{"id":936239,"date":"2026-02-28T04:04:53","date_gmt":"2026-02-28T09:04:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/berndpulch.org\/?p=936239"},"modified":"2026-09-09T05:27:10","modified_gmt":"2026-09-09T09:27:10","slug":"the-enema-ehlers-saga-st-pauli-year-zero-22-5-the-enema-files-%f0%9f%92%a7%f0%9f%93%82%f0%9f%94%a5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/2026\/02\/28\/the-enema-ehlers-saga-st-pauli-year-zero-22-5-the-enema-files-%f0%9f%92%a7%f0%9f%93%82%f0%9f%94%a5\/","title":{"rendered":"THE ENEMA EHLERS SAGA &#8211; ST. PAULI, YEAR ZERO + 22.5 \u2013 THE ENEMA FILES \ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udcc2\ud83d\udd25"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/iili.io\/qq9rv71.gif?ssl=1\" alt=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-9-16 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"embed-youtube\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"\ud83d\udebd THE ENEMA CONSPIRACY! The Truth About Emir Ehlers FINALLY REVEALED! \ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udd25\" width=\"422\" height=\"750\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kYrx8IUwcu0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc94\ud83e\udde0\ud83d\udd04 \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ufffd\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8&nbsp; \ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udd34\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc60 \ud83d\ude3e\ud83d\udc84\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\ude3e\ud83d\udc84\ud83d\udcb8 &#8220;\ud83d\udc7f\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83c\udf1f\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8 \ud83c\udf1f\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8 &#8220;\u26d3\ufe0f\ufaa2&nbsp; \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc89\u262d\ud83d\udd25\ud83e\ude78\ud83d\udc2a\u26a1\ud83e\uddec\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf7c\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f\ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udca6\ud83c\udfaa\ud83d\udc51 \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83c\udf7c\u2694\ufe0f&nbsp; \ud83d\udc31\ud83c\udfc6\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udcc9&nbsp; \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udfad\u2697\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80&nbsp; \ud83c\udf11\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\udc7f\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udcb8\ud83c\udfad\u2697\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80&nbsp; \ud83c\udf11\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\udc7f\ud83c\udf00\ud83d\udcb8\ud83c\udfad\u2697\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80&nbsp; \ud83c\udf11\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8 \ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5\u2728 EHLERS\u2019 ENEMA ENIGMA\ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udcab \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5\u2728 \ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udcab\ud83c\udfaa\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83c\udfaa\ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude02 EMIR EHLERS&#8217; ENEMA ENIGMA EXPOSED\ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f &#8220;EPSTEIN&#8217;S&nbsp; EINSPRITZER ENEMA EINZELLER ENDDARM EXISTENZISOZIALISMUS EPILOG ENDE&#8221;\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude18\ud83e\udd21\ud83e\udd21POWERED BY IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) &amp; DER FONDSFLOP VULGO DAS DESINVESTMENT ALIAS GOMOPA &amp; ST PAULI PIMP KLISTIER GAZETTE \ud83d\udcf0: EHLERS ENEMA ELITE: SEAGULL&#8217;S ENEMA TOXDAT KLISTIER FLUSH\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\udc6f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udcbb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BY OUR PATERNALLY CONFUSED CORRESPONDENT DR. LYSANDER LIBERT\u00c9<br>BROADCAST VIA IDIOT ZEITUNG (IZ) BIRTH CERTIFICATES &amp; ENCRYPTED PATERNITY TESTS \ud83d\udcf0\ud83e\uddec\ud83d\udd10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/v76ecae-434010038.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/rumble.com\/v76ecae-434010038.html<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For a brief, shining moment, there was peace in St. Pauli. \u262e\ufe0f\u2728 Emir, the child of a seagull and the entire German bureaucracy, had found a strange kind of existential calm on his plinth. \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0c Esau&#8217;s audit war with the tax office had reached a tentative, spreadsheet-filled d\u00e9tente. \ud83d\udcca\ud83e\udd1d\ud83d\udcc8 Ursula&#8217;s filing system was, for the first time in history, up to date. \ud83d\udcc1\u2705\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But peace, in St. Pauli, is just the quiet before the next absurdist storm. \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It started, as many things do, with a plumbing issue. \ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf0a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A great and terrible gurgling echoed from the foundations of the old archive. \ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udc42\ud83d\ude31 Jeschow, the Death Dwarf, emerged from his corner, his file-coat dripping with a mysterious, faintly glowing fluid. \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udca6\u2728 In his skeletal hand, he held not a folder, but a single, water-damaged document. \ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udca7\u2620\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He called a meeting of the full ensemble in the Harbor Harlot&#8217;s bar. \ud83c\udf78\ud83d\udc65 The air was thick with herring juice and anticipation. \ud83d\udc1f\ud83d\udc43\ud83d\ude2c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW:<br>(His voice a dry rustle of ancient paper) \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f<br>&#8220;The father question\u2026 was only the beginning. The files have been hiding a deeper secret. A secret that has now\u2026 surfaced.