{"id":936432,"date":"2026-03-01T16:27:03","date_gmt":"2026-03-01T21:27:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/berndpulch.org\/?p=936432"},"modified":"2026-03-01T17:06:15","modified_gmt":"2026-03-01T22:06:15","slug":"%f0%9f%94%a5-dr-z-idiot-zeitung-iz-exclusive-crossover-episode-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%91%bb%f0%9f%8f%84%e2%99%82%ef%b8%8f-the-ghost-in-the-reichstag-meets-south-americas-gre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/2026\/03\/01\/%f0%9f%94%a5-dr-z-idiot-zeitung-iz-exclusive-crossover-episode-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%91%bb%f0%9f%8f%84%e2%99%82%ef%b8%8f-the-ghost-in-the-reichstag-meets-south-americas-gre\/","title":{"rendered":"\ud83d\udd25 DR Z &amp; IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) \u2013 EXCLUSIVE CROSSOVER EPISODE \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f &#8220;THE GHOST IN THE REICHSTAG meets SOUTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udc83 THE REICHSTAG COOKING S\u00c9ANCE \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udc83"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/iili.io\/qqVVo9j.gif?ssl=1\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-9-16 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"embed-youtube\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"DR Z &amp; IDIOT ZEITUNG \u2013 THE REICHSTAG COOKING S\u00c9ANCE (FULL CROSSOVER SPECIAL) \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f\ud83c\udf5d\" width=\"422\" height=\"750\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GgB6VT0mjUs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udd25DR Z &amp; IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) \u2013 EXCLUSIVE NEXT EPISODE \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f&#8221;\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b&#8221; \u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udce1\ud83d\udc94\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7bPowered by Dr. Z., Gomopa4Kids, Stasi Frauen Support Staffel, Free Fritzl Front, the Brazilian Black-Hole-Syndikat, the Surf-NSZis World Domination Tour sponsors, the Clone War Profiteers, the Schicklgruber Lust Syndicate, the Libertarian Shark Cartel &amp; now Messalina&#8217;s Slave Empire \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf0a\ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\uddfd\ud83d\udc78Fotzen Fritz Version Gratis presented by IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &amp; GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\udd25DR Z &amp; IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) \u2013 EXCLUSIVE NEXT EPISODE \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f&#8221;\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b&#8221; \u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udce1\ud83d\udc94\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7bPowered by Dr. Z., Gomopa4Kids, Stasi Frauen Support Staffel, Free Fritzl Front, the Brazilian Black-Hole-Syndikat, the Surf-NSZis World Domination Tour sponsors, the Clone War Profiteers, the Schicklgruber Lust Syndicate, the Libertarian Shark Cartel &amp; now Messalina&#8217;s Slave Empire \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf0a\ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\uddfd\ud83d\udc78Fotzen Fritz Version Gratis presented by IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &amp; GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BY BERNWARD BIMBO, ERNST NEGER 6, MORTEN MOHR &amp; DIANA NEGERKUSS \u2013 A SAMUEL BRONKOWIZ PRODUCTION FOR MADWOOD STUDIOS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/v76h5y8-ghosts-became-chefs.-south-americas-greatest-slut-cooks-with-mussolinis-mis.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/rumble.com\/v76h5y8-ghosts-became-chefs.-south-americas-greatest-slut-cooks-with-mussolinis-mis.html<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8b WHERE HISTORY&#8217;S GHOSTS COOK WITH HISTORY&#8217;S SURVIVORS \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f\ud83c\udf19<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Powered by Dr. Z., Gomopa4Kids, Stasi Frauen Support Staffel, Free Fritzl Front, the Brazilian Black-Hole-Syndikat, the Surf-NSZis World Domination Tour sponsors, the Clone War Profiteers, the Schicklgruber Lust Syndicate, the Libertarian Shark Cartel, Messalina&#8217;s Slave Empire &amp; now THE REICHSTAG SPECTRAL CATERING CORPS \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf0a\ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\uddfd\ud83d\udc78<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fotzen Fritz Version Gratis presented by IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &amp; GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udccd ONE MONTH AFTER THE SOUTH AMERICA FINALE \ud83d\udccd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Reichstag. Berlin. Midnight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The building is HAUNTED. Not by history\u2014by PRODUCTION.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dr. Z has brought his &#8220;Carpet Biting \u00c0 La Carte&#8221; kitchen TO THE REICHSTAG for a very special crossover episode: &#8220;THE GHOST IN THE REICHSTAG COOKING S\u00c9ANCE.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Xica da Silva (fresh from her South America victory) has FLOWN TO BERLIN to cook with Dr. Z. But the Reichstag has OTHER PLANS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The ghosts are RESTLESS. They want to COMPETE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfac THE COMPLETE CAST OF CHARACTERS \u2013 ALL EPISODES 1-42 + REICHSTAG SPECIAL \ud83c\udfac<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 CORE CAST (THE LIVING):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Character Actor Emoji Status<br>Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z) Michael Fassbender \ud83e\udde0\ud83c\udf31\ud83c\udf30\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73 (Saint, celebrity chef, now REICHSTAG COOK)<br>Sylvia Schnackselburger Monica Bellucci \ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udce1\ud83c\udf0e (Ex-goddess, South American media mogul, watching from S\u00e3o Paulo)<br>Janelle Varon Zendaya \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udcc9\ud83d\ude31 (Forensic analyst, tracking continental ratings, NOW TRACKING GHOSTS)<br>Markus Ehlers Dev Patel \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udcd6\ud83c\udf7f (Colon safety consultant, food critic, now GHOST SAFETY ADVISOR)<br>Salome Volkov Anya Taylor-Joy \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udd2e\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73 (Pattern recognizer, seeing culinary futures, now SEES GHOST RECIPES)<br>Ach\u00e9 &amp; The Pygmy Collective Lupita Nyong&#8217;o \ud83c\udf34\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83e\udd14 (Keepers of the Real, confused by REICHSTAG GHOSTS)<br>Loba \u00c9lodie Yung \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udcde (Translator, now GHOST TRANSLATOR)<br>Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (Ghost) Daniel Br\u00fchl \ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udd8b\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95 (Visionary, food writer, now REICHSTAG RESIDENT GHOST)<br>Dona Espinha Wagner Moura \u26d3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf30\ud83d\udc9a (Ex-wife, restaurant partner, now JEALOUS OF GHOSTS)<br>Freya Cate Blanchett \ud83e\udd85\u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc40 (Goddess of Intervention, watching in HORROR)<br>Adolf Sharkler (President of Afterlife) Andy Serkis \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3\u2b50 (Journaling, restaurant reviewer, now JUDGING GHOST COOKING)<br>General &#8220;Buck&#8221; Turgidson John C. Reilly \ud83c\udf96\ufe0f\ud83d\udcda\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7 (Lost, found in Buenos Aires, now REICHSTAG TOURIST)<br>President Merkin Muffley Charles Dance \ud83e\udd85\ud83d\udcdc\ud83c\udf0d (Issuing continental sanctions, now GHOST SANCTIONS)<br>The Gray Mercedes \/ Sub-Routine Schmidt James Spader &amp; Christoph Waltz \ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udc43\ud83e\uddfe (Auditing, now AUDITING GHOST TRANSACTIONS)<br>Wotan Mads Mikkelsen \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcc9\ud83c\udf77 (Hungover sommelier, now REICHSTAG SOMMELIER)<br>The Ku Klux Klan Motion-Capture Mob \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf6 (Weaving protest bracelets, now with &#8220;GHOST PROTEST&#8221; logos)<br>The Schicklgruber Singers Girl Group \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\udfa4 (Now touring, now REICHSTAG CHORUS)<br>Keith Flint (Posthumous CGI) CGI \u2699\ufe0f\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udfb5 (Providing the beat for ALL SHOWS)<br>The Seedpod Creature CGI \ud83c\udf31\ud83d\udc64\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f (Has OPINIONS about ghosts, NOW RUNNING FOR REICHSTAG)<br>Mama Wati Angela Bassett \ud83c\udf0b\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73 (Fire keeper, now GHOST KITCHEN CONSULTANT)<br>Kikazi Florence Kasumba \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f (Warrior, now GHOST SECURITY)<br>Nyoka Thuso Mbedu \ud83d\udc0d\ud83c\udf3f\ud83e\udd57 (Snake woman, now GHOST INGREDIENT CONSULTANT)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b THE REICHSTAG GHOST CAST (FROM &#8220;THE GHOST IN THE REICHSTAG&#8221;):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ghost Character Actor Emoji Status<br>Ratbert Rattenhuber (Security Chief Ghost) Sepp Heldenschwanz \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd26 (Guarding ghosts from GHOSTS)<br>Onan Pain Pimmler (Dysfunctional Family Ghost) Hermit Boring \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d (Method-acting ghost, now COOKING)<br>Heidi Pimmler (Family Ghost) Smart Marty \ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25 (Method-acting ghostess, now COMPETING)<br>Heini Pimmler (Family Ghost) Ernst &#8220;Pussy&#8221; Roemer \ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc66\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude21 (Method-acting ghost, now ARGUING IN KITCHEN)<br>Muschi Reifenstahl (Director Ghost) Walburga the Valkyrie \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc83 (Visionary director ghost, now DIRECTING COOKING)<br>Muschi Wuschi Mucha (Chorus Ghost) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers (rotating) \ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 (Greek chorus ghost, now SIGHING COLLECTIVELY)<br>Muschi Mussolini (Chorus