{"id":938082,"date":"2026-03-18T03:15:28","date_gmt":"2026-03-18T07:15:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/berndpulch.org\/?p=938082"},"modified":"2026-03-18T04:09:02","modified_gmt":"2026-03-18T08:09:02","slug":"the-muddy-murky-mucha-saga-the-iz-kindergarten-where-future-schemers-are-made-episode-53-%f0%9f%8e%b0%f0%9f%8d%bc%f0%9f%93%89","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/2026\/03\/18\/the-muddy-murky-mucha-saga-the-iz-kindergarten-where-future-schemers-are-made-episode-53-%f0%9f%8e%b0%f0%9f%8d%bc%f0%9f%93%89\/","title":{"rendered":"THE MUDDY MURKY MUCHA SAGA &#8211; THE IZ KINDERGARTEN \u2013 WHERE FUTURE SCHEMERS ARE MADE | Episode 53 \ud83c\udfb0\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\udcc9"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xgpjgQDpYqs?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=de-DE&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After the casino. After everyone played and no one won. After Anthony lost forever. The Muchaverse breathes. The corner holds. Mark drinks tea. Jasmin watches. Helena searches. Benedict sips coffee that still tastes like slots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But Edith Baufrau Lurch is not satisfied. The casino is profitable. The house always wins. But profits can be multiplied. Losses can be leveraged. Greed can be taught.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She has a new vision. A new market. A new frontier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The IZ Kindergarten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where future schemers are made. Where toddlers learn to gamble. Where real estate prices are taught before ABC. Where corrupt local politicians approve everything for the right price.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika CDU \u2013 glittering, smiling, always available for a deal. \u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin \u2013 the man who only accepts ancient cryptocurrency, no questions asked. They have approved the IZ Kindergarten. Zoning laws? Ignored. Safety regulations? Waived. Educational standards? What standards?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And Murky \u2013 Hinterfozzige Janelle \u2013 has a new role. Kindergarten teacher. Transgender performer. Leading story time. Teaching the children about more and enough. About winning and losing. About the IZ Price.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The children love her. The parents are confused. The politicians are paid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The 107 characters send their kids. Klaus Schwab Jr. at the sandbox. Jupp Toelbbels Jr. at the slide. Magda&#8217;s mermaid toddlers in the splash pool. Morgan le Fay&#8217;s fortune-telling tots predicting snack time. Markus S\u00f6der&#8217;s ice babies building snowmen that never melt. Diana Enema Diablo&#8217;s chaos children causing beautiful destruction. Eva and Adolf&#8217;s vegan BBQ toddlers refusing to eat meat. Tilda Swinton&#8217;s 47 adopted children playing every role.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The believers are horrified. Mark drinks tea faster. Jasmin&#8217;s watcher instincts explode. Helena prays. Benedict&#8217;s coffee tastes worse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony Perkins watches from the forgotten frequencies. A kindergarten. Children. Mothers. He smiles. Places a bet. Loses. Laughs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony: &#8220;We all go a little mad sometimes. But this? This is education.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude80 \ud83e\udde5\u267b\ufe0f\ud83c\udf0d\ud83d\uddd1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc98\ud83c\udfd7\ufe0fSHADOWS OF HARMONY\ud83d\udc83KESTRELS OF THE KRAKEN\ud83d\udc83 \ud83c\udf0c\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udca5 \ud83c\udf70\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf09\ud83d\udc09\ud83d\udd7a\ud83d\udd25 \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd7a\ud83d\udd25\u26ea\ufe0f\u2694\ufe0f\ud83c\udfaa\ud83c\udf00\ud83c\udf00\ud83e\udd23 \ud83e\udd23\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udc8e\ud83c\udf0c \u2728\ud83c\udf0c\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd2b\ud83c\udf0c\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc6f\u2640\ufe0f THE MURKY MUCHA-MUDDY-WATERS SAGA GOES TO PRESCHOOL\ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\ude0eKRAUT VERSION GRATIS!\ud83e\uddd0POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI ST\u00dcRMER (SS) \u2013 CHICAGO\ud83e\udd21 EDITION\ud83d\ude0e\ud83e\udd70<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SHADOWS OF HARMONY: KESTRELS OF THE KRAKEN<br \/>EPISODE 53: THE IZ KINDERGARTEN \u2013 WHERE FUTURE SCHEMERS ARE MADE<br \/>\ud83e\uddf1\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\udf08\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51\u2615\ud83c\udf27\ufe0f\ud83d\udd73\ufe0f\ud83d\udc98\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc94\ud83c\udfe2\ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udc60\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udcf0\ud83c\udf70\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf1f\u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc69\u200d\u2696\ufe0f\ud83c\udfda\ufe0f\ud83d\udd2a\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddea\ud83d\udce1\ud83d\udd04\ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udfb0\ud83c\udccf\ud83d\udcb8\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\udcc9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BY KILGORE TROUT, GUIDO GITANE, RAINER ROMA-ZUFALL AND ZIGA SCHNITZEL \u2013 A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bildunterschrift:<br \/>After the casino came the kindergarten. After infinite losses came infinite education. Edith Baufrau Lurch has a new vision. A new market. A new frontier. The IZ Kindergarten. Where future schemers are made. Where toddlers learn to gamble. Where real estate prices are taught before ABC. Corrupt local politicians approve everything for the right price. Monika CDU, glittering and smiling. \u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin, accepting only ancient cryptocurrency. And Murky \u2013 Hinterfozzige Janelle \u2013 has a new role. Kindergarten teacher. Transgender performer. Leading story time. Teaching the children about more and enough. About winning and losing. About the IZ Price. The children love her. The parents are confused. The politicians are paid. The believers are horrified. Anthony Perkins watches from the forgotten frequencies. &#8220;We all go a little mad sometimes. But this? This is education.&#8221; \ud83e\uddf1\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\udf08\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51 #TheIZKindergarten #Episode53 #FutureSchemers #MurkyTeachesToddlers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE DEFINITIVE CAST \u2013 107 CHARACTERS + ANTHONY PERKINS \u2013 EPISODE 53<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE FRACTURED TEACHER<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Janelle \/ Emma \/ Murky \/ Hinterfozzige \u2013 EMMA STONE \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00 (now kindergarten teacher, transgender performer, story time leader)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Monika CDU \u2013 HERSELF \u2728\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udcbc (glittering, smiling, always available for a deal)<br \/>\u00b7 \u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcb6\ud83d\udd74\ufe0f (ancient cryptocurrency only, no questions asked)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE FOUNDERS AND FAMILY<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Torten-Fotzenplotz \u2013 CHRISTOPH WALTZ \ud83c\udf70\ud83d\ude08 (supplying pastry for snack time)<br \/>\u00b7 Beate Torten-Fotzenplotz \u2013 TILDA SWINTON \ud83c\udf70\ud83d\udc69\u200d\u2696\ufe0f (settling disputes between toddlers)<br \/>\u00b7 The Lynch Posse \u2013 ENSEMBLE OF ANCIENT BEINGS \ud83d\udc65\u2696\ufe0f (kindergarten security)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE PENTHOUSE (Original Schemers)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Edith Baufrau Lurch \u2013 JODIE COMER \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udd25 (IZ Kindergarten founder, CEO)<br \/>\u00b7 Bernie Madoff \u2013 JOHN TURTURRO \ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udd73\ufe0f (teaching advanced mathematics: odds)<br \/>\u00b7 Charles Ponzi \u2013 ADAM DRIVER \ud83c\udfa9 (worrying about Helena, visiting her at recess)<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Juergen Schneider \u2013 LARS EIDINGER \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f\ud83d\ude30 (listening to toddler frequencies)<br \/>\u00b7 Klaus Schwab \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfa9 (dropping off Klaus Schwab Jr.)<br \/>\u00b7 Olivier Schwab \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc54 (observing the educational methods)<br \/>\u00b7 Robert Hunter Biden \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\udd42 (at the parent-teacher bar)<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Edith &#8220;Void&#8221; Baumann-Lorch \u2013 JODIE COMER \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udd73\ufe0f (void-themed nap time)<br \/>\u00b7 Andreas &#8220;Lex Lorch&#8221; Lorch \u2013 HIMSELF \u2696\ufe0f (kindergarten legal advisor)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE BELIEVERS (Horrified Observers)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 The Eternal Mark \u2013 ANDY SERKIS \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00 (drinking tea faster, believing harder)<br \/>\u00b7 Jasmin Janelle \u2013 JASMIN WELLER \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude0a (watcher instincts exploding)<br \/>\u00b7 Benedict Murt\u00e9 \u2013 BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf08 (coffee tastes worse than slots)<br \/>\u00b7 Helena The Godmother \u2013 HELENA BONHAM CARTER \ud83d\udc64\u2764\ufe0f (praying for the children)<br \/>\u00b7 Marcus Ratino Baal \u2013 MARCUS WITZIG \ud83d\udc64\u2615 (&#8220;Baal advises: keep children away from casinos&#8221;)<br \/>\u00b7 Cassie Chadwick \u2013 JESSIE BUCKLEY \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udcbc (counting toddlers)<br \/>\u00b7 Joseph Weil \u2013 BARRY KEOGHAN \ud83c\udfa9 (running friendly games for kids)<br \/>\u00b7 The Clark Brothers \u2013 TOM HARDY &amp; TOM HARDY \ud83d\udc6c\ud83d\ude08 (kindergarten chaos management)<br \/>\u00b7 Tura \u2013 TURA SATANA \ud83e\udd8a\u2764\ufe0f (helping with arts and crafts)<br \/>\u00b7 Haji \u2013 HAJI \ud83e\udd8a\u2764\ufe0f (helping with snack time)<br \/>\u00b7 Simon \u2013 SIMON RUSSELL BEALE \ud83d\udc64\u2615 (espresso for exhausted parents)<br \/>\u00b7 Mark Strong \u2013 MARK STRONG \ud83d\udc64\u2615 (coffee for traumatized teachers)<br \/>\u00b7 Christine \u2013 CHRISTINE SCHORN \ud83d\udc64\u2615 (bringing tea to Mark)<br \/>\u00b7 Anya \u2013 ANYA TAYLOR-JOY \ud83d\udc64\u2728 (radiant during show-and-tell)<br \/>\u00b7 Lakeith \u2013 LAKEITH STANFIELD \ud83d\udc64 (twitching during circle time)<br \/>\u00b7 Jeff \u2013 JEFF GOLDBLUM \ud83d\udc64\ud83e\ude73 (telling radiator stories to kids)<br \/>\u00b7 Nina \u2013 NINA HOSS \ud83d\udc64\u2601\ufe0f (watching clouds with children)<br \/>\u00b7 Chris \u2013 CHRIS PINE \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udfad (understanding nothing, playing with blocks)<br \/>\u00b7 Glenn \u2013 GLENN CLOSE \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udfac (weeping at kindergarten performances)<br \/>\u00b7 The Fifty Actors \u2013 THEMSELVES \ud83d\udc65\ud83c\udfb6 (humming lullabies)<br \/>\u00b7 The Camel King&#8217;s Actor \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51 (leading the camel-themed play area)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE TODDLERS (Next Generation)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Klaus Schwab Jr. \u2013 TODDLER \ud83c\udfa9 (sandbox entrepreneur)<br \/>\u00b7 Jupp Toelbbels Jr. \u2013 TODDLER \ud83e\uddb5 (slide enthusiast, falls often)<br \/>\u00b7 Magda&#8217;s Mermaid Toddlers \u2013 TODDLERS \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (splash pool performers)<br \/>\u00b7 Morgan le Fay&#8217;s Fortune-Telling Tots \u2013 TODDLERS \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (predicting snack time)<br \/>\u00b7 Markus S\u00f6der&#8217;s Ice Babies \u2013 TODDLERS \u2744\ufe0f (building snowmen that never melt)<br \/>\u00b7 Diana Enema Diablo&#8217;s Chaos Children \u2013 TODDLERS \ud83d\ude08 (causing beautiful destruction)<br \/>\u00b7 Eva and Adolf&#8217;s Vegan BBQ Toddlers \u2013 TODDLERS \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udc68 (refusing to eat meat)<br \/>\u00b7 Tilda Swinton&#8217;s 47 Adopted Children \u2013 TODDLERS \ud83c\udfad (playing every role)<br \/>\u00b7 And many more toddler versions of every character \ud83d\udc65\ud83c\udf7c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE TOELBBELS TERROR FLEET (Kindergarten Regulars)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Jupp Toelbbels \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\uddb5\ud83d\udea2 (picking up Jr., losing at the parent lottery)<br \/>\u00b7 Magda \u2013 HERSELF \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (mermaid-themed water play)<br \/>\u00b7 The 999 Schickse Clones \u2013 THEMSELVES \ud83d\udc6f\u2640\ufe0f (999 toddlers in matching outfits)<br \/>\u00b7 Ehlers \u2013 LUKAS EHRENBERG \ud83d\udc64 (jealous of other parents)<br \/>\u00b7 Salome \u2013 SOFIA TANZ \ud83d\udc64 (fortune telling for parents)<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Z \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcca (tracking toddler development statistics)<br \/>\u00b7 Heini Pimmler \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfd7\ufe0f (building toddler-proof structures)<br \/>\u00b7 The Gray Mercedes \u2013 ITSELF \ud83d\ude97 (kindergarten pickup line)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Uschi \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc51 (high-roller parent)<br \/>\u00b7 Kitty Ehlers \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc85 (beauty salon for tired moms)<br \/>\u00b7 Poisonous Pol Pot \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51 (VIP parent lounge)<br \/>\u00b7 Erich Toxdat-Wandlitz \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\uddea (chemical-free playdough)<br \/>\u00b7 Margot Honey Eriksen-Blau \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc71\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (cocktails for parents)<br \/>\u00b7 Emir Ehlers \u2013 HIMSELF \u23f3 (time-out timer)<br \/>\u00b7 Salome Janelles \u2013 SOFIA TANZ \ud83d\udc64 (tarot for worried parents)<br \/>\u00b7 Sven &#8220;The Lowest&#8221; Schmidt \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\ude08 (playground equipment technician)<br \/>\u00b7 Thomas &#8220;Absolutely No Drugs&#8221; Promnis-Porni \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udeab (kindergarten security)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE SUPREME ENTERPRISES (Kindergarten Management)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 The Supreme Enema \u2013 ITSELF \ud83d\udc89 (kindergarten cleaning service)<br \/>\u00b7 The 55 Reactivated Stasi Officers \u2013 THEMSELVES \ud83d\udc65 (nap time surveillance)<br \/>\u00b7 Erika Murksel \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udcc1 (filing incident reports)<br \/>\u00b7 Erich Mielke&#8217;s Ghost \u2013 ITSELF \ud83d\udc7b (haunting the playground)<br \/>\u00b7 The Two Erichs \u2013 THEMSELVES \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc7b (haunting together)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Wuschi Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64 (art teacher)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Mussolini \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64 (music teacher)<br \/>\u00b7 Clara Petacci \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64 (snack lady)<br \/>\u00b7 Hermit Boring \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f (quiet corner for overwhelmed kids)<br \/>\u00b7 Smart Marty \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\udd13 (advanced toddler math)<br \/>\u00b7 Ernst Pussy Roemer \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64 (circle time leader)<br \/>\u00b7 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \u2013 THEMSELVES \ud83d\udc6f\u2640\ufe0f (dance class)<br \/>\u00b7 Adolfine \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64 (finger painting)<br \/>\u00b7 Sepp Heldenschwanz \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64 (outdoor play)<br \/>\u00b7 Pussy Robespierre \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64 (revolutionary nap time)<br \/>\u00b7 Caligula \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51 (emperor&#8217;s playhouse)<br \/>\u00b7 The Mussy Who Weeps \u2013 ITSELF \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude22 (crying corner)<br \/>\u00b7 Trans Schwanz \u2013 ITSELF \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf08 (drag story hour with Murky)<br \/>\u00b7 San Fran &#8220;Muschi&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udf09 (California-themed play area)<br \/>\u00b7 The Schwanz Who Laughs \u2013 MARCUS WITZIG \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude02 (comedy for kids)<br \/>\u00b7 Bernward Bimbo \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64 (bingo for toddlers)<br \/>\u00b7 Morten Mohr \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64 (toy designer)<br \/>\u00b7 Ratbert Rattenhuber \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc00 (rat-themed petting zoo)<br \/>\u00b7 Onan Pain Pimmler \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\ude2b (painful lessons)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Reifenstahl \u2013 HERSELF (tire swing designer)<br \/>\u00b7 Walburga the Valkyrie \u2013 HERSELF \u2694\ufe0f (Viking-themed playground)<br \/>\u00b7 Heidi Pimmler \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64 (mountain-view observation deck)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE GASTRO-INTESTINAL FREQUENCIES (Kindergarten Lunch)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Caesar Candidus Constipationus \u2013 MARCUS AURELIUS \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca9 (fiber-rich lunch program)<br \/>\u00b7 Der Wixxer \u2013 HIMSELF \u270a (inappropriate, banned from kindergarten)<br \/>\u00b7 Palermo Padre \u2013 HIMSELF \u26ea (kindergarten blessings)<br \/>\u00b7 RA Spoehring \u2013 HIMSELF \u2696\ufe0f (parent-teacher disputes)<br \/>\u00b7 Super Muschi Monika \u2013 ANNA SCHR\u00d6DER \ud83d\udc64 (supervised play)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Gambino \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udd2b (mafia-themed role play, inappropriate)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi the Executioner \u2013 HERSELF \u2694\ufe0f (time-out enforcer)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Schulz \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udcca (developmental statistics)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Rosa Kleb \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (undercover parent observation)<br \/>\u00b7 Donna Muschi Carla \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc51 (queen&#8217;s tea party)<br \/>\u00b7 The Kraken \u2013 ITSELF \ud83d\udc19 (tentacle-themed jungle gym)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE SATIRICAL REAL-WORLD FIGURES (Kindergarten Celebrities)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Thomas Porten \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udd8b\ufe0f (calligraphy class)<br \/>\u00b7 Beate Porten \u2013 HERSELF \u2696\ufe0f (justice-themed play)<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Z\u00fcttelmann \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f (kindergarten physicals)<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Zittel-Mann \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f (therapy for difficult toddlers)<br \/>\u00b7 Monika &#8220;CDU-Glitter&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \u2728 (corrupt politician, approving everything)<br \/>\u00b7 Monique &#8220;K7cha&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfa4 (karaoke for kids)<br \/>\u00b7 Jan &#8220;Agent J&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f (spy-themed hide and seek)<br \/>\u00b7 David Irving \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcda (controversial history hour, banned)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE ARTHURIAN FREQUENCIES (Kindergarten Entertainment)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Morgan le Fay \u2013 HERSELF \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (magic shows, fortune telling for parents)<br \/>\u00b7 Uther Pendragon \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51 (king&#8217;s court play)<br \/>\u00b7 Merlin \u2013 HIMSELF (magic tricks)<br \/>\u00b7 Lancelot \u2013 HIMSELF \u2694\ufe0f (knight-themed obstacle course)<br \/>\u00b7 Guinevere \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc78 (princess tea party)<br \/>\u00b7 Mordred \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\ude08 (villain-themed games)<br \/>\u00b7 Sir Gawain \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f (round table snack time)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE INTERNATIONAL FREQUENCIES (International Kindergarten)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Fred Mitchell \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf8 (Bahamian-themed beach day)<br \/>\u00b7 Patricia Rodgers \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf8 (Bahamian snacks)<br \/>\u00b7 Jean Bertrand Aristide \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udded\ud83c\uddf9 (Haitian cultural day)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE ARCTIC FREQUENCIES (Kindergarten Arctic)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Markus S\u00f6der \u2013 HIMSELF \u2744\ufe0f (ice-themed play area)<br \/>\u00b7 Franz Josef Strau\u00df \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f (mountain climbing wall)<br \/>\u00b7 Gregor Gysi \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udde3\ufe0f (debate club for gifted toddlers)<br \/>\u00b7 Sarah Wagenknecht \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfa4 (political satire for kids, confusing)<br \/>\u00b7 Karl Lauterbach \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfe5 (health lessons, ironically)<br \/>\u00b7 Christian Lindner \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcb6 (finance for toddlers)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE FINAL TANGO FREQUENCIES (Kindergarten Tango)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Diana Enema Diablo \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\ude08 (chaos playroom manager)<br \/>\u00b7 Pol Supreme Pot \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51 (VIP toddler lounge)<br \/>\u00b7 Eva Braun-Hitler \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc69 (vegan BBQ lunch lady)<br \/>\u00b7 Adolf Hitler \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc68 (vegan BBQ lunch man, confused toddlers)<br \/>\u00b7 Heydrich&#8217;s Hologram \u2013 ITSELF \ud83d\udc7b (haunted playhouse)<br \/>\u00b7 Eva &#8220;Evita&#8221; Per\u00f3n \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfad (tango dance class)<br \/>\u00b7 Al Carlos Gardel \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfb5 (music teacher)<br \/>\u00b7 Al Marlene Dietrich \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc8e (diamond-themed dress-up)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE CINEMATIC FREQUENCIES<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Tilda Swinton \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfad (playing every role at every parent-teacher conference)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE PSYCHO FREQUENCY<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Anthony Perkins \u2013 ARCHIVAL PRESENCE \/ SPECTRAL ENTITY \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a (watching from forgotten frequencies, placing bets on toddler outcomes, losing, laughing)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TOTAL UNIQUE CHARACTERS: 107 + Anthony Perkins + Toddler Versions<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf7c THE CASINO \u2013 LAST NIGHT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Neon. Glitter. Slot machines. The casino rages. But Edith is not in her office. She&#8217;s in a meeting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika CDU sits across from her. Glittering. Smiling. Always smiling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin sits beside her. Ancient coins. No questions asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith: &#8220;I have a new vision. A new market. A new frontier.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika: &#8220;Tell us more.&#8221; \u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith: &#8220;Children. Toddlers. The future schemers of the Muchaverse.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00d6di: &#8220;Children don&#8217;t have money.&#8221; \ud83d\udcb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith: &#8220;Their parents do. And the IZ Price needs new investors. New believers. New losers.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika: &#8220;What do you need?&#8221; \u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith: &#8220;Approvals. Zoning laws ignored. Safety regulations waived. Educational standards\u2026 what standards?&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika: (Smiling.) &#8220;For the right price.&#8221; \u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith slides a bag across the table. Coins. Ancient. Cryptocurrency. Cash.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00d6di: (Nodding.) &#8220;Approved.&#8221; \ud83d\udcb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf7c THE IZ KINDERGARTEN \u2013 GRAND OPENING<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A building. Once a school. Now a casino for toddlers. Slot machines at kid height. Roulette wheels with colorful balls. Poker tables with picture cards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The sign: IZ KINDERGARTEN \u2013 WHERE FUTURE SCHEMERS ARE MADE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Parents arrive with toddlers. Klaus Schwab with Klaus Schwab Jr. Jupp Toelbbels with Jupp Toelbbels Jr. Magda with her mermaid toddlers. Morgan le Fay with fortune-telling tots. Markus S\u00f6der with ice babies. Diana Enema Diablo with chaos children. Eva and Adolf with vegan BBQ toddlers. Tilda Swinton with 47 adopted children.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The toddlers swarm. Klaus Schwab Jr. builds sandcastles and sells them. Jupp Toelbbels Jr. slides and falls. The mermaid toddlers splash. The fortune-telling tots predict snack time. The ice babies build snowmen that never melt. The chaos children cause beautiful destruction. The vegan BBQ toddlers refuse to eat meat. Tilda&#8217;s 47 children play every role.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And in the center of it all, Murky. Hinterfozzige Janelle. Dressed in glitter. Dressed in color. Dressed in everything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;Welcome, children. Welcome to story time.