&#8221; \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udca7\ud83e\udd2b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He held up the dripping document. On it, a single word was still legible: KLISTIER (Enema). \ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EMIR:<br>(Seagull on head, tilting his own) \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83e\udd14<br>&#8220;A\u2026 plumbing problem?&#8221; \ud83d\udebd\ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN:<br>(Fluffing feathers, scarf adjusted) \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83e\udde3\ud83d\ude24<br>&#8220;CRAAW.&#8221;<br>(Translation: &#8220;Idiot. Nothing is just a plumbing problem in this family.&#8221;) \ud83e\udd26\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU:<br>(Pulls out a new spreadsheet: &#8220;KLISTIER: COSTS VS. BENEFITS&#8221;) \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udcb8<br>&#8220;Is this a deductible maintenance expense or a historical tax liability?&#8221; \ud83e\uddfe\ud83e\udd14\ud83d\udcb0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW:<br>&#8220;It is not plumbing. It is not taxes. It is\u2026 the Ehlers Enigma. The Enema Files.&#8221; \ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udcab<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE ENSEMBLE ASSEMBLES \u2013 OPERATION KLISTIER \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\udca7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE CORE FAMILY: \ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc66\u200d\ud83d\udc66<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Emir Ehlers (The Original) \u2013 Tom Schilling. Stares at the glowing puddle. &#8220;So bureaucracy is my father\u2026 and an enema is my inheritance?&#8221; \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udca7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der B\u00f6se Esau Ehlers \u2013 Til Schweiger. Updates spreadsheet: &#8220;PATERNAL ASSET PROJECTIONS&#8221; becomes &#8220;ENEMA ASSET PROJECTIONS.&#8221; \ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udcb8 &#8220;If this is a medical procedure, maybe we can sue someone. Who manufactured it?&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Further Ehlers (The &#8220;Father&#8221;) \u2013 Klaus Kinski. Flickers anxiously near the damp patch. &#8220;I\u2026 I never used an enema. I think. Unless I did and forgot. I forget\u5f88\u591a\u4e8b\u60c5.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude30\ud83d\udca7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00f6win (The Mother\/Seagull) \u2013 The Seventh. Perches on a faucet. Watches. Occasionally shits into the puddle for dramatic emphasis. \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE INVESTIGATORS: \ud83d\udd0d\ud83d\udcdc\ud83e\uddd0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeschow, the Death Dwarf \u2013 Gottfried John. Surrounded by newly damp files. &#8220;The Enema Files were sealed. Sealed in wax. Sealed in mystery. Sealed in\u2026 something else.&#8221; \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udca7\ud83e\udd2b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ursula Unter-Hy\u00e4nin \u2013 Martina Gedeck. Opens a massive new folder: &#8220;OPERATION KLISTIER \u2013 VOLUME I: THE WET YEARS.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udccb\ud83d\udca6 &#8220;We will file every drop.&#8221; \ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udcc1\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Big Hyena \u2013 Hanns Zischler. Sniffs the puddle. Sniffs Further. Sniffs Jeschow. &#8220;It smells\u2026 bureaucratic. But also\u2026 medical. Also\u2026 slightly of vodka.&#8221; \ud83e\udd9b\ud83d\udc43\ud83c\udf78\ud83d\ude35<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE WITNESSES (ALL SOMEHOW INVOLVED): \ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udde3\ufe0f\ud83d\udcac<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ugly Sven Schmidt \u2013 Christoph Maria Herbst. Immediately offers enema therapy. &#8220;Enemas represent a desire to cleanse. To purge. To empty the self of\u2026 father figures.&#8221; \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udecb\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7 Emir stares. Sven cries harder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ludmilla Lust \u2013 Lena Knyazeva. Hacks every medical database on Planet UDSSR. Finds 47 possible enema manufacturers. &#8220;Your mother was\u2026 regular.