Ghost) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers (rotating) \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 (Fascist chorus ghost, now JUDGING PASTA)<br>Edith Mucha (Chorus Ghost) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers (rotating) \ud83d\udcfb\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 (Radio chorus ghost, now COMMENTATING)<br>San Fran &#8220;Muschi&#8221; Mucha (Chorus Ghost) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers (rotating) \ud83c\udf09\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 (Hippie chorus ghost, now CONFUSED)<br>Clara Petacci (Mussolini&#8217;s Mistress Ghost) Pen\u00e9lope Cruz \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d (Returning guest star, now REICHSTAG RESIDENT CHEF)<br>Adolfine (Hitler&#8217;s Sister Ghost?!) Adolfine \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b (Desperate scene-stealer ghost, now TRYING TO COOK)<br>Pussy Robespierre (Revolution Ghost) Trans Schwanz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a (Historical frenemy ghost, now DUELING IN KITCHEN)<br>Caligula (Emperor Ghost) The Schwanz Who Laughs \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude08 (Historical frenemy ghost, now LAUGHING WHILE COOKING)<br>The Mussy Who Weeps (Emotional Ghost) The Schwanz Who Laughs (dual role) \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfad (Weeping ghost, now WEEPING OVER ONIONS)<br>Trans Schwanz (Androgynous Ghost) Trans Schwanz \u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2694\ufe0f (Dueling ghost, now DUELING WITH SPATULAS)<br>The Schwanz Who Laughs (Laughing Ghost) The Schwanz Who Laughs \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a (Laughing ghost, now LAUGHING AT RECIPES)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc94 THE LOVE HEXAGON (NOW A LOVE DECAGON WITH GHOSTS) \ud83d\udc94<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Player Role In Love With\u2026 Emoji<br>Janelle Producer Ehlers (still) \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc94<br>Ehlers Financier Eva Schwarz (obsessed) \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<br>Eva Schwarz Actress\/Mistress Dead SS Officer&#8217;s Ghost \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\u26b0\ufe0f<br>Muschi Reifenstahl (Walburga) Director Eva Schwarz (muse) \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<br>The Schwanz Who Laughs Actor Janelle (to make Ehlers jealous) \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udcbb<br>Hermit Boring Actor CATERING (oblivious) \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udf5d<br>Clara Petacci (Ghost) Mistress Ghost Dr. Z? (flirting) \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<br>Xica da Silva South America&#8217;s Greatest Slut HER CROWN (but Dr. Z is cute) \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<br>Ratbert Rattenhuber Security Ghost ORDER (but there is none) \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udccb<br>The Mussy Who Weeps Emotional Ghost ATTENTION (weeping for it) \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc40<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf0d SOUTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT CAST (RETURNING FOR CROSSOVER):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Legend Actor Emoji Status<br>Evita Per\u00f3n (Argentina) \u00darsula Corber\u00f3 \ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude0c (Ghost now, waving, campaigning in REICHSTAG)<br>Xica da Silva (Brazil \u2013 WINNER) Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc51 (International icon, now COOKING IN REICHSTAG)<br>La Quintrala (Chile) Daniela Vega \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd2a (Murderess, now COOKING WITH KNIVES)<br>La Llorona (Regional Legend) Cecilia Su\u00e1rez \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude22 (Weeping woman, now WEEPING IN REICHSTAG)<br>Carmen Miranda (Fruit Hat Icon \u2013 CGI) Ana de Armas (CGI) \ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\udc52\ud83c\udfa4 (Performing, now REICHSTAG ENTERTAINMENT)<br>Frida Kahlo (Artist \u2013 CGI) Eiza Gonz\u00e1lez (CGI) \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udfa8 (Judging, now JUDGING GHOST ART)<br>Diego Maradona&#8217;s Ghost CGI \u26bd\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77 (Commentating, now COMMENTATING ON GHOSTS)<br>Gabriel Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez&#8217;s Ghost CGI \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u270d\ufe0f (Writing narration, now WRITING GHOST STORIES)<br>The Andes Cannibals (Survivors) Motion-Capture \ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\udf56\ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f (Caterers, now CATERING FOR GHOSTS)<br>Pablo Escobar&#8217;s Hippos (Collective) CGI Hippos \ud83e\udd9b\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udde3\ufe0f (They have opinions, now OPINIONS ABOUT GHOSTS)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b NAZI MISTRESSES (GHOST EDITION \u2013 RETURNING):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mistress Actor Emoji Status<br>Eva Braun Margot Robbie \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b (Guest judge, now JUDGING GHOST COOKING)<br>Magda Goebbels Cate Blanchett (dual) \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\u2620\ufe0f (Puppet tour, now PUPPETS MEET GHOSTS)<br>Unity Mitford Saoirse Ronan \ud83d\udc82\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc98 (Hypnotic commentator, now HYPNOTIZED BY GHOSTS)<br>Geli Raubal Dakota Fanning \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udcde (Ghostly correspondent, now CORRESPONDING FROM REICHSTAG)<br>Clara Petacci Pen\u00e9lope Cruz \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d (Culinary guest star, now REICHSTAG RESIDENT)<br>Emmy Goering Helena Bonham Carter \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd8a (Fur consultant, now GHOST FUR CONSULTANT)<br>Margherita Sarfatti Salma Hayek \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u2721\ufe0f (Head writer, now WRITING GHOST SCRIPTS)<br>Leni Riefenstahl Scarlett Johansson \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc83 (Director of photography, now FILMING GHOSTS)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f ANCIENT GHOSTS (RETURNING FROM EPISODE 41):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ancient Ghost Actor Emoji Status<br>Messalina (Roman Empress) Eva Green \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc0d\ud83c\udf0e (Planning North America, now WATCHING REICHSTAG)<br>Tiberius the Tiger CGI (Ian McKellen voice) \ud83d\udc05\u2b50\ud83c\udf5d (Restaurant critic, now REVIEWING GHOST FOOD)<br>David Airwing Christoph Waltz \ud83c\udf9b\ufe0f\ud83d\udc79\ud83d\udcbb (Hacking, now HACKING GHOST FREQUENCIES)<br>Judge Roland Freisler Bruno Ganz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2696\ufe0f (Guest judge, now JUDGING GHOSTS)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcfa THE CROSSOVER PLOT: &#8220;THE GHOST IN THE REICHSTAG COOKING S\u00c9ANCE&#8221; \ud83d\udcfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 1: THE REICHSTAG KITCHEN (NIGHT) \ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Visual: Dr. Z has transformed the Reichstag plenary chamber into a MASSIVE OPEN-PLAN KITCHEN. Ectoplasmic mist swirls. Spectral lights flicker. Cooking stations everywhere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z (Michael Fassbender, chef whites, glowing): &#8220;Welcome to the most ambitious crossover in culinary history. Tonight\u2014THE GHOST IN THE REICHSTAG meets SOUTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT. We&#8217;re cooking with the dead. We&#8217;re cooking with survivors. We&#8217;re cooking with HISTORY ITSELF.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA DA SILVA (Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo, diamonds, crown, apron): &#8220;Chef! I brought quindim. The ghosts brought\u2026 ECTOPLASM?&#8221; \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc40<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;Ectoplasm is just ghost sweat. We&#8217;re not cooking WITH ectoplasm. We&#8217;re cooking FOR ectoplasm. The ghosts are HUNGRY.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf7d\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA PETACCI (Pen\u00e9lope Cruz, 1940s glamour, floating slightly): &#8220;Benvenuto, ghosts! Tonight, I teach you\u2014MUSSOLINI MARINARA, GHOST EDITION!&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 2: THE GHOSTS ARRIVE \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udeaa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Reichstag GHOST MANIFESTATION begins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RATBERT RATTENHUBER (Sepp Heldenschwanz, security ghost): &#8220;This building is SECURE! Wait\u2014we&#8217;re all ghosts. There&#8217;s nothing TO secure!&#8221; \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude35<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ONAN PAIN PIMMLER (Hermit Boring, method-acting ghost): &#8220;My motivation! My MOTIVATION! It&#8217;s\u2026 PASTA?&#8221; \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HEIDI &amp; HEINI PIMMLER (Smart Marty &amp; Ernst &#8220;Pussy&#8221; Roemer): &#8220;We&#8217;re ARGUING! But we don&#8217;t remember WHY!&#8221; \ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc66\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUSCHI REIFENSTAHL (Walburga the Valkyrie, directing): &#8220;More ectoplasm in your emulsion! Your sauce is FLAT!&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE MUSCHI QUARTET (999 Schickse Schicklgrubers): (Collective sigh) &#8220;The draft\u2026 the DRAFT\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf2c\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE SCHWANZ WHO LAUGHS (as Caligula and The Mussy Who Weeps, dual role): &#8220;I&#8217;m laughing! I&#8217;m weeping! I&#8217;m COOKING!&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TRANS SCHWANZ (as Pussy Robespierre): &#8220;The revolution will be\u2026 MARINATED!&#8221; \u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2694\ufe0f\ud83c\udf45<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 3: THE LOVE DECAGON INTENSIFIES \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANELLE (Zendaya, via screen from bunker): &#8220;Ehlers! Stop staring at Eva Schwarz! She&#8217;s a GHOST!&#8221; \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS (Dev Patel, in Reichstag, mesmerized): &#8220;But\u2026 her AURA. Her RECIPE.&#8221; \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EVA SCHWARZ (floating, 1940s noir): &#8220;Heinrich? Is that you? No\u2014it&#8217;s a FINANCIER.