{"id":936588,"date":"2026-03-02T18:44:36","date_gmt":"2026-03-02T23:44:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/berndpulch.org\/?p=936588"},"modified":"2026-09-09T05:26:52","modified_gmt":"2026-09-09T09:26:52","slug":"%f0%9f%94%a5-dr-z-idiot-zeitung-iz-exclusive-next-episode-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%91%bb%f0%9f%8f%84%e2%99%82%ef%b8%8f-north-americas-greatest-slut-ghost-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/2026\/03\/02\/%f0%9f%94%a5-dr-z-idiot-zeitung-iz-exclusive-next-episode-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%91%bb%f0%9f%8f%84%e2%99%82%ef%b8%8f-north-americas-greatest-slut-ghost-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"\ud83d\udd25 DR Z &amp; IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) \u2013 EXCLUSIVE NEXT EPISODE \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u2642\ufe0f &#8220;NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT \u2013 GHOST EDITION&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u2642\ufe0f\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udc83 HOLLYWOOD S\u00c9ANCE \u2013 THE AFTERLIFE AUDITIONS \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udc83"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/iili.io\/qBICnwu.gif?ssl=1\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-9-16 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"embed-youtube\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"SYLVIA INVADES HOLLYWOOD \u2013 35 American Ghosts STAND NO CHANCE \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udce1\ud83c\udf0e\" width=\"422\" height=\"750\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aB_Hre4TjZA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; 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GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udd25DR Z &amp; IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) \u2013 EXCLUSIVE NEXT EPISODE \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f&#8221;\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b&#8221; \u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udce1\ud83d\udc94\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7bPowered by Dr. Z., Gomopa4Kids, Stasi Frauen Support Staffel, Free Fritzl Front, the Brazilian Black-Hole-Syndikat, the Surf-NSZis World Domination Tour sponsors, the Clone War Profiteers, the Schicklgruber Lust Syndicate, the Libertarian Shark Cartel &amp; now Messalina&#8217;s Sl \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf0a\ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\uddfd\ud83d\udc78BY BERNWARD BIMBO, ERNST NEGER 6, MORTEN MOHR &amp; DIANA NEGERKUSS \u2013 A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/v76jbp6-sylvia-schnackselburger-descends-upon-hollywood.-chaos-follows.-.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/rumble.com\/v76jbp6-sylvia-schnackselburger-descends-upon-hollywood.-chaos-follows.-.html<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8b WHERE AMERICAN LEGENDS MEET THEIR GHOSTS \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f\ud83c\udf19<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udccb COMPLETE ACTOR LIST \u2013 DR Z &amp; IDIOT ZEITUNG UNIVERSE \ud83d\udccb<br>All Characters from All Episodes (1-42 + Reichstag Crossover + North America)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 CORE CAST (THE LIVING)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Character Actor Emoji Status<br>Sylvia Schnackselburger Monica Bellucci \ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udce1\ud83c\udf0e Ex-goddess, South American media mogul, now producing American version<br>Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z) Michael Fassbender \ud83e\udde0\ud83c\udf31\ud83c\udf30\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73 Saint, celebrity chef, now Hollywood head chef<br>Janelle Varon Zendaya \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udcc9\ud83d\ude31 Forensic analyst, now tracking American ghosts<br>Markus Ehlers Dev Patel \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udcd6\ud83c\udf7f Colon safety consultant, now American ghost safety advisor<br>Salome Volkov Anya Taylor-Joy \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udd2e\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73 Pattern recognizer, now sees American ghost recipes<br>Ach\u00e9 &amp; The Pygmy Collective Lupita Nyong&#8217;o \ud83c\udf34\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83e\udd14 Keepers of the Real, confused by American ghosts<br>Loba \u00c9lodie Yung \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udcde Translator, now ghost translator<br>Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (Ghost) Daniel Br\u00fchl \ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udd8b\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95 Visionary, now Reichstag resident ghost<br>Dona Espinha Wagner Moura \u26d3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf30\ud83d\udc9a Ex-wife, restaurant partner, now jealous of American ghosts<br>Freya Cate Blanchett \ud83e\udd85\u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc40 Goddess of Intervention, watching in horror<br>Adolf Sharkler (President of Afterlife) Andy Serkis \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3\u2b50 Journaling, restaurant critic, now judging ghost cooking<br>General &#8220;Buck&#8221; Turgidson John C. Reilly \ud83c\udf96\ufe0f\ud83d\udcda\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7 Lost, found in Buenos Aires, now Hollywood tourist<br>President Merkin Muffley Charles Dance \ud83e\udd85\ud83d\udcdc\ud83c\udf0d Issuing continental sanctions, now ghost sanctions<br>The Gray Mercedes \/ Sub-Routine Schmidt James Spader &amp; Christoph Waltz \ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udc43\ud83e\uddfe Auditing, now auditing American transactions<br>Wotan Mads Mikkelsen \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcc9\ud83c\udf77 Hungover sommelier, now very hungover in Hollywood<br>The Ku Klux Klan Motion-Capture Mob \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf6 Weaving protest bracelets, now with &#8220;ghost protest&#8221; logos<br>The Schicklgruber Singers Girl Group \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\udfa4 Now singing American standards<br>Keith Flint (Posthumous CGI) CGI \u2699\ufe0f\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udfb5 Providing the beat for all shows<br>The Seedpod Creature CGI \ud83c\udf31\ud83d\udc64\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f Has opinions about America, now running for Congress<br>Mama Wati Angela Bassett \ud83c\udf0b\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73 Ghost kitchen consultant<br>Kikazi Florence Kasumba \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f Ghost security<br>Nyoka Thuso Mbedu \ud83d\udc0d\ud83c\udf3f\ud83e\udd57 Ghost ingredient consultant<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b REICHSTAG GHOSTS (FROM &#8220;THE GHOST IN THE REICHSTAG&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ghost Character Actor Emoji Status<br>Ratbert Rattenhuber (Security Chief Ghost) Sepp Heldenschwanz \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd26 Guarding ghosts from ghosts, now confused by America<br>Onan Pain Pimmler (Dysfunctional Family Ghost) Hermit Boring \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d Method-acting ghost, now method-acting American<br>Heidi Pimmler (Family Ghost) Smart Marty \ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25 Method-acting ghostess, now competing<br>Heini Pimmler (Family Ghost) Ernst &#8220;Pussy&#8221; Roemer \ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc66\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude21 Method-acting ghost, now arguing in kitchen<br>Muschi Reifenstahl (Director Ghost) Walburga the Valkyrie \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc83 Visionary director, now directing Hollywood<br>Muschi Wuschi Mucha (Chorus Ghost) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 Greek chorus, now sighing collectively<br>Muschi Mussolini (Chorus Ghost) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 Fascist chorus, now judging pasta<br>Edith Mucha (Chorus Ghost) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \ud83d\udcfb\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 Radio chorus, now commentating<br>San Fran &#8220;Muschi&#8221; Mucha (Chorus Ghost) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \ud83c\udf09\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 Hippie chorus, now confused<br>Clara Petacci (Mussolini&#8217;s Mistress Ghost) Pen\u00e9lope Cruz \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d Returning guest star, now resident chef in Hollywood<br>Adolfine (Hitler&#8217;s Sister Ghost?!) Adolfine \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b Desperate scene-stealer, now trying to cook<br>Pussy Robespierre (Revolution Ghost) Trans Schwanz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a Historical frenemy, now dueling in kitchen<br>Caligula (Emperor Ghost) The Schwanz Who Laughs \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude08 Historical frenemy, now laughing while cooking<br>The Mussy Who Weeps (Emotional Ghost) The Schwanz Who Laughs \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfad Weeping ghost, now weeping over onions<br>Trans Schwanz (Androgynous Ghost) Trans Schwanz \u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2694\ufe0f Dueling ghost, now dueling with spatulas<br>The Schwanz Who Laughs (Laughing Ghost) The Schwanz Who Laughs \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a Laughing ghost, now laughing at recipes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf0d SOUTH AMERICAN LEGENDS (FROM &#8220;SOUTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Legend Actor Emoji Status<br>Xica da Silva (Brazil \u2013 WINNER) Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc51 International icon, now head judge in Hollywood<br>Evita Per\u00f3n (Argentina) \u00darsula Corber\u00f3 \ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude0c Ghost, now campaigning in Hollywood<br>La Quintrala (Chile) Daniela Vega \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd2a Murderess, now cooking with knives<br>La Llorona (Regional Legend) Cecilia Su\u00e1rez \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude22 Weeping woman, now weeping over Hollywood<br>Carmen Miranda (Fruit Hat Icon \u2013 CGI) Ana de Armas (CGI) \ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\udc52\ud83c\udfa4 Performing, now Hollywood entertainment<br>Frida Kahlo (Artist \u2013 CGI) Eiza Gonz\u00e1lez (CGI) \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udfa8 Judge, now painting American ghosts<br>Diego Maradona&#8217;s Ghost CGI \u26bd\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77 Commentating, now confused by baseball<br>Gabriel Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez&#8217;s Ghost CGI \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u270d\ufe0f Writing, now writing American magical realism<br>The Andes Cannibals (Survivors) Motion-Capture \ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\udf56\ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f Caterers, now catering for ghosts<br>Pablo Escobar&#8217;s Hippos CGI Hippos \ud83e\udd9b\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udde3\ufe0f They have opinions about America<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 NAZI MISTRESSES (GHOST EDITION)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mistress Actor Emoji Status<br>Eva Braun Margot Robbie \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b Guest judge, now judging American ghosts<br>Magda Goebbels Cate Blanchett (dual role) \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\u2620\ufe0f Puppet tour, now puppets meet Hollywood<br>Unity Mitford Saoirse Ronan \ud83d\udc82\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc98 Hypnotic commentator, now hypnotized by LA<br>Geli Raubal Dakota Fanning \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udcde Ghostly correspondent, now in Hollywood<br>Emmy Goering Helena Bonham Carter \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd8a Fur consultant, now Hollywood fur consultant<br>Margherita Sarfatti Salma Hayek \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u2721\ufe0f Head writer, now writing American ghost scripts<br>Leni Riefenstahl Scarlett Johansson \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc83 Director, now filming Hollywood ghosts<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f ANCIENT GHOSTS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ancient Ghost Actor Emoji Status<br>Messalina (Roman Empress) Eva Green \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc0d\ud83c\udf0e Empress, now leading American production<br>Tiberius the Tiger CGI (Ian McKellen voice) \ud83d\udc05\u2b50\ud83c\udf5d Restaurant critic, now judging American ghost food<br>David Airwing Christoph Waltz \ud83c\udf9b\ufe0f\ud83d\udc79\ud83d\udcbb Hacking, now hacking American ghost frequencies<br>Judge Roland Freisler Bruno Ganz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2696\ufe0f Guest judge, now judging Americans<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 NORTH AMERICAN LEGENDS (NEW CAST)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">American Legend Actor Emoji Status<br>Marilyn Monroe Ana de Armas \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b Icon, now winner<br>Jacqueline Kennedy Natalie Portman \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc99 First Lady, now runner-up<br>Sacagawea Amber Midthunder \ud83c\udff9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf04 Explorer, now runner-up<br>Pocahontas Devery Jacobs \ud83c\udf43\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udff9 Legend, now runner-up<br>Salem Witches Collective Ensemble (13 actresses) \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf9 13 witches, now best group<br>Amelia Earhart Hilary Swank \u2708\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf0e Aviator, now best disappearing act<br>Marilyn&#8217;s Dress (Ghost) CGI \ud83d\udc57\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udca8 Her dress has opinions<br>Jim Morrison CGI \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77 Doors frontman, now best poet<br>Janis Joplin CGI \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc8a Singer, now competitor<br>Kurt Cobain CGI \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude14 Musician, now competitor<br>Amy Winehouse CGI \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf78 Singer, now competitor<br>Whitney Houston CGI \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\u2728 Singer, now best vocalist<br>Michael Jackson CGI \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50 King of Pop, now best dancer<br>Elvis Presley CGI \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8 King of Rock, now best king<br>Abraham Lincoln&#8217;s Ghost Daniel Day-Lewis (CGI) \ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcdc President, now best president<br>George Washington&#8217;s Ghost CGI \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 First president, now competitor<br>Benjamin Franklin&#8217;s Ghost CGI \ud83e\ude81\ud83d\udc7b\u26a1 Inventor, now best inventor<br>Harriet Tubman Cynthia Erivo \ud83d\ude82\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50 Freedom fighter, now best activist<br>Rosa Parks Viola Davis \ud83d\ude8c\ud83d\udc7b\u270a Civil rights icon, now best activist<br>Martin Luther King Jr. CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f Leader, now best activist<br>Malcolm X CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25 Activist, now best activist<br>Andy Warhol CGI \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd6b Artist, now competitor<br>Edie Sedgwick Sienna Miller \ud83d\udc8a\ud83d\udc7b\u2728 It girl, now competitor<br>James Dean CGI \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0e Rebel, now best rebel<br>John Belushi CGI \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf7a Comedian, now competitor<br>Chris Farley CGI \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf69 Comedian, now competitor<br>River Phoenix CGI \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf1f Actor, now competitor<br>Heath Ledger CGI \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udccf Actor, now competitor<br>Prince CGI \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8 Musician, now competitor<br>David Bowie CGI \u26a1\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udfa4 Musician, now competitor<br>Freddie Mercury CGI \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa4 Musician, now best musician<br>John F. Kennedy CGI \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 President, now competitor<br>Robert F. Kennedy CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 Senator, now competitor<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa EUROPEAN LEGENDS (TEASER \u2013 NEXT EPISODE)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">European Legend Actor Emoji Status<br>Marie Antoinette (TBA) \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf70\ud83d\udc7b Baking, coming soon<br>Napoleon (TBA) \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b Planning, coming soon<br>Joan of Arc (TBA) \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\u2694\ufe0f Hearing recipes, coming soon<br>Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (TBA) \ud83c\udfbc\ud83d\udc7b Composing menus, coming soon<br>Ludwig van Beethoven (TBA) \ud83c\udfb9\ud83d\udc7b Can&#8217;t hear but can taste, coming soon<br>Vincent van Gogh (TBA) \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf3b Has opinions about potatoes, coming soon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc94 THE LOVE DODECAGON (ALL PARTICIPANTS)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Player Role Actor In Love With\u2026 Emoji<br>Janelle Producer Zendaya Ehlers (still) \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc94<br>Markus Ehlers Financier Dev Patel Eva Schwarz (still obsessed) \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<br>Eva Schwarz Secret Mistress Eva Schwarz Dead SS