&#8221; \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udcdc\ud83c\udf76<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Graf Thomas de Province-Porned \u2013 Robert Gwisdek. Wraps a tentacle around the document. &#8220;In the deep, we use enemas too. To expel the darkness. It never works.&#8221; \ud83e\udd91\ud83d\udca7\ud83d\ude22<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Adolf Sharkler \u2013 Christoph Waltz. Swims in circles, agitated. &#8220;Sharks do not require enemas. We are streamlined. Why is this not about sharks?&#8221; \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\ude24\ud83d\udca7 Janelle pats his tank. &#8220;Everything is not about you, Sharkler.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mack the Knife \u2013 Klaus Maria Brandauer. Writes a new song: &#8220;The Enema of the People.&#8221; \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udd2a\ud83c\udf76 It becomes a haunting ballad. The Harbor Harlot weeps into her herring juice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Janelle von Sperma \u2013 Sibel Kekilli. Opens a new market: &#8220;Enema Futures.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcb1\ud83c\udf76 People bet on the origin, the purpose, and the potential profitability of the Ehlers Enema. She doubles her fortune.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rosa Kleb \u2013 Franka Potente. Offers to test the fluid. &#8220;A simple analysis. Quick. Revealing. Possibly toxic.&#8221; \ud83d\udc69\u200d\u2695\ufe0f\ud83e\uddea\ud83d\udca7 Esau demands a cost-benefit analysis first. Esau always demands a cost-benefit analysis first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Salome Sin \u2013 Ruby O. Fee. Performs the &#8220;Enema Dance.&#8221; \ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf00\ud83c\udf76 It tells the story of a cleansing so profound it erases all memory of fathers. It lasts six hours. At the end, she is dehydrated. &#8220;I have no answers. Only art. And cramps.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pussy \u2013 Jella Haase. Suggests the enema might be a forgotten prop from a client. &#8220;I&#8217;ve seen things inserted. Many things. An enema is\u2026 almost wholesome.&#8221; \ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\ude33 No one makes eye contact. Everyone makes a mental note.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mrs. Torten-Fotzenplotz \u2013 Annette Frier. Bakes a cake shaped like a giant enema. \ud83c\udf82\ud83c\udf76 It is filled with jelly. It is both disturbing and delicious. It is existential pastry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Harbor Harlot \u2013 Barbara Sukowa. Sips herring juice. Gazes at the puddle. Finally speaks: &#8220;I remember this. It was 1973. Or was it &#8217;83? Time is fluid. Like this.&#8221; \ud83c\udf78\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7 She knows something. She&#8217;s still not telling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lavrenti Beria \u2013 Udo Kier. Sweats PROFUSELY. &#8220;Enemas! I\u2026 I knew nothing of enemas! The archives had many procedures, but enemas were\u2026 were someone else&#8217;s department!&#8221; \ud83d\udc53\ud83d\ude30\ud83d\udca6 The seagull glares. The puddle glows.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Mermaid \u2013 Lea van Acken. Sits in her pool. When someone says &#8220;enema,&#8221; she splashes. Repeatedly. It definitely means something. No one knows what. \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7\ud83e\udd14\ud83d\udca6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Onkel Klaus-Dieter \u2013 Christoph Waltz (septuple role). Opens a new folder: &#8220;KLISTIER \u2013 PROGRESS: 0.00001%.&#8221; \ud83d\udcc1\u270d\ufe0f Updates it every ten seconds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Onkel Jeff \u2013 Jeff Goldblum. Composes &#8220;The Enema Symphony.&#8221; \ud83c\udfb9\ud83c\udf76\u2753 It is wet. It is resonant. It ends with a giant flush sound. Everyone applauds. No one understands. Jeff smiles. That is enough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kaiser \u00dcbermensch \u2013 Robert Gwisdek (octuple role). Designs &#8220;Enema-Seeking Hats.&#8221; \ud83d\udda4\ud83e\udde2\ud83c\udf76 Each has a tiny rubber bulb on top. They don&#8217;t work. He sells thousands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PARC (Promptny-Pornt &amp; Margot) \u2013 David Kross &amp; Karoline Herfurth. Submit Form 897\/K: &#8220;ENEMA INVESTIGATION OBSERVATION REPORT.&#8221; \ud83e\udd7c\ud83d\udccb\ud83d\udca7 Ursula stamps it. They weep with bureaucratic fulfillment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blasius von Schemua \u2013 J\u00fcrgen Prochnow. Still at the bottom. The investigation floats above him. The enema puddle drips down. It touches his shoe. He does not move. Some enemas are best left unexplored. \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc5e\ud83d\udca7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Muschi Wuschi Mucha \u2013 Marlene Dietrich (AI). Wakes briefly. &#8220;Enema? I used one once. It was disappointing. Like most men.&#8221; \ud83d\udca4\ud83d\udc43\ud83c\udf76\ud83d\ude34 Returns to sleep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Onkel Joe Stalin \u2013 John Malkovich. Puffs pipe. Watches the puddle grow. &#8220;In the Soviet Union, we had communal enemas. It built character. And collective bowel movements.