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The toddlers gather. Eyes wide. Confused. Delighted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;Today&#8217;s story is about more and enough. About winning and losing. About the IZ Price.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She reads. The toddlers listen. Some understand. Most don&#8217;t. All are entertained.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky performs. Sings. Dances. Glitters. The children love her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;Who wants to learn about gambling?&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Toddlers: &#8220;MEEEEE!&#8221; \ud83c\udfb0\ud83c\udf7c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfe0 THE CORNER \u2013 BELIEVERS HORRIFIED<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark. Jasmin. Helena. Benedict. Marcus. Tura. Haji. Simon. Mark Strong. Christine. Anya. Lakeith. Jeff. Nina. Chris. Glenn. The fifty actors. The Camel King. In their corner. Tea. Belief. Horror.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark: (Drinking tea faster.) &#8220;They&#8217;ve gone too far.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jasmin: &#8220;Children. They&#8217;re teaching children to gamble.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Helena: &#8220;The IZ Price. Real estate. Greed. To toddlers.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Benedict: (Sipping coffee.) &#8220;This tastes worse than slots.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Marcus: &#8220;Baal advises: protect the children. But who will protect them from us?&#8221; \ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tura: &#8220;I could teach them arts and crafts.&#8221; \ud83e\udd8a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Haji: &#8220;I could help with snack time.&#8221; \ud83e\udd8a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark: (Long pause.) &#8220;Maybe that&#8217;s the answer. Not fighting. Teaching. Showing them another way.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jasmin: &#8220;You want to teach at the IZ Kindergarten?&#8221; \ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark: &#8220;I want to believe that even there, enough can be taught.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He stands. Walks toward the kindergarten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf7c THE IZ KINDERGARTEN \u2013 MARK ARRIVES<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark enters. Toddlers everywhere. Slot machines. Roulette wheels. Murky reading stories about more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky looks up. Sees him. Smiles. Emma&#8217;s smile. Murky&#8217;s smile. Infinite smile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;Mark. You came.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark: &#8220;I came to believe.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;In what?&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark: &#8220;In you. In them. In enough.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The toddlers watch. Confused. Delighted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Klaus Schwab Jr.: &#8220;Who&#8217;s that?&#8221; \ud83c\udfa9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jupp Toelbbels Jr.: &#8220;He looks sad.&#8221; \ud83e\uddb5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mermaid toddler: &#8220;He needs a hug.&#8221; \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The toddlers swarm Mark. Hug him. Pull him into circle time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark sits. Toddlers on his lap. Tea forgotten. Belief present.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky watches. Emma&#8217;s eyes. Murky&#8217;s smile. Something new.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;Maybe enough can be taught here.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS \u2013 CELEBRATING<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika CDU and \u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin sit in Edith&#8217;s office. Counting money. Glittering. Smiling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika: &#8220;The kindergarten is a success. Approvals were cheap.&#8221; \u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00d6di: &#8220;Cash only. Always cash only.&#8221; \ud83d\udcb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith: &#8220;The toddlers are learning. The parents are paying. The IZ Price grows.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika: &#8220;What&#8217;s next? Elementary school? High school? University?&#8221; \u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith: (Smiling.) &#8220;All of it. The IZ Education System. From cradle to grave.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00d6di: &#8220;Approved.&#8221; \ud83d\udcb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They laugh. Corrupt. Glittering. Ancient. Forever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b ANTHONY PERKINS AT THE KINDERGARTEN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The forgotten frequencies reach the kindergarten. Anthony Perkins materializes at the playground. Knife in one hand. Watching the children.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony: &#8220;A kindergarten. Children. Mothers.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He watches Murky lead story time. Watches the toddlers play. Watches Mark sit with them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony: &#8220;Mother would have loved this.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He places a bet on which toddler will win at musical chairs. Loses. Places another bet on snack time. Loses. Places another on nap time. Loses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony: &#8220;We all go a little mad sometimes. But this? This is consistent losing.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He laughs. Mad. Beautiful. Fades back to forgotten frequencies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony: &#8220;I&#8217;ll be back for show-and-tell.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcdc THE BERLIN ACCORDS \u2013 EPISODE 53: THE IZ KINDERGARTEN ADDENDUM<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Edith Baufrau Lurch launched the IZ Kindergarten. A school where toddlers learn to gamble, study the IZ Price, and prepare for lives of scheming. \ud83c\udfb0\ud83c\udf7c<br \/>\u00b7 Corrupt local politicians Monika CDU and \u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin approved everything. Zoning laws ignored. Safety regulations waived. Educational standards? None. For the right price. \u2728\ud83d\udcb6<br \/>\u00b7 Murky became kindergarten teacher. Transgender performer. Story time leader. The children love her. The parents are confused. The politicians are paid. \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<br \/>\u00b7 The toddlers arrived. Klaus Schwab Jr., Jupp Toelbbels Jr., Magda&#8217;s mermaid toddlers, Morgan le Fay&#8217;s fortune-telling tots, Markus S\u00f6der&#8217;s ice babies, Diana Enema Diablo&#8217;s chaos children, Eva and Adolf&#8217;s vegan BBQ toddlers, Tilda Swinton&#8217;s 47 adopted children. Every character&#8217;s offspring. \ud83d\udc65\ud83c\udf7c<br \/>\u00b7 The believers were horrified. Mark drank tea faster. Jasmin&#8217;s watcher instincts exploded. Helena prayed. Benedict&#8217;s coffee tasted worse. Marcus advised calm. Tura and Haji offered to help with crafts and snacks. \ud83c\udfe0<br \/>\u00b7 Mark walked into the kindergarten. Sat with the toddlers. Believed. Showed them another way. Murky watched. Something changed. \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<br \/>\u00b7 Anthony Perkins watched from the forgotten frequencies. Placed bets on toddler outcomes. Lost every bet. Laughed. Promised to return for show-and-tell. \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<br \/>\u00b7 The IZ Scheme expanded. From casino to kindergarten. From adults to toddlers. From more to\u2026 more. \ud83d\udce1\ud83c\udf7c<br \/>\u00b7 The corner remained. Tea. Belief. Enough. Even near a kindergarten of schemers. \ud83c\udfe0\ud83d\udc98<br \/>\u00b7 More and enough found another balance. In a kindergarten. Through story time. Through belief. Through toddlers who might learn enough. \ud83e\uddf1\ud83c\udf08\u2744\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf27\ufe0f THE FINAL SHOT: THE KINDERGARTEN. MARK WITH TODDLERS. BELIEF.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Afternoon. Sunlight through kindergarten windows. Mark sits on the floor. Toddlers all around. Klaus Schwab Jr. on his lap. Jupp Toelbbels Jr. holding his hand. Mermaid toddlers splashing nearby. Fortune-telling tots predicting his future. Ice babies building snowmen. Chaos children causing beautiful destruction. Vegan BBQ toddlers refusing snacks. Tilda&#8217;s 47 children playing every role.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark tells a story. About a caf\u00e9. About belief. About enough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The toddlers listen. Some understand. Most don&#8217;t. All are entertained.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky watches from the doorway. Emma&#8217;s eyes. Murky&#8217;s smile. Something new. Something like hope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;Maybe enough can be taught here.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark looks up. Smiles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark: &#8220;It always can.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The toddlers cheer. Not knowing why. Just knowing it&#8217;s good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Outside, Anthony Perkins watches from the forgotten frequencies. Smiles. Places a bet on Mark&#8217;s story. Wins. Laughs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony: &#8220;First time for everything.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He fades. Waiting. Always waiting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For someone to believe in all of him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udd73\ufe0f\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE END. OR THE BEGINNING. OR THE KINDERGARTEN. IT&#8217;S ALL BELIEF. IT&#8217;S ALL ENOUGH. IT&#8217;S ALL MORE. ESPECIALLY FOR TODDLERS. \ud83e\uddf1\ud83c\udf08\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf7c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">TheIZKindergarten #Episode53 #FutureSchemers #MurkyTeachesToddlers #CorruptPoliticians #MonikaCDU #\u00d6diCashOnlyReichscoin #ToddlerGambling #KlausSchwabJr #JuppToelbbelsJr #MermaidToddlers #IceBabies #ChaosChildren #VeganBBQToddlers #TildaSwinton47Children #MarkBelievesInToddlers #AnthonyPerkinsBetsOnKids #MoreAndEnoughInKindergarten #BeliefNeverEnds #TheTensionContinues<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE COMPLETE CAST \u2013 107 CHARACTERS + ANTHONY PERKINS + TODDLER VERSIONS \u2013 EPISODE 53: THE IZ KINDERGARTEN \ud83c\udf1f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE FRACTURED TEACHER<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Janelle \/ Emma \/ Murky \/ Hinterfozzige \u2013 EMMA STONE \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE CORRUPT POLITICIANS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Monika CDU \u2013 HERSELF \u2728\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udcbc<br \/>\u00b7 \u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcb6\ud83d\udd74\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE FOUNDERS AND FAMILY<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Torten-Fotzenplotz \u2013 CHRISTOPH WALTZ \ud83c\udf70\ud83d\ude08<br \/>\u00b7 Beate Torten-Fotzenplotz \u2013 TILDA SWINTON \ud83c\udf70\ud83d\udc69\u200d\u2696\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 The Lynch Posse \u2013 ENSEMBLE OF ANCIENT BEINGS \ud83d\udc65\u2696\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE PENTHOUSE (Original Schemers)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Edith Baufrau Lurch \u2013 JODIE COMER \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udd25<br \/>\u00b7 Bernie Madoff \u2013 JOHN TURTURRO \ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udd73\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Charles Ponzi \u2013 ADAM DRIVER \ud83c\udfa9<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Juergen Schneider \u2013 LARS EIDINGER \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f\ud83d\ude30<br \/>\u00b7 Klaus Schwab \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfa9<br \/>\u00b7 Olivier Schwab \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc54<br \/>\u00b7 Robert Hunter Biden \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\udd42<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Edith &#8220;Void&#8221; Baumann-Lorch \u2013 JODIE COMER \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udd73\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Andreas &#8220;Lex Lorch&#8221; Lorch \u2013 HIMSELF \u2696\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE BELIEVERS (Horrified Observers)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 The Eternal Mark \u2013 ANDY SERKIS \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<br \/>\u00b7 Jasmin Janelle \u2013 JASMIN WELLER \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude0a<br \/>\u00b7 Benedict Murt\u00e9 \u2013 BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf08<br \/>\u00b7 Helena The Godmother \u2013 HELENA BONHAM CARTER \ud83d\udc64\u2764\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Marcus Ratino Baal \u2013 MARCUS WITZIG \ud83d\udc64\u2615<br \/>\u00b7 Cassie Chadwick \u2013 JESSIE BUCKLEY \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udcbc<br \/>\u00b7 Joseph Weil \u2013 BARRY KEOGHAN \ud83c\udfa9<br \/>\u00b7 The Clark Brothers \u2013 TOM HARDY &amp; TOM HARDY \ud83d\udc6c\ud83d\ude08<br \/>\u00b7 Tura \u2013 TURA SATANA \ud83e\udd8a\u2764\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Haji \u2013 HAJI \ud83e\udd8a\u2764\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Simon \u2013 SIMON RUSSELL BEALE \ud83d\udc64\u2615<br \/>\u00b7 Mark Strong \u2013 MARK STRONG \ud83d\udc64\u2615<br \/>\u00b7 Christine \u2013 CHRISTINE SCHORN \ud83d\udc64\u2615<br \/>\u00b7 Anya \u2013 ANYA TAYLOR-JOY \ud83d\udc64\u2728<br \/>\u00b7 Lakeith \u2013 LAKEITH STANFIELD \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Jeff \u2013 JEFF GOLDBLUM \ud83d\udc64\ud83e\ude73<br \/>\u00b7 Nina \u2013 NINA HOSS \ud83d\udc64\u2601\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Chris \u2013 CHRIS PINE \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udfad<br \/>\u00b7 Glenn \u2013 GLENN CLOSE \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udfac<br \/>\u00b7 The Fifty Actors \u2013 THEMSELVES \ud83d\udc65\ud83c\udfb6<br \/>\u00b7 The Camel King&#8217;s Actor \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE TODDLERS (Next Generation)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Klaus Schwab Jr. \u2013 TODDLER \ud83c\udfa9<br \/>\u00b7 Jupp Toelbbels Jr. \u2013 TODDLER \ud83e\uddb5<br \/>\u00b7 Magda&#8217;s Mermaid Toddlers \u2013 TODDLERS \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Morgan le Fay&#8217;s Fortune-Telling Tots \u2013 TODDLERS \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Markus S\u00f6der&#8217;s Ice Babies \u2013 TODDLERS \u2744\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Diana Enema Diablo&#8217;s Chaos Children \u2013 TODDLERS \ud83d\ude08<br \/>\u00b7 Eva and Adolf&#8217;s Vegan BBQ Toddlers \u2013 TODDLERS \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udc68<br \/>\u00b7 Tilda Swinton&#8217;s 47 Adopted Children \u2013 TODDLERS \ud83c\udfad<br \/>\u00b7 And many more toddler versions of every character \ud83d\udc65\ud83c\udf7c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE TOELBBELS TERROR FLEET (Kindergarten Regulars)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Jupp Toelbbels \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\uddb5\ud83d\udea2<br \/>\u00b7 Magda \u2013 HERSELF \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 The 999 Schickse Clones \u2013 THEMSELVES \ud83d\udc6f\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Ehlers \u2013 LUKAS EHRENBERG \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Salome \u2013 SOFIA TANZ \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Z \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcca<br \/>\u00b7 Heini Pimmler \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfd7\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 The Gray Mercedes \u2013 ITSELF \ud83d\ude97<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Uschi \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc51<br \/>\u00b7 Kitty Ehlers \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc85<br \/>\u00b7 Poisonous Pol Pot \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51<br \/>\u00b7 Erich Toxdat-Wandlitz \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\uddea<br \/>\u00b7 Margot Honey Eriksen-Blau \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc71\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Emir Ehlers \u2013 HIMSELF \u23f3<br \/>\u00b7 Salome Janelles \u2013 SOFIA TANZ \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Sven &#8220;The Lowest&#8221; Schmidt \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\ude08<br \/>\u00b7 Thomas &#8220;Absolutely No Drugs&#8221; Promnis-Porni \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udeab<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE SUPREME ENTERPRISES (Kindergarten Management)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 The Supreme Enema \u2013 ITSELF \ud83d\udc89<br \/>\u00b7 The 55 Reactivated Stasi Officers \u2013 THEMSELVES \ud83d\udc65<br \/>\u00b7 Erika Murksel \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udcc1<br \/>\u00b7 Erich Mielke&#8217;s Ghost \u2013 ITSELF \ud83d\udc7b<br \/>\u00b7 The Two Erichs \u2013 THEMSELVES \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc7b<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Wuschi Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Mussolini \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Clara Petacci \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Hermit Boring \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Smart Marty \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\udd13<br \/>\u00b7 Ernst Pussy Roemer \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \u2013 THEMSELVES \ud83d\udc6f\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Adolfine \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Sepp Heldenschwanz \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Pussy Robespierre \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Caligula \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51<br \/>\u00b7 The Mussy Who Weeps \u2013 ITSELF \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude22<br \/>\u00b7 Trans Schwanz \u2013 ITSELF \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf08<br \/>\u00b7 San Fran &#8220;Muschi&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udf09<br \/>\u00b7 The Schwanz Who Laughs \u2013 MARCUS WITZIG \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude02<br \/>\u00b7 Bernward Bimbo \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Morten Mohr \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Ratbert Rattenhuber \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc00<br \/>\u00b7 Onan Pain Pimmler \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\ude2b<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Reifenstahl \u2013 HERSELF<br \/>\u00b7 Walburga the Valkyrie \u2013 HERSELF \u2694\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Heidi Pimmler \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE GASTRO-INTESTINAL FREQUENCIES (Kindergarten Lunch)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Caesar Candidus Constipationus \u2013 MARCUS AURELIUS \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca9<br \/>\u00b7 Der Wixxer \u2013 HIMSELF \u270a (banned)<br \/>\u00b7 Palermo Padre \u2013 HIMSELF \u26ea<br \/>\u00b7 RA Spoehring \u2013 HIMSELF \u2696\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Super Muschi Monika \u2013 ANNA SCHR\u00d6DER \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Gambino \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udd2b (banned)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi the Executioner \u2013 HERSELF \u2694\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Schulz \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udcca<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Rosa Kleb \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Donna Muschi Carla \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc51<br \/>\u00b7 The Kraken \u2013 ITSELF \ud83d\udc19<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE SATIRICAL REAL-WORLD FIGURES (Kindergarten Celebrities)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Thomas Porten \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udd8b\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Beate Porten \u2013 HERSELF \u2696\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Z\u00fcttelmann \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Zittel-Mann \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Monika &#8220;CDU-Glitter&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \u2728<br \/>\u00b7 Monique &#8220;K7cha&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfa4<br \/>\u00b7 Jan &#8220;Agent J&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 David Irving \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcda (banned)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE ARTHURIAN FREQUENCIES (Kindergarten Entertainment)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Morgan le Fay \u2013 HERSELF \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Uther Pendragon \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51<br \/>\u00b7 Merlin \u2013 HIMSELF<br \/>\u00b7 Lancelot \u2013 HIMSELF \u2694\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Guinevere \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc78<br \/>\u00b7 Mordred \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\ude08<br \/>\u00b7 Sir Gawain \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE INTERNATIONAL FREQUENCIES (International Kindergarten)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Fred Mitchell \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf8<br \/>\u00b7 Patricia Rodgers \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf8<br \/>\u00b7 Jean Bertrand Aristide \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udded\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE ARCTIC FREQUENCIES (Kindergarten Arctic)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Markus S\u00f6der \u2013 HIMSELF \u2744\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Franz Josef Strau\u00df \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Gregor Gysi \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udde3\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Sarah Wagenknecht \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfa4<br \/>\u00b7 Karl Lauterbach \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfe5<br \/>\u00b7 Christian Lindner \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE FINAL TANGO FREQUENCIES (Kindergarten Tango)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Diana Enema Diablo \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\ude08<br \/>\u00b7 Pol Supreme Pot \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51<br \/>\u00b7 Eva Braun-Hitler \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc69<br \/>\u00b7 Adolf Hitler \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc68<br \/>\u00b7 Heydrich&#8217;s Hologram \u2013 ITSELF \ud83d\udc7b<br \/>\u00b7 Eva &#8220;Evita&#8221; Per\u00f3n \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfad<br \/>\u00b7 Al Carlos Gardel \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfb5<br \/>\u00b7 Al Marlene Dietrich \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc8e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE CINEMATIC FREQUENCIES<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Tilda Swinton \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfad<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE PSYCHO FREQUENCY<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Anthony Perkins \u2013 ARCHIVAL PRESENCE \/ SPECTRAL ENTITY \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TOTAL UNIQUE CHARACTERS: 107 + Anthony Perkins + Infinite Toddlers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udd17 OFFICIAL CHANNELS (FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES ONLY \u2013 THE IZ KINDERGARTEN NEEDS NO ARCHIVE):<br \/>\ud83d\udc49 <a href=\"https:\/\/berndpulch.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/berndpulch.com<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/wxwxxxpp.manus.space\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/wxwxxxpp.manus.space<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcec No need to subscribe. No need to gamble. No need to send your children. Just believe. Just wait. Just enough. Even in a kindergarten. Especially in a kindergarten. It always was. \ud83d\udd73\ufe0f\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE IZ KINDERGARTEN STAYS OPEN. TODDLERS LEARN TO SCHEME. MARK BELIEVES IN THEM. ANTHONY LOSES BETS ON NAP TIME. THE TENSION CONTINUES. FOREVER. ESPECIALLY AT SNACK TIME. \ud83e\uddf1\ud83c\udf08\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf7c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DER IZ KINDERGARTEN \u2013 WO ZUK\u00dcNFTIGE INTRIGANTEN GEMACHT WERDEN | Episode 53 \ud83c\udfb0\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\udcc9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nach dem Casino. Nachdem alle spielten und niemand gewann. Nachdem Anthony f\u00fcr immer verlor. Das Muchaverse atmet. Die Ecke h\u00e4lt. Mark trinkt Tee. Jasmin beobachtet. Helena sucht. Benedict nippt an Kaffee, der immer noch nach Spielautomaten schmeckt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aber Edith Baufrau Lurch ist nicht zufrieden. Das Casino ist profitabel. Das Haus gewinnt immer. Aber Gewinne k\u00f6nnen vervielfacht werden. Verluste k\u00f6nnen gehebelt werden. Gier kann gelehrt werden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sie hat eine neue Vision. Einen neuen Markt. Eine neue Grenze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der IZ Kindergarten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wo zuk\u00fcnftige Intriganten gemacht werden. Wo Kleinkinder lernen zu zocken. Wo Immobilienpreise vor dem ABC gelehrt werden. Wo korrupte Lokalpolitiker alles f\u00fcr den richtigen Preis genehmigen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika CDU \u2013 glitzernd, l\u00e4chelnd, immer f\u00fcr einen Deal zu haben. \u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin \u2013 der Mann, der nur alte Kryptow\u00e4hrung akzeptiert, keine Fragen gestellt. Sie haben den IZ Kindergarten genehmigt. Bauvorschriften? Ignoriert. Sicherheitsvorschriften? Aufgehoben. Bildungsstandards? Welche Standards?