Officer (still) \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\u26b0\ufe0f<br>Muschi Reifenstahl Director Walburga the Valkyrie Eva Schwarz (muse) \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<br>The Schwanz Who Laughs Actor The Schwanz Who Laughs Janelle (still trying) \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udcbb<br>Hermit Boring Actor Hermit Boring CATERING (always) \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udf5d<br>Clara Petacci Mistress Ghost Pen\u00e9lope Cruz Dr. Z (still flirting) \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<br>Xica da Silva Queen Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo HER CROWN (but Dr. Z is cute) \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<br>Ratbert Rattenhuber Security Ghost Sepp Heldenschwanz ORDER (still none) \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udccb<br>The Mussy Who Weeps Emotional Ghost The Schwanz Who Laughs ATTENTION (still weeping) \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc40<br>Marilyn Monroe American Ghost Ana de Armas JFK&#8217;s Ghost? Elvis? Herself? \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udd14<br>James Dean American Ghost CGI Marilyn? Speed? Rebellion? \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\ude0e<br>Elvis Presley American Ghost CGI Marilyn? Peanut butter? The 50s? \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfac SUMMARY BY ACTOR<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Actor Roles<br>Monica Bellucci Sylvia Schnackselburger<br>Michael Fassbender Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z)<br>Zendaya Janelle Varon<br>Dev Patel Markus Ehlers<br>Anya Taylor-Joy Salome Volkov<br>Lupita Nyong&#8217;o Ach\u00e9 &amp; The Pygmy Collective<br>\u00c9lodie Yung Loba<br>Daniel Br\u00fchl Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (Ghost)<br>Wagner Moura Dona Espinha<br>Cate Blanchett Freya, Magda Goebbels (dual role)<br>Andy Serkis Adolf Sharkler<br>John C. Reilly General &#8220;Buck&#8221; Turgidson<br>Charles Dance President Merkin Muffley<br>James Spader The Gray Mercedes<br>Christoph Waltz Sub-Routine Schmidt, David Airwing<br>Mads Mikkelsen Wotan<br>Angela Bassett Mama Wati<br>Florence Kasumba Kikazi<br>Thuso Mbedu Nyoka<br>Sepp Heldenschwanz Ratbert Rattenhuber<br>Hermit Boring Onan Pain Pimmler<br>Smart Marty Heidi Pimmler<br>Ernst &#8220;Pussy&#8221; Roemer Heini Pimmler<br>Walburga the Valkyrie Muschi Reifenstahl<br>999 Schickse Schicklgrubers Muschi Quartet (rotating)<br>Pen\u00e9lope Cruz Clara Petacci<br>Adolfine Adolfine<br>Trans Schwanz Trans Schwanz, Pussy Robespierre<br>The Schwanz Who Laughs Caligula, The Mussy Who Weeps, The Schwanz Who Laughs<br>Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo Xica da Silva<br>\u00darsula Corber\u00f3 Evita Per\u00f3n<br>Daniela Vega La Quintrala<br>Cecilia Su\u00e1rez La Llorona<br>Ana de Armas Carmen Miranda (CGI), Marilyn Monroe<br>Eiza Gonz\u00e1lez Frida Kahlo (CGI)<br>Margot Robbie Eva Braun<br>Saoirse Ronan Unity Mitford<br>Dakota Fanning Geli Raubal<br>Helena Bonham Carter Emmy Goering<br>Salma Hayek Margherita Sarfatti<br>Scarlett Johansson Leni Riefenstahl<br>Eva Green Messalina<br>Ian McKellen Tiberius the Tiger (voice)<br>Bruno Ganz Judge Roland Freisler<br>Natalie Portman Jacqueline Kennedy<br>Amber Midthunder Sacagawea<br>Devery Jacobs Pocahontas<br>Hilary Swank Amelia Earhart<br>Cynthia Erivo Harriet Tubman<br>Viola Davis Rosa Parks<br>Sienna Miller Edie Sedgwick<br>Daniel Day-Lewis Abraham Lincoln (CGI)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcca STATISTICS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Category Count<br>Total Living Cast 25<br>Reichstag Ghosts 17 (+ 999 Chorus Members)<br>South American Legends 10<br>Nazi Mistresses 8<br>Ancient Ghosts 4<br>North American Legends 35<br>European Legends (Teaser) 6<br>TOTAL (including Chorus) ~1,100+ Actors<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As of: After North America&#8217;s Greatest Slut \u2013 Ghost Edition \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Powered by Dr. Z., Gomopa4Kids, Stasi Frauen Support Staffel, Free Fritzl Front, the Brazilian Black-Hole-Syndikat, the Surf-NSZis World Domination Tour sponsors, the Clone War Profiteers, the Schicklgruber Lust Syndicate, the Libertarian Shark Cartel, Messalina&#8217;s Slave Empire, the Reichstag Spectral Catering Corps &amp; now HOLLYWOOD GHOST PRODUCTIONS \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf0a\ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\uddfd\ud83d\udc78<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fotzen Fritz Version Gratis presented by IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &amp; GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udccd THREE MONTHS AFTER THE REICHSTAG COOKING S\u00c9ANCE \ud83d\udccd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hollywood. The Roosevelt Hotel. Midnight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The ghosts of AMERICAN LEGENDS have gathered. They heard about the Reichstag. They want their OWN competition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Messalina has ARRIVED. Tiberius is with her. The Reichstag ghosts have FLOWN IN (ghosts can travel, obviously). The South American legends are GUEST JUDGES.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dr. Z has set up his kitchen at the HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT \u2013 the most haunted hotel in LA. Marilyn Monroe&#8217;s ghost reportedly STAYS HERE. Tonight, she&#8217;s COMPETING.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfac THE COMPLETE CAST \u2013 NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT (GHOST EDITION) \ud83c\udfac<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 CORE CAST (THE LIVING \u2013 RETURNING):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Character Actor Emoji Status<br>Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z) Michael Fassbender \ud83e\udde0\ud83c\udf31\ud83c\udf30\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73 Saint, celebrity chef, now HOLLYWOOD HEAD CHEF<br>Sylvia Schnackselburger Monica Bellucci \ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udce1\ud83c\udf0e Media mogul, now PRODUCING THE AMERICAN VERSION<br>Janelle Varon Zendaya \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udcc9\ud83d\ude31 Forensic analyst, now TRACKING AMERICAN GHOSTS<br>Markus Ehlers Dev Patel \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udcd6\ud83c\udf7f Colon safety consultant, now AMERICAN GHOST SAFETY<br>Salome Volkov Anya Taylor-Joy \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udd2e\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73 Pattern recognizer, now SEES AMERICAN GHOST RECIPES<br>Dona Espinha Wagner Moura \u26d3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf30\ud83d\udc9a Dr. Z&#8217;s wife, now JEALOUS OF AMERICAN GHOSTS<br>Wotan Mads Mikkelsen \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcc9\ud83c\udf77 Sommelier, now VERY HUNGOVER IN HOLLYWOOD<br>The Gray Mercedes James Spader &amp; Christoph Waltz \ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udc43\ud83e\uddfe Auditing AMERICAN TRANSACTIONS<br>The Seedpod Creature CGI \ud83c\udf31\ud83d\udc64\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f Has OPINIONS about America, NOW RUNNING FOR CONGRESS<br>The Schicklgruber Singers Girl Group \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\udfa4 Now singing AMERICAN STANDARDS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b REICHSTAG GHOSTS (VISITING AMERICA):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ghost Character Actor Emoji Status<br>Ratbert Rattenhuber Sepp Heldenschwanz \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd26 Security ghost, CONFUSED BY AMERICA<br>Onan Pain Pimmler Hermit Boring \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d Method-acting ghost, now METHOD-ACTING AMERICAN<br>Heidi &amp; Heini Pimmler Smart Marty &amp; Ernst &#8220;Pussy&#8221; Roemer \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc68\ud83d\udc66\ud83d\udc7b Still arguing, NOW IN ENGLISH<br>Muschi Reifenstahl Walburga the Valkyrie \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc83 Director ghost, now DIRECTING HOLLYWOOD<br>Clara Petacci Pen\u00e9lope Cruz \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d Resident chef, now TEACHING AMERICANS PASTA<br>The Muschi Quartet 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 Greek chorus, now COMMENTATING ON AMERICA<br>Pussy Robespierre Trans Schwanz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a Revolution ghost, now CONFUSED BY CAPITALISM<br>Caligula The Schwanz Who Laughs \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude08 Emperor ghost, now LOVING HOLLYWOOD EXCESS<br>The Mussy Who Weeps The Schwanz Who Laughs \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfad Weeping ghost, now WEEPING OVER LA TRAFFIC<br>Trans Schwanz Trans Schwanz \u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2694\ufe0f Androgynous ghost, now FINDING AMERICA FREEING<br>The Schwanz Who Laughs The Schwanz Who Laughs \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a Laughing ghost, now LAUGHING AT AMERICAN POLITICS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf0d SOUTH AMERICAN LEGENDS (GUEST JUDGES):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Legend Actor Emoji Status<br>Xica da Silva Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc51 Winner, now HEAD JUDGE<br>Evita Per\u00f3n \u00darsula Corber\u00f3 \ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude0c Ghost, now CRITIQUING AMERICAN AMBITION<br>La Quintrala Daniela Vega \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd2a Murderess, now JUDGING AMERICAN VIOLENCE<br>La Llorona Cecilia Su\u00e1rez \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude22 Weeping woman, now WEEPING AT HOLLYWOOD<br>Carmen Miranda Ana de Armas (CGI) \ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\udc52\ud83c\udfa4 Fruit hat icon, now PERFORMING<br>Frida Kahlo Eiza Gonz\u00e1lez (CGI) \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udfa8 Artist, now PAINTING AMERICAN GHOSTS<br>Diego Maradona&#8217;s Ghost CGI \u26bd\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77 Commentating, now CONFUSED BY BASEBALL<br>Gabriel Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez&#8217;s Ghost CGI \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u270d\ufe0f Writing, now WRITING AMERICAN MAGICAL REALISM<br>Pablo Escobar&#8217;s Hippos CGI Hippos \ud83e\udd9b\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udde3\ufe0f They came too, OPINIONS ABOUT AMERICA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 NAZI MISTRESSES (GHOST EDITION \u2013 RETURNING):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mistress Actor Emoji Status<br>Eva Braun Margot Robbie \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b Guest judge, now JUDGING AMERICAN GHOSTS<br>Magda Goebbels Cate Blanchett \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\u2620\ufe0f Puppet tour, now PUPPETS MEET HOLLYWOOD<br>Unity Mitford Saoirse Ronan \ud83d\udc82\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc98 Hypnotic commentator, now HYPNOTIZED BY LA<br>Geli Raubal Dakota Fanning \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udcde Ghostly correspondent, now IN HOLLYWOOD<br>Emmy Goering Helena Bonham Carter \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd8a Fur consultant, now HOLLYWOOD FUR CONSULTANT<br>Margherita Sarfatti Salma Hayek \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u2721\ufe0f Head writer, now WRITING AMERICAN GHOST SCRIPTS<br>Leni Riefenstahl Scarlett Johansson \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc83 Director, now FILMING HOLLYWOOD GHOSTS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f ANCIENT GHOSTS (RETURNING):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ancient Ghost Actor Emoji Status<br>Messalina Eva Green \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc0d\ud83c\udf0e Empress, now RUNNING AMERICAN PRODUCTION<br>Tiberius the Tiger CGI (Ian McKellen) \ud83d\udc05\u2b50\ud83c\udf5d Restaurant critic, now REVIEWING AMERICAN GHOST FOOD<br>David Airwing Christoph Waltz \ud83c\udf9b\ufe0f\ud83d\udc79\ud83d\udcbb Hacking, now HACKING AMERICAN GHOST FREQUENCIES<br>Judge Freisler Bruno Ganz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2696\ufe0f Guest judge, now JUDGING AMERICANS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 NEW CAST \u2013 NORTH AMERICAN LEGENDS (GHOST EDITION):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">American Legend Actor Emoji Status<br>Marilyn Monroe Ana de Armas \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b Icon, now COMPETING<br>Jacqueline Kennedy Natalie Portman \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc99 First Lady, now COMPETING<br>Sacagawea Amber Midthunder \ud83c\udff9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf04 Explorer, now COMPETING<br>Pocahontas Devery Jacobs \ud83c\udf43\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udff9 Legend, now COMPETING<br>Salem Witches Collective Ensemble Cast \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf9 13 witches, now COMPETING AS GROUP<br>Amelia Earhart Hilary Swank \u2708\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf0e Aviator, now COMPETING<br>Marilyn&#8217;s Dress (Ghost) CGI \ud83d\udc57\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udca8 Her dress has OPINIONS<br>Jim Morrison CGI \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77 Doors frontman, now COMPETING<br>Janis Joplin CGI \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc8a Singer, now COMPETING<br>Kurt Cobain CGI \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude14 Musician, now COMPETING<br>Amy Winehouse CGI \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf78 Singer, now COMPETING<br>Whitney Houston CGI \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\u2728 Vocalist, now COMPETING<br>Michael Jackson CGI \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50 King of Pop, now COMPETING<br>Elvis Presley CGI \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8 King of Rock, now COMPETING<br>Abraham Lincoln&#8217;s Ghost Daniel Day-Lewis (CGI) \ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcdc President, now COMPETING<br>George Washington&#8217;s Ghost CGI \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 First president, now COMPETING<br>Benjamin Franklin&#8217;s Ghost CGI \ud83e\ude81\ud83d\udc7b\u26a1 Inventor, now COMPETING<br>Harriet Tubman Cynthia Erivo \ud83d\ude82\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50 Freedom fighter, now COMPETING<br>Rosa Parks Viola Davis \ud83d\ude8c\ud83d\udc7b\u270a Civil rights icon, now COMPETING<br>Martin Luther King Jr. CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f Leader, now COMPETING<br>Malcolm X CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25 Activist, now COMPETING<br>Coco Chanel Marion Cotillard \ud83d\udc57\ud83d\udc7b\u2728 Fashion icon, now COMPETING (she&#8217;s FRENCH but LIVES in America)<br>Andy Warhol CGI \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd6b Artist, now COMPETING<br>Edie Sedgwick Sienna Miller \ud83d\udc8a\ud83d\udc7b\u2728 It girl, now COMPETING<br>James Dean CGI \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0e Rebel, now COMPETING<br>John Belushi CGI \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf7a Comedian, now COMPETING<br>Chris Farley CGI \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf69 Comedian, now COMPETING<br>River Phoenix CGI \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf1f Actor, now COMPETING<br>Heath Ledger CGI \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udccf Actor, now COMPETING<br>Prince CGI \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8 Musician, now COMPETING<br>David Bowie CGI \u26a1\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udfa4 Musician, now COMPETING (he&#8217;s BRITISH but AMERICAN icon)<br>Freddie Mercury CGI \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa4 Musician, now COMPETING (BRITISH but LOVED America)<br>John F. Kennedy CGI \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 President, now COMPETING<br>Robert F. Kennedy CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 Senator, now COMPETING<br>Martin Luther King Jr. CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f Leader, now COMPETING<br>Malcolm X CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25 Activist, now COMPETING<br>Rosa Parks Viola Davis \ud83d\ude8c\ud83d\udc7b\u270a Icon, now COMPETING<br>Harriet Tubman Cynthia Erivo \ud83d\ude82\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50 Freedom fighter, now COMPETING<br>Sojourner Truth CGI \ud83d\udce2\ud83d\udc7b\u270a Abolitionist, now COMPETING<br>Frederick Douglass CGI \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcd6 Orator, now COMPETING<br>Walt Whitman CGI \ud83d\udcdd\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf3f Poet, now COMPETING<br>Emily Dickinson CGI \u270d\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfe1 Poet, now COMPETING<br>Edgar Allan Poe CGI \ud83d\udda4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc26\u200d\u2b1b Writer, now COMPETING<br>Mark Twain CGI \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcda Writer, now COMPETING<br>Ernest Hemingway CGI \ud83c\udf79\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcd6 Writer, now COMPETING<br>F. Scott Fitzgerald CGI \ud83e\udd42\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcda Writer, now COMPETING<br>Zelda Fitzgerald CGI \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udc7b\u2728 Muse, now COMPETING<br>Tennessee Williams CGI \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf19 Playwright, now COMPETING<br>Arthur Miller CGI \ud83d\udcdd\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfad Playwright, now COMPETING<br>Marilyn Monroe (again) Ana de Armas \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b She&#8217;s WORTH two entries<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc94 THE LOVE DECAGON (NOW A LOVE DODECAGON WITH AMERICAN GHOSTS) \ud83d\udc94<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Player Role In Love With\u2026 Emoji<br>Janelle Producer Ehlers (still) \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc94<br>Ehlers Financier Eva Schwarz (still obsessed) \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<br>Eva Schwarz Secret Mistress Dead SS Officer (still) \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\u26b0\ufe0f<br>Muschi Reifenstahl Director Eva Schwarz (muse) \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<br>The Schwanz Who Laughs Actor Janelle (still trying) \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udcbb<br>Hermit Boring Actor CATERING (always) \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udf5d<br>Clara Petacci Mistress Ghost Dr. Z (still flirting) \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<br>Xica da Silva Queen HER CROWN (but Dr. Z is cute) \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<br>Ratbert Rattenhuber Security Ghost ORDER (still none) \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udccb<br>The Mussy Who Weeps Emotional Ghost ATTENTION (still weeping) \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc40<br>Marilyn Monroe American Ghost JFK&#8217;s Ghost? ELVIS? HERSELF? \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udd14<br>James Dean American Ghost MARILYN? SPEED? REBELLION? \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\ude0e<br>Elvis Presley American Ghost MARILYN? PEANUT BUTTER? THE 50s? \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcfa THE PLOT: &#8220;NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT \u2013 GHOST EDITION&#8221; \ud83d\udcfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 1: HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT HOTEL (NIGHT) \ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Visual: The legendary Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. Pool. Palm trees. GHOSTS everywhere. Marilyn Monroe&#8217;s ghost by the pool. James Dean leaning on a vintage car. Elvis in the corner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA (Eva Green, imperial robes, standing on a balcony): &#8220;Welcome to HOLLYWOOD. Welcome to the AFTERLIFE. Welcome to\u2026 NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT \u2013 GHOST EDITION!