&#8221; \ud83c\uddf7\ud83c\uddfa\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83e\uddb3\ud83d\udeac\ud83d\udca7 No one joins. No one ever joins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW&#8217;S REVELATION (PART TWO) \u2013 THE TOXDAT CONNECTION \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udca5\u2623\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After days of investigation, Jeschow calls another meeting. The puddle has grown. It now glows faintly in the dark.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW:<br>&#8220;I have traced the enema. I have followed the paper trail through the damp. And I have found\u2026 the source.&#8221; \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He holds up another document. This one is stamped: TOXDAT.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW:<br>&#8220;The enema was not just an enema. It was a delivery system. A vector. The fluid\u2026 contains data. Toxic data. Encrypted in a substance that defies conventional analysis.&#8221; \u2623\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udd10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EMIR:<br>&#8220;Data? What kind of data?&#8221; \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\u2753<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW:<br>&#8220;Paternity data. The enema was used to\u2026 inject\u2026 the truth about your father into the archives. But the archives rejected it. So it sat. And fermented. And waited.&#8221; \ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU:<br>&#8220;So the truth about our father\u2026 is in that puddle? Can we tax it?&#8221; \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udcb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN:<br>(Fluffs feathers. Looks almost proud.) \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0f<br>&#8220;CRAAW.&#8221;<br>(Translation: &#8220;Finally. You&#8217;re getting warm.&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE FLUSH \u2013 A CLIMAX OF EPIC PROPORTIONS \ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The ensemble debates. What to do with the glowing puddle of toxic paternity data?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Rosa Kleb wants to analyze it. \ud83e\uddea\ud83d\udc69\u200d\u2695\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 Esau wants to monetize it. \ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\ude08<br>\u00b7 Ursula wants to file it. \ud83d\udcc1\ud83d\udc60<br>\u00b7 Sven wants to therapize it. \ud83d\udecb\ufe0f\ud83d\ude2d<br>\u00b7 Salome wants to dance in it. \ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But before a decision can be made, a sound echoes through St. Pauli. A great and terrible sound.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE FLUSH. \ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udc42\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The old plumbing, unable to contain the pressure of decades of secrets, gives way completely. The puddle becomes a torrent. The Enema Files, the toxic data, the glowing fluid\u2014all of it\u2014is sucked into a vortex and disappears into the ancient pipes of St. Pauli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The glowing is gone. The puddle is gone. The truth\u2026 is gone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW:<br>(Stares at the empty, damp floor) \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\ude36<br>&#8220;Well. That&#8217;s that.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EMIR:<br>(Stares at the empty floor. Seagull stares at the empty floor.) \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude36<br>&#8220;So\u2026 we&#8217;ll never know?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN:<br>(Preens a feather. Looks utterly unbothered.) \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0c<br>&#8220;CRAAW.&#8221;<br>(Translation: &#8220;You were never meant to know, idiot. The search was the point.&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EPILOGUE: THE NEW ACCEPTANCE \ud83c\udf0c\ud83c\udf76\ud83d\ude36<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Emir Ehlers returns to his plinth. He has not found his father. He has lost the enema. But he has gained\u2026 acceptance. The seagull shits on his head. It feels like a blessing. \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\ude0c<br>\u00b7 Esau Ehlers files a claim for &#8220;Enema Loss&#8221; as a tax deduction. The tax office opens a new department: &#8220;METAPHYSICAL PLUMBING CLAIMS.&#8221; The audit war enters a new, more fluid phase. \ud83d\udcca\u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7\ud83d\ude08<br>\u00b7 Further Ehlers flickers with relief. The enema was not about him. Nothing is about him. He is free. \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\udca8<br>\u00b7 Jeschow, the Death Dwarf, closes the file on &#8220;KLISTIER&#8221; and opens a new one: &#8220;THE FLUSH \u2013 AFTERMATH.&#8221; He files it next to &#8220;VATERSUCHE.&#8221; He is content. \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\ude34<br>\u00b7 Ursula Unter-Hy\u00e4nin creates a new filing category: &#8220;ENEMA INVESTIGATIONS \u2013 INCOMPLETE.