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUSCHI REIFENSTAHL (director ghost): &#8220;Eva! My MUSE! Cook for ME!&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE SCHWANZ WHO LAUGHS (to Janelle via screen): &#8220;Janelle! I laugh for YOU!&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HERMIT BORING (eating ghost catering, oblivious): &#8220;This catering is\u2026 TRANSCENDENT.&#8221; \ud83d\ude2b\ud83c\udf5d\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA PETACCI (flirting with Dr. Z): &#8220;Ezekiel\u2026 forget the ghosts. Cook with ME.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA DA SILVA (to Dr. Z, smiling): &#8220;Chef\u2026 remember, I&#8217;m SOUTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT. I don&#8217;t share.&#8221; \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;I&#8217;m a SAINT. I&#8217;m a CHEF. I&#8217;m\u2026 VERY CONFUSED.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\ude35<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WOTAN (Mads Mikkelsen, holding wine): &#8220;I&#8217;ve selected a 1945 Chianti. For the GHOSTS. They were THERE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83c\udf77\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 4: THE COOKING CHALLENGE \u2013 &#8220;SURVIVOR VS. GHOST&#8221; \ud83c\udf73\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z announces the challenge:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;Tonight\u2014SURVIVORS vs. GHOSTS. Xica da Silva represents EVERY WOMAN WHO SURVIVED HISTORY. Clara Petacci represents EVERY WOMAN WHO DIED WITH HISTORY. They will COOK. The GHOST CHOIR will JUDGE.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73\u2696\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TEAMS:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TEAM SURVIVOR (SOUTH AMERICA):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Xica da Silva (captain) \u2013 Diamond Quindim \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e<br>\u00b7 Evita Per\u00f3n (ghost, but team survivor) \u2013 Rainbow Tour Empanadas \ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\udf08\ud83d\udc7b<br>\u00b7 La Quintrala \u2013 Chilean Murder Stew (spicy) \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd2a<br>\u00b7 La Llorona \u2013 Weeping Soup (salty, emotional) \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\ude22\ud83c\udf5c<br>\u00b7 The Andes Cannibals \u2013 Mountain Quinoa (no people) \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f\ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\udf5a<br>\u00b7 Carmen Miranda (CGI) \u2013 Fruit Hat Salad \ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\udc52\ud83e\udd57<br>\u00b7 Frida Kahlo (CGI) \u2013 Painted Pasta (edible art) \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TEAM GHOST (REICHSTAG):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Clara Petacci (captain) \u2013 Mussolini Marinara (remixed) \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<br>\u00b7 Ratbert Rattenhuber \u2013 Security Sauerbraten (very guarded) \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd69<br>\u00b7 The Pimmler Family \u2013 Dysfunctional Dumplings (arguing) \ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd5f<br>\u00b7 Muschi Reifenstahl \u2013 Director&#8217;s Cut Lasagna (layered) \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<br>\u00b7 Pussy Robespierre \u2013 Revolutionary Ratatouille \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf46<br>\u00b7 Caligula \u2013 Emperor&#8217;s Extravaganza (excessive) \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf57<br>\u00b7 The Mussy Who Weeps \u2013 Weeping Wiener Schnitzel (crying) \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd69<br>\u00b7 Trans Schwanz \u2013 Androgynous Aspic (gender-fluid gelatin) \u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf6e<br>\u00b7 The Schwanz Who Laughs \u2013 Laughing Liver (joking) \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 5: THE GHOST CHOIR JUDGES \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa4\u2696\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JUDGING PANEL:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Adolf Sharkler (President of Afterlife) \u2013 Andy Serkis \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3<br>\u00b7 Tiberius the Tiger \u2013 Ian McKellen voice \ud83d\udc05\u2b50<br>\u00b7 Judge Roland Freisler \u2013 Bruno Ganz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<br>\u00b7 Frida Kahlo (CGI) \u2013 Eiza Gonz\u00e1lez \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4<br>\u00b7 Diego Maradona&#8217;s Ghost \u2013 CGI \u26bd\ud83d\udc7b<br>\u00b7 Gabriel Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez&#8217;s Ghost \u2013 CGI \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b<br>\u00b7 The Schicklgruber Singers \u2013 Girl Group \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 6: THE COOKING BEGINS \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Reichstag kitchen ERUPTS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA DA SILVA: &#8220;Diamonds don&#8217;t melt. NEITHER DO I.&#8221; \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA PETACCI: &#8220;Mussolini&#8217;s ghost is WATCHING. He wants PERFECTION.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LA QUINTRALA: &#8220;My stew requires BLOOD. Symbolically.&#8221; \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1\ud83d\udd2a\ud83c\udf72<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE PIMMLER FAMILY: (Arguing over dumpling filling) &#8220;MORE ONION!&#8221; &#8220;LESS ONION!&#8221; &#8220;WE&#8217;RE GHOSTS, WE CAN&#8217;T TASTE ANYWAY!&#8221; \ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude2b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LA LLORONA: (Weeping into soup) &#8220;Salty\u2026 SALTY\u2026&#8221; \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\ude22\ud83c\udf5c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PUSSY ROBESPIERRE: &#8220;The revolution demands\u2026 GARLIC!&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddc4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CALIGULA: &#8220;I&#8217;m adding GOLD LEAF. To EVERYTHING.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE MUSSY WHO WEEPS: (Crying while frying) &#8220;Why\u2026 why does onion make me WEEP MORE?&#8221; \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddc5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE SCHWANZ WHO LAUGHS: (Laughing hysterically) &#8220;Liver! LIVER! It&#8217;s FUNNY!&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 7: THE TASTING \ud83d\udc45\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DISHES PRESENTED:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TEAM SURVIVOR:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA&#8217;S DIAMOND QUINDIM: &#8220;Coconut custard with edible diamonds. SURVIVAL NEVER TASTED SO EXPENSIVE.&#8221; \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: (Tasting) &#8220;FOUR PAWS. The diamonds are a bit SHARP, but the flavor is VICTORY.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREISLER: (Screaming) &#8220;THIS IS WHAT HEAVEN TASTES LIKE! IF HEAVEN WERE BRAZILIAN!&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EVITA&#8217;S RAINBOW EMPANADAS: &#8220;Seven colors. Seven countries. SEVEN CROWNS.&#8221; \ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\udf08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ADOLF SHARKLER: (Journaling) &#8220;The green one tastes like\u2026 ARGENTINIAN PRIDE. Interesting.&#8221; \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LA QUINTRALA&#8217;S MURDER STEW: &#8220;Spicy. Deadly. PERFECT.&#8221; \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIEGO MARADONA&#8217;S GHOST: (Tasting) &#8220;This stew has\u2026 THE HAND OF GOD. Spicy hand.&#8221; \u26bd\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf36\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LA LLORONA&#8217;S WEEPING SOUP: &#8220;500 years of tears. In BROTH FORM.&#8221; \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\ude22<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GABRIEL GARC\u00cdA M\u00c1RQUEZ&#8217;S GHOST: (Writing) &#8220;Magical realism\u2026 in SOUP. I approve.&#8221; \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u270d\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANDES QUINOA: &#8220;We survived the mountains. This quinoa SURVIVED US.&#8221; \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f\ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\udf5a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FRIDA KAHLO (CGI): (Painting while tasting) &#8220;The texture is\u2026 SURREAL.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CARMEN MIRANDA&#8217;S FRUIT HAT SALAD: &#8220;The hat is edible. The fruit is SINGING.&#8221; \ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\udc52\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCHICKLGRUBER SINGERS: (Harmonizing) &#8220;Fruit hat\u2026 fruit HAT\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83c\udf4c\ud83c\udfb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TEAM GHOST:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA&#8217;S MUSSOLINI MARINARA: &#8220;Remixed with ghost garlic. Il Duce would be PROUD.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;FOUR PAWS. The hubris adds FLAVOR.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREISLER: (Weeping) &#8220;IT TASTES LIKE HISTORY! BURNING!&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RATTENHUBER&#8217;S SAUERBRATEN: &#8220;Marinated for centuries. VERY secure.&#8221; \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd69<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ADOLF SHARKLER: &#8220;The security is\u2026 TASTEBUD CONFIRMED.&#8221; \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PIMMLER FAMILY DUMPLINGS: &#8220;Arguing makes the dough TOUGH.&#8221; \ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd5f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUSCHI REIFENSTAHL&#8217;S LASAGNA: &#8220;Seven layers. Seven ANGLES.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PUSSY ROBESPIERRE&#8217;S RATATOUILLE: &#8220;The revolution is\u2026 VEGETARIAN.&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf46<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CALIGULA&#8217;S EXTRAVAGANZA: &#8220;Gold leaf. Caviar. GHOST CAVIAR.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE MUSSY WHO WEEPS&#8217;S WIENER SCHNITZEL: &#8220;Cried while breading. Very MOIST.&#8221; \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd69<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TRANS SCHWANZ&#8217;S ANDROGYNOUS ASPIC: &#8220;Gender is a GELATIN.