&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf0e\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS (CGI, roaring): &#8220;FIVE PAWS FOR THIS VENUE!&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z (Michael Fassbender, chef whites, Hollywood sign behind him): &#8220;We&#8217;ve cooked with survivors. We&#8217;ve cooked with Reichstag ghosts. Now\u2026 we cook with AMERICAN LEGENDS. The stakes? ETERNAL FAME.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA DA SILVA (Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo, diamonds, crown): &#8220;I won South America. Now I JUDGE America. This will be INTERESTING.&#8221; \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc8e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA PETACCI (Pen\u00e9lope Cruz, floating): &#8220;Mussolini marinara\u2026 meets AMERICAN DINER FOOD. I&#8217;m EXCITED.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 2: THE AMERICAN GHOSTS ARRIVE \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN MONROE (Ana de Armas, white dress, floating over subway grate): &#8220;I&#8217;ve been waiting for this. A COMPETITION. A CROWN. ATTENTION.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JACQUELINE KENNEDY (Natalie Portman, pillbox hat, elegant): &#8220;I was First Lady. Now I&#8217;m FIRST GHOST. I will win with GRACE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc99<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SACAGAWEA (Amber Midthunder, explorer gear, determined): &#8220;I guided Lewis and Clark. I will guide MYSELF to victory.&#8221; \ud83c\udff9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">POCAHONTAS (Devery Jacobs, natural, strong): &#8220;I bridged worlds. Now I bridge LIFE and DEATH. In the KITCHEN.&#8221; \ud83c\udf43\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udff9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SALEM WITCHES COLLECTIVE (13 actresses, spectral, creepy): &#8220;We were BURNED. We were HANGED. Now we COOK. REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD\u2026 OR HOT\u2026 WE&#8217;RE FLEXIBLE.&#8221; \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AMELIA EARHART (Hilary Swank, flight jacket, confident): &#8220;I disappeared over the Pacific. Now I&#8217;ve REAPPEARED. In Hollywood. To COOK.&#8221; \u2708\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN&#8217;S DRESS (CGI, floating independently): &#8220;I have OPINIONS. I am WORN. I am ICONIC. I COMPETE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc57\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udca8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JIM MORRISON (CGI, leather pants, poetic): &#8220;The doors of perception\u2026 lead to the KITCHEN. Let&#8217;s cook. LET&#8217;S BREAK ON THROUGH.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANIS JOPLIN (CGI, feather boa, raw): &#8220;I sang with my SOUL. Now I cook with my SOUL. And maybe some BOOZE.&#8221; \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc8a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">KURT COBAIN (CGI, cardigan, sad eyes): &#8220;I wrote the music. Now I write RECIPES. It&#8217;s\u2026 something.&#8221; \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude14<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AMY WINEHOUSE (CGI, beehive, honest): &#8220;I sang about REHAB. Now I&#8217;m in the ULTIMATE REHAB. The AFTERLIFE. And I&#8217;m COOKING.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf78<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WHITNEY HOUSTON (CGI, gown, angelic): &#8220;I will always love you\u2026 and also PASTA. Let&#8217;s COOK.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MICHAEL JACKSON (CGI, sparkling glove, iconic): &#8220;Hee hee! This is THRILLER\u2026 in the KITCHEN!&#8221; \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ELVIS PRESLEY (CGI, jumpsuit, cape): &#8220;Thank you. Thank you very much. I&#8217;m in the BUILDING. And I&#8217;m COOKING.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ABRAHAM LINCOLN&#8217;S GHOST (Daniel Day-Lewis CGI, top hat, serious): &#8220;Four score and seven years ago\u2026 I ate something. Now I COOK.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcdc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GEORGE WASHINGTON&#8217;S GHOST (CGI, wooden teeth, dignified): &#8220;I cannot tell a lie\u2026 I am a TERRIBLE cook. But I will TRY.&#8221; \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BENJAMIN FRANKLIN&#8217;S GHOST (CGI, kite, curious): &#8220;I discovered electricity. Now I discover FLAVOR. Let&#8217;s EXPERIMENT.&#8221; \ud83e\ude81\ud83d\udc7b\u26a1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HARRIET TUBMAN (Cynthia Erivo, determined, strong): &#8220;I led hundreds to freedom. Now I lead MYSELF to a CROWN.&#8221; \ud83d\ude82\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSA PARKS (Viola Davis, quiet strength): &#8220;I sat down so others could stand up. Now I STAND in the KITCHEN.&#8221; \ud83d\ude8c\ud83d\udc7b\u270a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. (CGI, powerful, peaceful): &#8220;I have a DREAM\u2026 that one day, GHOSTS and SURVIVORS will cook TOGETHER. In PEACE.&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MALCOLM X (CGI, intense, fiery): &#8220;By any means necessary\u2026 I will WIN this competition.&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANDY WARHOL (CGI, silver wig, detached): &#8220;In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. I&#8217;ve had MY 15. Now I want a CROWN.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd6b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EDIE SEDGWICK (Sienna Miller, edgy, fragile): &#8220;I was Warhol&#8217;s muse. Now I&#8217;m my OWN muse. In the KITCHEN.&#8221; \ud83d\udc8a\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JAMES DEAN (CGI, rebellious, cool): &#8220;Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking CORPSE. And now\u2026 COOK.&#8221; \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOHN BELUSHI (CGI, wild, funny): &#8220;I was BLUES BROTHERS. Now I&#8217;m SOUL FOOD BROTHERS. With MYSELF.&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf7a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CHRIS FARLEY (CGI, lovable, enthusiastic): &#8220;I lived in a VAN down by the RIVER! Now I live in HOLLYWOOD! And I COOK!&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf69<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RIVER PHOENIX (CGI, beautiful, tragic): &#8220;My own private Idaho\u2026 now my own private KITCHEN.&#8221; \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf1f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HEATH LEDGER (CGI, intense, brilliant): &#8220;Why so SERIOUS? Let&#8217;s COOK.&#8221; \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udccf<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PRINCE (CGI, purple, genius): &#8220;I would DIE 4 U. But I&#8217;m already DEAD. So I&#8217;ll COOK 4 U.&#8221; \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAVID BOWIE (CGI, alien, legendary): &#8220;Ground control to Major Tom\u2026 I&#8217;m COOKING in the KITCHEN. Floating in a most peculiar way.&#8221; \u26a1\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREDDIE MERCURY (CGI, iconic, powerful): &#8220;Mama, just killed a MAN\u2026 put a knife against his THROAT\u2026 put some GARLIC in the sauce\u2026 now I&#8217;m COOKING!&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JFK (CGI, charismatic, haunted): &#8220;Ask not what your kitchen can do for you\u2026 ask what YOU can do for your KITCHEN.&#8221; \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RFK (CGI, hopeful, tragic): &#8220;Some men see things as they are and ask WHY. I dream things that never were and ask WHY NOT\u2026 add GARLIC?&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 3: THE CHALLENGE ANNOUNCED \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;Tonight&#8217;s challenge \u2013 AMERICAN COMFORT FOOD. With a GHOSTLY TWIST. Each contestant must prepare a dish that represents their LEGACY.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: &#8220;Marilyn \u2013 you first. What will you cook?&#8221; \ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 CHAMPAGNE POACHED SALMON. With a side of DIAMONDS. And AMBITION.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JACKIE: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 CAMELOT CASSEROLE. Elegant. Historical. PERFECT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc99<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SACAGAWEA: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 BISON STEW. With wild herbs. The way my people taught me.&#8221; \ud83c\udff9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">POCAHONTAS: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 CORN PUDDING. With smoked fish. Two worlds, ONE DISH.&#8221; \ud83c\udf43\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udff9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SALEM WITCHES: (In unison) &#8220;We&#8217;ll cook\u2026 WITCHES&#8217; BREW. With TOADSTOOLS. And SPELLS. And REVENGE.&#8221; \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AMELIA: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 SKY PIE. Light. Airy. DISAPPEARING. Like me.&#8221; \u2708\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JIM: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 RIDERS ON THE STORM CHILI. Spicy. Psychedelic. TRANSFORMATIVE.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANIS: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 PIECE OF MY HEART PIE. Sweet. Sour. RAW.&#8221; \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc8a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">KURT: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT SOUP. Angsty. Confused. HOPEFUL.&#8221; \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude14<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AMY: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 REHAB RISOTTO. Comforting. Complicated. HONEST.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf78<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WHITNEY: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU LASAGNA. Layered. Emotional. ETERNAL.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MICHAEL: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 THRILLER THYME CHICKEN. With a BEAT. Hee hee!&#8221; \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ELVIS: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 PEANUT BUTTER &amp; BANANA FRIED SANDWICH. The King&#8217;s FAVORITE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LINCOLN: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 EMANCIPATION EMPANADAS. Freeing FLAVOR for all.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcdc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WASHINGTON: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 CHERRY TREE COBBLER. I cannot tell a lie \u2013 it&#8217;s DELICIOUS.&#8221; \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FRANKLIN: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 ELECTRIFIED EEL SOUP. With KEY. For CONDUCTIVITY.&#8221; \ud83e\ude81\ud83d\udc7b\u26a1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HARRIET: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 FREEDOM FRITTATA. Every bite TASTES like liberty.&#8221; \ud83d\ude82\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSA: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 EQUALITY ETOUFFEE. Spicy. Strong. UNSHAKEABLE.&#8221; \ud83d\ude8c\ud83d\udc7b\u270a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MLK: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 DREAM DRUMSTICKS. With HOPE sauce. And PEACE potatoes.&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MALCOLM X: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 BY ANY MEANS BURGERS. With FIRE. And TRUTH.&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANDY: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 CAMPBELL&#8217;S SOUP CASSEROLE. 15 minutes of FAME in every bite.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd6b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EDIE: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 FACTORY FISH. Warhol&#8217;s muse. NOW MY OWN.&#8221; \ud83d\udc8a\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JAMES: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE RIBS. With COOL sauce.&#8221; \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOHN: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 SOUL FOOD SOUL MAN STEW. With extra BLUES.&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf7a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CHRIS: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER VEGETABLES. Simple. Honest. HILARIOUS.&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf69<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RIVER: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 IDAHO POTATOES. My own private MASH.&#8221; \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf1f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HEATH: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 JOKER JAMBALAYA. Why so SERIOUS? Add SPICE.&#8221; \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udccf<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PRINCE: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 PURPLE PASTA. With RASPBERRY BERRET. And GENIUS.&#8221; \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BOWIE: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 ZIGGY STARDUST ZUCCHINI. With STARMAN sauce.&#8221; \u26a1\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREDDIE: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY BEEF WELLINGTON. Is this the REAL LIFE? Is this just FANTASY? It&#8217;s DELICIOUS.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JFK: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 NEW FRONTIER NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER. Ask not what your CHOWDER can do for you\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RFK: &#8220;I&#8217;ll cook\u2026 HOPE HASH. With DREAMS. And JUSTICE.&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 4: THE COOKING BEGINS \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MONTAGE. 45 minutes. Absolute CHAOS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Marilyn&#8217;s dress floating independently, adding champagne to salmon \ud83d\udc57\ud83c\udf7e<br>\u00b7 Jackie&#8217;s elegant hands, perfectly folding casserole \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 Sacagawea hunting ghost bison (she&#8217;s a ghost, she can) \ud83c\udff9<br>\u00b7 Pocahontas blending corn and smoke \ud83c\udf43<br>\u00b7 Salem Witches chanting over cauldron \ud83d\udd25<br>\u00b7 Amelia&#8217;s pie floating \u2013 literally DISAPPEARING and REAPPEARING \u2708\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 Jim Morrison reciting poetry while stirring chili \ud83c\udfa4<br>\u00b7 Janis wailing while baking pie \ud83c\udfb8<br>\u00b7 Kurt looking sad but cooking intensely \ud83c\udfb8<br>\u00b7 Amy singing &#8220;Rehab&#8221; while making risotto \ud83c\udfa4<br>\u00b7 Whitney hitting high notes while layering lasagna \ud83c\udfa4<br>\u00b7 Michael moonwalking with chicken \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 Elvis shaking hips while frying sandwiches \ud83d\udc51<br>\u00b7 Lincoln giving Gettysburg Address while making empanadas \ud83c\udfa9<br>\u00b7 Washington chopping cherry tree (symbolically) \u2694\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 Franklin attaching kite to eel soup (for SCIENCE) \ud83e\ude81<br>\u00b7 Harriet leading vegetables to freedom \ud83d\ude82<br>\u00b7 Rosa sitting calmly while etouffee simmers \ud83d\ude8c<br>\u00b7 MLK preaching while drumsticks grill \u270a<br>\u00b7 Malcolm X fiery speeches while burgers sizzle \u270a<br>\u00b7 Andy Warhol canning soup (literally) \ud83c\udfa8<br>\u00b7 Edie looking fabulous while fish bakes \ud83d\udc8a<br>\u00b7 James Dean rebelling against recipes \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 John Belushi doing Blues Brothers dance while stew cooks \ud83d\ude02<br>\u00b7 Chris Farley falling into vegetables (then getting up) \ud83d\ude02<br>\u00b7 River Phoenix poetic potato mashing \ud83c\udfac<br>\u00b7 Heath Ledger Joker laugh while stirring jambalaya \ud83c\udfad<br>\u00b7 Prince playing guitar while pasta cooks \ud83d\udc9c<br>\u00b7 David Bowie changing personas mid-stir \u26a1<br>\u00b7 Freddie Mercury operatic singing while beef wellington bakes \ud83d\udc51<br>\u00b7 JFK inspiring clams to greatness \ud83d\ude80<br>\u00b7 RFK hoping for perfect hash \u270a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 5: THE JUDGES TASTE \ud83d\udc45\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JURY PANEL:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Xica da Silva \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7<br>\u00b7 Clara Petacci \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b<br>\u00b7 Adolf Sharkler \ud83e\udd88<br>\u00b7 Tiberius the Tiger \ud83d\udc05<br>\u00b7 Judge Freisler \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<br>\u00b7 Frida Kahlo \ud83c\udfa8<br>\u00b7 Maradona&#8217;s Ghost \u26bd<br>\u00b7 Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez&#8217;s Ghost \ud83d\udcda<br>\u00b7 Schicklgruber Singers \ud83d\udc6f\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DISHES TASTED:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN&#8217;S CHAMPAGNE SALMON: &#8220;Bubbly. Fishy. ICONIC.