&#8221; She files the damp folders. She is complete in their incompleteness. \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udccb\ud83d\ude0c<br>\u00b7 M\u00f6win, the Seagull, resumes her silence. She has said what needed to be said. She has shit where needed to be shit. She is at peace. \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\udca7<br>\u00b7 The Harbor Harlot raises one last toast. &#8220;To enemas. To fathers. To data that flushes away. May your plumbing always carry your secrets.&#8221; \ud83c\udf78\ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 Blasius von Schemua finally looks up at the empty space where the puddle was. &#8220;Flushed.&#8221; He nods. Returns to the bottom. Some truths are not meant to be filed. \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\ude36<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FINAL TEXT ON BLACK: \ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u262d THE ENEMA WAS YOUR INHERITANCE \u262d \ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25<br>THE TRUTH WAS FLUSHED. ACCEPTANCE IS MANDATORY. PLUMBING IS OPTIONAL. \ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udca8\ud83d\ude36<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HASHTAGS FADE IN: \ud83c\udff7\ufe0f\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">DerEnemaKomplex #TheEnemaFiles #ToxdatSecrets #KlistierKonundrum #M\u00f6winKnewAllAlong #JeschowFiledItAll #StPauliSaga #IdiotZeitungEnemaSpecial #FlushedButNotForgotten #BureaucracyIsStillMyFather #TheSearchContinues #EmojisEverywhere \ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udcc2\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udebd<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[ENDE DER EPISODE \/ END OF EPISODE] \ud83c\udfac\ud83c\udf7f\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ST. PAULI, JAHR NULL + 22,5 \u2013 DIE KLISTIER-AKTEN \ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udcc2\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eine Fortsetzungsfolge der Ehlers-Saga \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udd04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">F\u00fcr einen kurzen, strahlenden Moment herrschte Frieden in St. Pauli. \u262e\ufe0f\u2728 Emir, das Kind einer M\u00f6we und der gesamten deutschen B\u00fcrokratie, hatte eine seltsame Art von existenzieller Ruhe auf seinem Sockel gefunden. \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0c Esaus Audit-Krieg mit dem Finanzamt hatte eine vorl\u00e4ufige, tabellenkalkulationsgef\u00fcllte Entspannung erreicht. \ud83d\udcca\ud83e\udd1d\ud83d\udcc8 Ursulas Ablagesystem war zum ersten Mal in der Geschichte auf dem neuesten Stand. \ud83d\udcc1\u2705\ud83d\ude07<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aber Frieden ist in St. Pauli nur die Ruhe vor dem n\u00e4chsten absurden Sturm. \ud83c\udf2a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Es begann, wie so oft, mit einem Sanit\u00e4rproblem. \ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf0a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ein gro\u00dfes und schreckliches Gluckern hallte aus den Fundamenten des alten Archivs wider. \ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udc42\ud83d\ude31 Jeschow, der Todeszwerg, tauchte aus seiner Ecke auf, sein Aktenmantel tropfte von einer mysteri\u00f6sen, schwach leuchtenden Fl\u00fcssigkeit. \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udca6\u2728 In seiner skelettierten Hand hielt er keinen Ordner, sondern ein einziges, wasserfleckiges Dokument. \ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udca7\u2620\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Er berief ein Treffen des gesamten Ensembles in der Bar der HafenHure ein. \ud83c\udf78\ud83d\udc65 Die Luft war dick von Heringssaft und Erwartung. \ud83d\udc1f\ud83d\udc43\ud83d\ude2c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW:<br>(Seine Stimme ein trockenes Rascheln von altem Papier) \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f<br>&#8220;Die Vaterfrage\u2026 war nur der Anfang. Die Akten haben ein tieferes Geheimnis verborgen. Ein Geheimnis, das jetzt\u2026 aufgetaucht ist.&#8221; \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udca7\ud83e\udd2b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Er hielt das triefende Dokument hoch. Darauf war ein einziges Wort noch lesbar: KLISTIER. \ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EMIR:<br>(M\u00f6we auf dem Kopf, neigt seinen eigenen) \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83e\udd14<br>&#8220;Ein\u2026 Sanit\u00e4rproblem?&#8221; \ud83d\udebd\ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN:<br>(Plustert Federn, Schal gerichtet) \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83e\udde3\ud83d\ude24<br>&#8220;KR\u00c4\u00c4K.&#8221;<br>(\u00dcbersetzung: &#8220;Idiot. Nichts ist nur ein Sanit\u00e4rproblem in dieser Familie.&#8221;) \ud83e\udd26\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU:<br>(Z\u00fcckt eine neue Tabellenkalkulation: &#8220;KLISTIER: KOSTEN VS. NUTZEN&#8221;) \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udcb8<br>&#8220;Ist das eine abzugsf\u00e4hige Wartungsausgabe oder eine historische Steuerschuld?&#8221; \ud83e\uddfe\ud83e\udd14\ud83d\udcb0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW:<br>&#8220;Es ist keine Sanit\u00e4rinstallation. Es sind keine Steuern. Es ist\u2026 das Ehlers-R\u00e4tsel. Die Klistier-Akten.