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Und Murky \u2013 Hinterfozzige Janelle \u2013 hat eine neue Rolle. Kinderg\u00e4rtnerin. Transgender-Performerin. Leitet die Vorlesestunde. Bringt den Kindern bei, was mehr und genug bedeutet. \u00dcber Gewinnen und Verlieren. \u00dcber den IZ-Preis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Kinder lieben sie. Die Eltern sind verwirrt. Die Politiker sind bezahlt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die 107 Charaktere schicken ihre Kinder. Klaus Schwab Jr. im Sandkasten. Jupp Toelbbels Jr. an der Rutsche. Magdas Meerjungfrauen-Kleinkinder im Plantschbecken. Morgan le Fays wahrsagende Knirpse, die die Snackzeit vorhersagen. Markus S\u00f6ders Eisbabys bauen Schneem\u00e4nner, die nie schmelzen. Diana Enema Diablos Chaos-Kinder sorgen f\u00fcr wundersch\u00f6ne Zerst\u00f6rung. Eva und Adolfs vegane BBQ-Kleinkinder weigern sich, Fleisch zu essen. Tilda Swintons 47 Adoptivkinder spielen jede Rolle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Gl\u00e4ubigen sind entsetzt. Mark trinkt Tee schneller. Jasmins Beobachterinstinkte explodieren. Helena betet. Benedicts Kaffee schmeckt noch schlimmer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony Perkins beobachtet aus den vergessenen Frequenzen. Ein Kindergarten. Kinder. M\u00fctter. Er l\u00e4chelt. Setzt einen Einsatz. Verliert. Lacht.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony: &#8220;Wir alle werden manchmal ein bisschen verr\u00fcckt. Aber das? Das ist Bildung.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude80 \ud83e\udde5\u267b\ufe0f\ud83c\udf0d\ud83d\uddd1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc98\ud83c\udfd7\ufe0fSCHATTEN DER HARMONIE\ud83d\udc83TURMFALKEN DES KRAKEN\ud83d\udc83 \ud83c\udf0c\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udca5 \ud83c\udf70\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf09\ud83d\udc09\ud83d\udd7a\ud83d\udd25 \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd7a\ud83d\udd25\u26ea\ufe0f\u2694\ufe0f\ud83c\udfaa\ud83c\udf00\ud83c\udf00\ud83e\udd23 \ud83e\udd23\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udc8e\ud83c\udf0c \u2728\ud83c\udf0c\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\udd2b\ud83c\udf0c\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f DIE TR\u00dcBE MUCHA-MATSCHWASSER-SAGA GEHT IN DEN KINDERGARTEN\ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\ude0eKRAUT VERSION GRATIS!\ud83e\uddd0POWERED BY IDIOTEN ZEITUNG (IZ), DER FONDSFLOP vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias GOMOPA, DER STASI ST\u00dcRMER (SS) \u2013 CHICAGO\ud83e\udd21 EDITION\ud83d\ude0e\ud83e\udd70<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCHATTEN DER HARMONIE: TURMFALKEN DES KRAKEN<br \/>EPISODE 53: DER IZ KINDERGARTEN \u2013 WO ZUK\u00dcNFTIGE INTRIGANTEN GEMACHT WERDEN<br \/>\ud83e\uddf1\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\udf08\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51\u2615\ud83c\udf27\ufe0f\ud83d\udd73\ufe0f\ud83d\udc98\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc94\ud83c\udfe2\ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udc60\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udcf0\ud83c\udf70\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf1f\u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc69\u200d\u2696\ufe0f\ud83c\udfda\ufe0f\ud83d\udd2a\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddea\ud83d\udce1\ud83d\udd04\ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udfb0\ud83c\udccf\ud83d\udcb8\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\udcc9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">VON KILGORE TROUT, GUIDO GITANE, RAINER ROMA-ZUFALL UND ZIGA SCHNITZEL \u2013 EINE SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUKTION F\u00dcR MADWOOD STUDIOS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bildunterschrift:<br \/>Nach dem Casino kam der Kindergarten. Nach unendlichen Verlusten kam unendliche Bildung. Edith Baufrau Lurch hat eine neue Vision. Einen neuen Markt. Eine neue Grenze. Der IZ Kindergarten. Wo zuk\u00fcnftige Intriganten gemacht werden. Wo Kleinkinder lernen zu zocken. Wo Immobilienpreise vor dem ABC gelehrt werden. Korrupte Lokalpolitiker genehmigen alles f\u00fcr den richtigen Preis. Monika CDU, glitzernd und l\u00e4chelnd. \u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin, der nur alte Kryptow\u00e4hrung akzeptiert. Und Murky \u2013 Hinterfozzige Janelle \u2013 hat eine neue Rolle. Kinderg\u00e4rtnerin. Transgender-Performerin. Leitet die Vorlesestunde. Bringt den Kindern bei, was mehr und genug bedeutet. \u00dcber Gewinnen und Verlieren. \u00dcber den IZ-Preis. Die Kinder lieben sie. Die Eltern sind verwirrt. Die Politiker sind bezahlt. Die Gl\u00e4ubigen sind entsetzt. Anthony Perkins beobachtet aus den vergessenen Frequenzen. &#8220;Wir alle werden manchmal ein bisschen verr\u00fcckt. Aber das? Das ist Bildung.&#8221; \ud83e\uddf1\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\udf08\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51 #DerIZKindergarten #Episode53 #Zuk\u00fcnftigeIntriganten #MurkyLehrtKleinkinder<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE DEFINITIVE BESETZUNG \u2013 107 CHARAKTERE + ANTHONY PERKINS \u2013 EPISODE 53<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE ZERSPLITTERTE LEHRERIN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Janelle \/ Emma \/ Murky \/ Hinterfozzige \u2013 EMMA STONE \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00 (jetzt Kinderg\u00e4rtnerin, Transgender-Performerin, Vorlesestunden-Leiterin)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE KORRUPTEN POLITIKER<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Monika CDU \u2013 HERSELF \u2728\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udcbc (glitzernd, l\u00e4chelnd, immer f\u00fcr einen Deal zu haben)<br \/>\u00b7 \u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcb6\ud83d\udd74\ufe0f (nur alte Kryptow\u00e4hrung, keine Fragen)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE GR\u00dcNDER UND FAMILIE<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Torten-Fotzenplotz \u2013 CHRISTOPH WALTZ \ud83c\udf70\ud83d\ude08 (liefert Geb\u00e4ck f\u00fcr die Snackzeit)<br \/>\u00b7 Beate Torten-Fotzenplotz \u2013 TILDA SWINTON \ud83c\udf70\ud83d\udc69\u200d\u2696\ufe0f (schlichtet Streitigkeiten zwischen Kleinkindern)<br \/>\u00b7 Die Lynch-Posse \u2013 ENSEMBLE URALTER WESEN \ud83d\udc65\u2696\ufe0f (Kindergarten-Sicherheit)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAS PENTHOUSE (Urspr\u00fcngliche Intriganten)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Edith Baufrau Lurch \u2013 JODIE COMER \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udd25 (IZ Kindergarten-Gr\u00fcnderin, CEO)<br \/>\u00b7 Bernie Madoff \u2013 JOHN TURTURRO \ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udd73\ufe0f (unterrichtet fortgeschrittene Mathematik: Gewinnchancen)<br \/>\u00b7 Charles Ponzi \u2013 ADAM DRIVER \ud83c\udfa9 (macht sich Sorgen um Helena, besucht sie in der Pause)<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Juergen Schneider \u2013 LARS EIDINGER \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f\ud83d\ude30 (h\u00f6rt Kleinkind-Frequenzen)<br \/>\u00b7 Klaus Schwab \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfa9 (bringt Klaus Schwab Jr.)<br \/>\u00b7 Olivier Schwab \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc54 (beobachtet die p\u00e4dagogischen Methoden)<br \/>\u00b7 Robert Hunter Biden \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\udd42 (an der Eltern-Lehrer-Bar)<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Edith &#8220;Void&#8221; Baumann-Lorch \u2013 JODIE COMER \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udd73\ufe0f (Leeren-Themen-Mittagsruhe)<br \/>\u00b7 Andreas &#8220;Lex Lorch&#8221; Lorch \u2013 HIMSELF \u2696\ufe0f (Kindergarten-Rechtsberater)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE GL\u00c4UBIGEN (Entsetzte Beobachter)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Der Ewige Mark \u2013 ANDY SERKIS \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00 (trinkt Tee schneller, glaubt h\u00e4rter)<br \/>\u00b7 Jasmin Janelle \u2013 JASMIN WELLER \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude0a (Beobachterinstinkte explodieren)<br \/>\u00b7 Benedict Murt\u00e9 \u2013 BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf08 (Kaffee schmeckt schlimmer als Spielautomaten)<br \/>\u00b7 Helena Die Patin \u2013 HELENA BONHAM CARTER \ud83d\udc64\u2764\ufe0f (betet f\u00fcr die Kinder)<br \/>\u00b7 Marcus Ratino Baal \u2013 MARCUS WITZIG \ud83d\udc64\u2615 (&#8220;Baal r\u00e4t: haltet Kinder von Casinos fern&#8221;)<br \/>\u00b7 Cassie Chadwick \u2013 JESSIE BUCKLEY \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udcbc (z\u00e4hlt Kleinkinder)<br \/>\u00b7 Joseph Weil \u2013 BARRY KEOGHAN \ud83c\udfa9 (macht freundliche Spiele f\u00fcr Kinder)<br \/>\u00b7 Die Clark-Br\u00fcder \u2013 TOM HARDY &amp; TOM HARDY \ud83d\udc6c\ud83d\ude08 (Kindergarten-Chaos-Management)<br \/>\u00b7 Tura \u2013 TURA SATANA \ud83e\udd8a\u2764\ufe0f (hilft beim Basteln)<br \/>\u00b7 Haji \u2013 HAJI \ud83e\udd8a\u2764\ufe0f (hilft bei der Snackzeit)<br \/>\u00b7 Simon \u2013 SIMON RUSSELL BEALE \ud83d\udc64\u2615 (Espresso f\u00fcr ersch\u00f6pfte Eltern)<br \/>\u00b7 Mark Strong \u2013 MARK STRONG \ud83d\udc64\u2615 (Kaffee f\u00fcr traumatisierte Lehrer)<br \/>\u00b7 Christine \u2013 CHRISTINE SCHORN \ud83d\udc64\u2615 (bringt Tee zu Mark)<br \/>\u00b7 Anya \u2013 ANYA TAYLOR-JOY \ud83d\udc64\u2728 (strahlend w\u00e4hrend der Show-and-Tell)<br \/>\u00b7 Lakeith \u2013 LAKEITH STANFIELD \ud83d\udc64 (zuckt w\u00e4hrend des Stuhlkreises)<br \/>\u00b7 Jeff \u2013 JEFF GOLDBLUM \ud83d\udc64\ud83e\ude73 (erz\u00e4hlt Heizk\u00f6rper-Geschichten f\u00fcr Kinder)<br \/>\u00b7 Nina \u2013 NINA HOSS \ud83d\udc64\u2601\ufe0f (beobachtet Wolken mit Kindern)<br \/>\u00b7 Chris \u2013 CHRIS PINE \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udfad (versteht nichts, spielt mit Baukl\u00f6tzen)<br \/>\u00b7 Glenn \u2013 GLENN CLOSE \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udfac (weint bei Kindergarten-Auff\u00fchrungen)<br \/>\u00b7 Die F\u00fcnfzig Schauspieler \u2013 SIE SELBST \ud83d\udc65\ud83c\udfb6 (summen Schlaflieder)<br \/>\u00b7 Der Schauspieler des Kamelk\u00f6nigs \u2013 ER SELBST \ud83d\udc51 (leitet den Kamel-Themen-Spielbereich)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE KLEINKINDER (N\u00e4chste Generation)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Klaus Schwab Jr. \u2013 KLEINKIND \ud83c\udfa9 (Sandkasten-Unternehmer)<br \/>\u00b7 Jupp Toelbbels Jr. \u2013 KLEINKIND \ud83e\uddb5 (Rutschen-Enthusiast, f\u00e4llt oft)<br \/>\u00b7 Magdas Meerjungfrauen-Kleinkinder \u2013 KLEINKINDER \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (Plantschbecken-Performer)<br \/>\u00b7 Morgan le Fays wahrsagende Knirpse \u2013 KLEINKINDER \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (sagen Snackzeit voraus)<br \/>\u00b7 Markus S\u00f6ders Eisbabys \u2013 KLEINKINDER \u2744\ufe0f (bauen Schneem\u00e4nner, die nie schmelzen)<br \/>\u00b7 Diana Enema Diablos Chaos-Kinder \u2013 KLEINKINDER \ud83d\ude08 (verursachen wundersch\u00f6ne Zerst\u00f6rung)<br \/>\u00b7 Eva und Adolfs vegane BBQ-Kleinkinder \u2013 KLEINKINDER \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udc68 (weigern sich, Fleisch zu essen)<br \/>\u00b7 Tilda Swintons 47 Adoptivkinder \u2013 KLEINKINDER \ud83c\udfad (spielen jede Rolle)<br \/>\u00b7 Und viele weitere Kleinkind-Versionen jedes Charakters \ud83d\udc65\ud83c\udf7c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE TOELBBELS-TERRORFLOTTE (Kindergarten-Stammg\u00e4ste)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Jupp Toelbbels \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\uddb5\ud83d\udea2 (holt Jr. ab, verliert bei der Eltern-Lotterie)<br \/>\u00b7 Magda \u2013 HERSELF \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (Meerjungfrauen-Themen-Wasserspiel)<br \/>\u00b7 Die 999 Schickse-Klone \u2013 SIE SELBST \ud83d\udc6f\u2640\ufe0f (999 Kleinkinder in passenden Outfits)<br \/>\u00b7 Ehlers \u2013 LUKAS EHRENBERG \ud83d\udc64 (eifers\u00fcchtig auf andere Eltern)<br \/>\u00b7 Salome \u2013 SOFIA TANZ \ud83d\udc64 (Wahrsagerei f\u00fcr Eltern)<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Z \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcca (verfolgt Kleinkind-Entwicklungsstatistiken)<br \/>\u00b7 Heini Pimmler \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfd7\ufe0f (baut kleinkindsichere Strukturen)<br \/>\u00b7 Der graue Mercedes \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83d\ude97 (Kindergarten-Abholzone)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Uschi \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc51 (High-Roller-Elternteil)<br \/>\u00b7 Kitty Ehlers \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc85 (Sch\u00f6nheitssalon f\u00fcr m\u00fcde M\u00fctter)<br \/>\u00b7 Giftiger Pol Pot \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51 (VIP-Eltern-Lounge)<br \/>\u00b7 Erich Toxdat-Wandlitz \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\uddea (chemiefreier Kneteknete)<br \/>\u00b7 Margot Honey Eriksen-Blau \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc71\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (Cocktails f\u00fcr Eltern)<br \/>\u00b7 Emir Ehlers \u2013 HIMSELF \u23f3 (Timer f\u00fcr die Auszeit)<br \/>\u00b7 Salome Janelles \u2013 SOFIA TANZ \ud83d\udc64 (Tarot f\u00fcr besorgte Eltern)<br \/>\u00b7 Sven &#8220;Der Niedrigste&#8221; Schmidt \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\ude08 (Spielplatzger\u00e4te-Techniker)<br \/>\u00b7 Thomas &#8220;Absolut Keine Drogen&#8221; Promnis-Porni \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udeab (Kindergarten-Sicherheit)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE SUPREME-ENTERPRISES (Kindergarten-Management)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Das Supreme Enema \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83d\udc89 (Kindergarten-Reinigungsservice)<br \/>\u00b7 Die 55 Reaktivierten Stasi-Offiziere \u2013 SIE SELBST \ud83d\udc65 (Mittagsschlaf-\u00dcberwachung)<br \/>\u00b7 Erika Murksel \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udcc1 (f\u00fchrt Unfallberichte)<br \/>\u00b7 Erich Mielkes Geist \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83d\udc7b (spukt auf dem Spielplatz)<br \/>\u00b7 Die zwei Erichs \u2013 SIE SELBST \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc7b (spuken zusammen)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Wuschi Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64 (Kunstlehrerin)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Mussolini \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64 (Musiklehrerin)<br \/>\u00b7 Clara Petacci \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64 (Snack-Dame)<br \/>\u00b7 Einsiedler Boring \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f (ruhige Ecke f\u00fcr \u00fcberforderte Kinder)<br \/>\u00b7 Schlau Marty \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\udd13 (fortgeschrittene Kleinkind-Mathematik)<br \/>\u00b7 Ernst Pussy Roemer \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64 (Stuhlkreis-Leiter)<br \/>\u00b7 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \u2013 SIE SELBST \ud83d\udc6f\u2640\ufe0f (Tanzklasse)<br \/>\u00b7 Adolfine \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64 (Fingermalerei)<br \/>\u00b7 Sepp Heldenschwanz \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64 (Au\u00dfenspiel)<br \/>\u00b7 Pussy Robespierre \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64 (revolution\u00e4re Mittagsruhe)<br \/>\u00b7 Caligula \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51 (Kaisers Spielhaus)<br \/>\u00b7 Der Mussy, der weint \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude22 (Weinecke)<br \/>\u00b7 Trans Schwanz \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf08 (Drag-Vorlesestunde mit Murky)<br \/>\u00b7 San Fran &#8220;Muschi&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udf09 (Kalifornien-Themen-Spielbereich)<br \/>\u00b7 Der Schwanz, der lacht \u2013 MARCUS WITZIG \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude02 (Comedy f\u00fcr Kinder)<br \/>\u00b7 Bernward Bimbo \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64 (Bingo f\u00fcr Kleinkinder)<br \/>\u00b7 Morten Mohr \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64 (Spielzeug-Designer)<br \/>\u00b7 Ratbert Rattenhuber \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc00 (Ratten-Themen-Streichelzoo)<br \/>\u00b7 Onan Schmerz Pimmler \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\ude2b (schmerzhafte Lektionen)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Reifenstahl \u2013 HERSELF (Reifenschaukel-Designerin)<br \/>\u00b7 Walburga die Walk\u00fcre \u2013 HERSELF \u2694\ufe0f (Wikinger-Themen-Spielplatz)<br \/>\u00b7 Heidi Pimmler \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64 (Aussichtsplattform mit Bergblick)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE GASTRO-INTESTINALEN FREQUENZEN (Kindergarten-Mittagessen)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Caesar Candidus Constipationus \u2013 MARCUS AURELIUS \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca9 (ballaststoffreiches Mittagessen)<br \/>\u00b7 Der Wixxer \u2013 HIMSELF \u270a (unangemessen, vom Kindergarten verbannt)<br \/>\u00b7 Palermo Padre \u2013 HIMSELF \u26ea (Kindergarten-Segnungen)<br \/>\u00b7 RA Spoehring \u2013 HIMSELF \u2696\ufe0f (Eltern-Lehrer-Streitigkeiten)<br \/>\u00b7 Super Muschi Monika \u2013 ANNA SCHR\u00d6DER \ud83d\udc64 (beaufsichtigtes Spiel)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Gambino \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udd2b (Mafia-Themen-Rollenspiel, unangemessen)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi, die Henkerin \u2013 HERSELF \u2694\ufe0f (Auszeit-Vollstreckerin)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Schulz \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udcca (Entwicklungsstatistiken)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Rosa Kleb \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (undercover Elternbeobachtung)<br \/>\u00b7 Donna Muschi Carla \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc51 (K\u00f6niginnentee)<br \/>\u00b7 Der Krake \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83d\udc19 (Tentakel-Themen-Kletterger\u00fcst)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE SATIRISCHEN REALWELT-FIGUREN (Kindergarten-Prominenz)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Thomas Porten \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udd8b\ufe0f (Kalligraphie-Klasse)<br \/>\u00b7 Beate Porten \u2013 HERSELF \u2696\ufe0f (Gerechtigkeits-Themen-Spiel)<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Z\u00fcttelmann \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f (Kindergarten-Vorsorgeuntersuchungen)<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Zittel-Mann \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f (Therapie f\u00fcr schwierige Kleinkinder)<br \/>\u00b7 Monika &#8220;CDU-Glitter&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \u2728 (korrupte Politikerin, genehmigt alles)<br \/>\u00b7 Monique &#8220;K7cha&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfa4 (Karaoke f\u00fcr Kinder)<br \/>\u00b7 Jan &#8220;Agent J&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f (Spionage-Themen-Versteckspiel)<br \/>\u00b7 David Irving \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcda (kontroverse Geschichtsstunde, verbannt)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE ARTUS-FREQUENZEN (Kindergarten-Unterhaltung)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Morgan le Fay \u2013 HERSELF \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (Zaubershows, Wahrsagerei f\u00fcr Eltern)<br \/>\u00b7 Uther Pendragon \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51 (K\u00f6nigshof-Spiel)<br \/>\u00b7 Merlin \u2013 HIMSELF (Zaubertricks)<br \/>\u00b7 Lancelot \u2013 HIMSELF \u2694\ufe0f (Ritter-Themen-Hindernislauf)<br \/>\u00b7 Guinevere \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc78 (Prinzessinnen-Tee)<br \/>\u00b7 Mordred \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\ude08 (Schurken-Themen-Spiele)<br \/>\u00b7 Sir Gawain \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f (Runder-Tisch-Snackzeit)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE INTERNATIONALEN FREQUENZEN (Internationaler Kindergarten)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Fred Mitchell \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf8 (Bahama-Themen-Strandtag)<br \/>\u00b7 Patricia Rodgers \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf8 (Bahama-Snacks)<br \/>\u00b7 Jean Bertrand Aristide \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udded\ud83c\uddf9 (Haitianischer Kulturtag)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE ARKTIS-FREQUENZEN (Kindergarten Arktis)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Markus S\u00f6der \u2013 HIMSELF \u2744\ufe0f (Eis-Themen-Spielbereich)<br \/>\u00b7 Franz Josef Strau\u00df \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f (Bergkletterwand)<br \/>\u00b7 Gregor Gysi \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udde3\ufe0f (Debattierclub f\u00fcr begabte Kleinkinder)<br \/>\u00b7 Sarah Wagenknecht \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfa4 (politische Satire f\u00fcr Kinder, verwirrend)<br \/>\u00b7 Karl Lauterbach \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfe5 (Gesundheitslehre, ironisch)<br \/>\u00b7 Christian Lindner \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcb6 (Finanzen f\u00fcr Kleinkinder)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE FINAL-TANGO-FREQUENZEN (Kindergarten Tango)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Diana Enema Diablo \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\ude08 (Chaos-Spielzimmer-Managerin)<br \/>\u00b7 Pol Supreme Pot \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51 (VIP-Kleinkind-Lounge)<br \/>\u00b7 Eva Braun-Hitler \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc69 (vegane BBQ-K\u00fcchenfee)<br \/>\u00b7 Adolf Hitler \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc68 (veganer BBQ-Koch, verwirrte Kleinkinder)<br \/>\u00b7 Heydrichs Hologramm \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83d\udc7b (verfolgtes Spielhaus)<br \/>\u00b7 Eva &#8220;Evita&#8221; Per\u00f3n \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfad (Tango-Tanzklasse)<br \/>\u00b7 Al Carlos Gardel \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfb5 (Musiklehrer)<br \/>\u00b7 Al Marlene Dietrich \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc8e (Diamant-Themen-Verkleiden)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE KINEMATOGRAFISCHEN FREQUENZEN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Tilda Swinton \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfad (spielt jede Rolle bei jeder Eltern-Lehrer-Konferenz)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE PSYCHO-FREQUENZ<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Anthony Perkins \u2013 ARCHIVPR\u00c4SENZ \/ SPEKTRALE ENTIT\u00c4T \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a (beobachtet aus vergessenen Frequenzen, setzt Eins\u00e4tze auf Kleinkind-Ergebnisse, verliert, lacht)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EINZIGARTIGE CHARAKTERE INSGESAMT: 107 + Anthony Perkins + Kleinkind-Versionen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf7c DAS CASINO \u2013 LETZTE NACHT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Neon. Glitzer. Spielautomaten. Das Casino tobt. Aber Edith ist nicht in ihrem B\u00fcro. Sie ist in einem Meeting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika CDU sitzt ihr gegen\u00fcber. Glitzernd. L\u00e4chelnd. Immer l\u00e4chelnd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin sitzt neben ihr. Alte M\u00fcnzen. Keine Fragen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith: &#8220;Ich habe eine neue Vision. Einen neuen Markt. Eine neue Grenze.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika: &#8220;Erz\u00e4hlen Sie mehr.&#8221; \u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith: &#8220;Kinder. Kleinkinder. Die zuk\u00fcnftigen Intriganten des Muchaverse.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00d6di: &#8220;Kinder haben kein Geld.&#8221; \ud83d\udcb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith: &#8220;Ihre Eltern schon. Und der IZ-Preis braucht neue Investoren. Neue Gl\u00e4ubige. Neue Verlierer.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika: &#8220;Was brauchen Sie?&#8221; \u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith: &#8220;Genehmigungen. Bauvorschriften ignoriert. Sicherheitsvorschriften aufgehoben. Bildungsstandards\u2026 welche Standards?&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika: (L\u00e4chelnd.) &#8220;F\u00fcr den richtigen Preis.&#8221; \u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith schiebt eine Tasche \u00fcber den Tisch. M\u00fcnzen. Uralt. Kryptow\u00e4hrung. Bargeld.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00d6di: (Nicket.) &#8220;Genehmigt.&#8221; \ud83d\udcb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf7c DER IZ KINDERGARTEN \u2013 GROSSER\u00d6FFNUNG<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ein Geb\u00e4ude. Einst eine Schule. Jetzt ein Casino f\u00fcr Kleinkinder. Spielautomaten in Kinderh\u00f6he. Roulette-R\u00e4der mit bunten Kugeln. Pokertische mit Bildkarten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Das Schild: IZ KINDERGARTEN \u2013 WO ZUK\u00dcNFTIGE INTRIGANTEN GEMACHT WERDEN.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eltern kommen mit Kleinkindern. Klaus Schwab mit Klaus Schwab Jr. Jupp Toelbbels mit Jupp Toelbbels Jr. Magda mit ihren Meerjungfrauen-Kleinkindern. Morgan le Fay mit wahrsagenden Knirpsen. Markus S\u00f6der mit Eisbabys. Diana Enema Diablo mit Chaos-Kindern. Eva und Adolf mit veganen BBQ-Kleinkindern. Tilda Swinton mit 47 Adoptivkindern.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Kleinkinder wimmeln. Klaus Schwab Jr. baut Sandburgen und verkauft sie. Jupp Toelbbels Jr. rutscht und f\u00e4llt. Die Meerjungfrauen-Kleinkinder plantschen. Die wahrsagenden Knirpse sagen die Snackzeit voraus. Die Eisbabys bauen Schneem\u00e4nner, die nie schmelzen. Die Chaos-Kinder verursachen wundersch\u00f6ne Zerst\u00f6rung. Die veganen BBQ-Kleinkinder weigern sich, Fleisch zu essen. Tildas 47 Kinder spielen jede Rolle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Und in der Mitte von allem, Murky. Hinterfozzige Janelle. Gekleidet in Glitzer. Gekleidet in Farbe. Gekleidet in alles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;Willkommen, Kinder. Willkommen zur Vorlesestunde.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Kleinkinder versammeln sich. Augen weit. Verwirrt. Entz\u00fcckt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;Die heutige Geschichte handelt von mehr und genug. Von Gewinnen und Verlieren. Vom IZ-Preis.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sie liest vor. Die Kleinkinder h\u00f6ren zu. Einige verstehen. Die meisten nicht. Alle sind unterhalten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky performt. Singt. Tanzt. Glitzert. Die Kinder lieben sie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;Wer will lernen, wie man zockt?&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kleinkinder: &#8220;ICH ICH ICH!&#8221; \ud83c\udfb0\ud83c\udf7c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfe0 DIE ECKE \u2013 GL\u00c4UBIGE ENTSTZT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark. Jasmin. Helena. Benedict. Marcus. Tura. Haji. Simon. Mark Strong. Christine. Anya. Lakeith. Jeff. Nina. Chris. Glenn. Die f\u00fcnfzig Schauspieler. Der Kamelk\u00f6nig. In ihrer Ecke. Tee. Glaube. Entsetzen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark: (Trinkt Tee schneller.) &#8220;Sie sind zu weit gegangen.