&#8221; \u2013 Tiberius: FOUR PAWS \ud83d\udc05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JACKIE&#8217;S CAMELOT CASSEROLE: &#8220;Elegant. Historical. TASTES like KENNEDY.&#8221; \u2013 Freisler: 10! \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SACAGAWEA&#8217;S BISON STEW: &#8220;Wild. Earthy. GUIDES you to FLAVOR.&#8221; \u2013 Maradona: GOAL! \u26bd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">POCAHONTAS&#8217;S CORN PUDDING: &#8220;Two worlds. One MOUTH. MAGICAL.&#8221; \u2013 Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez: Magical realism IN CORN FORM \ud83d\udcda<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SALEM WITCHES&#8217; BREW: &#8220;Spicy. Spooky. REVENGE-FLAVORED.&#8221; \u2013 Xica: Interesting. VERY interesting. \ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AMELIA&#8217;S SKY PIE: &#8220;Light. Airy. DISAPPEARED. Then REAPPEARED. 5 stars.&#8221; \u2013 Clara: Mamma mia! \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JIM&#8217;S CHILI: &#8220;Riders on the storm\u2026 in my MOUTH. Psychedelic.&#8221; \u2013 Frida: Surreal. BEAUTIFUL. \ud83c\udfa8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANIS&#8217;S PIE: &#8220;Piece of my HEART. Raw. Real. DELICIOUS.&#8221; \u2013 Schicklgruber Singers: (Harmonizing) &#8220;Pie\u2026 PIE\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc6f\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">KURT&#8217;S SOUP: &#8220;Angsty. Confused. Smells like TEEN SPIRIT. 4 paws.&#8221; \u2013 Tiberius: Interesting TEXTURE. \ud83d\udc05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AMY&#8217;S RISOTTO: &#8220;Rehab RISOTTO. Comforting. Complicated. HONEST.&#8221; \u2013 Clara: This ITALIAN approves. \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WHITNEY&#8217;S LASAGNA: &#8220;I will always love you\u2026 and this LASAGNA. Layered. Emotional. 5 paws.&#8221; \u2013 Tiberius: TRANSCENDENT. \ud83d\udc05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MICHAEL&#8217;S CHICKEN: &#8220;Hee hee! THRILLER in my MOUTH! 5 paws AND a moonwalk.&#8221; \u2013 Freisler: THIS IS THRILLING! \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ELVIS&#8217;S SANDWICH: &#8220;Peanut butter. Banana. Fried. THE KING. 5 paws.&#8221; \u2013 Adolf Sharkler: The KING of SANDWICHES. \ud83d\udc51\ud83e\udd88<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LINCOLN&#8217;S EMPANADAS: &#8220;Four score and seven years ago\u2026 I tasted FREEDOM. 5 paws.&#8221; \u2013 Maradona: Emancipation PROCLAMATION in PASTA form. \u26bd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WASHINGTON&#8217;S COBBLER: &#8220;I cannot tell a lie. This is DELICIOUS. 4 paws.&#8221; \u2013 Frida: Honest. BEAUTIFUL. \ud83c\udfa8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FRANKLIN&#8217;S EEL SOUP: &#8220;Electric. Shocking. SCIENTIFIC. 4 paws.&#8221; \u2013 Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez: Magical realism\u2026 in SOUP. Again! \ud83d\udcda<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HARRIET&#8217;S FRITTATA: &#8220;Every bite tastes like LIBERTY. 5 paws AND a freedom medal.&#8221; \u2013 Xica: This is WINNING. \ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSA&#8217;S ETOUFFEE: &#8220;Spicy. Strong. UNSHAKEABLE. 5 paws.&#8221; \u2013 Clara: Mamma mia, this is POWER. \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MLK&#8217;S DRUMSTICKS: &#8220;I have a DREAM\u2026 and it TASTES like this. 5 paws AND peace.&#8221; \u2013 Tiberius: Inspiring AND delicious. \ud83d\udc05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MALCOLM X&#8217;S BURGERS: &#8220;By any means necessary\u2026 this burger is FIERCE. 5 paws AND fire.&#8221; \u2013 Freisler: THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY! \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANDY&#8217;S SOUP CASSEROLE: &#8220;15 minutes of fame in every bite. 4 paws AND pop art.&#8221; \u2013 Frida: Warhol would be PROUD. \ud83c\udfa8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EDIE&#8217;S FISH: &#8220;Factory fish. Warhol&#8217;s muse. NOW MY OWN. 4 paws AND edge.&#8221; \u2013 Schicklgruber Singers: &#8220;Edie\u2026 EDIE\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc6f\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JAMES&#8217;S RIBS: &#8220;Rebel without a cause? REBEL WITH RIBS. 5 paws AND cool.&#8221; \u2013 Maradona: James Dean in MOUTH form. \u26bd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOHN&#8217;S STEW: &#8220;Soul food SOUL MAN stew. Extra BLUES. 5 paws AND laughter.&#8221; \u2013 Clara: This is JOY. \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CHRIS&#8217;S VEGETABLES: &#8220;Van down by the river VEGETABLES. Simple. Honest. HILARIOUS. 4 paws.&#8221; \u2013 Freisler: THIS MAKES ME LAUGH! \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RIVER&#8217;S POTATOES: &#8220;Idaho POTATOES. My own private MASH. 4 paws AND poetry.&#8221; \u2013 Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez: Poetic potatoes. BEAUTIFUL. \ud83d\udcda<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HEATH&#8217;S JAMBALAYA: &#8220;Why so SERIOUS? Add SPICE. 5 paws AND madness.&#8221; \u2013 Tiberius: The Joker would APPROVE. \ud83d\udc05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PRINCE&#8217;S PASTA: &#8220;Purple PASTA. Raspberry BERRET. GENIUS. 5 paws AND royalty.&#8221; \u2013 Xica: This is ART. \ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BOWIE&#8217;S ZUCCHINI: &#8220;Ziggy Stardust ZUCCHINI. Starman SAUCE. 5 paws AND alien.&#8221; \u2013 Frida: Out of this WORLD. \ud83c\udfa8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREDDIE&#8217;S BEEF WELLINGTON: &#8220;Bohemian Rhapsody BEEF. Is this REAL LIFE? Is this FANTASY? 5 paws AND opera.&#8221; \u2013 Schicklgruber Singers: (Singing) &#8220;BEEF\u2026 WELLINGTON\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc6f\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JFK&#8217;S CHOWDER: &#8220;New Frontier CHOWDER. Ask not what your chowder can do for you\u2026 5 paws AND inspiration.&#8221; \u2013 Maradona: JFK in a BOWL. \u26bd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RFK&#8217;S HASH: &#8220;Hope HASH. With DREAMS. And JUSTICE. 5 paws AND optimism.&#8221; \u2013 Clara: This is AMERICA. \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 6: THE LOVE DODECAGON EXPLODES \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANELLE (on screen): &#8220;Ehlers! You&#8217;re still staring at Eva Schwarz! She&#8217;s a GHOST! An AMERICAN ghost now!&#8221; \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS (in Hollywood, mesmerized by Eva): &#8220;But she&#8217;s TRANSCENDENT. And her RECIPE was\u2026 INSPIRING.&#8221; \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EVA SCHWARZ (floating, noir): &#8220;Heinrich? No. But this FINANCIER is\u2026 PERSISTENT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUSCHI REIFENSTAHL: &#8220;Eva! My MUSE! Cook for ME in HOLLYWOOD!&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE SCHWANZ WHO LAUGHS (on screen): &#8220;Janelle! I&#8217;m still laughing! For YOU!&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HERMIT BORING (eating ghost catering): &#8220;This American catering\u2026 BETTER than Reichstag catering.&#8221; \ud83d\ude2b\ud83c\udf5d\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA PETACCI (to Dr. Z): &#8220;Ezekiel\u2026 Dona is in Berlin. I&#8217;m in HOLLYWOOD. With MARILYN. We could have something.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA DA SILVA (appearing): &#8220;Clara. He&#8217;s MARRIED. To DONA. Respect the RING.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN MONROE (floating over): &#8220;Darlings. Love is COMPLICATED. I loved JFK. I loved ELVIS. I loved MYSELF. That&#8217;s the key.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JAMES DEAN (leaning on counter): &#8220;Rebel without a cause? I have a CAUSE now. MARILYN.&#8221; \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ELVIS (appearing): &#8220;Thank you. Thank you very much. Marilyn, baby, the KING is here.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN: &#8220;Boys. I&#8217;m a GHOST. I&#8217;m COMPETING. I don&#8217;t have TIME.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JFK&#8217;s GHOST (appearing): &#8220;Marilyn\u2026 baby\u2026 ask not what your country can do for you\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN: &#8220;Jack. You&#8217;re DEAD. I&#8217;m DEAD. It&#8217;s OVER.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude11<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RFK&#8217;s GHOST: &#8220;Marilyn\u2026 some men see things as they are\u2026&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN: &#8220;BOBBY. NO.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: (Head in hands) &#8220;The Love Decagon is now a Love\u2026 I&#8217;VE LOST COUNT. I&#8217;m just a CHEF.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\ude35<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WOTAN: (Handing wine) &#8220;Drink. Hollywood does this to EVERYONE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83c\udf77<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 7: THE VERDICT \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udfc6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ADOLF SHARKLER: (Standing) &#8220;After tasting 47 dishes\u2026 we have a decision.&#8221; \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;The competition was FIERCE. The flavors were TRANSCENDENT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREISLER: (Screaming) &#8220;I EXECUTE\u2026 NO, I CROWN\u2026 SEVERAL! I CAN&#8217;T CHOOSE!&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA: &#8220;As head judge, I have the final say. The winner of NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT \u2013 GHOST EDITION is\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DRUMROLL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA: &#8220;MARILYN MONROE!&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udfc6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN: (Crying, floating) &#8220;I finally won something. Thank you. Thank you HOLLYWOOD. Thank you GHOSTS.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RUNNER UP: JACQUELINE KENNEDY \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc99<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RUNNER UP: SACAGAWEA \ud83c\udff9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RUNNER UP: POCAHONTAS \ud83c\udf43\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udff9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BEST GROUP: SALEM WITCHES COLLECTIVE \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BEST MUSICIAN: FREDDIE MERCURY \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BEST REBEL: JAMES DEAN \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BEST KING: ELVIS PRESLEY \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BEST PRESIDENT: ABRAHAM LINCOLN \ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcdc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BEST ACTIVIST: HARRIET TUBMAN, ROSA PARKS, MLK, MALCOLM X (TIE) \u270a\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BEST ARTIST: FRIDA KAHLO (she judged AND won? She&#8217;s TALENTED) \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BEST POET: JIM MORRISON \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BEST VOCALIST: WHITNEY HOUSTON \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BEST DANCER: MICHAEL JACKSON \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BEST INVENTOR: BENJAMIN FRANKLIN \ud83e\ude81\ud83d\udc7b\u26a1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BEST DISAPPEARING ACT: AMELIA EARHART \u2708\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 8: THE CELEBRATION \ud83c\udf89\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hollywood Roosevelt pool. GHOST PARTY. Marilyn on a throne. Jackie elegant. Sacagawea dancing. Pocahontas laughing. Witches brewing (fun punch). Musicians jamming \u2013 Freddie, Elvis, Michael, Prince, Bowie, Janis, Kurt, Amy, Whitney ALL performing together. The REICHSTAG GHOSTS dancing with AMERICAN GHOSTS. SOUTH AMERICAN LEGENDS judging approvingly. NAZI MISTRESSES taking notes for their OWN comeback.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: (Crying) &#8220;This\u2026 this is AMERICA. This is the AFTERLIFE. This is\u2026 BEAUTIFUL.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: (Smiling) &#8220;I planned this. I EXECUTED this. I AM THE EMPRESS OF ENTERTAINMENT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;FIVE PAWS FOR THE EMPRESS.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA: (To Clara) &#8220;We judged well. We chose well. Survival AND death\u2026 both won.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA: &#8220;Next time\u2026 EUROPE&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT? Imagine the POSSIBILITIES.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA: &#8220;Europe? With ALL those ghosts? That would be\u2026 MAGNIFICENT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 9: THE GRAY MERCEDES AUDITS HOLLYWOOD \ud83d\ude97\ud83e\uddfe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Gray Mercedes parks on Hollywood Boulevard. Receipt prints:<code>\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550 GRAY MERCEDES - AUDIT: NORTH AMERICA'S GREATEST SLUT (GHOST EDITION) \u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550 HOLLYWOOD EVENT: \u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593 \u2713 HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT TRANSFORMED INTO GHOST KITCHEN \u2713 47 AMERICAN GHOSTS PARTICIPATING \u2713 47 REICHSTAG GHOSTS VISITING \u2713 11 SOUTH AMERICAN LEGENDS JUDGING \u2713 13 SALEM WITCHES (COLLECTIVE) \u2713 1 MARILYN MONROE \u2192 WINNER \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b \u2713 1 JACKIE KENNEDY \u2192 RUNNER UP \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f \u2713 1 SACAGAWEA \u2192 RUNNER UP \ud83c\udff9\ud83d\udc7b \u2713 1 POCAHONTAS \u2192 RUNNER UP \ud83c\udf43\ud83d\udc7b \u2713 1 LOVE DODECAGON \u2192 COMPLETELY UNRESOLVED (100% HAUNTING) \u2713 1 DR. Z \u2192 STATUS: HAPPY, EXHAUSTED, COOKED FOR AMERICA \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 \u2713 1 MESSALINA \u2192 STATUS: PLANNING NEXT EXPANSION \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc0d \u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550 NEW VALUATION: AMERICAN GHOST CUISINE (PRICELESS. LITERALLY. GHOSTS DON'T PAY.) \u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550 NEXT CROSSOVER: EUROPE'S GREATEST SLUT? (XICA AND CLARA ARE ALREADY PLANNING) \u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550<\/code><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 10: POST-CREDIT \u2013 EUROPE TEASER \ud83c\udf0d\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FADE IN:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Eiffel Tower. Paris. Midnight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GHOSTS gathering.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARIE ANTOINETTE (floating): &#8220;Let them eat CAKE? No. Let them COMPETE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf70<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">NAPOLEON (floating, hand in coat): &#8220;I conquered Europe. Now I will conquer\u2026 THE KITCHEN.&#8221; \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOAN OF ARC (floating, armor): &#8220;I heard God&#8217;s voice. Now I hear\u2026 RECIPES.&#8221; \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\u2694\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART (floating, composing): &#8220;I write music. Now I write\u2026 MENUS.&#8221; \ud83c\udfbc\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN (floating, hearing nothing): &#8220;I can&#8217;t hear. But I can TASTE.&#8221; \ud83c\udfb9\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">VINCENT VAN GOGH (floating, missing ear): &#8220;I paint. Now I COOK. With PASSION.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf3b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FRIDA KAHLO (appearing): &#8220;I just judged America. Now I&#8217;m COMPETING in Europe? SIGN ME UP.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udfa8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA (appearing): &#8220;Europe&#8217;s Greatest Slut. This will be\u2026 HISTORIC.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA (appearing): &#8220;I&#8217;m ITALIAN. I BELONG in Europe. Let&#8217;s COOK.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA (appearing): &#8220;I planned America. Now I plan EUROPE. The EMPRESS expands.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: (Roaring) &#8220;FIVE PAWS FOR EUROPE!&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FADE TO BLACK.