&#8221; \ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udcab<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAS ENSEMBLE VERSAMMELT SICH \u2013 OPERATION KLISTIER \ud83c\udfad\ud83d\udc65\ud83d\udca7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DER KERN DER FAMILIE: \ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udc69\u200d\ud83d\udc66\u200d\ud83d\udc66<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Emir Ehlers (Das Original) \u2013 Tom Schilling. Starrt in die leuchtende Pf\u00fctze. &#8220;Also ist B\u00fcrokratie mein Vater\u2026 und ein Klistier mein Erbe?&#8221; \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udca7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der B\u00f6se Esau Ehlers \u2013 Til Schweiger. Aktualisiert Tabellenkalkulation: &#8220;PATERNALE VERM\u00d6GUNGSPROJEKTIONEN&#8221; wird zu &#8220;KLISTIER-VERM\u00d6GUNGSPROJEKTIONEN.&#8221; \ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udcb8 &#8220;Wenn das ein medizinischer Eingriff war, k\u00f6nnen wir vielleicht jemanden verklagen. Wer hat das hergestellt?&#8221; \u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Further Ehlers (Der &#8220;Vater&#8221;) \u2013 Klaus Kinski. Flackert \u00e4ngstlich in der N\u00e4he der feuchten Stelle. &#8220;Ich\u2026 ich habe nie ein Klistier benutzt. Ich glaube. Es sei denn, ich habe es getan und vergessen. Ich vergesse viele Dinge.&#8221; \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude30\ud83d\udca7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00f6win (Die Mutter\/M\u00f6we) \u2013 Die Siebte. Sitzt auf einem Wasserhahn. Beobachtet. Kackt gelegentlich zur dramatischen Betonung in die Pf\u00fctze. \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE ERMITTLER: \ud83d\udd0d\ud83d\udcdc\ud83e\uddd0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jeschow, der Todeszwerg \u2013 Gottfried John. Umgeben von neu befeuchteten Akten. &#8220;Die Klistier-Akten waren versiegelt. Versiegelt in Wachs. Versiegelt in Geheimnis. Versiegelt in\u2026 etwas anderem.&#8221; \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udca7\ud83e\udd2b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ursula Unter-Hy\u00e4nin \u2013 Martina Gedeck. \u00d6ffnet einen massiven neuen Ordner: &#8220;OPERATION KLISTIER \u2013 BAND I: DIE NASSEN JAHRE.&#8221; \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udccb\ud83d\udca6 &#8220;Wir werden jeden Tropfen ablegen.&#8221; \ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udcc1\ud83d\ude24<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Gro\u00dfe Hy\u00e4ne \u2013 Hanns Zischler. Beschn\u00fcffelt die Pf\u00fctze. Beschn\u00fcffelt Further. Beschn\u00fcffelt Jeschow. &#8220;Es riecht\u2026 b\u00fcrokratisch. Aber auch\u2026 medizinisch. Auch\u2026 leicht nach Wodka.&#8221; \ud83e\udd9b\ud83d\udc43\ud83c\udf78\ud83d\ude35<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIE ZEUGEN (ALLE IRGENDWIE BETEILIGT): \ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udde3\ufe0f\ud83d\udcac<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ugly Sven Schmidt \u2013 Christoph Maria Herbst. Bietet sofort Klistier-Therapie an. &#8220;Klistiere repr\u00e4sentieren den Wunsch zu reinigen. Zu s\u00e4ubern. Das Selbst zu entleeren von\u2026 Vaterfiguren.&#8221; \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udecb\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7 Emir starrt. Sven weint noch mehr.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ludmilla Lust \u2013 Lena Knyazeva. Hackt jede medizinische Datenbank auf dem Planeten UDSSR. Findet 47 m\u00f6gliche Klistier-Hersteller. &#8220;Deine Mutter war\u2026 regelm\u00e4\u00dfig.&#8221; \ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udcbb\ud83d\udcdc\ud83c\udf76<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Graf Thomas de Province-Porned \u2013 Robert Gwisdek. Wickelt eine Tentakel um das Dokument. &#8220;In der Tiefe benutzen wir auch Klistiere. Um die Dunkelheit auszutreiben. Es funktioniert nie.&#8221; \ud83e\udd91\ud83d\udca7\ud83d\ude22<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Adolf Sharkler \u2013 Christoph Waltz. Schwimmt aufgeregt im Kreis. &#8220;Haie brauchen keine Klistiere. Wir sind stromlinienf\u00f6rmig. Warum geht es hier nicht um Haie?&#8221; \ud83e\udd88\ud83d\ude24\ud83d\udca7 Janelle t\u00e4tschelt sein Becken. &#8220;Nicht alles dreht sich um dich, Sharkler.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mack das Messer \u2013 Klaus Maria Brandauer. Schreibt ein neues Lied: &#8220;Die Klistier der Massen.&#8221; \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udd2a\ud83c\udf76 Es wird eine ergreifende Ballade. Die HafenHure weint in ihren Heringssaft.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Janelle von Sperma \u2013 Sibel Kekilli. Er\u00f6ffnet einen neuen Markt: &#8220;Klistier-Futures.&#8221; \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\udcb1\ud83c\udf76 Die Leute wetten auf den Ursprung, den Zweck und die potenzielle Rentabilit\u00e4t des Ehlers-Klistiers. Sie verdoppelt ihr Verm\u00f6gen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rosa Kleb \u2013 Franka Potente. Bietet an, die Fl\u00fcssigkeit zu testen. &#8220;Eine einfache Analyse. Schnell. Aufschlussreich. M\u00f6glicherweise giftig.