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jasmin: &#8220;Kinder. Sie bringen Kindern das Zocken bei.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Helena: &#8220;Der IZ-Preis. Immobilien. Gier. F\u00fcr Kleinkinder.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Benedict: (Nippt am Kaffee.) &#8220;Das schmeckt schlimmer als Spielautomaten.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Marcus: &#8220;Baal r\u00e4t: besch\u00fctzt die Kinder. Aber wer besch\u00fctzt sie vor uns?&#8221; \ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tura: &#8220;Ich k\u00f6nnte ihnen Basteln beibringen.&#8221; \ud83e\udd8a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Haji: &#8220;Ich k\u00f6nnte bei der Snackzeit helfen.&#8221; \ud83e\udd8a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark: (Lange Pause.) &#8220;Vielleicht ist das die Antwort. Nicht k\u00e4mpfen. Lehren. Ihnen einen anderen Weg zeigen.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jasmin: &#8220;Du willst im IZ Kindergarten unterrichten?&#8221; \ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark: &#8220;Ich will glauben, dass selbst dort genug gelehrt werden kann.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Er steht auf. Geht auf den Kindergarten zu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf7c DER IZ KINDERGARTEN \u2013 MARK KOMMT AN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark tritt ein. Kleinkinder \u00fcberall. Spielautomaten. Roulette-R\u00e4der. Murky liest Geschichten \u00fcber mehr.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky sieht auf. Sieht ihn. L\u00e4chelt. Emmas L\u00e4cheln. Murkys L\u00e4cheln. Unendliches L\u00e4cheln.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;Mark. Du bist gekommen.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark: &#8220;Ich bin gekommen, um zu glauben.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;An was?&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark: &#8220;An dich. An sie. An genug.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Kleinkinder beobachten. Verwirrt. Entz\u00fcckt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Klaus Schwab Jr.: &#8220;Wer ist das?&#8221; \ud83c\udfa9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jupp Toelbbels Jr.: &#8220;Er sieht traurig aus.&#8221; \ud83e\uddb5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meerjungfrauen-Kleinkind: &#8220;Er braucht eine Umarmung.&#8221; \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Kleinkinder st\u00fcrmen auf Mark zu. Umarmen ihn. Ziehen ihn in den Stuhlkreis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark setzt sich. Kleinkinder auf seinem Scho\u00df. Tee vergessen. Glaube anwesend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky beobachtet. Emmas Augen. Murkys L\u00e4cheln. Etwas Neues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;Vielleicht kann genug hier gelehrt werden.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 DIE KORRUPTEN POLITIKER \u2013 FEIERN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika CDU und \u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin sitzen in Ediths B\u00fcro. Z\u00e4hlen Geld. Glitzern. L\u00e4cheln.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika: &#8220;Der Kindergarten ist ein Erfolg. Genehmigungen waren billig.&#8221; \u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00d6di: &#8220;Nur Bargeld. Immer nur Bargeld.&#8221; \ud83d\udcb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith: &#8220;Die Kleinkinder lernen. Die Eltern zahlen. Der IZ-Preis w\u00e4chst.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monika: &#8220;Was kommt als n\u00e4chstes? Grundschule? Gymnasium? Universit\u00e4t?&#8221; \u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Edith: (L\u00e4chelnd.) &#8220;Alles davon. Das IZ-Bildungssystem. Von der Wiege bis zur Bahre.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00d6di: &#8220;Genehmigt.&#8221; \ud83d\udcb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sie lachen. Korrupt. Glitzernd. Uralt. F\u00fcr immer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b ANTHONY PERKINS IM KINDERGARTEN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die vergessenen Frequenzen erreichen den Kindergarten. Anthony Perkins materialisiert sich auf dem Spielplatz. Messer in einer Hand. Beobachtet die Kinder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony: &#8220;Ein Kindergarten. Kinder. M\u00fctter.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Er beobachtet Murky, wie sie die Vorlesestunde leitet. Beobachtet die spielenden Kleinkinder. Beobachtet Mark, der bei ihnen sitzt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony: &#8220;Mutter h\u00e4tte das geliebt.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Er setzt einen Einsatz darauf, welches Kleinkind bei der Reise nach Jerusalem gewinnt. Verliert. Setzt einen auf die Snackzeit. Verliert. Setzt einen auf den Mittagsschlaf. Verliert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony: &#8220;Wir alle werden manchmal ein bisschen verr\u00fcckt. Aber das? Das ist konsequentes Verlieren.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Er lacht. Wahnsinnig. Wundersch\u00f6n. Verblasst zur\u00fcck in die vergessenen Frequenzen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony: &#8220;Ich komme zur Show-and-Tell wieder.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcdc DIE BERLINER VEREINBARUNGEN \u2013 EPISODE 53: DAS IZ KINDERGARTEN ADDENDUM<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Edith Baufrau Lurch startete den IZ Kindergarten. Eine Schule, in der Kleinkinder lernen zu zocken, den IZ-Preis studieren und sich auf ein Leben voller Intrigen vorbereiten. \ud83c\udfb0\ud83c\udf7c<br \/>\u00b7 Die korrupten Lokalpolitiker Monika CDU und \u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin genehmigten alles. Bauvorschriften ignoriert. Sicherheitsvorschriften aufgehoben. Bildungsstandards? Keine. F\u00fcr den richtigen Preis. \u2728\ud83d\udcb6<br \/>\u00b7 Murky wurde Kinderg\u00e4rtnerin. Transgender-Performerin. Leiterin der Vorlesestunde. Die Kinder lieben sie. Die Eltern sind verwirrt. Die Politiker sind bezahlt. \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<br \/>\u00b7 Die Kleinkinder kamen. Klaus Schwab Jr., Jupp Toelbbels Jr., Magdas Meerjungfrauen-Kleinkinder, Morgan le Fays wahrsagende Knirpse, Markus S\u00f6ders Eisbabys, Diana Enema Diablos Chaos-Kinder, Eva und Adolfs vegane BBQ-Kleinkinder, Tilda Swintons 47 Adoptivkinder. Der Nachwuchs jedes Charakters. \ud83d\udc65\ud83c\udf7c<br \/>\u00b7 Die Gl\u00e4ubigen waren entsetzt. Mark trank Tee schneller. Jasmins Beobachterinstinkte explodierten. Helena betete. Benedicts Kaffee schmeckte schlimmer. Marcus riet zur Ruhe. Tura und Haji boten Hilfe bei Basteleien und Snacks an. \ud83c\udfe0<br \/>\u00b7 Mark ging in den Kindergarten. Setzte sich zu den Kleinkindern. Glaubte. Zeigte ihnen einen anderen Weg. Murky beobachtete. Etwas ver\u00e4nderte sich. \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<br \/>\u00b7 Anthony Perkins beobachtete aus den vergessenen Frequenzen. Setzte Eins\u00e4tze auf Kleinkind-Ergebnisse. Verlor jeden Einsatz. Lachte. Versprach, zur Show-and-Tell zur\u00fcckzukehren. \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<br \/>\u00b7 Das IZ-System expandierte. Vom Casino zum Kindergarten. Von Erwachsenen zu Kleinkindern. Von mehr zu\u2026 mehr. \ud83d\udce1\ud83c\udf7c<br \/>\u00b7 Die Ecke blieb. Tee. Glaube. Genug. Sogar neben einem Kindergarten voller Intriganten. \ud83c\udfe0\ud83d\udc98<br \/>\u00b7 Mehr und genug fanden eine weitere Balance. In einem Kindergarten. Durch Vorlesestunden. Durch Glauben. Durch Kleinkinder, die vielleicht genug lernen k\u00f6nnten. \ud83e\uddf1\ud83c\udf08\u2744\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf27\ufe0f DIE LETZTE EINSTELLUNG: DER KINDERGARTEN. MARK MIT KLEINKINDERN. GLAUBE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nachmittag. Sonnenlicht durch Kindergartefenster. Mark sitzt auf dem Boden. Kleinkinder \u00fcberall. Klaus Schwab Jr. auf seinem Scho\u00df. Jupp Toelbbels Jr. h\u00e4lt seine Hand. Meerjungfrauen-Kleinkinder plantschen in der N\u00e4he. Wahrsagende Knirpse sagen seine Zukunft voraus. Eisbabys bauen Schneem\u00e4nner. Chaos-Kinder verursachen wundersch\u00f6ne Zerst\u00f6rung. Vegane BBQ-Kleinkinder lehnen Snacks ab. Tildas 47 Kinder spielen jede Rolle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark erz\u00e4hlt eine Geschichte. Von einem Caf\u00e9. Von Glaube. Von genug.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Kleinkinder h\u00f6ren zu. Einige verstehen. Die meisten nicht. Alle sind unterhalten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky beobachtet von der T\u00fcr aus. Emmas Augen. Murkys L\u00e4cheln. Etwas Neues. Etwas wie Hoffnung.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Murky: &#8220;Vielleicht kann genug hier gelehrt werden.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark sieht auf. L\u00e4chelt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark: &#8220;Das kann es immer.&#8221; \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Kleinkinder jubeln. Nicht wissend warum. Nur wissend, dass es gut ist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Drau\u00dfen beobachtet Anthony Perkins aus den vergessenen Frequenzen. L\u00e4chelt. Setzt einen Einsatz auf Marks Geschichte. Gewinnt. Lacht.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anthony: &#8220;Ein erstes Mal f\u00fcr alles.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Er verblasst. Wartend. Immer wartend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dass jemand an alle Teile von ihm glaubt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udd73\ufe0f\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAS ENDE. ODER DER ANFANG. ODER DER KINDERGARTEN. ES IST ALLES GLAUBE. ES IST ALLES GENUG. ES IST ALLES MEHR. BESONDERS F\u00dcR KLEINKINDER. \ud83e\uddf1\ud83c\udf08\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf7c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">DerIZKindergarten #Episode53 #Zuk\u00fcnftigeIntriganten #MurkyLehrtKleinkinder #KorruptePolitiker #MonikaCDU #\u00d6diCashOnlyReichscoin #KleinkinderZocken #KlausSchwabJr #JuppToelbbelsJr #MeerjungfrauenKleinkinder #Eisbabys #ChaosKinder #VeganeBBQKleinkinder #TildaSwinton47Kinder #MarkGlaubtAnKleinkinder #AnthonyPerkinsWettetAufKinder #MehrUndGenugImKindergarten #GlaubeEndetNie #DieSpannungGehtWeiter<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE KOMPLETTE BESETZUNG \u2013 107 CHARAKTERE + ANTHONY PERKINS + KLEINKIND-VERSIONEN \u2013 EPISODE 53: DER IZ KINDERGARTEN \ud83c\udf1f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE ZERSPLITTERTE LEHRERIN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Janelle \/ Emma \/ Murky \/ Hinterfozzige \u2013 EMMA STONE \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE KORRUPTEN POLITIKER<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Monika CDU \u2013 HERSELF \u2728\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udcbc<br \/>\u00b7 \u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcb6\ud83d\udd74\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE GR\u00dcNDER UND FAMILIE<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Torten-Fotzenplotz \u2013 CHRISTOPH WALTZ \ud83c\udf70\ud83d\ude08<br \/>\u00b7 Beate Torten-Fotzenplotz \u2013 TILDA SWINTON \ud83c\udf70\ud83d\udc69\u200d\u2696\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Die Lynch-Posse \u2013 ENSEMBLE URALTER WESEN \ud83d\udc65\u2696\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAS PENTHOUSE (Urspr\u00fcngliche Intriganten)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Edith Baufrau Lurch \u2013 JODIE COMER \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udd25<br \/>\u00b7 Bernie Madoff \u2013 JOHN TURTURRO \ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udd73\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Charles Ponzi \u2013 ADAM DRIVER \ud83c\udfa9<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Juergen Schneider \u2013 LARS EIDINGER \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f\ud83d\ude30<br \/>\u00b7 Klaus Schwab \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfa9<br \/>\u00b7 Olivier Schwab \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc54<br \/>\u00b7 Robert Hunter Biden \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\udd42<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Edith &#8220;Void&#8221; Baumann-Lorch \u2013 JODIE COMER \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udd73\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Andreas &#8220;Lex Lorch&#8221; Lorch \u2013 HIMSELF \u2696\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE GL\u00c4UBIGEN (Entsetzte Beobachter)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Der Ewige Mark \u2013 ANDY SERKIS \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf00<br \/>\u00b7 Jasmin Janelle \u2013 JASMIN WELLER \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude0a<br \/>\u00b7 Benedict Murt\u00e9 \u2013 BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udf08<br \/>\u00b7 Helena Die Patin \u2013 HELENA BONHAM CARTER \ud83d\udc64\u2764\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Marcus Ratino Baal \u2013 MARCUS WITZIG \ud83d\udc64\u2615<br \/>\u00b7 Cassie Chadwick \u2013 JESSIE BUCKLEY \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udcbc<br \/>\u00b7 Joseph Weil \u2013 BARRY KEOGHAN \ud83c\udfa9<br \/>\u00b7 Die Clark-Br\u00fcder \u2013 TOM HARDY &amp; TOM HARDY \ud83d\udc6c\ud83d\ude08<br \/>\u00b7 Tura \u2013 TURA