{"id":915122,"date":"2025-07-29T10:40:44","date_gmt":"2025-07-29T10:40:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/?p=915122"},"modified":"2025-07-29T10:42:12","modified_gmt":"2025-07-29T10:42:12","slug":"%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%91%91-the-crown-jewels-a-very-modern-monarchya-satirical-masterpiece-fit-for-a-pedoprince","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/berndpulch.org\/de\/2025\/07\/29\/%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%91%91-the-crown-jewels-a-very-modern-monarchya-satirical-masterpiece-fit-for-a-pedoprince\/","title":{"rendered":"\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc51 &#8220;THE CROWN JEWELS: A VERY MODERN MONARCHY&#8221;(A Satirical Masterpiece Fit for a PedoPrince)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u270c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\uddec\ud83c\udde7 <strong>ENGLISH:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc51 THE CROWN JEWELS: A Very Modern Monarchy (Epstein Edition)<\/strong><br \/><em>Where Royals sweat lies, sip denial, and board private jets to nowhere.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddea <strong>GERMAN (DEUTSCH):<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc51 DIE KRONJUWELEN: Eine sehr moderne Monarchie (Epstein-Spezial)<\/strong><br \/><em>Wo Royals schwitzen, l\u00fcgen und im Privatjet zur Vertuschung fliegen.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddf8 <strong>SPANISH (ESPA\u00d1OL):<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc51 LAS JOYAS DE LA CORONA: Una monarqu\u00eda muy moderna (Especial Epstein)<\/strong><br \/><em>Donde los reyes sudan mentiras y vuelan en jets llenos de secretos.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7 <strong>FRENCH (FRAN\u00c7AIS):<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc51 LES BIJOUX DE LA COURONNE : Une monarchie tr\u00e8s moderne (\u00c9dition Epstein)<\/strong><br \/><em>O\u00f9 les t\u00eates couronn\u00e9es transpirent le scandale et volent au-dessus des lois.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9 <strong>ITALIAN (ITALIANO):<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc51 I GIOIELLI DELLA CORONA: Una monarchia molto moderna (Speciale Epstein)<\/strong><br \/><em>Dove i reali sudano bugie e decollano verso l\u2019impunit\u00e0.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf9 <strong>PORTUGUESE (PORTUGU\u00caS):<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc51 AS JOIAS DA COROA: Uma monarquia muito moderna (Edi\u00e7\u00e3o Epstein)<\/strong><br \/><em>Onde os reais suam esc\u00e2ndalos e voam longe da justi\u00e7a.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\ude01<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.postimg.cc\/mgnzzwCL\/GIF-20250729-123243-114.gif?ssl=1\" alt=\"\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><strong>\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udd25 &#8220;THE WINDSORS UNMASKED: ROYAL PEDOPHILE PROTECTION RACKET EXPOSED&#8221;<\/strong><br \/><strong>BEHIND THE GILDED CURRTAIN:<\/strong><br \/>Prince Andrew&#8217;s <em>&#8220;Pizza Express&#8221;<\/em> alibi vs. 17 Epstein flights \u2708\ufe0f<br \/>Diana&#8217;s <em>&#8220;accident&#8221;<\/em> vs. missing CCTV tapes \ud83d\udcf9<br \/>Charles&#8217; <em>&#8220;cash for honors&#8221;<\/em> vs. Epstein&#8217;s black book \ud83d\udcd6<br \/><strong>THIS AI-GENERATED THRONE ROOM REVEALS:<\/strong><br \/>\u27a1\ufe0f Andrew sweating on Epstein&#8217;s jet-seat throne<br \/>\u27a1\ufe0f Prince Michael Kent handing him a <em>&#8220;massage appointment book&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\u27a1\ufe0f Fergie counting blood money on Diana&#8217;s photo<br \/>\u27a1\ufe0f Ghostly Diana holding <em>&#8220;CCTV FOOTAGE&#8221;<\/em> sign<br \/><strong>THEY THOUGHT THEIR SECRETS WERE SAFE IN:<\/strong><br \/>\u2713 Locked palace vaults<br \/>\u2713 Redacted flight logs<br \/>\u2713 <em>&#8220;Accidental&#8221;<\/em> deaths<br \/><strong>YOUR MOVE, PLEBS:<\/strong><br \/>\ud83d\udd01 <strong>SHARE THIS<\/strong> (before the royal injunction)<br \/>\ud83d\udc8e <strong>SUPPORT OUR LEAKS<\/strong> (Monero: [XMR ADDRESS])<br \/>\ud83d\udc51 <strong>FULL DOSSIER<\/strong> (Patreon.com\/berndpulch)<br \/><strong>#RoyalPedophiles #EpsteinsRoyals #AndrewTheSweatless #DianaKnew #MonarchyMeToo #BuckinghamCoverup #LolitaExpressVIP #CrownOfCorruption #WindsorCrimes #RoyalBlackmail<\/strong><br \/><em>(Tags: Royal scandal, Epstein client list, Prince Andrew, Diana conspiracy, UK corruption, Elite pedophilia, Monarch mafia, Royal coverups, Hidden in plain sight, Truth suppression)<\/em><br \/><strong>\u26a0\ufe0f WARNING:<\/strong> This post self-destructs in 24hrs. MI6 has already blocked 7 accounts exposing this. <strong>ARCHIVE NOW.