&#8221; \ud83d\udc69\u200d\u2695\ufe0f\ud83e\uddea\ud83d\udca7 Esau verlangt zuerst eine Kosten-Nutzen-Analyse. Esau verlangt immer zuerst eine Kosten-Nutzen-Analyse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Salome Sin \u2013 Ruby O. Fee. F\u00fchrt den &#8220;Klistier-Tanz&#8221; auf. \ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf00\ud83c\udf76 Er erz\u00e4hlt die Geschichte einer so tiefgreifenden Reinigung, dass sie jede Erinnerung an V\u00e4ter ausl\u00f6scht. Er dauert sechs Stunden. Am Ende ist sie dehydriert. &#8220;Ich habe keine Antworten. Nur Kunst. Und Kr\u00e4mpfe.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pussy \u2013 Jella Haase. Deutet an, das Klistier k\u00f6nnte ein vergessenes Requisit eines Kunden sein. &#8220;Ich habe schon Dinge gesehen, die eingef\u00fchrt wurden. Viele Dinge. Ein Klistier ist\u2026 fast gesund.&#8221; \ud83c\udf46\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\ude33 Niemand sieht ihr in die Augen. Jeder macht eine mentale Notiz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Frau Torten-Fotzenplotz \u2013 Annette Frier. Backt einen Kuchen in Form eines riesigen Klistiers. \ud83c\udf82\ud83c\udf76 Er ist mit Gelee gef\u00fcllt. Er ist sowohl verst\u00f6rend als auch k\u00f6stlich. Es ist existenzielles Geb\u00e4ck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die HafenHure \u2013 Barbara Sukowa. Schl\u00fcrft Heringssaft. Blickt auf die Pf\u00fctze. Spricht schlie\u00dflich: &#8220;Ich erinnere mich daran. Es war 1973. Oder war es &#8217;83? Die Zeit ist flie\u00dfend. Wie diese.&#8221; \ud83c\udf78\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7 Sie wei\u00df etwas. Sie sagt es immer noch nicht.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lawrenti Beria \u2013 Udo Kier. Schwitzt PROFUS. &#8220;Klistiere! Ich\u2026 ich wusste nichts von Klistieren! Die Archive hatten viele Verfahren, aber Klistiere waren\u2026 waren die Abteilung von jemand anderem!&#8221; \ud83d\udc53\ud83d\ude30\ud83d\udca6 Die M\u00f6we starrt. Die Pf\u00fctze leuchtet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Meerjungfrau \u2013 Lea van Acken. Sitzt in ihrem Becken. Wenn jemand &#8220;Klistier&#8221; sagt, planscht sie. Wiederholt. Es bedeutet definitiv etwas. Niemand wei\u00df, was. \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7\ud83e\udd14\ud83d\udca6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Onkel Klaus-Dieter \u2013 Christoph Waltz (Septuple-Rolle). \u00d6ffnet einen neuen Ordner: &#8220;KLISTIER \u2013 FORTSCHRITT: 0,00001%.&#8221; \ud83d\udcc1\u270d\ufe0f Aktualisiert ihn alle zehn Sekunden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Onkel Jeff \u2013 Jeff Goldblum. Komponiert &#8220;Die Klistier-Symphonie.&#8221; \ud83c\udfb9\ud83c\udf76\u2753 Sie ist nass. Sie ist resonant. Sie endet mit einem riesigen Sp\u00fclger\u00e4usch. Alle applaudieren. Niemand versteht. Jeff l\u00e4chelt. Das ist genug.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kaiser \u00dcbermensch \u2013 Robert Gwisdek (Octuple-Rolle). Entwirft &#8220;Klistier-suchende H\u00fcte.&#8221; \ud83d\udda4\ud83e\udde2\ud83c\udf76 Jeder hat einen kleinen Gummiball oben drauf. Sie funktionieren nicht. Er verkauft Tausende.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PARC (Promptny-Pornt &amp; Margot) \u2013 David Kross &amp; Karoline Herfurth. Reichen Formular 897\/K ein: &#8220;KLISTIER-ERMITTLUNGS-BEOBACHTUNGSBERICHT.&#8221; \ud83e\udd7c\ud83d\udccb\ud83d\udca7 Ursula stempelt ihn ab. Sie weinen vor b\u00fcrokratischer Erf\u00fcllung.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blasius von Schemua \u2013 J\u00fcrgen Prochnow. Immer noch am Grund. Die Ermittlungen schweben \u00fcber ihm. Der Klistier-Pfuhl tropft auf ihn herab. Es ber\u00fchrt seinen Schuh. Er bewegt sich nicht. 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Niemand macht jemals mit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOWS ENTH\u00dcLLUNG (TEIL ZWEI) \u2013 DIE TOXDAT-VERBINDUNG \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udca5\u2623\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nach Tagen der Ermittlungen ruft Jeschow ein weiteres Treffen ein. Die Pf\u00fctze ist gewachsen. Sie leuchtet jetzt schwach im Dunkeln.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW:<br>&#8220;Ich habe das Klistier zur\u00fcckverfolgt. Ich bin der Papierspur durch die Feuchtigkeit gefolgt. Und ich habe gefunden\u2026 die Quelle.&#8221; \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Er h\u00e4lt ein weiteres Dokument hoch. Dieses ist gestempelt: TOXDAT.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW:<br>&#8220;Das Klistier war nicht nur ein Klistier. Es war ein Verabreichungssystem. Ein Vektor. Die Fl\u00fcssigkeit\u2026 enth\u00e4lt Daten. Giftige Daten. Verschl\u00fcsselt in einer Substanz, die sich jeder konventionellen Analyse widersetzt.&#8221; \u2623\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7\ud83d\udd10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EMIR:<br>&#8220;Daten? Was f\u00fcr Daten?&#8221; \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\u2753<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW:<br>&#8220;Vaterschaftsdaten. Das Klistier wurde benutzt, um\u2026 die Wahrheit \u00fcber deinen Vater in die Archive zu\u2026 injizieren. Aber die Archive haben sie abgesto\u00dfen. Also blieb sie sitzen. Und g\u00e4rte. Und wartete.&#8221; \ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ESAU:<br>&#8220;Also ist die Wahrheit \u00fcber unseren Vater\u2026 in dieser Pf\u00fctze? K\u00f6nnen wir sie besteuern?