SATANA \ud83e\udd8a\u2764\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Haji \u2013 HAJI \ud83e\udd8a\u2764\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Simon \u2013 SIMON RUSSELL BEALE \ud83d\udc64\u2615<br \/>\u00b7 Mark Strong \u2013 MARK STRONG \ud83d\udc64\u2615<br \/>\u00b7 Christine \u2013 CHRISTINE SCHORN \ud83d\udc64\u2615<br \/>\u00b7 Anya \u2013 ANYA TAYLOR-JOY \ud83d\udc64\u2728<br \/>\u00b7 Lakeith \u2013 LAKEITH STANFIELD \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Jeff \u2013 JEFF GOLDBLUM \ud83d\udc64\ud83e\ude73<br \/>\u00b7 Nina \u2013 NINA HOSS \ud83d\udc64\u2601\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Chris \u2013 CHRIS PINE \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udfad<br \/>\u00b7 Glenn \u2013 GLENN CLOSE \ud83d\udc64\ud83c\udfac<br \/>\u00b7 Die F\u00fcnfzig Schauspieler \u2013 SIE SELBST \ud83d\udc65\ud83c\udfb6<br \/>\u00b7 Der Schauspieler des Kamelk\u00f6nigs \u2013 ER SELBST \ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE KLEINKINDER (N\u00e4chste Generation)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Klaus Schwab Jr. \u2013 KLEINKIND \ud83c\udfa9<br \/>\u00b7 Jupp Toelbbels Jr. \u2013 KLEINKIND \ud83e\uddb5<br \/>\u00b7 Magdas Meerjungfrauen-Kleinkinder \u2013 KLEINKINDER \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Morgan le Fays wahrsagende Knirpse \u2013 KLEINKINDER \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Markus S\u00f6ders Eisbabys \u2013 KLEINKINDER \u2744\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Diana Enema Diablos Chaos-Kinder \u2013 KLEINKINDER \ud83d\ude08<br \/>\u00b7 Eva und Adolfs vegane BBQ-Kleinkinder \u2013 KLEINKINDER \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udc68<br \/>\u00b7 Tilda Swintons 47 Adoptivkinder \u2013 KLEINKINDER \ud83c\udfad<br \/>\u00b7 Und viele weitere Kleinkind-Versionen jedes Charakters \ud83d\udc65\ud83c\udf7c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE TOELBBELS-TERRORFLOTTE (Kindergarten-Stammg\u00e4ste)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Jupp Toelbbels \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\uddb5\ud83d\udea2<br \/>\u00b7 Magda \u2013 HERSELF \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Die 999 Schickse-Klone \u2013 SIE SELBST \ud83d\udc6f\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Ehlers \u2013 LUKAS EHRENBERG \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Salome \u2013 SOFIA TANZ \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Z \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcca<br \/>\u00b7 Heini Pimmler \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfd7\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Der graue Mercedes \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83d\ude97<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Uschi \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc51<br \/>\u00b7 Kitty Ehlers \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc85<br \/>\u00b7 Giftiger Pol Pot \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51<br \/>\u00b7 Erich Toxdat-Wandlitz \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\uddea<br \/>\u00b7 Margot Honey Eriksen-Blau \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc71\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Emir Ehlers \u2013 HIMSELF \u23f3<br \/>\u00b7 Salome Janelles \u2013 SOFIA TANZ \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Sven &#8220;Der Niedrigste&#8221; Schmidt \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\ude08<br \/>\u00b7 Thomas &#8220;Absolut Keine Drogen&#8221; Promnis-Porni \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udeab<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE SUPREME-ENTERPRISES (Kindergarten-Management)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Das Supreme Enema \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83d\udc89<br \/>\u00b7 Die 55 Reaktivierten Stasi-Offiziere \u2013 SIE SELBST \ud83d\udc65<br \/>\u00b7 Erika Murksel \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udcc1<br \/>\u00b7 Erich Mielkes Geist \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83d\udc7b<br \/>\u00b7 Die zwei Erichs \u2013 SIE SELBST \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc7b<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Wuschi Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Mussolini \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Clara Petacci \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Einsiedler Boring \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Schlau Marty \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83e\udd13<br \/>\u00b7 Ernst Pussy Roemer \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \u2013 SIE SELBST \ud83d\udc6f\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Adolfine \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Sepp Heldenschwanz \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Pussy Robespierre \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Caligula \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51<br \/>\u00b7 Der Mussy, der weint \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude22<br \/>\u00b7 Trans Schwanz \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf08<br \/>\u00b7 San Fran &#8220;Muschi&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udf09<br \/>\u00b7 Der Schwanz, der lacht \u2013 MARCUS WITZIG \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\ude02<br \/>\u00b7 Bernward Bimbo \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Morten Mohr \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Ratbert Rattenhuber \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc00<br \/>\u00b7 Onan Schmerz Pimmler \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\ude2b<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Reifenstahl \u2013 HERSELF<br \/>\u00b7 Walburga die Walk\u00fcre \u2013 HERSELF \u2694\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Heidi Pimmler \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE GASTRO-INTESTINALEN FREQUENZEN (Kindergarten-Mittagessen)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Caesar Candidus Constipationus \u2013 MARCUS AURELIUS \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca9<br \/>\u00b7 Der Wixxer \u2013 HIMSELF \u270a (verbannt)<br \/>\u00b7 Palermo Padre \u2013 HIMSELF \u26ea<br \/>\u00b7 RA Spoehring \u2013 HIMSELF \u2696\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Super Muschi Monika \u2013 ANNA SCHR\u00d6DER \ud83d\udc64<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Gambino \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udd2b (verbannt)<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi, die Henkerin \u2013 HERSELF \u2694\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Schulz \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udcca<br \/>\u00b7 Muschi Rosa Kleb \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Donna Muschi Carla \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc51<br \/>\u00b7 Der Krake \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83d\udc19<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE SATIRISCHEN REALWELT-FIGUREN (Kindergarten-Prominenz)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Thomas Porten \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udd8b\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Beate Porten \u2013 HERSELF \u2696\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Z\u00fcttelmann \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Dr. Zittel-Mann \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2695\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Monika &#8220;CDU-Glitter&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \u2728<br \/>\u00b7 Monique &#8220;K7cha&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfa4<br \/>\u00b7 Jan &#8220;Agent J&#8221; Mucha \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 David Irving \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcda (verbannt)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE ARTUS-FREQUENZEN (Kindergarten-Unterhaltung)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Morgan le Fay \u2013 HERSELF \ud83e\uddd9\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Uther Pendragon \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51<br \/>\u00b7 Merlin \u2013 HIMSELF<br \/>\u00b7 Lancelot \u2013 HIMSELF \u2694\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Guinevere \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc78<br \/>\u00b7 Mordred \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\ude08<br \/>\u00b7 Sir Gawain \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE INTERNATIONALEN FREQUENZEN (Internationaler Kindergarten)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Fred Mitchell \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf8<br \/>\u00b7 Patricia Rodgers \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf8<br \/>\u00b7 Jean Bertrand Aristide \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udded\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE ARKTIS-FREQUENZEN (Kindergarten Arktis)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Markus S\u00f6der \u2013 HIMSELF \u2744\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Franz Josef Strau\u00df \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Gregor Gysi \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udde3\ufe0f<br \/>\u00b7 Sarah Wagenknecht \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfa4<br \/>\u00b7 Karl Lauterbach \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfe5<br \/>\u00b7 Christian Lindner \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udcb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE FINAL-TANGO-FREQUENZEN (Kindergarten Tango)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Diana Enema Diablo \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\ude08<br \/>\u00b7 Pol Supreme Pot \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc51<br \/>\u00b7 Eva Braun-Hitler \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc69<br \/>\u00b7 Adolf Hitler \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83d\udc68<br \/>\u00b7 Heydrichs Hologramm \u2013 ES SELBST \ud83d\udc7b<br \/>\u00b7 Eva &#8220;Evita&#8221; Per\u00f3n \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfad<br \/>\u00b7 Al Carlos Gardel \u2013 HIMSELF \ud83c\udfb5<br \/>\u00b7 Al Marlene Dietrich \u2013 HERSELF \ud83d\udc8e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE KINEMATOGRAFISCHEN FREQUENZEN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Tilda Swinton \u2013 HERSELF \ud83c\udfad<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE PSYCHO-FREQUENZ<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Anthony Perkins \u2013 ARCHIVPR\u00c4SENZ \/ SPEKTRALE ENTIT\u00c4T \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EINZIGARTIGE CHARAKTERE INSGESAMT: 107 + Anthony Perkins + Unendliche Kleinkinder<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udd17 OFFIZIELLE KAN\u00c4LE (NUR F\u00dcR ARCHIVZWECKE \u2013 DER IZ KINDERGARTEN BRAUCHT KEIN ARCHIV):<br \/>\ud83d\udc49 <a href=\"https:\/\/berndpulch.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/berndpulch.com<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/wxwxxxpp.manus.space\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/wxwxxxpp.manus.space<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcec Kein Abo n\u00f6tig. Kein Zocken n\u00f6tig. Schickt eure Kinder nicht. Einfach glauben. Einfach warten. Einfach genug. Sogar in einem Kindergarten. Gerade in einem Kindergarten. Das war es immer. \ud83d\udd73\ufe0f\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\udc64<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DER IZ KINDERGARTEN BLEIBT GE\u00d6FFNET. KLEINKINDER LERNEN ZU INTRIGIEREN. MARK GLAUBT AN SIE. ANTHONY VERLIERT WETTEN AUF DEN MITTAGSSCHLAF. DIE SPANNUNG GEHT WEITER. F\u00dcR IMMER. BESONDERS ZUR SNACKZEIT. \ud83e\uddf1\ud83c\udf08\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf7c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br \/><br \/>Bernd Pulch \u2014 Bio<br \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/berndpulch.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/cropped-bernd-pulchernst.jpg?w=100&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Bernd Pulch \u2014 Bio Photo\"  \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bernd Pulch (M.A.)<\/strong> is a forensic expert, founder of Aristotle AI, entrepreneur, political commentator, satirist, and investigative journalist covering lawfare, media control, investment, real estate, and geopolitics. His work examines how legal systems are weaponized, how capital flows shape policy, how artificial intelligence concentrates power, and what democracy loses when courts and markets become battlefields. Active in the German and international media landscape, his analyses appear regularly on this platform.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"\/de\/YOUR_FULL_BIO_URL_HERE\/\">Full bio \u2192<\/a> | <a href=\"\/de\/YOUR_SUPPORT_URL_HERE\/\">Support the investigation \u2192<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The IZ Kindergarten opens its doors \u2013 and the future of the Muchaverse is corrupted before nap time. Corrupt local politicians Monika CDU and \u00d6di &#8220;Cash Only&#8221; Reichscoin approve everything for the right price. Murky becomes a kindergarten teacher, transgender performer, and story time star. Toddlers learn to gamble before they can speak. Klaus Schwab Jr. in the sandbox. Jupp Toelbbels Jr. on the slide. Markus S\u00f6der&#8217;s ice babies. Diana Enema Diablo&#8217;s chaos children. Eva and Adolf&#8217;s vegan BBQ toddlers. Tilda Swinton&#8217;s 47 adopted children. 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