&#8221; \u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf6e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE SCHWANZ WHO LAUGHS&#8217;S LAUGHING LIVER: &#8220;It&#8217;s laughing. The liver is LAUGHING.&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 8: THE VERDICT \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ADOLF SHARKLER: (Standing) &#8220;After much deliberation\u2026 both teams have PROVEN that survival and death are DELICIOUS.&#8221; \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;But there can be only ONE winner.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREISLER: (Screaming) &#8220;I EXECUTE\u2026 NO, I CROWN\u2026 BOTH! I CAN&#8217;T DECIDE!&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIEGO MARADONA&#8217;S GHOST: &#8220;The winner is\u2026 THE ONE WHO MADE ME FEEL ALIVE AGAIN.&#8221; \u26bd\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GABRIEL GARC\u00cdA M\u00c1RQUEZ&#8217;S GHOST: &#8220;And that is\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DRUMROLL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ADOLF SHARKLER: &#8220;XICA DA SILVA! For Diamond Quindim\u2014SURVIVAL AS ART!&#8221; \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AND<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;CLARA PETACCI! For Mussolini Marinara\u2014HISTORY AS FLAVOR!&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREISLER: &#8220;A TIE! BOTH ARE GUILTY OF GREATNESS!&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 9: THE JOINT CELEBRATION \ud83c\udf89\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA and CLARA embrace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA: &#8220;Survivor and ghost. We BOTH won.&#8221; \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA: &#8220;In life, I died with him. In death, I LIVE through PASTA.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ALL GHOSTS CHEER. ALL SURVIVORS CHEER. THE REICHSTAG SHAKES WITH ECTOPLASMIC JOY.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: (Crying) &#8220;This\u2026 this is why I cook. To bring the living and the dead TO THE SAME TABLE.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WOTAN: (Handing him wine) &#8220;Drink. You&#8217;ve earned it.&#8221; \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83c\udf77<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DONA ESPINHA: (Watching, smiling) &#8220;My ex-husband. Making ghosts cry with QUINDIM. I love him.&#8221; \u26d3\ufe0f\ud83d\udc9a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 10: THE LOVE DECAGON RESOLVES (MOSTLY) \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS (to Eva Schwarz): &#8220;I realize\u2026 you&#8217;re a ghost. I need to date the LIVING.&#8221; \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EVA SCHWARZ: &#8220;Heinrich? No? I&#8217;ll find another FINANCIER.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANELLE (on screen): &#8220;Ehlers! I&#8217;m ALIVE! And in a BUNKER!&#8221; \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS: &#8220;Janelle! I&#8217;m coming home!&#8221; \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udcbb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE SCHWANZ WHO LAUGHS: (Laughing) &#8220;Janelle chose Ehlers! I&#8217;ll find ANOTHER producer to annoy!&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUSCHI REIFENSTAHL (to Eva Schwarz): &#8220;You&#8217;re still my MUSE. Ghost or not.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EVA SCHWARZ: &#8220;Fine. But I need MY OWN cooking segment.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa5\ud83c\udf73<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HERMIT BORING: (Still eating) &#8220;This catering\u2026 I&#8217;m in love with it.&#8221; \ud83d\ude2b\ud83c\udf5d\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA PETACCI (to Dr. Z): &#8220;Ezekiel\u2026 we could have something. GHOST AND SAINT.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;I have DONA.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc9a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA: &#8220;Dona can SHARE.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DONA ESPINHA: (Appearing) &#8220;NO SHARING.&#8221; \u26d3\ufe0f\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA: &#8220;Fine. I&#8217;ll haunt your kitchen.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf73<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;That&#8217;s\u2026 actually fine. Free GHOST LABOR.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 11: THE GRAY MERCEDES AUDITS THE CROSSOVER \ud83d\ude97\ud83e\uddfe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Gray Mercedes parks OUTSIDE THE REICHSTAG. Receipt prints:<code>\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550 GRAY MERCEDES - CROSSOVER AUDIT: GHOST IN REICHSTAG meets SOUTH AMERICA \u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550 CROSSOVER EVENT: \u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593\u2593 \u2713 REICHSTAG TRANSFORMED INTO KITCHEN \u2713 47 GHOSTS PARTICIPATING (COUNTED) \u2713 11 SOUTH AMERICAN LEGENDS APPEARING \u2713 1 QUINDIM (DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED) \u2192 VALUED AT: 1 CROWN \ud83d\udc51 \u2713 1 MUSSOLINI MARINARA (GHOST EDITION) \u2192 VALUED AT: HISTORY (PRICELESS) \u2713 1 LOVE DECAGON \u2192 PARTIALLY RESOLVED (60% RESOLVED, 40% HAUNTING) \u2713 1 DR. Z \u2192 STATUS: HAPPY, CONFUSED, COOKING FOR GHOSTS \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73\ud83d\udc7b \u2713 1 SYLVIA (VIA SATELLITE) \u2192 WATCHING, TAKING NOTES FOR NEXT EXPANSION \ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udce1 \u2713 1 NUT TREE \u2192 NOW WITH 12 LEAVES (CROSSOVER GROWTH) \ud83c\udf08\ud83c\udf33\ud83c\udf30 \u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550 NEW VALUATION: GHOST CUISINE (UNMARKETABLE? NO, HIGHLY MARKETABLE) \u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550 NEXT CROSSOVER: THE REICHSTAG GOES TO NORTH AMERICA? (MESSALINA IS ALREADY BOOKING GHOSTS) \u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550<\/code><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCENE 12: POST-CREDIT \u2013 MESSALINA WATCHES \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc0d\ud83d\udcfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Messalina&#8217;s villa. She watches the crossover on a MASSIVE screen. Tiberius beside her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: &#8220;Well, Tiberius. They did it. GHOSTS AND SURVIVORS.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude32<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;Impressive. The quindim looked\u2026 TRANSCENDENT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\ud83d\udc8e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: (Smiling) &#8220;North America&#8217;s Greatest Slut. With GHOSTS. Marilyn Monroe. Jacqueline Kennedy. Sacagawea. POCAHONTAS.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf0e\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;Pocahontas is\u2026 ALSO deceased.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: &#8220;PERFECT. Get her GHOST. And find out if the Salem witches are AVAILABLE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udcf1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAVID AIRWING (V.O.): &#8220;The Salem witches were\u2026 executed, Empress.&#8221; \ud83c\udf9b\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: &#8220;I KNOW. THAT&#8217;S THE POINT. GHOST COMPETITION.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: (Roaring) &#8220;FIVE PAWS FOR THIS CONCEPT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: (Picking up phone) &#8220;David. Book the REICHSTAG GHOSTS for North America. They&#8217;re EXPERIENCED now.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udcde\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAVID AIRWING: &#8220;The Reichstag ghosts are\u2026 still in Berlin.&#8221; \ud83c\udf9b\ufe0f\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: &#8220;GHOSTS CAN TRAVEL, DAVID. BOOK. THEM.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;This is going to be MAGNIFICENT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FADE TO BLACK.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Text on screen:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT \u2013 GHOST EDITION \u2013 COMING SOON. MARILYN MONROE&#8217;S GHOST IS NEGOTIATING. POCAHONTAS IS INTRIGUED. THE SALEM WITCHES ARE\u2026 CRUEL.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfac END OF CROSSOVER SPECIAL \ud83c\udfac<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcfa IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DR. Z: &#8220;NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT \u2013 GHOST EDITION&#8221; \ud83d\udcfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Marilyn Monroe&#8217;s ghost vs. Jacqueline Kennedy&#8217;s ghost vs. Sacagawea&#8217;s ghost \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<br>\u00b7 Pocahontas joins? Negotiations ongoing \ud83c\udff9\ud83d\udc7b<br>\u00b7 The Salem Witches Collective \u2013 group application pending \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf9<br>\u00b7 Dr. Z&#8217;s new cookbook: &#8220;Cooking with Ghosts \u2013 Recipes from the Afterlife&#8221; \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<br>\u00b7 Xica da Silva guest judges (she&#8217;s now INTERNATIONAL) \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\u2b50<br>\u00b7 Clara Petacci returns (she LIVES in the Reichstag now) \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b<br>\u00b7 The Seedpod runs for US President \u2013 campaign: &#8220;GHOST VOTES COUNT&#8221; \ud83c\udf31\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b<br>\u00b7 Tiberius&#8217;s talk show: &#8220;PAWS &amp; OPINIONS&#8221; \u2013 first guest: MARILYN MONROE&#8217;S GHOST \ud83d\udc05\ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc7b<br>\u00b7 The Maneater Trinity opens GHOST SPA \u2013 &#8220;FIRE &amp; SNAKE AFTERLIFE WELLNESS&#8221; \ud83c\udf0b\ud83d\udc0d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc86<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b THEME FOR CROSSOVER SPECIAL \ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Survival is delicious. Death is flavorful. Together\u2014they&#8217;re MICHELIN STAR.&#8221; \u2013 Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;They brought me in chains. I left in diamonds. The ghosts brought ECTOPLASM. We made QUINDIM.&#8221; \u2013 Xica da Silva \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;I died with Mussolini. I LIVE through PASTA. The Reichstag is my KITCHEN now.