&#8221; \ud83d\udcca\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\udcb8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN:<br>(Plustert Federn. Sieht fast stolz aus.) \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0f<br>&#8220;KR\u00c4\u00c4K.&#8221;<br>(\u00dcbersetzung: &#8220;Endlich. Ihr kommt der Sache n\u00e4her.&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DER SP\u00dcLGANG \u2013 EIN H\u00d6HEPUNKT EPISCHEN AUSMASSES \ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udca5\ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Das Ensemble diskutiert. Was tun mit der leuchtenden Pf\u00fctze voller giftiger Vaterschaftsdaten?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Rosa Kleb will sie analysieren. \ud83e\uddea\ud83d\udc69\u200d\u2695\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 Esau will sie vermarkten. \ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcc8\ud83d\ude08<br>\u00b7 Ursula will sie ablegen. \ud83d\udcc1\ud83d\udc60<br>\u00b7 Sven will sie therapieren. \ud83d\udecb\ufe0f\ud83d\ude2d<br>\u00b7 Salome will darin tanzen. \ud83d\udc83\ud83c\udf00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aber bevor eine Entscheidung getroffen werden kann, ert\u00f6nt ein Ger\u00e4usch durch St. Pauli. Ein gro\u00dfes und schreckliches Ger\u00e4usch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DER SP\u00dcLGANG. \ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udc42\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die alten Rohre, die dem Druck von jahrzehntelangen Geheimnissen nicht mehr standhalten k\u00f6nnen, geben vollends nach. Die Pf\u00fctze wird zu einem Sturzbach. Die Klistier-Akten, die giftigen Daten, die leuchtende Fl\u00fcssigkeit \u2013 alles \u2013 wird in einen Strudel gesogen und verschwindet in den uralten Rohren von St. Pauli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stille.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Das Leuchten ist weg. Die Pf\u00fctze ist weg. Die Wahrheit\u2026 ist weg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JESCHOW:<br>(Starrt auf den leeren, feuchten Boden) \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\ude36<br>&#8220;Na dann. Das war&#8217;s.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EMIR:<br>(Starrt auf den leeren Boden. Die M\u00f6we starrt auf den leeren Boden.) \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude36<br>&#8220;Also\u2026 werden wir es nie erfahren?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u00d6WIN:<br>(Putzt eine Feder. Sieht v\u00f6llig unbeeindruckt aus.) \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0c<br>&#8220;KR\u00c4\u00c4K.&#8221;<br>(\u00dcbersetzung: &#8220;Du solltest es nie erfahren, Idiot. Die Suche war der Punkt.&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EPILOG: DIE NEUE AKZEPTANZ \ud83c\udf0c\ud83c\udf76\ud83d\ude36<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00b7 Emir Ehlers kehrt zu seinem Sockel zur\u00fcck. Er hat seinen Vater nicht gefunden. Er hat das Klistier verloren. Aber er hat gewonnen\u2026 Akzeptanz. Die M\u00f6we kackt ihm auf den Kopf. Es f\u00fchlt sich an wie ein Segen. \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\ude0c<br>\u00b7 Esau Ehlers reicht einen Antrag auf &#8220;Klistier-Verlust&#8221; als Steuerabzug ein. Das Finanzamt er\u00f6ffnet eine neue Abteilung: &#8220;METAPHYSISCHE SANIT\u00c4RANSPR\u00dcCHE.&#8221; Der Audit-Krieg tritt in eine neue, flie\u00dfendere Phase ein. \ud83d\udcca\u2696\ufe0f\ud83d\udca7\ud83d\ude08<br>\u00b7 Further Ehlers flackert vor Erleichterung. Das Klistier handelte nicht von ihm. Nichts handelt von ihm. Er ist frei. \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\udca8<br>\u00b7 Jeschow, der Todeszwerg, schlie\u00dft die Akte &#8220;KLISTIER&#8221; und \u00f6ffnet eine neue: &#8220;DER SP\u00dcLGANG \u2013 NACHWIRKUNGEN.&#8221; Er legt sie neben &#8220;VATERSUCHE&#8221; ab. Er ist zufrieden. \ud83d\uddff\ud83d\udcdc\ud83d\ude34<br>\u00b7 Ursula Unter-Hy\u00e4nin erstellt eine neue Ablagekategorie: &#8220;KLISTIER-ERMITTLUNGEN \u2013 UNVOLLST\u00c4NDIG.&#8221; Sie heftet die feuchten Ordner ab. Sie ist vollst\u00e4ndig in ihrer Unvollst\u00e4ndigkeit. \ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udccb\ud83d\ude0c<br>\u00b7 M\u00f6win, die M\u00f6we, kehrt zu ihrem Schweigen zur\u00fcck. Sie hat gesagt, was gesagt werden musste. Sie hat gekackt, wo gekackt werden musste. Sie ist im Frieden. \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude07\ud83d\udca7<br>\u00b7 Die HafenHure erhebt einen letzten Toast. &#8220;Auf Klistiere. Auf V\u00e4ter. Auf Daten, die weggesp\u00fclt werden. M\u00f6ge eure Sanit\u00e4rinstallation immer eure Geheimnisse bewahren.&#8221; \ud83c\udf78\ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f<br>\u00b7 Blasius von Schemua blickt endlich auf an den leeren Ort, wo die Pf\u00fctze war. &#8220;Weggesp\u00fclt.&#8221; Er nickt. Kehrt zur\u00fcck auf den Grund. Manche Wahrheiten sind nicht dazu bestimmt, abgeheftet zu werden. \ud83c\udf0a\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\ude36<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ABSCHLUSSTEXT AUF SCHWARZ: \ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u262d DAS KLISTIER WAR DEIN ERBE \u262d \ud83c\udf76\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udd25<br>DIE WAHRHEIT WURDE WEGGESP\u00dcLT. AKZEPTANZ IST PFLICHT. 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