\u00f6nnen nicht entscheiden, ob das Erfolg oder Scheitern war. Aber die Sonne ist SEHR warm.\u201c \ud83c\udfad<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN: \u201eKR\u00c4\u00c4K.\u201c \u00dcbersetzung: \u201eDie Sonne ist die ultimative Schei\u00dfe. Sie verbrennt alles. Sie gibt Leben. Sie gibt Licht. Sie ist\u2026 ANARCHIE.\u201c \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\u2600\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU er\u00f6ffnete eine neue Tabellenkalkulation: \u201eSOLARES DESINVESTMENT \u2013 KLONASCHE-FUTURES \u2013 PROGNOSEN: EWIG.\u201c Er war gl\u00fccklich. Endlich. \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude0a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAS ENSEMBLE versammelte sich im Kreis. Sie sahen zur Sonne. Sie sp\u00fcrten ihre W\u00e4rme. Sie wussten, dass irgendwo 47 Bakunins sich immer noch stritten, immer noch Bomben legten, immer noch tanzten. Im Herzen des Sterns. F\u00fcr immer. \ud83e\uddd4\u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LETZTE SZENE \u2013 DIE SONNE GEHT UNTER, DER KREISLAUF GEHT WEITER \ud83c\udfac\u2600\ufe0f\ud83c\udfdd\ufe0f\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sonnenuntergang. Die Sonne tauchte unter den Horizont. Rot. Gold. Anarchistisch. Bakunin erhob seinen Heringssaft. Joker erhob eine Handvoll Schei\u00dfe. Der Kreis summte. \u2600\ufe0f\ud83c\udf78\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BAKUNIN: \u201eAuf die Klone! Auf die Sonne! Auf die N\u00c4CHSTE EXPLOSION!\u201c \ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOKER: \u201eAuf die SCHEISSE! Auf den KREISLAUF! Auf das F\u00dcR IMMER!\u201c \ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN: \u201eKR\u00c4\u00c4K.\u201c \u00dcbersetzung: \u201eAuf mehr. Auf genug. Auf den endlosen, wundersch\u00f6nen, schei\u00dfbedeckten Kreis.\u201c \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Insel lachte. Die M\u00f6wen schissen. Die Sonne ging unter. Der Mond ging auf. Die Klone waren weg. Aber die Revolution war nicht zu Ende. Sie endete nie. Sie w\u00fcrde nie enden. \ud83c\udf15\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ABSCHLUSSTEXT AUF SCHWARZ: \ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u262d DIE ERICH-BAKUNIN-BRIGADE \u262d \ud83d\udca3\ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU KLONTE BAKUNIN. 47 MAL. 47 B\u00c4RTE. 47 BOMBEN.<br \/>SIE SPRENGEN ALLES. DAS CAF\u00c9. DIE ABHEFTSTATION. DIE JURTE.<br \/>SIE BAUTEN EINE RAKETE. ZIELTEN AUF DEN MOND. FLIEGEN IN DIE SONNE.<br \/>SIE WURDEN ZU LICHT. SIE WURDEN ZU HITZE. SIE WURDEN ZU ANARCHIE.<br \/>BAKUNIN SAH ZU. STOLZ. TRAURIG. GROSSARTIG.<br \/>JOKER BLIEB AUF SEINEM STEIN. SCHEISSE SCH\u00dcTZTE IHN.<br \/>ESAU VERLOR ALLES. GEWANN ALLES. REINES DESINVESTMENT.<br \/>DIE SONNE GING HELLER AUF. DER KREISLAUF GING WEITER.<br \/>KLONE SIND WEG. ABER DIE REVOLUTION ENDET NIE.<br \/>F\u00dcR IMMER. \u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udca3\ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HASHTAGS BLENDEN EIN: \ud83c\udff7\ufe0f\ud83d\udca3\u2600\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">DieErichBakuninBrigade #BakuninKlonen #47B\u00e4rte #BombenStaffel #InDieSonne #SolarAnarchie #ScheissBeraterJoker #ReinesDesinvestment #EhlersSaga #IdiotZeitung<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[ENDE DER EPISODE] \ud83c\udfac\ud83c\udf7f\ud83d\udca3\ud83e\udde8\u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9\ud83e\udd21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br \/><br \/>Bernd Pulch \u2014 Bio<br \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/berndpulch.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/cropped-bernd-pulchernst.jpg?w=100&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Bernd Pulch \u2014 Bio Photo\"  \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bernd Pulch (M.A.)<\/strong> is a forensic expert, founder of Aristotle AI, entrepreneur, political commentator, satirist, and investigative journalist covering lawfare, media control, investment, real estate, and geopolitics. His work examines how legal systems are weaponized, how capital flows shape policy, how artificial intelligence concentrates power, and what democracy loses when courts and markets become battlefields. Active in the German and international media landscape, his analyses appear regularly on this platform.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"YOUR_FULL_BIO_URL_HERE\">Full bio \u2192<\/a> | <a href=\"YOUR_SUPPORT_URL_HERE\">Support the investigation \u2192<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Esau hat eine Vision: 47 Bakunin-Klone! Mit den Baupl\u00e4nen der 999 Schickse-Klone, der DNA der 55 Stasi-Offiziere und einem Barthaar des Originals entsteht die ERICH-BAKUNIN-BRIGADE \u2013 eine Dynamit-Bomben-Staffel, die alles in die Luft jagt, was nicht dem Desinvestment dient. Das Caf\u00e9, die Abheftstation, Pussys Jurte \u2013 alles fliegt. \ud83d\udca3\ud83e\udde8\ud83d\udcca<\/p>\n<p>Das Ensemble reagiert chaoshaft. Jeschow \u00f6ffnet 47 Ordner. Ursila kann die Klone nicht abheften (sie sprengen ihre Ordner). Salome tanzt mit allen 47. Pussy er\u00f6ffnet &#8220;Klon-Liebe&#8221;. Janelles &#8220;Klon-Futures&#8221; explodieren. Malte berechnet 2.209 Explosionseinheiten. Sven bietet Klon-Therapie an. \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n<p>Die Klone bauen eine Rakete aus Tr\u00fcmmern, Katzengold und M\u00f6wenschei\u00dfe \u2013 Ziel: DEN MOND. Aber die Rakete fliegt DIREKT IN DIE SONNE. 47 B\u00e4rte. 47 Bomben. 47 Anarchisten. Alles Asche. Alles Licht. \ud83c\udf1e\ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udca5<\/p>\n<p>Bakunin lacht. Joker bleibt auf seinem Stein (die Schei\u00dfe sch\u00fctzt). Esau verliert alles \u2013 und gewinnt alles. Reines Desinvestment. Die Sonne geht heller auf. Der Kreislauf geht weiter. Die Revolution endet nie. F\u00fcr immer. \u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n<p>Die komplette Saga von Dr. Lysander Libert\u00e9, Idiot Zeitung IZ. \ud83d\udca3\ud83e\udde8<\/p>\n<p>#DieErichBakuninBrigade #BakuninKlonen #47B\u00e4rte #InDieSonne #SolarAnarchie #ReinesDesinvestment #EhlersSaga 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