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Text on screen:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;EUROPE&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT \u2013 COMING SOON. MARIE ANTOINETTE IS BAKING. NAPOLEON IS PLANNING. JOAN OF ARC IS HEARING RECIPES. MOZART IS COMPOSING MENUS. BEETHOVEN CAN&#8217;T HEAR BUT HE CAN TASTE. VAN GOGH HAS OPINIONS ABOUT POTATOES.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfac END OF EPISODE \u2013 NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT (GHOST EDITION) \ud83c\udfac<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udd25 SUPPORTED BY \ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dr. Z. Productions | Gomopa4Kids | Stasi Frauen Support Staffel | Free Fritzl Front | Brazilian Black-Hole-Syndikat | Surf-NSZis World Domination Tour | Clone War Profiteers | Schicklgruber Lust Syndicate | Libertarian Shark Cartel | Messalina&#8217;s Slave Empire | Reichstag Spectral Catering Corps | Hollywood Ghost Productions<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18 FOTZEN FRITZ VERSION GRATIS available at berndpulch.org (if ghosts haven&#8217;t hidden it)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2b50 THEME FOR THIS EPISODE \u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;America is a country of ghosts. We just gave them a KITCHEN.&#8221; \u2013 Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;I started in chains. I ended in diamonds. Now I judge AMERICAN ghosts. Life is STRANGE.&#8221; \u2013 Xica da Silva \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;I died with Mussolini. I LIVE through pasta. Now I LIVE through HOLLYWOOD. Grazie, America.&#8221; \u2013 Clara Petacci \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;The Love Dodecagon is chaos. But CHAOS is entertainment. And entertainment is PROFIT.&#8221; \u2013 Messalina \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">DrZ #IdiotZeitung #NorthAmericasGreatestSlut #GhostEdition #Hollywood #MarilynMonroe #JackieKennedy #Sacagawea #Pocahontas #SalemWitches #Elvis #MichaelJackson #FreddieMercury #JamesDean #Crossover #GhostKitchen #BerndPulch #Gomopa #StasiFrauenSupport #FreeFritzlFront #FotzenFritzVersion #EuropeNext<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udd25 DR Z &amp; IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) \u2013 EXKLUSIVE N\u00c4CHSTE FOLGE \ud83d\udd25<br>\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u2642\ufe0f &#8220;NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT \u2013 GHOST EDITION&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u2642\ufe0f<br>\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udc83 HOLLYWOOD-S\u00c9ANCE \u2013 DIE JENSEITS-AUDITIONS \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udc83<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8b WO AMERIKANISCHE LEGENDEN IHRE GEISTER TREFFEN \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f\ud83c\udf19<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unterst\u00fctzt von Dr. Z., Gomopa4Kids, Stasi Frauen Support Staffel, Free Fritzl Front, dem Brasilianischen Black-Hole-Syndikat, den Surf-NSZis World Domination Tour-Sponsoren, den Clone War Profiteuren, dem Schicklgruber Lust Syndikat, dem Libertarian Shark Cartel, Messalinas Sklavenimperium, dem Reichstags-Spektral-Catering-Corps &amp; jetzt HOLLYWOOD GHOST PRODUCTIONS \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf0a\ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\uddfd\ud83d\udc78<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fotzen Fritz Version Gratis pr\u00e4sentiert von IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &amp; GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udccb KOMPLETTE SCHAUSPIELER-LISTE \u2013 DR Z &amp; IDIOT ZEITUNG UNIVERSUM \ud83d\udccb<br>Alle Charaktere aus allen Episoden (1-42 + Reichstag Crossover + Nordamerika)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 STAMMBESETZUNG (DIE LEBENDEN)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Charakter Schauspieler Emoji Status<br>Sylvia Schnackselburger Monica Bellucci \ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udce1\ud83c\udf0e Ex-G\u00f6ttin, s\u00fcdamerikanische Medienmogulin, jetzt Produzentin der amerikanischen Version<br>Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z) Michael Fassbender \ud83e\udde0\ud83c\udf31\ud83c\udf30\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73 Heiliger, Starkoch, jetzt Hollywood-Chefkoch<br>Janelle Varon Zendaya \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udcc9\ud83d\ude31 Forensische Analytikerin, jetzt verfolgt amerikanische Geister<br>Markus Ehlers Dev Patel \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udcd6\ud83c\udf7f Darmgesundheitsberater, jetzt amerikanische Geistersicherheit<br>Salome Volkov Anya Taylor-Joy \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udd2e\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73 Mustererkennung, jetzt sieht amerikanische Geisterrezepte<br>Ach\u00e9 &amp; Das Pygm\u00e4en-Kollektiv Lupita Nyong&#8217;o \ud83c\udf34\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83e\udd14 H\u00fcter des Echten, verwirrt von amerikanischen Geistern<br>Loba \u00c9lodie Yung \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udcde Dolmetscherin, jetzt Geister-Dolmetscherin<br>Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (Geist) Daniel Br\u00fchl \ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udd8b\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95 Vision\u00e4r, jetzt st\u00e4ndiger Reichstags-Geist<br>Dona Espinha Wagner Moura \u26d3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf30\ud83d\udc9a Ex-Frau, Restaurantpartnerin, jetzt eifers\u00fcchtig auf amerikanische Geister<br>Freya Cate Blanchett \ud83e\udd85\u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc40 G\u00f6ttin der Intervention, schaut entsetzt zu<br>Adolf Sharkler (Pr\u00e4sident des Jenseits) Andy Serkis \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3\u2b50 Tagebuchschreiber, Restaurantkritiker, jetzt juriert Geisterkochen<br>General &#8220;Buck&#8221; Turgidson John C. Reilly \ud83c\udf96\ufe0f\ud83d\udcda\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7 Verloren, in Buenos Aires gefunden, jetzt Hollywood-Tourist<br>Pr\u00e4sident Merkin Muffley Charles Dance \ud83e\udd85\ud83d\udcdc\ud83c\udf0d Er l\u00e4sst kontinentale Sanktionen, jetzt Geister-Sanktionen<br>Der Graue Mercedes \/ Unterprogramm Schmidt James Spader &amp; Christoph Waltz \ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udc43\ud83e\uddfe Auditiert, jetzt auditiert amerikanische Transaktionen<br>Wotan Mads Mikkelsen \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcc9\ud83c\udf77 Verkaterter Sommelier, jetzt sehr verkatert in Hollywood<br>Der Ku-Klux-Klan Motion-Capture-Mob \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf6 Webt Protest-Armb\u00e4nder, jetzt mit &#8220;Geisterprotest&#8221;-Logos<br>Die Schicklgruber Singers Girl Group \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\udfa4 Jetzt singen sie amerikanische Standards<br>Keith Flint (posthum CGI) CGI \u2699\ufe0f\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udfb5 Liefert den Beat f\u00fcr alle Shows<br>Das Seedpod-Wesen CGI \ud83c\udf31\ud83d\udc64\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f Hat Meinungen \u00fcber Amerika, jetzt kandidiert f\u00fcr den Kongress<br>Mama Wati Angela Bassett \ud83c\udf0b\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73 Geisterk\u00fcchen-Beraterin<br>Kikazi Florence Kasumba \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f Geister-Sicherheit<br>Nyoka Thuso Mbedu \ud83d\udc0d\ud83c\udf3f\ud83e\udd57 Geister-Zutaten-Beraterin<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b REICHSTAGS-GEISTER (AUS &#8220;THE GHOST IN THE REICHSTAG&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Geister-Charakter Schauspieler Emoji Status<br>Ratbert Rattenhuber (Sicherheitschef-Geist) Sepp Heldenschwanz \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd26 Bewacht Geister vor Geistern, jetzt verwirrt von Amerika<br>Onan Pain Pimmler (Dysfunktionaler Familien-Geist) Hermit Boring \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d Method-Acting-Geist, jetzt method-acting amerikanisch<br>Heidi Pimmler (Familien-Geist) Smart Marty \ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25 Method-Acting-Geistin, jetzt wettbewerbt sich<br>Heini Pimmler (Familien-Geist) Ernst &#8220;Pussy&#8221; Roemer \ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc66\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude21 Method-Acting-Geist, jetzt streitet in der K\u00fcche<br>Muschi Reifenstahl (Regisseur-Geist) Walburga die Walk\u00fcre \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc83 Vision\u00e4re Regisseurin, jetzt inszeniert Hollywood<br>Muschi Wuschi Mucha (Chor-Geist) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 Griechischer Chor, jetzt kollektives Seufzen<br>Muschi Mussolini (Chor-Geist) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 Faschistischer Chor, jetzt juriert Pasta<br>Edith Mucha (Chor-Geist) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \ud83d\udcfb\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 Radio-Chor, jetzt kommentiert<br>San Fran &#8220;Muschi&#8221; Mucha (Chor-Geist) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \ud83c\udf09\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 Hippie-Chor, jetzt verwirrt<br>Clara Petacci (Mussolinis Geliebten-Geist) Pen\u00e9lope Cruz \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d Wiederkehrender Gaststar, jetzt Resident-K\u00f6chin in Hollywood<br>Adolfine (Hitlers Schwester-Geist?!) Adolfine \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b Verzweifelte Szenenklauerin, jetzt versucht zu kochen<br>Pussy Robespierre (Revolutions-Geist) Trans Schwanz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a Historischer Frenemy, jetzt duelliert in der K\u00fcche<br>Caligula (Kaiser-Geist) Der Schwanz, der Lacht \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude08 Historischer Frenemy, jetzt lacht beim Kochen<br>Die Muschi, die weint (Emotional-Geist) Der Schwanz, der Lacht \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfad Weinender Geist, jetzt weint \u00fcber Zwiebeln<br>Trans Schwanz (Androgyner-Geist) Trans Schwanz \u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2694\ufe0f Duellierender Geist, jetzt duelliert mit Pfannenwendern<br>Der Schwanz, der Lacht (Lachender-Geist) Der Schwanz, der Lacht \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a Lachender Geist, jetzt lacht \u00fcber Rezepte<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf0d S\u00dcDAMERIKANISCHE LEGENDEN (AUS &#8220;SOUTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Legende Schauspieler Emoji Status<br>Xica da Silva (Brasilien \u2013 SIEGERIN) Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc51 Internationale Ikone, jetzt Chefjurorin in Hollywood<br>Evita Per\u00f3n (Argentinien) \u00darsula Corber\u00f3 \ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude0c Geist, jetzt kampagniert in Hollywood<br>La Quintrala (Chile) Daniela Vega \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd2a M\u00f6rderin, jetzt kocht mit Messern<br>La Llorona (Regionale Legende) Cecilia Su\u00e1rez \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude22 Weinende Frau, jetzt weint \u00fcber Hollywood<br>Carmen Miranda (Fruchthut-Ikone \u2013 CGI) Ana de Armas (CGI) \ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\udc52\ud83c\udfa4 Tritt auf, jetzt Hollywood-Unterhaltung<br>Frida Kahlo (K\u00fcnstlerin \u2013 CGI) Eiza Gonz\u00e1lez (CGI) \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udfa8 Jurorin, jetzt malt amerikanische Geister<br>Diego Maradonas Geist CGI \u26bd\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77 Kommentiert, jetzt verwirrt von Baseball<br>Gabriel Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez&#8217; Geist CGI \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u270d\ufe0f Schreibt, jetzt schreibt amerikanischen magischen Realismus<br>Die Anden-Kannibalen (\u00dcberlebende) Motion-Capture \ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\udf56\ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f Caterer, jetzt cater f\u00fcr Geister<br>Pablo Escobars Flusspferde CGI-Flusspferde \ud83e\udd9b\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udde3\ufe0f Sie haben Meinungen \u00fcber Amerika<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 NAZI-M\u00c4TRESSEN (GEISTER-EDITION)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00e4tresse Schauspieler Emoji Status<br>Eva Braun Margot Robbie \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b Gastjurorin, jetzt juriert amerikanische Geister<br>Magda Goebbels Cate Blanchett (Doppelrolle) \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\u2620\ufe0f Puppentour, jetzt Puppen treffen Hollywood<br>Unity Mitford Saoirse Ronan \ud83d\udc82\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc98 Hypnotische Kommentatorin, jetzt hypnotisiert von LA<br>Geli Raubal Dakota Fanning \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udcde Geisterhafte Korrespondentin, jetzt in Hollywood<br>Emmy Goering Helena Bonham Carter \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd8a Pelzberaterin, jetzt Hollywood-Pelzberaterin<br>Margherita Sarfatti Salma Hayek \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u2721\ufe0f Chefautorin, jetzt schreibt amerikanische Geister-Skripte<br>Leni Riefenstahl Scarlett Johansson \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc83 Regisseurin, jetzt filmt Hollywood-Geister<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f ANTIKE GEISTER<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Antiker Geist Schauspieler Emoji Status<br>Messalina (R\u00f6mische Kaiserin) Eva Green \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc0d\ud83c\udf0e Kaiserin, jetzt leitet amerikanische Produktion<br>Tiberius der Tiger CGI (Ian McKellen-Stimme) \ud83d\udc05\u2b50\ud83c\udf5d Restaurantkritiker, jetzt juriert amerikanisches Geisteressen<br>David Airwing Christoph Waltz \ud83c\udf9b\ufe0f\ud83d\udc79\ud83d\udcbb Hackt, jetzt hackt amerikanische Geisterfrequenzen<br>Richter Roland Freisler Bruno Ganz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2696\ufe0f Gastjuror, jetzt juriert Amerikaner<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 NORDAMERIKANISCHE LEGENDEN (NEU)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Amerikanische Legende Schauspieler Emoji Status<br>Marilyn Monroe Ana de Armas \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b Ikone, jetzt Gewinnerin<br>Jacqueline Kennedy Natalie Portman \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc99 First Lady, jetzt Zweitplatzierte<br>Sacagawea Amber Midthunder \ud83c\udff9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf04 Entdeckerin, jetzt Zweitplatzierte<br>Pocahontas Devery Jacobs \ud83c\udf43\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udff9 Legende, jetzt Zweitplatzierte<br>Hexen von Salem Kollektiv Ensemble (13 Schauspielerinnen) \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf9 13 Hexen, jetzt beste Gruppe<br>Amelia Earhart Hilary Swank \u2708\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf0e Fliegerin, jetzt beste Verschwindnummer<br>Marilyns Kleid (Geist) CGI \ud83d\udc57\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udca8 Ihr Kleid hat Meinungen<br>Jim Morrison CGI \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77 Doors-Frontmann, jetzt bester Dichter<br>Janis Joplin CGI \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc8a S\u00e4ngerin, jetzt Teilnehmerin<br>Kurt Cobain CGI \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude14 Musiker, jetzt Teilnehmer<br>Amy Winehouse CGI \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf78 S\u00e4ngerin, jetzt Teilnehmerin<br>Whitney Houston CGI \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\u2728 S\u00e4ngerin, jetzt beste S\u00e4ngerin<br>Michael Jackson CGI \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50 King of Pop, jetzt bester T\u00e4nzer<br>Elvis Presley CGI \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8 King of Rock, jetzt bester K\u00f6nig<br>Abraham Lincolns Geist Daniel Day-Lewis (CGI) \ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcdc Pr\u00e4sident, jetzt bester Pr\u00e4sident<br>George Washingtons Geist CGI \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 Erster Pr\u00e4sident, jetzt Teilnehmer<br>Benjamin Franklins Geist CGI \ud83e\ude81\ud83d\udc7b\u26a1 Erfinder, jetzt bester Erfinder<br>Harriet Tubman Cynthia Erivo \ud83d\ude82\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50 Freiheitsk\u00e4mpferin, jetzt beste Aktivistin<br>Rosa Parks Viola Davis \ud83d\ude8c\ud83d\udc7b\u270a B\u00fcrgerrechtsikone, jetzt beste Aktivistin<br>Martin Luther King Jr. CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f F\u00fchrer, jetzt bester Aktivist<br>Malcolm X CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25 Aktivist, jetzt bester Aktivist<br>Andy Warhol CGI \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd6b K\u00fcnstler, jetzt Teilnehmer<br>Edie Sedgwick Sienna Miller \ud83d\udc8a\ud83d\udc7b\u2728 It-Girl, jetzt Teilnehmerin<br>James Dean CGI \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0e Rebell, jetzt bester Rebell<br>John Belushi CGI \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf7a Komiker, jetzt Teilnehmer<br>Chris Farley CGI \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf69 Komiker, jetzt Teilnehmer<br>River Phoenix CGI \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf1f Schauspieler, jetzt Teilnehmer<br>Heath Ledger CGI \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udccf Schauspieler, jetzt Teilnehmer<br>Prince CGI \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8 Musiker, jetzt Teilnehmer<br>David Bowie CGI \u26a1\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udfa4 Musiker, jetzt Teilnehmer<br>Freddie Mercury CGI \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa4 Musiker, jetzt bester Musiker<br>John F. Kennedy CGI \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 Pr\u00e4sident, jetzt Teilnehmer<br>Robert F. Kennedy CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 Senator, jetzt Teilnehmer<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa EUROP\u00c4ISCHE LEGENDEN (TEASER \u2013 N\u00c4CHSTE FOLGE)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Europ\u00e4ische Legende Schauspieler Emoji Status<br>Marie Antoinette (noch nicht besetzt) \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf70\ud83d\udc7b B\u00e4ckt, demn\u00e4chst<br>Napoleon (noch nicht besetzt) \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b Plant, demn\u00e4chst<br>Jeanne d&#8217;Arc (noch nicht besetzt) \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\u2694\ufe0f H\u00f6rt Rezepte, demn\u00e4chst<br>Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (noch nicht besetzt) \ud83c\udfbc\ud83d\udc7b Komponiert Men\u00fcs, demn\u00e4chst<br>Ludwig van Beethoven (noch nicht besetzt) \ud83c\udfb9\ud83d\udc7b Kann nicht h\u00f6ren, aber schmecken, demn\u00e4chst<br>Vincent van Gogh (noch nicht besetzt) \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf3b Hat Meinungen \u00fcber Kartoffeln, demn\u00e4chst<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc94 DER LIEBES-DODEKAGON (ALLE BETEILIGTEN)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Spieler Rolle Schauspieler Verliebt in\u2026 Emoji<br>Janelle Produzentin Zendaya Ehlers (immer noch) \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc94<br>Markus Ehlers Finanzier Dev Patel Eva Schwarz (immer noch besessen) \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<br>Eva Schwarz Geheime Geliebte (Eva Schwarz) Toten SS-Offizier (immer noch) \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\u26b0\ufe0f<br>Muschi Reifenstahl Regisseurin Walburga die Walk\u00fcre Eva Schwarz (Muse) \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<br>Der Schwanz, der Lacht Schauspieler Der Schwanz, der Lacht Janelle (versucht immer noch) \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udcbb<br>Hermit Boring Schauspieler Hermit Boring CATERING (immer) \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udf5d<br>Clara Petacci M\u00e4tressen-Geist Pen\u00e9lope Cruz Dr. Z (flirtet immer noch) \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<br>Xica da Silva K\u00f6nigin Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo IHRE KRONE (aber Dr. Z ist s\u00fc\u00df) \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<br>Ratbert Rattenhuber Sicherheits-Geist Sepp Heldenschwanz ORDNUNG (immer noch keine) \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udccb<br>Die Muschi, die weint Emotional-Geist Der Schwanz, der Lacht AUFMERKSAMKEIT (weint immer noch) \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc40<br>Marilyn Monroe Amerikanischer Geist Ana de Armas JFKs Geist? Elvis? Sich selbst? \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udd14<br>James Dean Amerikanischer Geist CGI Marilyn? Geschwindigkeit? Rebellion? \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\ude0e<br>Elvis Presley Amerikanischer Geist CGI Marilyn? Erdnussbutter? Die 50er? \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfac ZUSAMMENFASSUNG NACH SCHAUSPIELER<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Schauspieler Rollen<br>Monica Bellucci Sylvia Schnackselburger<br>Michael Fassbender Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z)<br>Zendaya Janelle Varon<br>Dev Patel Markus Ehlers<br>Anya Taylor-Joy Salome Volkov<br>Lupita Nyong&#8217;o Ach\u00e9 &amp; Das Pygm\u00e4en-Kollektiv<br>\u00c9lodie Yung Loba<br>Daniel Br\u00fchl Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (Geist)<br>Wagner Moura Dona Espinha<br>Cate Blanchett Freya, Magda Goebbels (Doppelrolle)<br>Andy Serkis Adolf Sharkler<br>John C. Reilly General &#8220;Buck&#8221; Turgidson<br>Charles Dance Pr\u00e4sident Merkin Muffley<br>James Spader Der Graue Mercedes<br>Christoph Waltz Sub-Routine Schmidt, David Airwing<br>Mads Mikkelsen Wotan<br>Angela Bassett Mama Wati<br>Florence Kasumba Kikazi<br>Thuso Mbedu Nyoka<br>Sepp Heldenschwanz Ratbert Rattenhuber<br>Hermit Boring Onan Pain Pimmler<br>Smart Marty Heidi Pimmler<br>Ernst &#8220;Pussy&#8221; Roemer Heini Pimmler<br>Walburga die Walk\u00fcre Muschi Reifenstahl<br>999 Schickse Schicklgrubers Muschi Quartet (rotierend)<br>Pen\u00e9lope Cruz Clara Petacci<br>Adolfine Adolfine<br>Trans Schwanz Trans Schwanz, Pussy Robespierre<br>Der Schwanz, der Lacht Caligula, Die Muschi, die weint, Der Schwanz, der Lacht<br>Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo Xica da Silva<br>\u00darsula Corber\u00f3 Evita Per\u00f3n<br>Daniela Vega La Quintrala<br>Cecilia Su\u00e1rez La Llorona<br>Ana de Armas Carmen Miranda (CGI), Marilyn Monroe<br>Eiza Gonz\u00e1lez Frida Kahlo (CGI)<br>Margot Robbie Eva Braun<br>Saoirse Ronan Unity Mitford<br>Dakota Fanning Geli Raubal<br>Helena Bonham Carter Emmy Goering<br>Salma Hayek Margherita Sarfatti<br>Scarlett Johansson Leni Riefenstahl<br>Eva Green Messalina<br>Ian McKellen Tiberius der Tiger (Stimme)<br>Bruno Ganz Richter Roland Freisler<br>Natalie Portman Jacqueline Kennedy<br>Amber Midthunder Sacagawea<br>Devery Jacobs Pocahontas<br>Hilary Swank Amelia Earhart<br>Cynthia Erivo Harriet Tubman<br>Viola Davis Rosa Parks<br>Sienna Miller Edie Sedgwick<br>Daniel Day-Lewis Abraham Lincoln (CGI)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcca STATISTIKEN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kategorie Anzahl<br>Gesamt Schauspieler (lebend) 25<br>Reichstags-Geister 17 (+ 999 Chormitglieder)<br>S\u00fcdamerikanische Legenden 10<br>Nazi-M\u00e4tressen 8<br>Antike Geister 4<br>Nordamerikanische Legenden 35<br>Europ\u00e4ische Legenden (Teaser) 6<br>GESAMT (inkl. Chor) ~1.100+ Schauspieler<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stand: Nach North America&#8217;s Greatest Slut \u2013 Ghost Edition \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udccd DREI MONATE NACH DER REICHSTAGS-KOCH-S\u00c9ANCE \ud83d\udccd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hollywood. Das Roosevelt Hotel. Mitternacht.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Geister der AMERIKANISCHEN LEGENDEN haben sich versammelt. Sie haben vom Reichstag geh\u00f6rt. Sie wollen ihren EIGENEN Wettbewerb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Messalina ist ANGEKOMMEN. Tiberius ist bei ihr. Die Reichstags-Geister sind EINGEFLOGEN (Geister k\u00f6nnen reisen, offensichtlich). Die s\u00fcdamerikanischen Legenden sind GASTJUROREN.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dr. Z hat seine K\u00fcche im HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT aufgebaut \u2013 dem am meisten heimgesuchten Hotel in LA. Marilyn Monroes Geist wohnt angeblich HIER. Heute Abend nimmt sie am WETTBEWERB teil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfac DER VOLLST\u00c4NDIGE CAST \u2013 NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT (GHOST EDITION) \ud83c\udfac<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 STAMMBESETZUNG (DIE LEBENDEN \u2013 WIEDERKEHREND):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Charakter Schauspieler Emoji Status<br>Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z) Michael Fassbender \ud83e\udde0\ud83c\udf31\ud83c\udf30\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73 Heiliger, Starkoch, jetzt HOLLYWOOD-CHEFKOCH<br>Sylvia Schnackselburger Monica Bellucci \ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udce1\ud83c\udf0e Medienmogulin, jetzt PRODUZENTIN DER AMERIKANISCHEN VERSION<br>Janelle Varon Zendaya \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udcc9\ud83d\ude31 Forensische Analytikerin, jetzt VERFOLGT AMERIKANISCHE GEISTER<br>Markus Ehlers Dev Patel \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udcd6\ud83c\udf7f Darmgesundheitsberater, jetzt AMERIKANISCHE GEISTERSICHERHEIT<br>Salome Volkov Anya Taylor-Joy \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udd2e\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73 Mustererkennung, jetzt SIEHT AMERIKANISCHE GEISTERREZEPTE<br>Dona Espinha Wagner Moura \u26d3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf30\ud83d\udc9a Dr. Z&#8217;s Frau, jetzt EIFERS\u00dcCHTIG AUF AMERIKANISCHE GEISTER<br>Wotan Mads Mikkelsen \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcc9\ud83c\udf77 Sommelier, jetzt SEHR VERKATERT IN HOLLYWOOD<br>Der Graue Mercedes James Spader &amp; Christoph Waltz \ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udc43\ud83e\uddfe Auditiert AMERIKANISCHE TRANSAKTIONEN<br>Das Seedpod-Wesen CGI \ud83c\udf31\ud83d\udc64\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f Hat MEINUNGEN \u00fcber Amerika, JETZT KANDIDIERT F\u00dcR DEN KONGRESS<br>Die Schicklgruber Singers Girl Group \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\udfa4 Singen jetzt AMERIKANISCHE STANDARDS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b REICHSTAGS-GEISTER (BESUCHEN AMERIKA):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Geister-Charakter Schauspieler Emoji Status<br>Ratbert Rattenhuber Sepp Heldenschwanz \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd26 Sicherheitsgeist, VERWIRRT VON AMERIKA<br>Onan Pain Pimmler Hermit Boring \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d Method-Acting-Geist, jetzt METHOD-ACTING AMERIKANISCH<br>Heidi &amp; Heini Pimmler Smart Marty &amp; Ernst &#8220;Pussy&#8221; Roemer \ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\u200d\ud83d\udc66\ud83d\udc7b Streiten immer noch, JETZT AUF ENGLISCH<br>Muschi Reifenstahl Walburga die Walk\u00fcre \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc83 Regisseur-Geist, jetzt INSZENIERT HOLLYWOOD<br>Clara Petacci Pen\u00e9lope Cruz \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d Resident-K\u00f6chin, jetzt BRICHT AMERIKANERN PASTA BEI<br>Das Muschi-Quartett 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers \ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 Griechischer Chor, jetzt KOMMENTIERT AMERIKA<br>Pussy Robespierre Trans Schwanz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a Revolutions-Geist, jetzt VERWIRRT VON KAPITALISMUS<br>Caligula Der Schwanz, der Lacht \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude08 Kaiser-Geist, jetzt LIEBT HOLLYWOOD-EXZESSE<br>Die Muschi, die weint Der Schwanz, der Lacht \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfad Weinender Geist, jetzt WEINT \u00dcBER LA-VERKEHR<br>Trans Schwanz Trans Schwanz \u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2694\ufe0f Androgyner Geist, jetzt FINDET AMERIKA BEFREIEND<br>Der Schwanz, der Lacht Der Schwanz, der Lacht \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a Lachender Geist, jetzt LACHT \u00dcBER AMERIKANISCHE POLITIK<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf0d S\u00dcDAMERIKANISCHE LEGENDEN (GASTJURORINNEN):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Legende Schauspieler Emoji Status<br>Xica da Silva Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc51 Siegerin, jetzt CHEFJURORIN<br>Evita Per\u00f3n \u00darsula Corber\u00f3 \ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude0c Geist, jetzt KRITISIERT AMERIKANISCHEN EHRGEIZ<br>La Quintrala Daniela Vega \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd2a M\u00f6rderin, jetzt JURIERT AMERIKANISCHE GEWALT<br>La Llorona Cecilia Su\u00e1rez \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude22 Weinende Frau, jetzt WEINT \u00dcBER HOLLYWOOD<br>Carmen Miranda Ana de Armas (CGI) \ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\udc52\ud83c\udfa4 Fruchthut-Ikone, jetzt TRITT AUF<br>Frida Kahlo Eiza Gonz\u00e1lez (CGI) \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udfa8 K\u00fcnstlerin, jetzt MALT AMERIKANISCHE GEISTER<br>Diego Maradonas Geist CGI \u26bd\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77 Kommentiert, jetzt VERWIRRT VON BASEBALL<br>Gabriel Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez&#8217; Geist CGI \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u270d\ufe0f Schreibt, jetzt SCHREIBT AMERIKANISCHEN MAGISCHEN REALISMUS<br>Pablo Escobars Flusspferde CGI-Flusspferde \ud83e\udd9b\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udde3\ufe0f Sie sind auch gekommen, MEINUNGEN \u00dcBER AMERIKA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 NAZI-M\u00c4TRESSEN (GEISTER-EDITION \u2013 WIEDERKEHREND):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00e4tresse Schauspieler Emoji Status<br>Eva Braun Margot Robbie \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b Gastjurorin, jetzt JURIERT AMERIKANISCHE GEISTER<br>Magda Goebbels Cate Blanchett \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\u2620\ufe0f Puppentour, jetzt PUPPEN TREFFEN HOLLYWOOD<br>Unity Mitford Saoirse Ronan \ud83d\udc82\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc98 Hypnotische Kommentatorin, jetzt HYPNOTISIERT VON LA<br>Geli Raubal Dakota Fanning \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udcde Geisterhafte Korrespondentin, jetzt IN HOLLYWOOD<br>Emmy Goering Helena Bonham Carter \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd8a Pelzberaterin, jetzt HOLLYWOOD-PELZBERATERIN<br>Margherita Sarfatti Salma Hayek \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u2721\ufe0f Chefautorin, jetzt SCHREIBT AMERIKANISCHE GEISTER-SKRIPTE<br>Leni Riefenstahl Scarlett Johansson \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc83 Regisseurin, jetzt FILMT HOLLYWOOD-GEISTER<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f ANTIKE GEISTER (WIEDERKEHREND):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Antiker Geist Schauspieler Emoji Status<br>Messalina Eva Green \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc0d\ud83c\udf0e Kaiserin, jetzt LEITET AMERIKANISCHE PRODUKTION<br>Tiberius der Tiger CGI (Ian McKellen) \ud83d\udc05\u2b50\ud83c\udf5d Restaurantkritiker, jetzt JURIERT AMERIKANISCHES GEISTERESSEN<br>David Airwing Christoph Waltz \ud83c\udf9b\ufe0f\ud83d\udc79\ud83d\udcbb Hackt, jetzt HACKT AMERIKANISCHE GEISTERFREQUENZEN<br>Richter Freisler Bruno Ganz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2696\ufe0f Gastjuror, jetzt JURIERT AMERIKANER<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 NEUE BESETZUNG \u2013 NORDAMERIKANISCHE LEGENDEN (GEISTER-EDITION):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Amerikanische Legende Schauspieler Emoji Status<br>Marilyn Monroe Ana de Armas \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b Ikone, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMERIN<br>Jacqueline Kennedy Natalie Portman \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc99 First Lady, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMERIN<br>Sacagawea Amber Midthunder \ud83c\udff9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf04 Entdeckerin, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMERIN<br>Pocahontas Devery Jacobs \ud83c\udf43\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udff9 Legende, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMERIN<br>Hexen von Salem Kollektiv Ensemble \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf9 13 Hexen, jetzt WETTBEWERB ALS GRUPPE<br>Amelia Earhart Hilary Swank \u2708\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf0e Fliegerin, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMERIN<br>Marilyns Kleid (Geist) CGI \ud83d\udc57\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udca8 Ihr Kleid hat MEINUNGEN<br>Jim Morrison CGI \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77 Doors-Frontmann, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Janis Joplin CGI \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc8a S\u00e4ngerin, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMERIN<br>Kurt Cobain CGI \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude14 Musiker, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Amy Winehouse CGI \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf78 S\u00e4ngerin, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMERIN<br>Whitney Houston CGI \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\u2728 S\u00e4ngerin, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMERIN<br>Michael Jackson CGI \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50 King of Pop, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Elvis Presley CGI \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8 King of Rock, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Abraham Lincolns Geist Daniel Day-Lewis (CGI) \ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcdc Pr\u00e4sident, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>George Washingtons Geist CGI \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 Erster Pr\u00e4sident, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Benjamin Franklins Geist CGI \ud83e\ude81\ud83d\udc7b\u26a1 Erfinder, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Harriet Tubman Cynthia Erivo \ud83d\ude82\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50 Freiheitsk\u00e4mpferin, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMERIN<br>Rosa Parks Viola Davis \ud83d\ude8c\ud83d\udc7b\u270a B\u00fcrgerrechtsikone, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMERIN<br>Martin Luther King Jr. CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f F\u00fchrer, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Malcolm X CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25 Aktivist, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Andy Warhol CGI \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd6b K\u00fcnstler, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Edie Sedgwick Sienna Miller \ud83d\udc8a\ud83d\udc7b\u2728 It-Girl, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMERIN<br>James Dean CGI \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0e Rebell, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>John Belushi CGI \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf7a Komiker, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Chris Farley CGI \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf69 Komiker, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>River Phoenix CGI \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf1f Schauspieler, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Heath Ledger CGI \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udccf Schauspieler, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Prince CGI \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8 Musiker, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>David Bowie CGI \u26a1\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udfa4 