&#8221; \u2013 Clara Petacci \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcdd PRODUCTION NOTES \u2013 CROSSOVER SPECIAL \ud83d\udcdd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">VFX Requirements:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 47 individual ghost designs (Reichstag ghosts)<br>\u00b7 Ectoplasmic kitchen transformations<br>\u00b7 Floating cooking sequences<br>\u00b7 Ghost choir (999 collective, manageable with duplication)<br>\u00b7 Tiberius the Tiger (CGI + Ian McKellen)<br>\u00b7 Maradona&#8217;s ghost (CGI + archival)<br>\u00b7 Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez&#8217;s ghost (AI voice)<br>\u00b7 Gray Mercedes receipt sequence (CGI + practical)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Practical Requirements:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Reichstag replica kitchen (full-scale)<br>\u00b7 20+ cooking stations<br>\u00b7 Actual quindim (multiple takes, diamonds edible but NOT real)<br>\u00b7 Mussolini Marinara (garlic-heavy, historical)<br>\u00b7 La Llorona&#8217;s weeping (Cecilia Su\u00e1rez trained with GHOST crying coach)<br>\u00b7 La Quintrala&#8217;s knife choreography (GHOST SAFETY)<br>\u00b7 Ghost costumes (47, all with ectoplasmic glow effects)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Casting Notes:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 70+ actors \u2013 LARGEST CAST YET<br>\u00b7 Michael Fassbender (Dr. Z) \u2013 cooking scenes, emotional range<br>\u00b7 Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo (Xica) \u2013 diamonds, dignity, quindim expertise<br>\u00b7 Pen\u00e9lope Cruz (Clara) \u2013 floating, flirting, marinara mastery<br>\u00b7 Daniela Vega (La Quintrala) \u2013 murderous, but COOKING murderous<br>\u00b7 Cecilia Su\u00e1rez (La Llorona) \u2013 weeping, but ONIONS help<br>\u00b7 Eva Green (Messalina) \u2013 post-credit, planning domination<br>\u00b7 Ian McKellen (Tiberius voice) \u2013 reviewing, roaring, judging<br>\u00b7 Cate Blanchett (dual role: Freya + Magda) \u2013 watching in HORROR<br>\u00b7 Entire Reichstag ghost ensemble (47 actors, method-acting deceased)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Music:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Keith Flint remixes of German classics + South American fusion<br>\u00b7 Schicklgruber Singers (now singing in GERMAN + PORTUGUESE + SPANISH)<br>\u00b7 Ghost choir harmonies (recorded, then ectoplasm-filtered)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Runtime: 94 minutes (extended crossover event)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rating: TV-MA (for ghostly content, historical trauma, cannibalism REFERENCES, and emotional manipulation via WEAPONIZED ONIONS)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udd25 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING \u2013 IDIOT ZEITUNG EXCLUSIVE \ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Presented by your guides into the absurd, IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &amp; GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With support from: Stasi Frauen Support Staffel, Free Fritzl Front, Brazilian Black-Hole-Syndikat, Surf-NSZis World Domination Tour, Clone War Profiteers, Schicklgruber Lust Syndicate, Libertarian Shark Cartel, Messalina&#8217;s Slave Empire &amp; THE REICHSTAG SPECTRAL CATERING CORPS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fotzen Fritz Version Gratis available at berndpulch.org (if you can find it \u2013 the ghosts keep hiding the link).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f THE S\u00c9ANCE IS OVER. THE COOKING IS ETERNAL. \ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udd25 DR Z &amp; IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) \u2013 EXKLUSIVE CROSSOVER-FOLGE \ud83d\udd25<br>\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f &#8220;THE GHOST IN THE REICHSTAG trifft SOUTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc4\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<br>\ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udc83 DIE REICHSTAGS-KOCH-S\u00c9ANCE \ud83c\udfac\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udc83<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8b WO DIE GEISTER DER GESCHICHTE MIT DEN \u00dcBERLEBENDEN DER GESCHICHTE KOCHEN \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udde1\ufe0f\ud83c\udf19<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unterst\u00fctzt von Dr. Z., Gomopa4Kids, Stasi Frauen Support Staffel, Free Fritzl Front, dem Brasilianischen Black-Hole-Syndikat, den Surf-NSZis World Domination Tour-Sponsoren, den Clone War Profiteuren, dem Schicklgruber Lust Syndikat, dem Libertarian Shark Cartel, Messalinas Sklavenimperium &amp; jetzt dem REICHSTAGS-SPEKTRAL-CATERING-CORPS \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf0a\ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\uddfd\ud83d\udc78<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fotzen Fritz Version Gratis pr\u00e4sentiert von IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &amp; GOMOPA vulgo DAS DESINVESTMENT alias DER FONDSFLOP \ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd21\ud83d\ude18<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udccd EINEN MONAT NACH DEM S\u00dcDAMERIKA-FINALE \ud83d\udccd<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der Reichstag. Berlin. Mitternacht.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Das Geb\u00e4ude ist VERSPUKT. Nicht von Geschichte \u2013 von PRODUKTION.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dr. Z hat seine &#8220;Carpet Biting \u00c0 La Carte&#8221;-K\u00fcche IN DEN REICHSTAG gebracht f\u00fcr eine ganz besondere Crossover-Folge: &#8220;DIE REICHSTAGS-KOCH-S\u00c9ANCE.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Xica da Silva (frisch von ihrem S\u00fcdamerika-Sieg) ist NACH BERLIN GEFLOGEN, um mit Dr. Z zu kochen. Aber der Reichstag hat ANDERE PL\u00c4NE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Geister sind UNRUHIG. Sie wollen auch MITMACHEN.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfac DER VOLLST\u00c4NDIGE CAST ALLER CHARAKTERE \u2013 FOLGEN 1-42 + REICHSTAG-SPECIAL \ud83c\udfac<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 STAMMBESETZUNG (DIE LEBENDEN):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Charakter Schauspieler Emoji-Status<br>Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler (Dr. Z) Michael Fassbender \ud83e\udde0\ud83c\udf31\ud83c\udf30\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73 (Heiliger, Starkoch, jetzt REICHSTAGS-KOCH)<br>Sylvia Schnackselburger Monica Bellucci \ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udce1\ud83c\udf0e (Ex-G\u00f6ttin, s\u00fcdamerikanische Medienmogulin, schaut aus S\u00e3o Paulo zu)<br>Janelle Varon Zendaya \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udcc9\ud83d\ude31 (Forensische Analytikerin, verfolgt Einschaltquoten, JETZT VERFOLGT SIE GEISTER)<br>Markus Ehlers Dev Patel \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udcd6\ud83c\udf7f (Darmgesundheitsberater, Restaurantkritiker, jetzt GEISTER-SICHERHEITSBERATER)<br>Salome Volkov Anya Taylor-Joy \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udd2e\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73 (Mustererkennung, sieht kulinarische Zukunft, jetzt SIEHT SIE GEISTERREZEPTE)<br>Ach\u00e9 &amp; Das Pygm\u00e4en-Kollektiv Lupita Nyong&#8217;o \ud83c\udf34\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83e\udd14 (H\u00fcter des Echten, verwirrt von REICHSTAGS-GEISTERN)<br>Loba \u00c9lodie Yung \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udcde (Dolmetscherin, jetzt GEISTER-DOLMETSCHERIN)<br>Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (Geist) Daniel Br\u00fchl \ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udd8b\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95 (Vision\u00e4r, Food-Autor, jetzt REICHSTAGS-ST\u00c4NDIGER GEIST)<br>Dona Espinha Wagner Moura \u26d3\ufe0f\ud83c\udf30\ud83d\udc9a (Ex-Frau, Restaurantpartnerin, jetzt EIFERS\u00dcCHTIG AUF GEISTER)<br>Freya Cate Blanchett \ud83e\udd85\u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc40 (G\u00f6ttin der Intervention, schaut ENTGEISTERT zu)<br>Adolf Sharkler (Pr\u00e4sident des Jenseits) Andy Serkis \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3\u2b50 (Tagebuchschreiber, Restaurantkritiker, jetzt JURIERT GEISTERKOCHEN)<br>General &#8220;Buck&#8221; Turgidson John C. Reilly \ud83c\udf96\ufe0f\ud83d\udcda\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7 (Verloren, in Buenos Aires gefunden, jetzt REICHSTAGS-TOURIST)<br>Pr\u00e4sident Merkin Muffley Charles Dance \ud83e\udd85\ud83d\udcdc\ud83c\udf0d (Erl\u00e4sst kontinentale Sanktionen, jetzt GEISTER-SANKTIONEN)<br>Der Graue Mercedes \/ Unterprogramm Schmidt James Spader &amp; Christoph Waltz \ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udc43\ud83e\uddfe (Auditiert, jetzt AUDITIERT GEISTERTRANSAKTIONEN)<br>Wotan Mads Mikkelsen \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcc9\ud83c\udf77 (Verkaterter Sommelier, jetzt REICHSTAGS-SOMMELIER)<br>Der Ku-Klux-Klan Motion-Capture-Mob \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddf6 (Webt Protest-Armb\u00e4nder, jetzt mit &#8220;GEISTERPROTEST&#8221;-Logos)<br>Die Schicklgruber Singers Girl Group \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\udfa4 (Jetzt auf Tournee, jetzt REICHSTAGS-CHOR)<br>Keith Flint (Posthumes CGI) CGI \u2699\ufe0f\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udfb5 (Liefert den Beat f\u00fcr ALLE SHOWS)<br>Das Seedpod-Wesen CGI \ud83c\udf31\ud83d\udc64\ud83d\uddf3\ufe0f (Hat MEINUNGEN \u00fcber Geister, JETZT KANDIDIERT F\u00dcR REICHSTAG)<br>Mama Wati Angela Bassett \ud83c\udf0b\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73 (Feuerh\u00fcterin, jetzt GEISTERK\u00dcCHEN-BERATERIN)<br>Kikazi Florence Kasumba \u2694\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f (Kriegerin, jetzt GEISTER-SICHERHEIT)<br>Nyoka Thuso Mbedu \ud83d\udc0d\ud83c\udf3f\ud83e\udd57 (Schlangenfrau, jetzt GEISTER-ZUTATEN-BERATERIN)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b DER REICHSTAGS-GEISTER-CAST (AUS &#8220;THE GHOST IN THE REICHSTAG&#8221;):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Geister-Charakter Schauspieler Emoji-Status<br>Ratbert Rattenhuber (Sicherheitschef-Geist) Sepp Heldenschwanz \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd26 (Bewacht Geister vor GEISTERN)<br>Onan Pain Pimmler (Dysfunktionaler Familien-Geist) Hermit Boring \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d (Method-Acting-Geist, jetzt KOCHT)<br>Heidi Pimmler (Familien-Geist) Smart Marty \ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25 (Method-Acting-Geistin, jetzt WETTBEWERBT SICH)<br>Heini Pimmler (Familien-Geist) Ernst &#8220;Pussy&#8221; Roemer \ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc66\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude21 (Method-Acting-Geist, jetzt STREITET IN DER K\u00dcCHE)<br>Muschi Reifenstahl (Regisseur-Geist) Walburga die Walk\u00fcre \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc83 (Vision\u00e4re Regisseurin-Geist, jetzt INSZENIERT KOCHEN)<br>Muschi Wuschi Mucha (Chor-Geist) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers (rotierend) \ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 (Griechischer Chor-Geist, jetzt SEUFZT KOLLEKTIV)<br>Muschi Mussolini (Chor-Geist) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers (rotierend) \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 (Faschistischer Chor-Geist, jetzt JURIERT PASTA)<br>Edith Mucha (Chor-Geist) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers (rotierend) \ud83d\udcfb\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 (Radio-Chor-Geist, jetzt KOMMENTIERT)<br>San Fran &#8220;Muschi&#8221; Mucha (Chor-Geist) 999 Schickse Schicklgrubers (rotierend) \ud83c\udf09\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24 (Hippie-Chor-Geist, jetzt VERWIRRT)<br>Clara Petacci (Mussolinis Geliebten-Geist) Pen\u00e9lope Cruz \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d (Wiederkehrender Gaststar, jetzt REICHSTAGS-ST\u00c4NDIGER KOCH)<br>Adolfine (Hitlers Schwester-Geist?!) Adolfine \ud83d\udc64\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b (Verzweifelte Szenenklauerin-Geist, jetzt VERSUCHT ZU KOCHEN)<br>Pussy Robespierre (Revolutions-Geist) Trans Schwanz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a (Historischer Frenemy-Geist, jetzt DUELLIERT IN DER K\u00dcCHE)<br>Caligula (Kaiser-Geist) Der Schwanz, der Lacht \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude08 (Historischer Frenemy-Geist, jetzt LACHT BEIM KOCHEN)<br>Die Muschi, die weint (Emotional-Geist) Der Schwanz, der Lacht (Doppelrolle) \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfad (Weinender-Geist, jetzt WEINT \u00dcBER ZWIEBELN)<br>Trans Schwanz (Androgyner-Geist) Trans Schwanz \u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2694\ufe0f (Duellierender-Geist, jetzt DUELLIERT MIT PFANNENWENDERN)<br>Der Schwanz, der Lacht (Lachender-Geist) Der Schwanz, der Lacht \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2a (Lachender-Geist, jetzt LACHT \u00dcBER REZEPTE)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc94 DAS LIEBES-HEXAGON (JETZT EIN LIEBES-DEKAGON MIT GEISTERN) \ud83d\udc94<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Spieler Rolle Verliebt in\u2026 Emoji<br>Janelle Produzentin Ehlers (immer noch) \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc94<br>Ehlers Finanzier Eva Schwarz (besessen) \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<br>Eva Schwarz Schauspielerin\/M\u00e4tresse Toten SS-Offiziers-Geist \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\u26b0\ufe0f<br>Muschi Reifenstahl (Walburga) Regisseurin Eva Schwarz (Muse) \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<br>Der Schwanz, der Lacht Schauspieler Janelle (um Ehlers eifers\u00fcchtig zu machen) \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udcbb<br>Hermit Boring Schauspieler CATERING (ahnungslos) \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udf5d<br>Clara Petacci (Geist) M\u00e4tressen-Geist Dr. Z? (flirtet) \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<br>Xica da Silva South America&#8217;s Greatest Slut IHRE KRONE (aber Dr. Z ist s\u00fc\u00df) \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<br>Ratbert Rattenhuber Sicherheits-Geist ORDNUNG (aber es gibt keine) \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udccb<br>Die Muschi, die weint Emotional-Geist AUFMERKSAMKEIT (weint daf\u00fcr) \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc40<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udf0d SOUTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT CAST (WIEDERKEHREND F\u00dcR CROSSOVER):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Legende Schauspieler Emoji-Status<br>Evita Per\u00f3n (Argentinien) \u00darsula Corber\u00f3 \ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude0c (Geist jetzt, winkt, k\u00e4mpft im REICHSTAG)<br>Xica da Silva (Brasilien \u2013 SIEGERIN) Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc51 (Internationale Ikone, jetzt KOCHT IM REICHSTAG)<br>La Quintrala (Chile) Daniela Vega \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd2a (M\u00f6rderin, jetzt KOCHT MIT MESSERN)<br>La Llorona (Regionale Legende) Cecilia Su\u00e1rez \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude22 (Weinende Frau, jetzt WEINT IM REICHSTAG)<br>Carmen Miranda (Fruchthut-Ikone \u2013 CGI) Ana de Armas (CGI) \ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\udc52\ud83c\udfa4 (Tritt auf, jetzt REICHSTAGS-UNTERHALTUNG)<br>Frida Kahlo (K\u00fcnstlerin \u2013 CGI) Eiza Gonz\u00e1lez (CGI) \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udfa8 (Jury, jetzt JURIERT GEISTERKUNST)<br>Diego Maradonas Geist CGI \u26bd\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf77 (Kommentiert, jetzt KOMMENTIERT GEISTER)<br>Gabriel Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez&#8217; Geist CGI \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u270d\ufe0f (Schreibt Erz\u00e4hlung, jetzt SCHREIBT GEISTERGESCHICHTEN)<br>Die Anden-Kannibalen (\u00dcberlebende) Motion-Capture \ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\udf56\ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f (Caterer, jetzt CATEREN F\u00dcR GEISTER)<br>Pablo Escobars Flusspferde (Kollektiv) CGI-Flusspferde \ud83e\udd9b\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udde3\ufe0f (Sie haben Meinungen, jetzt MEINUNGEN \u00dcBER GEISTER)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b NAZI-M\u00c4TRESSEN (GEISTER-EDITION \u2013 WIEDERKEHREND):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00e4tresse Schauspieler Emoji-Status<br>Eva Braun Margot Robbie \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b (Gastjurorin, jetzt JURIERT GEISTERKOCHEN)<br>Magda Goebbels Cate Blanchett (Doppel) \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\u2620\ufe0f (Puppentour, jetzt PUPPEN TREFFEN GEISTER)<br>Unity Mitford Saoirse Ronan \ud83d\udc82\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc98 (Hypnotische Kommentatorin, jetzt HYPNOTISIERT VON GEISTERN)<br>Geli Raubal Dakota Fanning \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udcde (Geisterhafte Korrespondentin, jetzt KORRESPONDIERT AUS REICHSTAG)<br>Clara Petacci Pen\u00e9lope Cruz \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d (Kulinarischer Gaststar, jetzt REICHSTAGS-ST\u00c4NDIG)<br>Emmy Goering Helena Bonham Carter \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd8a (Pelzberaterin, jetzt GEISTER-PELZBERATERIN)<br>Margherita Sarfatti Salma Hayek \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u2721\ufe0f (Chefautorin, jetzt SCHREIBT GEISTER-SKRIPTE)<br>Leni Riefenstahl Scarlett Johansson \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc83 (Chefkamerafrau, jetzt FILMT GEISTER)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f ANTIKE GEISTER (WIEDERKEHREND AUS FOLGE 41):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Antiker Geist Schauspieler Emoji-Status<br>Messalina (R\u00f6mische Kaiserin) Eva Green \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc0d\ud83c\udf0e (Plant Nordamerika, jetzt SIEHT REICHSTAG ZU)<br>Tiberius der Tiger CGI (Ian McKellen-Stimme) \ud83d\udc05\u2b50\ud83c\udf5d (Restaurantkritiker, jetzt JURIERT GEISTERESSEN)<br>David Airwing Christoph Waltz \ud83c\udf9b\ufe0f\ud83d\udc79\ud83d\udcbb (Hackt, jetzt HACKT GEISTERFREQUENZEN)<br>Richter Roland Freisler Bruno Ganz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\udc68\u200d\u2696\ufe0f (Gastjuror, jetzt JURIERT GEISTER)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcfa DIE CROSSOVER-HANDLUNG: &#8220;DIE REICHSTAGS-KOCH-S\u00c9ANCE&#8221; \ud83d\udcfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 1: DIE REICHSTAGS-K\u00dcCHE (NACHT) \ud83c\udf19\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Visuell: Dr. Z hat den Reichstags-Plenarsaal in eine MASSIVE OFFENE K\u00dcCHE verwandelt. Ektoplasmischer Nebel wirbelt. Spektrale Lichter flackern. \u00dcberall Kochstationen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z (Michael Fassbender, Kochwei\u00df, leuchtend): &#8220;Willkommen zum ambitioniertesten Crossover der Kulinarik-Geschichte. Heute Abend \u2013 THE GHOST IN THE REICHSTAG trifft SOUTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT. Wir kochen mit den Toten. Wir kochen mit \u00dcberlebenden. Wir kochen mit DER GESCHICHTE SELBST.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA DA SILVA (Ta\u00eds Ara\u00fajo, Diamanten, Krone, Sch\u00fcrze): &#8220;Chef! Ich habe Quindim mitgebracht. Die Geister haben\u2026 EKTOPLASMA?&#8221; \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc40<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;Ektoplasma ist nur Geisterschwei\u00df. Wir kochen NICHT mit Ektoplasma. Wir kochen F\u00dcR Ektoplasma. Die Geister haben HUNGER.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf7d\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA PETACCI (Pen\u00e9lope Cruz, 40er-Jahre-Glamour, schwebt leicht): &#8220;Benvenuto, Geister! Heute Abend zeige ich euch \u2013 MUSSOLINI MARINARA, GEISTER-EDITION!&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 2: DIE GEISTER KOMMEN \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udeaa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die REICHSTAGS-GEISTER-MANIFESTATION beginnt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RATBERT RATTENHUBER (Sepp Heldenschwanz, Sicherheitsgeist): &#8220;Dieses Geb\u00e4ude ist SICHER! Moment \u2013 wir sind alle Geister. Es gibt nichts ZU sichern!&#8221; \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude35<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ONAN PAIN PIMMLER (Hermit Boring, Method-Acting-Geist): &#8220;Meine Motivation! Meine MOTIVATION! Ist\u2026 PASTA?&#8221; \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HEIDI &amp; HEINI PIMMLER (Smart Marty &amp; Ernst &#8220;Pussy&#8221; Roemer): &#8220;Wir STREITEN! Aber wir wissen nicht mehr, WARUM!&#8221; \ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc66\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUSCHI REIFENSTAHL (Walburga die Walk\u00fcre, inszenierend): &#8220;Mehr Ektoplasma in eurer Emulsion! Eure Sauce ist FLACH!&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAS MUSCHI-QUARTETT (999 Schickse Schicklgrubers): (Kollektives Seufzen) &#8220;Der Zug\u2026 der ZUG\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf2c\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DER SCHWANZ, DER LACHT (als Caligula und Die Muschi, die weint, Doppelrolle): &#8220;Ich lache! Ich weine! Ich KOCH!