{"id":923671,"date":"2025-12-02T09:51:11","date_gmt":"2025-12-02T14:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/berndpulch.org\/?p=923671"},"modified":"2025-12-02T09:52:54","modified_gmt":"2025-12-02T14:52:54","slug":"%f0%9f%9b%b0%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%94%a5-christian-lindner-declares-the-republic-of-neoliberia-a-floating-tax-haven-above-europe-%f0%9f%92%b8%e2%98%81%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%9a%81","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/2025\/12\/02\/%f0%9f%9b%b0%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%94%a5-christian-lindner-declares-the-republic-of-neoliberia-a-floating-tax-haven-above-europe-%f0%9f%92%b8%e2%98%81%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%9a%81\/","title":{"rendered":"\ud83d\udef0\ufe0f\ud83d\udd25 Christian Lindner Declares \u201cThe Republic of Neoliberia\u201d: A Floating Tax Haven Above Europe \ud83d\udcb8\u2601\ufe0f\ud83d\ude81"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/iili.io\/fzFCK5x.gif?ssl=1\" alt=\"\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>Caption:<\/strong><br>\ud83d\udef0\ufe0f\ud83d\udcb8 <em>Christian Lindner, self-crowned Sky Chancellor of \u201cNeoliberia,\u201d surveys Europe from his golden floating tax haven \u2014 where champagne flows, startups are mandatory, and gravity is for the poor.<\/em> \u2601\ufe0f\ud83d\ude81\u2728<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83d\udef0\ufe0f\ud83d\udd25 <strong>CHRISTIAN LINDNER DECLARES \u201cTHE REPUBLIC OF NEOLIBERIA\u201d: A FLOATING TAX HAVEN ABOVE EUROPE<\/strong> \ud83d\udcb8\u2601\ufe0f\ud83d\ude81<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>A brutal satire about ego, economics, and altitude sickness.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In an unexpected 4 A.M. announcement delivered from a hovering golden helicopter, <strong>Christian Lindner<\/strong> proclaimed the founding of his new micro-nation:<br \/><strong>THE REPUBLIC OF NEOLIBERIA<\/strong> \u2014 a fully privatized floating island drifting above the EU at 12,000 meters, \u201cfar away from voters, consequences, and spreadsheets.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lindner, wearing aviator sunglasses and a parachute made from shredded coalition agreements, declared:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTaxes cannot reach me here. Reality cannot reach me here. And, with luck, journalists neither.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u2601\ufe0f <strong>A Nation Built on Deregulation and Clouds<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Neoliberia consists of:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>One gigantic luxury sky-platform<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Eight champagne fountains<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A runway shaped like a credit card<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Several floating billboards that say:<br \/><strong>\u201cWORK HARDER, PEASANTS.\u201d<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lindner announced that Neoliberia\u2019s constitution will be written entirely in <strong>Excel<\/strong>, with every citizen assigned a fiscal KPI at birth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83d\udcb8 <strong>Cabinet of the Sky-Elite<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lindner unveiled his ministers, all handpicked for ideological purity:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Minister of Infinite Self-Confidence:<\/strong> Christian Lindner<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Minister of \u201cOptimizing the Poor\u201d:<\/strong> Also Christian Lindner<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Minister of Helicopter Fuel &amp; Crypto:<\/strong> A drone with sunglasses<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Minister of Love:<\/strong> A mirror<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When asked if anyone else would join his administration, Lindner replied:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIn principle yes. In practice no.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83d\udee9\ufe0f <strong>Neoliberia\u2019s First Economic Policies<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All laws were uploaded to the Cloud (literally).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\ud83d\udeeb Every citizen must launch at least one start-up a week.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\ud83d\udcb3 Cash is outlawed; only <strong>LindnerCoin<\/strong> is accepted.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\ud83e\udd42 Welfare is replaced by motivational speeches played through loudspeakers at dawn.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\ud83e\ude82 Anyone earning under \u20ac250,000 must parachute back to Germany immediately.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\ud83c\udfe6 Banks may vote in elections. Humans may not.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83d\udea8 <strong>Europe Reacts: Confusion, Anger, Mild Entertainment<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">EU officials expressed concern:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>France demanded airspace fees.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Italy asked if the platform could at least offer good espresso.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Germany sighed deeply and pretended to be underground.