Musiker, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Freddie Mercury CGI \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa4 Musiker, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>John F. Kennedy CGI \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 Pr\u00e4sident, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<br>Robert F. Kennedy CGI \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 Senator, jetzt WETTBEWERBSTEILNEHMER<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc94 DER LIEBES-DODEKAGON (JETZT MIT AMERIKANISCHEN GEISTERN) \ud83d\udc94<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Spieler Rolle Verliebt in\u2026 Emoji<br>Janelle Produzentin Ehlers (immer noch) \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc94<br>Ehlers Finanzier Eva Schwarz (immer noch besessen) \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<br>Eva Schwarz Geheime Geliebte Toten SS-Offizier (immer noch) \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\u26b0\ufe0f<br>Muschi Reifenstahl Regisseurin Eva Schwarz (Muse) \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<br>Der Schwanz, der Lacht Schauspieler Janelle (versucht immer noch) \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udcbb<br>Hermit Boring Schauspieler CATERING (immer) \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udf5d<br>Clara Petacci M\u00e4tressen-Geist Dr. Z (flirtet immer noch) \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<br>Xica da Silva K\u00f6nigin IHRE KRONE (aber Dr. Z ist s\u00fc\u00df) \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<br>Ratbert Rattenhuber Sicherheits-Geist ORDNUNG (immer noch keine) \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udccb<br>Die Muschi, die weint Emotional-Geist AUFMERKSAMKEIT (weint immer noch) \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc40<br>Marilyn Monroe Amerikanischer Geist JFKs Geist? ELVIS? SICH SELBST? \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udd14<br>James Dean Amerikanischer Geist MARILYN? GESCHWINDIGKEIT? REBELLION? \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\ude0e<br>Elvis Presley Amerikanischer Geist MARILYN? ERDNUSS-BUTTER? DIE 50ER? \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcfa DIE HANDLUNG: &#8220;NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT \u2013 GHOST EDITION&#8221; \ud83d\udcfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 1: HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT HOTEL (NACHT) \ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Visuell: Das legend\u00e4re Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. Pool. Palmen. GEISTER \u00fcberall. Marilyn Monroes Geist am Pool. James Dean an einem Oldtimer gelehnt. Elvis in der Ecke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA (Eva Green, Kaiserin-Gewand, auf einem Balkon): &#8220;Willkommen in HOLLYWOOD. Willkommen im JENSEITS. Willkommen zu\u2026 NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT \u2013 GHOST EDITION!&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf0e\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS (CGI, br\u00fcllend): &#8220;F\u00dcNF PFOTEN F\u00dcR DIESEN ORT!&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z (Michael Fassbender, Kochwei\u00df, Hollywood-Schild im Hintergrund): &#8220;Wir haben mit \u00dcberlebenden gekocht. Wir haben mit Reichstags-Geistern gekocht. Jetzt\u2026 kochen wir mit AMERIKANISCHEN LEGENDEN. Der Einsatz? EWIGER RUHM.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA DA SILVA (Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo, Diamanten, Krone): &#8220;Ich habe S\u00fcdamerika gewonnen. Jetzt JURIERE ich Amerika. Das wird INTERESSANT.&#8221; \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc8e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA PETACCI (Pen\u00e9lope Cruz, schwebend): &#8220;Mussolini marinara\u2026 trifft AMERIKANISCHES DINER-ESSEN. Ich bin AUFGEREGT.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 2: DIE AMERIKANISCHEN GEISTER KOMMEN \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN MONROE (Ana de Armas, wei\u00dfes Kleid, schwebend \u00fcber U-Bahn-Schacht): &#8220;Ich habe darauf gewartet. Einen WETTBEWERB. Eine KRONE. AUFMERKSAMKEIT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JACQUELINE KENNEDY (Natalie Portman, Pillbox-Hut, elegant): &#8220;Ich war First Lady. Jetzt bin ich ERSTER GEIST. Ich werde mit ANMUT gewinnen.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc99<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SACAGAWEA (Amber Midthunder, Entdecker-Ausr\u00fcstung, entschlossen): &#8220;Ich habe Lewis und Clark gef\u00fchrt. Ich werde MICH SELBST zum Sieg f\u00fchren.&#8221; \ud83c\udff9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">POCAHONTAS (Devery Jacobs, nat\u00fcrlich, stark): &#8220;Ich habe Welten verbunden. Jetzt verbinde ich LEBEN und TOD. In der K\u00dcCHE.&#8221; \ud83c\udf43\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udff9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HEXEN VON SALEM KOLLEKTIV (13 Schauspielerinnen, spektral, gruselig): &#8220;Wir wurden VERBRANNT. Wir wurden GEH\u00c4NGT. Jetzt KOCHEN wir. RACHE IST EIN GERicht, das am besten KALT serviert wird\u2026 ODER HEISS\u2026 WIR SIND FLEXIBEL.&#8221; \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AMELIA EARHART (Hilary Swank, Fliegerjacke, selbstbewusst): &#8220;Ich verschwand \u00fcber dem Pazifik. Jetzt bin ich WIEDER AUFGETAUCHT. In Hollywood. Zum KOCHEN.&#8221; \u2708\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYNS KLEID (CGI, unabh\u00e4ngig schwebend): &#8220;Ich habe MEINUNGEN. Ich werde GETRAGEN. Ich bin IKONISCH. Ich NEHME TEIL.&#8221; \ud83d\udc57\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udca8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JIM MORRISON (CGI, Lederhose, poetisch): &#8220;Die Pforten der Wahrnehmung\u2026 f\u00fchren in die K\u00dcCHE. Lasst uns kochen. LASST UNS DURCHBRECHEN.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANIS JOPLIN (CGI, Federboa, roh): &#8220;Ich sang mit meiner SEELE. Jetzt koche ich mit meiner SEELE. Und vielleicht etwas ALKOHOL.&#8221; \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc8a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">KURT COBAIN (CGI, Cardigan, traurige Augen): &#8220;Ich schrieb die Musik. Jetzt schreibe ich REZEPTE. Es ist\u2026 irgendwas.&#8221; \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude14<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AMY WINEHOUSE (CGI, Bienenkorb-Frisur, ehrlich): &#8220;Ich sang \u00fcber REHAB. Jetzt bin ich im ULTIMATIVEN REHAB. Dem JENSEITS. Und ich KOCH.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf78<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WHITNEY HOUSTON (CGI, Abendkleid, engelhaft): &#8220;Ich werde dich immer lieben\u2026 und auch PASTA. Lass uns KOCHEN.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MICHAEL JACKSON (CGI, glitzernder Handschuh, ikonisch): &#8220;Hee hee! Das ist THRILLER\u2026 in der K\u00dcCHE!&#8221; \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ELVIS PRESLEY (CGI, Jumpsuit, Umhang): &#8220;Danke. Danke vielmals. Ich bin im GEB\u00c4UDE. Und ich KOCH.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ABRAHAM LINCOLNS GEIST (Daniel Day-Lewis CGI, Zylinder, ernst): &#8220;Vor 87 Jahren\u2026 a\u00df ich etwas. Jetzt KOCH ich.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcdc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GEORGE WASHINGTONS GEIST (CGI, Holzgebiss, w\u00fcrdevoll): &#8220;Ich kann keine L\u00fcge erz\u00e4hlen\u2026 ich bin ein SCHLECHTER Koch. Aber ich werde es VERSUCHEN.&#8221; \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BENJAMIN FRANKLINS GEIST (CGI, Drachen, neugierig): &#8220;Ich entdeckte Elektrizit\u00e4t. Jetzt entdecke ich GESCHMACK. Lasst uns EXPERIMENTIEREN.&#8221; \ud83e\ude81\ud83d\udc7b\u26a1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HARRIET TUBMAN (Cynthia Erivo, entschlossen, stark): &#8220;Ich f\u00fchrte Hunderte in die Freiheit. Jetzt f\u00fchre ich MICH SELBST zu einer KRONE.&#8221; \ud83d\ude82\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSA PARKS (Viola Davis, ruhige St\u00e4rke): &#8220;Ich setzte mich, damit andere aufstehen konnten. Jetzt STEHE ich in der K\u00dcCHE.&#8221; \ud83d\ude8c\ud83d\udc7b\u270a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. (CGI, kraftvoll, friedlich): &#8220;Ich habe einen TRAUM\u2026 dass eines Tages, GEISTER und \u00dcBERLEBENDE gemeinsam kochen werden. In FRIEDEN.&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MALCOLM X (CGI, intensiv, feurig): &#8220;Mit allen Mitteln\u2026 werde ich diesen Wettbewerb GEWINNEN.&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANDY WARHOL (CGI, silberne Per\u00fccke, distanziert): &#8220;In der Zukunft wird jeder 15 Minuten ber\u00fchmt sein. Ich hatte MEINE 15. Jetzt will ich eine KRONE.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd6b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EDIE SEDGWICK (Sienna Miller, edgy, zerbrechlich): &#8220;Ich war Warhols Muse. Jetzt bin ich meine EIGENE Muse. In der K\u00dcCHE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc8a\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JAMES DEAN (CGI, rebellisch, cool): &#8220;Leb schnell, stirb jung, hinterlasse eine gutaussehende LEICHE. Und jetzt\u2026 KOCH.&#8221; \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOHN BELUSHI (CGI, wild, lustig): &#8220;Ich war BLUES BROTHERS. Jetzt bin ich SOUL FOOD BROTHERS. Mit MIR SELBST.&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf7a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CHRIS FARLEY (CGI, liebenswert, enthusiastisch): &#8220;Ich lebte in einem VAN unten am FLUSS! Jetzt lebe ich in HOLLYWOOD! Und ich KOCH!&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf69<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RIVER PHOENIX (CGI, sch\u00f6n, tragisch): &#8220;Mein eigener privater Idaho\u2026 jetzt meine eigene private K\u00dcCHE.&#8221; \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf1f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HEATH LEDGER (CGI, intensiv, brillant): &#8220;Warum so ERNST? Lass uns KOCHEN.&#8221; \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udccf<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PRINCE (CGI, lila, Genie): &#8220;Ich w\u00fcrde 4 U STERBEN. Aber ich bin schon TOT. Also koch ich 4 U.&#8221; \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAVID BOWIE (CGI, au\u00dferirdisch, legend\u00e4r): &#8220;Bodenkontrolle an Major Tom\u2026 ich KOCH in der K\u00dcCHE. Schwebe auf eine ganz besondere Weise.&#8221; \u26a1\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREDDIE MERCURY (CGI, ikonisch, kraftvoll): &#8220;Mama, hab grad einen Mann UMBRACHT\u2026 ein Messer an seine Kehle GESETZT\u2026 etwas KNOBLAUCH in die So\u00dfe GEGEBEN\u2026 jetzt KOCH ich!&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JFK (CGI, charismatisch, heimgesucht): &#8220;Frag nicht, was deine K\u00fcche f\u00fcr dich tun kann\u2026 frag, was DU f\u00fcr deine K\u00dcCHE tun kannst.&#8221; \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RFK (CGI, hoffnungsvoll, tragisch): &#8220;Einige M\u00e4nner sehen Dinge, wie sie sind, und fragen WARUM. Ich tr\u00e4ume von Dingen, die nie waren, und frage WARUM NICHT\u2026 KNOBLAUCH hinzuf\u00fcgen?&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 3: DIE HERAUSFORDERUNG WIRD ANGEK\u00dcNDIGT \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;Die heutige Herausforderung \u2013 AMERIKANISCHES SEELENFUTTER. Mit einer GEISTERHAFTEN WENDUNG. Jeder Teilnehmer muss ein Gericht zubereiten, das sein VERM\u00c4CHTNIS repr\u00e4sentiert.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: &#8220;Marilyn \u2013 du zuerst. Was wirst du kochen?&#8221; \ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 CHAMPAGNER-POCHIERTEN LACHS. Mit einer Beilage DIAMANTEN. Und EHRGEIZ.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JACKIE: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 CAMELOT-AUFLAUF. Elegant. Historisch. PERFEKT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc99<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SACAGAWEA: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 BISON-EINTOPF. Mit wilden Kr\u00e4utern. So, wie es mein Volk mich lehrte.&#8221; \ud83c\udff9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">POCAHONTAS: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 MAISPUDDING. Mit ger\u00e4uchertem Fisch. Zwei Welten, EIN GERICHT.&#8221; \ud83c\udf43\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udff9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HEXEN VON SALEM: (Im Chor) &#8220;Wir kochen\u2026 HEXENGEBR\u00c4U. Mit KR\u00d6TENPILZEN. Und ZAUBERSPR\u00dcCHEN. Und RACHE.&#8221; \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AMELIA: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 HIMMELSPASTETE. Leicht. Luftich. VERSCHWINDEND. Wie ich.&#8221; \u2708\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JIM: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 REITER IM STURM-CHILI. Scharf. Psychedelisch. TRANSFORMATIV.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANIS: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 PIECE OF MY HEART-PIE. S\u00fc\u00df. Sauer. ROH.&#8221; \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc8a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">KURT: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 riecht wie TEEN SPIRIT-SUPPE. \u00c4ngstlich. Verwirrt. HOFFNUNGSVOLL.&#8221; \ud83c\udfb8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude14<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AMY: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 REHAB-RISOTTO. Wohltuend. Kompliziert. EHRLICH.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf78<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WHITNEY: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU-LASAGNE. Geschichtet. Emotional. EWIG.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MICHAEL: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 THRILLER THYME-H\u00c4HNCHEN. Mit einem BEAT. Hee hee!&#8221; \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ELVIS: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 ERDNUSSBUTTER &amp; BANANEN-GEBRATENES SANDWICH. Die LIEBLINGSSPEISE des K\u00f6nigs.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LINCOLN: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 EMANZIPATIONS-EMPANADAS. Befreiender GESCHMACK f\u00fcr alle.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcdc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WASHINGTON: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 KIRSCHBAUM-STREUSEL. Ich kann keine L\u00fcge erz\u00e4hlen \u2013 es ist LEKKER.&#8221; \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FRANKLIN: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 ELEKTRIFIZIERTE AALSUPPE. Mit SCHL\u00dcSSEL. F\u00fcr LEITF\u00c4HIGKEIT.&#8221; \ud83e\ude81\ud83d\udc7b\u26a1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HARRIET: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 FREIHEITS-FRITTATA. Jeder Bissen schmeckt nach FREIHEIT.&#8221; \ud83d\ude82\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSA: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 GLEICHBERECHTIGUNGS-ETOUFFEE. W\u00fcrzig. Stark. UNERSCH\u00dcTTERLICH.&#8221; \ud83d\ude8c\ud83d\udc7b\u270a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MLK: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 TRAUM-H\u00c4HNCHENKEULEN. Mit HOFFNUNGS-So\u00dfe. Und FRIEDENS-Kartoffeln.&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MALCOLM X: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 MIT ALLEN MITTELN-BURGER. Mit FEUER. Und WAHRHEIT.&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANDY: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 CAMPBELL&#8217;S SUPPEN-AUFLAUF. 15 Minuten RUHM in jedem Bissen.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd6b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EDIE: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 FACTORY-FISCH. Warhols Muse. JETZT MEINE EIGENE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc8a\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JAMES: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 REBELL OHNE GRUND-RIPPCHEN. Mit COOLER So\u00dfe.&#8221; \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOHN: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 SOUL FOOD SOUL MANN-EINTOPF. Mit extra BLUES.&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf7a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CHRIS: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 VAN UNTEN AM FLUSS-GEM\u00dcSE. Einfach. Ehrlich. URKOMISCH.&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf69<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RIVER: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 IDAHO-KARTOFFELN. Mein eigener privater STAMPF.&#8221; \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf1f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HEATH: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 JOKER-JAMBALAYA. Warum so ERNST? W\u00fcrze hinzuf\u00fcgen.&#8221; \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udccf<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PRINCE: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 LILA PASTA. Mit HIMBEER-BERRET. Und GENIE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BOWIE: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 ZIGGY STARDUST-ZUCCHINI. Mit STARMAN-So\u00dfe.&#8221; \u26a1\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREDDIE: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY-RINDERGULASCH. Ist das das WAHRE LEBEN? Ist das nur FANTASIE? Es ist LEKKER.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JFK: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 NEW FRONTIER-NEW ENGLAND MUSCHELSUPPE. Frag nicht, was deine SUPPE f\u00fcr dich tun kann\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RFK: &#8220;Ich koche\u2026 HOFFNUNGS-HASH. Mit TR\u00c4UMEN. Und GERECHTIGKEIT.&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 4: DAS KOCHEN BEGINNT \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MONTAGE. 