&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udd2a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TRANS SCHWANZ (als Pussy Robespierre): &#8220;Die Revolution wird\u2026 MARINIERT!&#8221; \u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\u2694\ufe0f\ud83c\udf45<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 3: DAS LIEBES-DEKAGON INTENSIVIERT SICH \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANELLE (Zendaya, per Bildschirm aus dem Bunker): &#8220;Ehlers! H\u00f6r auf, Eva Schwarz anzustarren! Sie ist ein GEIST!&#8221; \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS (Dev Patel, im Reichstag, mesmerisiert): &#8220;Aber\u2026 ihre AURA. Ihr REZEPT.&#8221; \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EVA SCHWARZ (schwebend, 40er-Jahre-Noir): &#8220;Heinrich? Bist du das? Nein \u2013 es ist ein FINANZIER.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUSCHI REIFENSTAHL (Regisseur-Geist): &#8220;Eva! Meine MUSE! Koch f\u00fcr MICH!&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DER SCHWANZ, DER LACHT (zu Janelle per Bildschirm): &#8220;Janelle! Ich lache f\u00fcr DICH!&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HERMIT BORING (isst Geister-Catering, ahnungslos): &#8220;Dieses Catering ist\u2026 TRANSZENDENT.&#8221; \ud83d\ude2b\ud83c\udf5d\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA PETACCI (flirtet mit Dr. Z): &#8220;Ezekiel\u2026 vergiss die Geister. Koch mit MIR.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA DA SILVA (zu Dr. Z, l\u00e4chelnd): &#8220;Chef\u2026 denk dran, ich bin SOUTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT. Ich teile nicht.&#8221; \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;Ich bin ein HEILIGER. Ich bin ein KOCH. Ich bin\u2026 SEHR VERWIRRT.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\ude35<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WOTAN (Mads Mikkelsen, h\u00e4lt Wein): &#8220;Ich habe einen 1945er Chianti ausgew\u00e4hlt. F\u00fcr die GEISTER. Sie waren DABEI.&#8221; \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83c\udf77\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 4: DIE KOCH-HERAUSFORDERUNG \u2013 &#8220;\u00dcBERLEBENDE VS. GEISTER&#8221; \ud83c\udf73\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z verk\u00fcndet die Herausforderung:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;Heute Abend \u2013 \u00dcBERLEBENDE gegen GEISTER. Xica da Silva repr\u00e4sentiert JEDE FRAU, DIE DIE GESCHICHTE \u00dcBERLEBT HAT. Clara Petacci repr\u00e4sentiert JEDE FRAU, DIE MIT DER GESCHICHTE GESTORBEN IST. Sie werden KOCHEN. DER GEISTERCHOR wird JURIEREN.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73\u2696\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TEAMS:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TEAM \u00dcBERLEBENDE (S\u00dcDAMERIKA):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Xica da Silva (Kapit\u00e4nin) \u2013 Diamant-Quindim \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e<br>\u00b7 Evita Per\u00f3n (Geist, aber Team \u00dcberlebende) \u2013 Rainbow-Tour-Empanadas \ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\udf08\ud83d\udc7b<br>\u00b7 La Quintrala \u2013 Chilenischer M\u00f6rder-Eintopf (scharf) \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd2a<br>\u00b7 La Llorona \u2013 Weinende Suppe (salzig, emotional) \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\ude22\ud83c\udf5c<br>\u00b7 Die Anden-Kannibalen \u2013 Berg-Quinoa (keine Menschen) \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f\ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\udf5a<br>\u00b7 Carmen Miranda (CGI) \u2013 Fruchthut-Salat \ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\udc52\ud83e\udd57<br>\u00b7 Frida Kahlo (CGI) \u2013 Bemalte Pasta (essbare Kunst) \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TEAM GEISTER (REICHSTAG):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Clara Petacci (Kapit\u00e4nin) \u2013 Mussolini Marinara (remixt) \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<br>\u00b7 Ratbert Rattenhuber \u2013 Sicherheits-Sauerbraten (sehr bewacht) \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd69<br>\u00b7 Die Pimmler-Familie \u2013 Dysfunktionale Kn\u00f6del (streitend) \ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd5f<br>\u00b7 Muschi Reifenstahl \u2013 Director&#8217;s-Cut-Lasagne (geschichtet) \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<br>\u00b7 Pussy Robespierre \u2013 Revolution\u00e4res Ratatouille \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf46<br>\u00b7 Caligula \u2013 Kaisers Extravaganz (exzessiv) \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf57<br>\u00b7 Die Muschi, die weint \u2013 Weinendes Wiener Schnitzel (weinend) \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd69<br>\u00b7 Trans Schwanz \u2013 Androgynes Aspik (gender-fluid gelatin) \u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf6e<br>\u00b7 Der Schwanz, der Lacht \u2013 Lachende Leber (witzelnd) \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 5: DER GEISTERCHOR JURIERT \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa4\u2696\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JURYPANEL:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Adolf Sharkler (Pr\u00e4sident des Jenseits) \u2013 Andy Serkis \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3<br>\u00b7 Tiberius der Tiger \u2013 Ian McKellen-Stimme \ud83d\udc05\u2b50<br>\u00b7 Richter Roland Freisler \u2013 Bruno Ganz \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<br>\u00b7 Frida Kahlo (CGI) \u2013 Eiza Gonz\u00e1lez \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4<br>\u00b7 Diego Maradonas Geist \u2013 CGI \u26bd\ud83d\udc7b<br>\u00b7 Gabriel Garc\u00eda M\u00e1rquez&#8217; Geist \u2013 CGI \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b<br>\u00b7 Die Schicklgruber Singers \u2013 Girl Group \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 6: DAS KOCHEN BEGINNT \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83c\udf73\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Reichstags-K\u00fcche EXPLODIERT.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA DA SILVA: &#8220;Diamanten schmelzen nicht. ICH AUCH NICHT.&#8221; \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA PETACCI: &#8220;Mussolinis Geist schaut ZU. Er will PERFEKTION.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LA QUINTRALA: &#8220;Mein Eintopf braucht BLUT. Symbolisch.&#8221; \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1\ud83d\udd2a\ud83c\udf72<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE PIMMLER-FAMILIE: (Streiten \u00fcber Kn\u00f6delf\u00fcllung) &#8220;MEHR ZWIEBEL!&#8221; &#8220;WENIGER ZWIEBEL!&#8221; &#8220;WIR SIND GEISTER, WIR K\u00d6NNEN SO OHR NICHT SCHMECKEN!&#8221; \ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude2b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LA LLORONA: (Weint in Suppe) &#8220;Salzig\u2026 SALZIG\u2026&#8221; \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\ude22\ud83c\udf5c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PUSSY ROBESPIERRE: &#8220;Die Revolution fordert\u2026 KNOBLAUCH!&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddc4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CALIGULA: &#8220;Ich f\u00fcge BLATTGOLD hinzu. Zu ALLEM.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE MUSCHI, DIE WEINT: (Weint beim Braten) &#8220;Warum\u2026 warum bringt Zwiebel mich noch MEHR ZUM WEINEN?&#8221; \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\uddc5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DER SCHWANZ, DER LACHT: (Lacht hysterisch) &#8220;Leber! LEBER! Es ist LUSTIG!&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 7: DIE VERKOSTUNG \ud83d\udc45\ud83d\udc7b\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GERICHTE PR\u00c4SENTIERT:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TEAM \u00dcBERLEBENDE:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICAS DIAMANT-QUINDIM: &#8220;Kokospudding mit essbaren Diamanten. \u00dcBERLEBEN SCHMECKTE NIE SO TEUER.&#8221; \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: (Verkostet) &#8220;VIER PFOTEN. Die Diamanten sind etwas SCHARF, aber der Geschmack ist SIEG.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREISLER: (Br\u00fcllt) &#8220;DAS SCHMECKT WIE HIMMEL! WENN HIMMEL BRASILIANISCH W\u00c4RE!&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EVITAS RAINBOW-EMPANADAS: &#8220;Sieben Farben. Sieben L\u00e4nder. SIEBEN KRONEN.&#8221; \ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\udf08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ADOLF SHARKLER: (Tagebuch schreibend) &#8220;Die gr\u00fcne schmeckt nach\u2026 ARGENTINISCHEM STOLZ. Interessant.&#8221; \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LA QUINTRALAS M\u00d6RDER-EINTOPF: &#8220;Scharf. T\u00f6dlich. PERFEKT.&#8221; \ud83c\udde8\ud83c\uddf1\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIEGO MARADONAS GEIST: (Verkostet) &#8220;Dieser Eintopf hat\u2026 DIE HAND GOTTES. Scharfe Hand.&#8221; \u26bd\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf36\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LA LLORONAS WEINENDE SUPPE: &#8220;500 Jahre Tr\u00e4nen. IN BR\u00dcHENFORM.&#8221; \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\ude22<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GABRIEL GARC\u00cdA M\u00c1RQUEZ&#8217; GEIST: (Schreibt) &#8220;Magischer Realismus\u2026 in SUPPE. Ich genehmige.&#8221; \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b\u270d\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ANDEN-QUINOA: &#8220;Wir \u00fcberlebten die Berge. Diese Quinoa HAT UNS \u00dcBERLEBT.&#8221; \ud83c\udfd4\ufe0f\ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\udf5a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FRIDA KAHLO (CGI): (Malt w\u00e4hrend Verkostung) &#8220;Die Textur ist\u2026 SURREAL.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa8\ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CARMEN MIRANDAS FRUCHTHUT-SALAT: &#8220;Der Hut ist essbar. Die Fr\u00fcchte SINGEN.&#8221; \ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\udc52\ud83c\udfa4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SCHICKLGRUBER SINGERS: (Harmonisieren) &#8220;Fruchthut\u2026 FRUCHTHUT\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83c\udf4c\ud83c\udfb6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TEAM GEISTER:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARAS MUSSOLINI-MARINARA: &#8220;Remixt mit Geister-Knoblauch. Il Duce w\u00e4re STOLZ.