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When asked for comment, Lindner shouted from 12,000 meters:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cLet them regulate cake! 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Usa espejos disponibles:<br \/>\ud83d\udc49 <a href=\"https:\/\/wxwxxxpp.manus.space\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/wxwxxxpp.manus.space<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/googlefirst.org\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/googlefirst.org<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enlaces oficiales &amp; Donaciones<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sitio principal: <a href=\"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.berndpulch.org<\/a><br \/>Espejos: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org<br \/>Video Rumble: <a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/embed\/v5ey0z9\/?pub=4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Ver aqu\u00ed<\/a><br \/>Patreon: patreon.com\/berndpulch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfa5 Video <a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/embed\/v5ey0z9\/?pub=4\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/rumble.com\/embed\/v5ey0z9\/?pub=4<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc9c Donar con Monero (100 % an\u00f3nimo)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/iili.io\/KzlpL2j.png?ssl=1\" alt=\"Monero QR Code\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\ude4f Gracias<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tu apoyo mantiene viva la verdad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc49 Ver filtraciones exclusivas<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">USP: berndpulch.org combina s\u00e1tira punzante con revelaciones sobre secretos de Estado, corrupci\u00f3n y disparates de poder \u2013 sin censura, con m\u00faltiples espejos y humor ir\u00f3nico.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7 Fran\u00e7ais<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udea8 Site bloqu\u00e9 ? Miroirs disponibles :<br \/>\ud83d\udc49 <a href=\"https:\/\/wxwxxxpp.manus.space\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/wxwxxxpp.manus.space<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/googlefirst.org\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/googlefirst.org<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Liens officiels &amp; Dons<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Site principal : <a href=\"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.berndpulch.org<\/a><br \/>Miroirs : wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org<br \/>Vid\u00e9o Rumble : <a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/embed\/v5ey0z9\/?pub=4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Regarder ici<\/a><br \/>Patreon : patreon.com\/berndpulch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfa5 Vid\u00e9o <a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/embed\/v5ey0z9\/?pub=4\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/rumble.com\/embed\/v5ey0z9\/?pub=4<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc9c Faire un don en Monero (100 % anonyme)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/iili.io\/KzlpL2j.png?ssl=1\" alt=\"Monero QR Code\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\ude4f Merci<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Votre soutien garde la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 vivante.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc49 Voir les fuites exclusives<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">USP : berndpulch.org combine satire ac\u00e9r\u00e9e et r\u00e9v\u00e9lations sur les scandales d\u2019\u00c9tat, la corruption et les absurdit\u00e9s du pouvoir \u2013 sans censure, avec plusieurs miroirs et humour noir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf3 \u0939\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0940<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udea8 \u0938\u093e\u0907\u091f \u092c\u094d\u0932\u0949\u0915 \u0939\u0948? \u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u092e\u093f\u0930\u0930 \u0909\u092a\u0932\u092c\u094d\u0927 \u0939\u0948\u0902:<br \/>\ud83d\udc49 <a href=\"https:\/\/wxwxxxpp.manus.space\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/wxwxxxpp.manus.space<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/googlefirst.org\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/googlefirst.org<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0906\u0927\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0930\u093f\u0915 \u0932\u093f\u0902\u0915 \u0914\u0930 \u0926\u093e\u0928<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u092e\u0941\u0916\u094d\u092f \u0938\u093e\u0907\u091f: <a href=\"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.berndpulch.org<\/a><br \/>\u092e\u093f\u0930\u0930 \u0938\u093e\u0907\u091f\u094d\u0938: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org<br \/>Rumble \u0935\u0940\u0921\u093f\u092f\u094b: <a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/embed\/v5ey0z9\/?pub=4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0926\u0947\u0916\u0947\u0902<\/a><br \/>Patreon: patreon.com\/berndpulch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfa5 \u0935\u093f\u0936\u0947\u0937 \u0935\u0940\u0921\u093f\u092f\u094b <a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/embed\/v5ey0z9\/?pub=4\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/rumble.com\/embed\/v5ey0z9\/?pub=4<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc9c \u092e\u094b\u0928\u0947\u0930\u094b \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0926\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u0930\u0947\u0902 (100% \u0917\u0941\u092e\u0928\u093e\u092e)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/iili.io\/KzlpL2j.png?ssl=1\" alt=\"Monero QR Code\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\ude4f \u0927\u0928\u094d\u092f\u0935\u093e\u0926<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0906\u092a\u0915\u093e \u0938\u092e\u0930\u094d\u0925\u0928 \u0938\u0924\u094d\u092f \u0915\u094b \u091c\u0940\u0935\u093f\u0924 \u0930\u0916\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc49 \u0935\u093f\u0936\u0947\u0937 \u0932\u0940\u0915 \u0926\u0947\u0916\u0947\u0902<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">USP: berndpulch.org \u0924\u0940\u0916\u0940 \u0935\u094d\u092f\u0902\u0917\u094d\u092f \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0938\u0930\u0915\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0930\u0939\u0938\u094d\u092f, \u0916\u0941\u092b\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0918\u094b\u091f\u093e\u0932\u094b\u0902 \u0914\u0930 \u0935\u0948\u0936\u094d\u0935\u093f\u0915 \u092d\u094d\u0930\u0937\u094d\u091f\u093e\u091a\u093e\u0930 \u0915\u094b \u0909\u091c\u093e\u0917\u0930 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u2014\u0938\u092c \u0915\u0941\u091b \u201c\u0935\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0938\u094b\u091a \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0925\u0947?\u201d \u0915\u0947 \u0939\u093e\u0938\u094d\u092f \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925, \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u0938\u0947\u0902\u0938\u0930\u0936\u093f\u092a \u0914\u0930 \u0905\u091c\u0947\u092f \u0938\u0924\u094d\u092f \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u092c\u0939\u0941-\u092e\u093f\u0930\u0930 \u090f\u0915\u094d\u0938\u0947\u0938 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925\u0964<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf1 \u05e2\u05d1\u05e8\u05d9\u05ea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udea8 \u05d4\u05d0\u05ea\u05e8 \u05d7\u05e1\u05d5\u05dd? \u05de\u05e8\u05d0\u05d5\u05ea \u05d6\u05de\u05d9\u05e0\u05d5\u05ea \u05db\u05d0\u05df:<br \/>\ud83d\udc49 <a href=\"https:\/\/wxwxxxpp.manus.space\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/wxwxxxpp.manus.space<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/googlefirst.org\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/googlefirst.org<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u05e7\u05d9\u05e9\u05d5\u05e8\u05d9\u05dd \u05e8\u05e9\u05de\u05d9\u05d9\u05dd \u05d5\u05ea\u05e8\u05d5\u05de\u05d5\u05ea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u05d0\u05ea\u05e8 \u05e8\u05d0\u05e9\u05d9: <a href=\"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.berndpulch.org<\/a><br \/>\u05d0\u05ea\u05e8\u05d9 \u05de\u05e8\u05d0\u05d4: wxwxxxpp.manus.space | googlefirst.org<br \/>\u05d5\u05d9\u05d3\u05d0\u05d5 Rumble: <a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/embed\/v5ey0z9\/?pub=4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\u05e6\u05e4\u05d4 \u05db\u05d0\u05df<\/a><br \/>Patreon: patreon.com\/berndpulch<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfa5 \u05d5\u05d9\u05d3\u05d0\u05d5 \u05de\u05d5\u05de\u05dc\u05e5 <a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/embed\/v5ey0z9\/?pub=4\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/rumble.com\/embed\/v5ey0z9\/?pub=4<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc9c \u05ea\u05e8\u05d5\u05dd \u05d1\u05d0\u05de\u05e6\u05e2\u05d5\u05ea \u05de\u05d5\u05e0\u05e8\u05d5 (100% \u05d0\u05e0\u05d5\u05e0\u05d9\u05de\u05d9)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/iili.io\/KzlpL2j.png?ssl=1\" alt=\"Monero QR Code\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\ude4f \u05ea\u05d5\u05d3\u05d4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u05d4\u05ea\u05de\u05d9\u05db\u05d4 \u05e9\u05dc\u05da \u05e9\u05d5\u05de\u05e8\u05ea \u05e2\u05dc \u05d4\u05d0\u05de\u05ea \u05d1\u05d7\u05d9\u05d9\u05dd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc49 \u05e6\u05e4\u05d4 \u05d1\u05d3\u05dc\u05d9\u05e4\u05d5\u05ea \u05d1\u05dc\u05e2\u05d3\u05d9\u05d5\u05ea<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">USP: berndpulch.org \u05de\u05e9\u05dc\u05d1 \u05e1\u05d0\u05d8\u05d9\u05e8\u05d4 \u05d7\u05e8\u05d9\u05e4\u05d4 \u05e2\u05dd \u05d7\u05e9\u05d9\u05e4\u05ea \u05e1\u05d5\u05d3\u05d5\u05ea \u05de\u05d3\u05d9\u05e0\u05d4, \u05e9\u05e2\u05e8\u05d5\u05e8\u05d9\u05d5\u05ea \u05de\u05d5\u05d3\u05d9\u05e2\u05d9\u05df \u05d5\u05e9\u05d7\u05d9\u05ea\u05d5\u05ea \u05d2\u05dc\u05d5\u05d1\u05dc\u05d9\u05ea\u2014\u05d4\u05db\u05dc \u05e2\u05dd \u05e0\u05d2\u05d9\u05e2\u05d4 \u05e9\u05dc \u05d4\u05d5\u05de\u05d5\u05e8 \u05d1\u05e1\u05d2\u05e0\u05d5\u05df &#8220;\u05de\u05d4 \u05d4\u05dd \u05d7\u05e9\u05d1\u05d5?&#8221;, \u05dc\u05dc\u05d0 \u05e6\u05e0\u05d6\u05d5\u05e8\u05d4 \u05d5\u05d2\u05d9\u05e9\u05d4 \u05d1\u05dc\u05ea\u05d9 \u05e0\u05d9\u05ea\u05e0\u05ea \u05dc\u05e2\u05e6\u05d9\u05e8\u05d4 \u05d3\u05e8\u05da \u05de\u05e8\u05d0\u05d5\u05ea \u05de\u05e8\u05d5\u05d1\u05d5\u05ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9 Italiano<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udea8 Sito bloccato? 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