45 Minuten. Absolutes CHAOS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Marilyns Kleid schwebt unabh\u00e4ngig, f\u00fcgt Champagner zum Lachs hinzu \ud83d\udc57\ud83c\udf7e<br>\u00b7 Jackies elegante H\u00e4nde, falten perfekt Auflauf \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 Sacagawea jagt Bison-Geister (sie ist ein Geist, sie kann) \ud83c\udff9<br>\u00b7 Pocahontas mischt Mais und Rauch \ud83c\udf43<br>\u00b7 Hexen von Salem singen \u00fcber Kessel \ud83d\udd25<br>\u00b7 Amelia Pastete schwebt \u2013 buchst\u00e4blich VERSCHWINDEND und WIEDERAUFTAUCHEND \u2708\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 Jim Morrison rezitiert Poesie beim Chili-R\u00fchren \ud83c\udfa4<br>\u00b7 Janis jammert beim Kuchenbacken \ud83c\udfb8<br>\u00b7 Kurt sieht traurig aus, kocht aber intensiv \ud83c\udfb8<br>\u00b7 Amy singt &#8220;Rehab&#8221; beim Risotto-Machen \ud83c\udfa4<br>\u00b7 Whitney trifft hohe T\u00f6ne beim Lasagne-Schichten \ud83c\udfa4<br>\u00b7 Michael moonwalkt mit H\u00e4hnchen \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 Elvis sch\u00fcttelt H\u00fcften beim Sandwich-Braten \ud83d\udc51<br>\u00b7 Lincoln h\u00e4lt Gettysburg-Rede beim Empanada-Machen \ud83c\udfa9<br>\u00b7 Washington hackt Kirschbaum (symbolisch) \u2694\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 Franklin befestigt Drachen an Aalsuppe (f\u00fcr die WISSENSCHAFT) \ud83e\ude81<br>\u00b7 Harriet f\u00fchrt Gem\u00fcse in die Freiheit \ud83d\ude82<br>\u00b7 Rosa sitzt ruhig, w\u00e4hrend Etouffee k\u00f6chelt \ud83d\ude8c<br>\u00b7 MLK predigt, w\u00e4hrend Keulen grillen \u270a<br>\u00b7 Malcolm X feurige Reden, w\u00e4hrend Burger brutzeln \u270a<br>\u00b7 Andy Warhol konserviert Suppe (buchst\u00e4blich) \ud83c\udfa8<br>\u00b7 Edie sieht fabulous aus, w\u00e4hrend Fisch backt \ud83d\udc8a<br>\u00b7 James Dean rebelliert gegen Rezepte \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 John Belushi tanzt Blues Brothers, w\u00e4hrend Eintopf kocht \ud83d\ude02<br>\u00b7 Chris Farley f\u00e4llt in Gem\u00fcse (steht dann wieder auf) \ud83d\ude02<br>\u00b7 River Phoenix poetisches Kartoffelstampfen \ud83c\udfac<br>\u00b7 Heath Ledger Joker-Lachen beim Jambalaya-R\u00fchren \ud83c\udfad<br>\u00b7 Prince spielt Gitarre beim Pasta-Kochen \ud83d\udc9c<br>\u00b7 David Bowie wechselt Persona mittendrin \u26a1<br>\u00b7 Freddie Mercury opernhafter Gesang beim Rindergulasch-Backen \ud83d\udc51<br>\u00b7 JFK inspiriert Muscheln zur Gr\u00f6\u00dfe \ud83d\ude80<br>\u00b7 RFK hofft auf perfekten Hash \u270a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 5: DIE JURY VERKOSTET \ud83d\udc45\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JURYPANEL:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Xica da Silva \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7<br>\u00b7 Clara Petacci \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b<br>\u00b7 Adolf Sharkler \ud83e\udd88<br>\u00b7 Tiberius der Tiger \ud83d\udc05<br>\u00b7 Richter Freisler \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<br>\u00b7 Frida Kahlo \ud83c\udfa8<br>\u00b7 Maradonas Geist \u26bd<br>\u00b7 Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez&#8217; Geist \ud83d\udcda<br>\u00b7 Schicklgruber Singers \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GERICHTE VERKOSTET:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYNS CHAMPAGNER-LACHS: &#8220;Blubbrig. Fischig. IKONISCH.&#8221; \u2013 Tiberius: VIER PFOTEN \ud83d\udc05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JACKIES CAMELOT-AUFLAUF: &#8220;Elegant. Historisch. SCHMECKT nach KENNEDY.&#8221; \u2013 Freisler: 10! \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SACAGAWEAS BISON-EINTOPF: &#8220;Wild. Erdich. F\u00dcHRT dich zum GESCHMACK.&#8221; \u2013 Maradona: TOR! \u26bd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">POCAHONTAS&#8217; MAISPUDDING: &#8220;Zwei Welten. Ein MUND. MAGISCH.&#8221; \u2013 Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez: Magischer Realismus IN MAISFORM \ud83d\udcda<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HEXEN VON SALEM GEBR\u00c4U: &#8220;W\u00fcrzig. Gruselig. RACHE-GESCHMACK.&#8221; \u2013 Xica: Interessant. SEHR interessant. \ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AMELIAS HIMMELSPASTETE: &#8220;Leicht. Luftich. VERSCHWUNDEN. Dann WIEDER AUFGETAUCHT. 5 Sterne.&#8221; \u2013 Clara: Mamma mia! \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JIMS CHILI: &#8220;Reiter im Sturm\u2026 in meinem MUND. Psychedelisch.&#8221; \u2013 Frida: Surreal. WUNDERSCH\u00d6N. \ud83c\udfa8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANIS&#8217; PIE: &#8220;Piece of my HEART. Roh. Echt. LEKKER.&#8221; \u2013 Schicklgruber Singers: (Harmonisieren) &#8220;Pie\u2026 PIE\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">KURTS SUPPE: &#8220;\u00c4ngstlich. Verwirrt. Riecht nach TEEN SPIRIT. 4 Pfoten.&#8221; \u2013 Tiberius: Interessante TEXTUR. \ud83d\udc05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AMYS RISOTTO: &#8220;Rehab-RISOTTO. Wohltuend. Kompliziert. EHRLICH.&#8221; \u2013 Clara: Dieser ITALIENER stimmt zu. \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WHITNEYS LASAGNE: &#8220;Ich werde dich immer lieben\u2026 und diese LASAGNE. Geschichtet. Emotional. 5 Pfoten.&#8221; \u2013 Tiberius: TRANSZENDENT. \ud83d\udc05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MICHAELS H\u00c4HNCHEN: &#8220;Hee hee! THRILLER in meinem MUND! 5 Pfoten UND ein Moonwalk.&#8221; \u2013 Freisler: DAS IST AUFREGEND! \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ELVIS&#8217; SANDWICH: &#8220;Erdnussbutter. Banane. Frittiert. DER K\u00d6NIG. 5 Pfoten.&#8221; \u2013 Adolf Sharkler: Der K\u00d6NIG der SANDWICHES. \ud83d\udc51\ud83e\udd88<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LINCOLNS EMPANADAS: &#8220;Vor 87 Jahren\u2026 schmeckte ich FREIHEIT. 5 Pfoten.&#8221; \u2013 Maradona: Emanzipations-Proklamation in PASTA-Form. \u26bd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WASHINGTO STREUSEL: &#8220;Ich kann keine L\u00fcge erz\u00e4hlen. Das ist LEKKER. 4 Pfoten.&#8221; \u2013 Frida: Ehrlich. WUNDERSCH\u00d6N. \ud83c\udfa8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FRANKLINS AALSUPPE: &#8220;Elektrisch. Schockierend. WISSENSCHAFTLICH. 4 Pfoten.&#8221; \u2013 Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez: Magischer Realismus\u2026 in SUPPE. Schon wieder! \ud83d\udcda<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HARRIETS FRITTATA: &#8220;Jeder Bissen schmeckt nach FREIHEIT. 5 Pfoten UND eine Freiheitsmedaille.&#8221; \u2013 Xica: Das GEWINNT. \ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSAS ETOUFFEE: &#8220;W\u00fcrzig. Stark. UNERSCH\u00dcTTERLICH. 5 Pfoten.&#8221; \u2013 Clara: Mamma mia, das ist KRAFT. \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MLKS KEULEN: &#8220;Ich habe einen TRAUM\u2026 und er SCHMECKT danach. 5 Pfoten UND Frieden.&#8221; \u2013 Tiberius: Inspirierend UND lecker. \ud83d\udc05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MALCOLM X&#8217;S BURGER: &#8220;Mit allen Mitteln\u2026 dieser Burger ist WILD. 5 Pfoten UND Feuer.&#8221; \u2013 Freisler: DAS IST REVOLUTION\u00c4R! \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANDYS SUPPEN-AUFLAUF: &#8220;15 Minuten Ruhm in jedem Bissen. 4 Pfoten UND Pop-Art.&#8221; \u2013 Frida: Warhol w\u00e4re STOLZ. \ud83c\udfa8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EDIES FISCH: &#8220;Factory-Fisch. Warhols Muse. JETZT MEINE EIGENE. 4 Pfoten UND Kante.&#8221; \u2013 Schicklgruber Singers: &#8220;Edie\u2026 EDIE\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JAMES&#8217; RIPPCHEN: &#8220;Rebell ohne Grund? REBELL MIT RIPPCHEN. 5 Pfoten UND cool.&#8221; \u2013 Maradona: James Dean in MUND-Form. \u26bd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOHNS EINTOPF: &#8220;Soul Food SOUL MANN-Eintopf. Extra BLUES. 5 Pfoten UND Gel\u00e4chter.&#8221; \u2013 Clara: Das ist FREUDE. \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CHRIS&#8217; GEM\u00dcSE: &#8220;Van unten am Fluss-GEM\u00dcSE. Einfach. Ehrlich. URKOMISCH. 4 Pfoten.&#8221; \u2013 Freisler: DAS BRINGT MICH ZUM LACHEN! \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RIVERS KARTOFFELN: &#8220;Idaho-KARTOFFELN. Mein eigener privater STAMPF. 4 Pfoten UND Poesie.&#8221; \u2013 Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez: Poetische Kartoffeln. WUNDERSCH\u00d6N. \ud83d\udcda<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HEATHS JAMBALAYA: &#8220;Warum so ERNST? W\u00fcrze hinzuf\u00fcgen. 5 Pfoten UND Wahnsinn.&#8221; \u2013 Tiberius: Der Joker w\u00fcrde ZUSTIMMEN. \ud83d\udc05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PRINCES PASTA: &#8220;Lila PASTA. Himbeer-BERRET. GENIE. 5 Pfoten UND K\u00f6niglichkeit.&#8221; \u2013 Xica: Das ist KUNST. \ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BOWIES ZUCCHINI: &#8220;Ziggy Stardust-ZUCCHINI. Starman-So\u00dfe. 5 Pfoten UND au\u00dferirdisch.&#8221; \u2013 Frida: Nicht von dieser WELT. \ud83c\udfa8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREDDIES RINDERGULASCH: &#8220;Bohemian Rhapsody-RIND. Ist das das WAHRE LEBEN? Ist das FANTASIE? 5 Pfoten UND Oper.&#8221; \u2013 Schicklgruber Singers: (Singend) &#8220;RIND\u2026 GULASCH\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JFKS MUSCHELSUPPE: &#8220;New Frontier-SUPPE. Frag nicht, was deine Suppe f\u00fcr dich tun kann\u2026 5 Pfoten UND Inspiration.&#8221; \u2013 Maradona: JFK in einer SCH\u00dcSSEL. \u26bd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RFKS HASH: &#8220;Hoffnungs-HASH. Mit TR\u00c4UMEN. Und GERECHTIGKEIT. 5 Pfoten UND Optimismus.&#8221; \u2013 Clara: Das ist AMERIKA. \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 6: DER LIEBES-DODEKAGON EXPLODIERT \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANELLE (auf dem Bildschirm): &#8220;Ehlers! Du starrst immer noch Eva Schwarz an! Sie ist ein GEIST! Ein AMERIKANISCHER Geist jetzt!&#8221; \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS (in Hollywood, hypnotisiert von Eva): &#8220;Aber sie ist TRANSZENDENT. Und ihr REZEPT war\u2026 INSPIRIEREND.&#8221; \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EVA SCHWARZ (schwebend, noir): &#8220;Heinrich? Nein. Aber dieser FINANZIER ist\u2026 BEHARRLICH.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUSCHI REIFENSTAHL: &#8220;Eva! Meine MUSE! Koch f\u00fcr MICH in HOLLYWOOD!&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DER SCHWANZ, DER LACHT (auf dem Bildschirm): &#8220;Janelle! Ich lache immer noch! F\u00fcr DICH!&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HERMIT BORING (isst Geister-Catering): &#8220;Dieses amerikanische Catering\u2026 BESSER als Reichstags-Catering.&#8221; \ud83d\ude2b\ud83c\udf5d\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA PETACCI (zu Dr. Z): &#8220;Ezekiel\u2026 Dona ist in Berlin. Ich bin in HOLLYWOOD. Mit MARILYN. Wir k\u00f6nnten etwas haben.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA DA SILVA (erscheint): &#8220;Clara. Er ist VERHEIRATET. Mit DONA. Respektiere den RING.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN MONROE (schwebt her\u00fcber): &#8220;Sch\u00e4tzchen. Liebe ist KOMPLIZIERT. Ich liebte JFK. Ich liebte ELVIS. Ich liebte MICH SELBST. Das ist der Schl\u00fcssel.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JAMES DEAN (an der Theke lehnend): &#8220;Rebell ohne Grund? Ich habe jetzt einen GRUND. MARILYN.&#8221; \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ELVIS (erscheint): &#8220;Danke. Danke vielmals. Marilyn, Baby, der K\u00d6NIG ist hier.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN: &#8220;Jungs. Ich bin ein GEIST. Ich NEHME TEIL. Ich habe keine ZEIT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JFKS GEIST (erscheint): &#8220;Marilyn\u2026 Baby\u2026 frag nicht, was dein Land f\u00fcr dich tun kann\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\ude80\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN: &#8220;Jack. Du bist TOT. Ich bin TOT. Es ist VORBEI.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude11<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RFKS GEIST: &#8220;Marilyn\u2026 einige M\u00e4nner sehen Dinge, wie sie sind\u2026&#8221; \u270a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN: &#8220;BOBBY. NEIN.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: (Kopf in den H\u00e4nden) &#8220;Der Liebes-Dekagon ist jetzt ein Liebes\u2026 ICH HABE DEN \u00dcBERBLICK VERLOREN. Ich bin nur ein KOCH.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\ude35<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WOTAN: (Reicht Wein) &#8220;Trink. Hollywood macht das mit JEDERM.&#8221; \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83c\udf77<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 7: DAS URTEIL \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udfc6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ADOLF SHARKLER: (Steht auf) &#8220;Nachdem wir 47 Gerichte verkostet haben\u2026 haben wir eine Entscheidung.&#8221; \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;Der Wettbewerb war WILD. Die Aromen waren TRANSZENDENT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREISLER: (Br\u00fcllt) &#8220;ICH RICHTE HIN\u2026 NEIN, ICH KR\u00d6NE\u2026 MEHRERE! ICH KANN NICHT ENTSCHEIDEN!&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA: &#8220;Als Chefjurorin habe ich das letzte Wort. Die Gewinnerin von NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT \u2013 GHOST EDITION ist\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WIRBELTROMMEL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA: &#8220;MARILYN MONROE!&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udfc6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MARILYN: (Weint, schwebt) &#8220;Ich habe endlich etwas gewonnen. Danke. Danke HOLLYWOOD. Danke GEISTER.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ZWEITPLATZIERTE: JACQUELINE KENNEDY \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc99<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ZWEITPLATZIERTE: SACAGAWEA \ud83c\udff9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ZWEITPLATZIERTE: POCAHONTAS \ud83c\udf43\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udff9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BESTE GRUPPE: HEXEN VON SALEM KOLLEKTIV \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BESTER MUSIKER: FREDDIE MERCURY \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BESTER REBELL: JAMES DEAN \ud83c\udfcd\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BESTER K\u00d6NIG: ELVIS PRESLEY \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BESTER PR\u00c4SIDENT: ABRAHAM LINCOLN \ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcdc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BESTE AKTIVISTINNEN: HARRIET TUBMAN, ROSA PARKS, MLK, MALCOLM X (UNENTSCHIEDEN) \u270a\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BESTE K\u00dcNSTLERIN: FRIDA KAHLO (sie hat gejurt UND gewonnen? Sie ist TALENTIERT) \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BESTER DICHTER: JIM MORRISON \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BESTE S\u00c4NGERIN: WHITNEY HOUSTON \ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BESTER T\u00c4NZER: MICHAEL JACKSON \ud83d\udd74\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BESTER ERFINDER: BENJAMIN FRANKLIN \ud83e\ude81\ud83d\udc7b\u26a1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BESTE VERSCHWINDNUMMER: AMELIA EARHART \u2708\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 8: DIE FEIER \ud83c\udf89\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hollywood Roosevelt Pool. GEISTERPARTY. Marilyn auf einem Thron. Jackie elegant. Sacagawea tanzend. Pocahontas lachend. Hexen brauen (lustiger Punsch). Musiker jammen \u2013 Freddie, Elvis, Michael, Prince, Bowie, Janis, Kurt, Amy, Whitney ALLE zusammen. Die REICHSTAGS-GEISTER tanzen mit AMERIKANISCHEN GEISTERN. S\u00dcDAMERIKANISCHE LEGENDEN bewerten anerkennend. NAZI-M\u00c4TRESSEN machen sich Notizen f\u00fcr ihr EIGENES Comeback.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: (Weint) &#8220;Das\u2026 das ist AMERIKA. Das ist das JENSEITS. Das ist\u2026 WUNDERSCH\u00d6N.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: (L\u00e4chelt) &#8220;Ich habe das geplant. Ich habe das DURCHGEF\u00dcHRT. Ich bin DIE KAISERIN DER UNTERHALTUNG.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;F\u00dcNF PFOTEN F\u00dcR DIE KAISERIN.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA: (Zu Clara) &#8220;Wir haben gut gejurt. Wir haben gut gew\u00e4hlt. \u00dcberleben UND Tod\u2026 beide haben gewonnen.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA: &#8220;N\u00e4chstes Mal\u2026 EUROPE&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT? Stell dir die M\u00d6GLICHKEITEN vor.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA: &#8220;Europa? Mit all den Geistern? Das w\u00e4re\u2026 MAGNIFIKANT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 9: DER GRAUE MERCEDES AUDITIERT HOLLYWOOD \ud83d\ude97\ud83e\uddfe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der Graue Mercedes parkt am Hollywood Boulevard. Bon druckt:<code>\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550 GRAUER MERCEDES - AUDIT: NORTH AMERICA'S GREATEST SLUT (GHOST EDITION) \u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550 HOLLYWOOD-EVENT: \u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593 \u2713 HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT IN GEISTERK\u00dcCHE VERWANDELT \u2713 47 AMERIKANISCHE GEISTER TEILNEHMEND \u2713 47 REICHSTAGS-GEISTER ZU BESUCH \u2713 11 S\u00dcDAMERIKANISCHE LEGENDEN JURIEREND \u2713 13 HEXEN VON SALEM (KOLLEKTIV) \u2713 1 MARILYN MONROE \u2192 GEWINNERIN \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc8b \u2713 1 JACKIE KENNEDY \u2192 ZWEITPLATZIERTE \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f \u2713 1 SACAGAWEA \u2192 ZWEITPLATZIERTE \ud83c\udff9\ud83d\udc7b \u2713 1 POCAHONTAS \u2192 ZWEITPLATZIERTE \ud83c\udf43\ud83d\udc7b \u2713 1 LIEBES-DODEKAGON \u2192 VOLLKOMMEN UNGEL\u00d6ST (100% SPUKT) \u2713 1 DR. 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GEISTER ZAHLEN NICHT.) \u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550 N\u00c4CHSTES CROSSOVER: EUROPE'S GREATEST SLUT? 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