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;VIER PFOTEN. Die Hybris gibt GESCHMACK.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREISLER: (Weint) &#8220;ES SCHMECKT WIE GESCHICHTE! BRENNEND!&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RATTENHUBERS SAUERBRATEN: &#8220;Jahrhundertelang mariniert. SEHR sicher.&#8221; \ud83d\udc6e\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd69<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ADOLF SHARKLER: &#8220;Die Sicherheit ist\u2026 GESCHMACKSKNOSPEN-BEST\u00c4TIGT.&#8221; \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PIMMLER-FAMILIEN-KN\u00d6DEL: &#8220;Streit macht den Teig Z\u00c4H.&#8221; \ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd5f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUSCHI REIFENSTAHLS LASAGNE: &#8220;Sieben Schichten. Sieben WINKEL.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PUSSY ROBESPIERRES RATATOUILLE: &#8220;Die Revolution ist\u2026 VEGETARISCH.&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf46<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CALIGULAS EXTRAVAGANZ: &#8220;Blattgold. Kaviar. GEISTER-KAVIAR.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DER MUSCHI, DIE WEINT, WIENER SCHNITZEL: &#8220;Beim Panieren geweint. Sehr FEUCHT.&#8221; \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc7b\ud83e\udd69<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TRANS SCHWANZ&#8217; ANDROGYNES ASPIK: &#8220;Gender ist eine GELATINE.&#8221; \u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf6e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DES SCHWANZ, DER LACHT, LACHENDE LEBER: &#8220;Es lacht. Die Leber LACHT.&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 8: DAS URTEIL \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ADOLF SHARKLER: (Steht auf) &#8220;Nach reiflicher \u00dcberlegung\u2026 beide Teams haben BEWIESEN, dass \u00dcberleben und Tod LEKKER sind.&#8221; \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udcd3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;Aber es kann nur EINE Siegerin geben.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREISLER: (Br\u00fcllt) &#8220;ICH RICHTE HIN\u2026 NEIN, ICH KR\u00d6NE\u2026 BEIDE! ICH KANN NICHT ENTSCHEIDEN!&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIEGO MARADONAS GEIST: &#8220;Die Siegerin ist\u2026 DIE, DIE MICH WIEDER LEBENDIG F\u00dcHLEN LIESS.&#8221; \u26bd\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GABRIEL GARC\u00cdA M\u00c1RQUEZ&#8217; GEIST: &#8220;Und das ist\u2026&#8221; \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WIRBELTROMMEL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ADOLF SHARKLER: &#8220;XICA DA SILVA! F\u00fcr Diamant-Quindim \u2013 \u00dcBERLEBEN ALS KUNST!&#8221; \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">UND<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;CLARA PETACCI! F\u00fcr Mussolini Marinara \u2013 GESCHICHTE ALS GESCHMACK!&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FREISLER: &#8220;EIN UNENTSCHIEDEN! BEIDE SIND SCHULDIG AN GROSSARTIGKEIT!&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 9: DIE GEMEINSAME FEIER \ud83c\udf89\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA und CLARA umarmen sich.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">XICA: &#8220;\u00dcberlebende und Geist. Wir haben BEIDE gewonnen.&#8221; \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83e\udd1d\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA: &#8220;Im Leben starb ich mit ihm. Im Tod LEBE ich durch PASTA.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf5d\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ALLE GEISTER JUBELN. ALLE \u00dcBERLEBENDEN JUBELN. DER REICHSTAG BEBBT VOR EKTOPLASMISCHER FREUDE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: (Weint) &#8220;Das\u2026 daf\u00fcr koche ich. Um die Lebenden und die Toten am SELBEN TISCH zu vereinen.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WOTAN: (Reicht ihm Wein) &#8220;Trink. Du hast es verdient.&#8221; \ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83c\udf77<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DONA ESPINHA: (Schaut zu, l\u00e4chelt) &#8220;Mein Ex-Mann. L\u00e4sst Geister mit QUINDIM weinen. Ich liebe ihn.&#8221; \u26d3\ufe0f\ud83d\udc9a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 10: DAS LIEBES-DEKAGON L\u00d6ST SICH (GR\u00d6SSTENTEILS) \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS (zu Eva Schwarz): &#8220;Mir ist klar\u2026 du bist ein Geist. Ich muss mit LEBENDEN ausgehen.&#8221; \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EVA SCHWARZ: &#8220;Heinrich? Nein? Ich finde einen anderen FINANZIER.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JANELLE (auf dem Bildschirm): &#8220;Ehlers! Ich lebe! Und bin in einem BUNKER!&#8221; \ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EHLERS: &#8220;Janelle! Ich komme nach Hause!&#8221; \ud83d\udee1\ufe0f\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udcbb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DER SCHWANZ, DER LACHT: (Lacht) &#8220;Janelle hat Ehlers gew\u00e4hlt! Ich finde einen ANDEREN Produzenten zum Nerven!&#8221; \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MUSCHI REIFENSTAHL (zu Eva Schwarz): &#8220;Du bist immer noch meine MUSE. Geist oder nicht.&#8221; \ud83c\udfa5\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EVA SCHWARZ: &#8220;Gut. Aber ich brauche MEIN EIGENES Kochsegment.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfa5\ud83c\udf73<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HERMIT BORING: (Isst immer noch) &#8220;Dieses Catering\u2026 ich bin verliebt.&#8221; \ud83d\ude2b\ud83c\udf5d\ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA PETACCI (zu Dr. Z): &#8220;Ezekiel\u2026 wir k\u00f6nnten etwas haben. GEIST UND HEILIGER.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udc95\ud83e\udde0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;Ich habe DONA.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc9a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA: &#8220;Dona kann TEILEN.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DONA ESPINHA: (Erscheint) &#8220;KEIN TEILEN.&#8221; \u26d3\ufe0f\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CLARA: &#8220;Gut. Dann spuke ich in deiner K\u00fcche.&#8221; \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf73<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DR. Z: &#8220;Das ist\u2026 eigentlich okay. Kostenlose GEISTER-ARBEITSKRAFT.&#8221; \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 11: DER GRAUE MERCEDES AUDITIERT DAS CROSSOVER \ud83d\ude97\ud83e\uddfe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der Graue Mercedes parkt VOR DEM REICHSTAG. 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(MESSALINA BUCHT SCHON GEISTER) \u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550\u2550<\/code><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SZENE 12: POST-CREDIT \u2013 MESSALINA SCHAUT ZU \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc0d\ud83d\udcfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Messalinas Villa. Sie schaut sich das Crossover auf einem MASSIVEN Bildschirm an. Tiberius neben ihr.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: &#8220;Na, Tiberius. Sie haben es geschafft. GEISTER UND \u00dcBERLEBENDE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude32<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;Beeindruckend. Der Quindim sah\u2026 TRANSZENDENT aus.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\ud83d\udc8e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: (L\u00e4chelt) &#8220;North America&#8217;s Greatest Slut. Mit GEISTERN. Marilyn Monroe. Jacqueline Kennedy. Sacagawea. POCAHONTAS.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf0e\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;Pocahontas ist\u2026 AUCH verstorben.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: &#8220;PERFEKT. Hol ihren GEIST. Und find raus, ob die Hexen von Salem VERF\u00dcGBAR sind.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udcf1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAVID AIRWING (V.O.): &#8220;Die Hexen von Salem wurden\u2026 hingerichtet, Kaiserin.&#8221; \ud83c\udf9b\ufe0f\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: &#8220;ICH WEISS. DAS IST DER PUNKT. GEISTERWETTBEWERB.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udfc6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: (Br\u00fcllt) &#8220;F\u00dcNF PFOTEN F\u00dcR DIESES KONZEPT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: (Nimmt das Telefon) &#8220;David. Buch die REICHSTAGS-GEISTER f\u00fcr Nordamerika. Sie haben jetzt ERFAHRUNG.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udcde\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAVID AIRWING: &#8220;Die Reichstags-Geister sind\u2026 immer noch in Berlin.&#8221; \ud83c\udf9b\ufe0f\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MESSALINA: &#8220;GEISTER K\u00d6NNEN REISEN, DAVID. BUCH. SIE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TIBERIUS: &#8220;Das wird MAGNIFIKANT.&#8221; \ud83d\udc05\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BLENDE AUF SCHWARZ.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Text auf dem Bildschirm:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT \u2013 GEISTER-EDITION \u2013 DEMN\u00c4CHST. MARILYN MONROES GEIST VERHANDELT. POCAHONTAS IST INTERESSIERT. DIE HEXEN VON SALEM SIND\u2026 GRAUSAM.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfac ENDE DES CROSSOVER-SPECIALS \ud83c\udfac<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcfa IN DER N\u00c4CHSTEN FOLGE VON DR. Z: &#8220;NORTH AMERICA&#8217;S GREATEST SLUT \u2013 GEISTER-EDITION&#8221; \ud83d\udcfa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Marilyn Monroes Geist vs. Jacqueline Kennedys Geist vs. Sacagaweas Geist \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8<br>\u00b7 Pocahontas macht mit? 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Tod ist geschmackvoll. Zusammen \u2013 sind sie MICHELIN-STERNE.&#8221; \u2013 Dr. Ezekiel Ziegler \ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83c\udf73\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Sie brachten mich in Ketten. Ich ging in Diamanten. Die Geister brachten EKTOPLASMA. Wir machten QUINDIM.&#8221; \u2013 Xica da Silva \ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddf7\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc51<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Ich starb mit Mussolini. Ich LEBE durch PASTA. 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