<\/strong><br \/><br \/><strong>\ud83c\udfa8 IMAGE ALT-TEXT:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;AI-generated Buckingham Palace throne room exposing royal-Epstein ties through symbolic details: Andrew on jet-seat throne, ghost Diana with CCTV sign, hidden flight logs in architecture, MI6 guards blocking exits.&#8221;<\/em><br \/><strong>\ud83d\udcac COMMENT:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;Which royal deserves investigation NEXT?&#8221;<\/em> \ud83d\udc47 We&#8217;ll leak the top-voted answer.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83c\udfad ACT I: THE CASTLE OF SECRETS<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Scene:<\/strong> Buckingham Palace, but make it <em>Epstein\u2019s Island Chic<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>King Charles III<\/strong> \u2013 Busy <em>&#8220;saving the planet&#8221;<\/em> while the Royal Vault holds receipts for <em>&#8220;saving&#8221;<\/em> underage girls.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Prince Andrew<\/strong> \u2013 The <em>&#8220;Sweatless Wonder&#8221;<\/em>, still baffled how a <em>&#8220;pizza express&#8221;<\/em> alibi didn\u2019t land him a Nobel.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Fergie<\/strong> \u2013 Now selling <em>&#8220;wellness teas&#8221;<\/em> to distract from her ex-husband\u2019s <em>&#8220;massage therapy&#8221;<\/em> receipts.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Prince Harry<\/strong> \u2013 <em>&#8220;Escaped to California!&#8221;<\/em> (Still waiting for that <em>&#8220;Tell-All&#8221;<\/em> sequel where he names names.)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Murray the K (Prince Michael of Kent)<\/strong> \u2013 The <em>&#8220;forgotten Windsor&#8221;<\/em>, Epstein\u2019s <em>favourite<\/em> royal flight buddy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcdc ROYAL DECREE #1:<\/strong><br \/><em>&#8220;Any scandal shall be buried deeper than Diana\u2019s conspiracy theories.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83d\udc80 ACT II: DIANA\u2019S GHOST (STILL TWEETING)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Diana (via Medium channeling):<\/strong><br \/>*&#8221;If I knew my death would just make you all *worse<em>, I\u2019d have faked it and moved to Belize with Dodi.&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>The Queen (allegedly):<\/strong><br \/>*&#8221;One simply does *not* get cancelled\u2014one \u2018steps back\u2019 from public duties (with full pay).&#8221;*<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83d\udecf\ufe0f ACT III: THE EPSTEIN SUITE (NOW A BOUTIQUE AIRBNB!)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83c\udfdd\ufe0f Guestbook Entries:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><em>&#8220;Lovely stay! Andrew gave great \u2018tour\u2019 tips. No cameras, just \u2018art\u2019!&#8221;<\/em> \u2013 <strong>Bill Clinton<\/strong> (5\u2b50)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><em>&#8220;Perfect for \u2018business meetings\u2019. Discreet staff!&#8221;<\/em> \u2013 <strong>Prince Michael of Kent<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><em>&#8220;Wish I could remember my visit!&#8221;<\/em> \u2013 <strong>Alan Dershowitz<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u2708\ufe0f FLIGHT LOG HIGHLIGHTS:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Andrew:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;Just dropping in for tea (and \u2018meetings\u2019).&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Fergie:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;Researching children\u2019s charities (wink).&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Charles:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;Allegedly never went (allegedly).&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83c\udfa4 ACT IV: MURRAY THE K\u2019S COMEBACK TOUR<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83c\udfb6 New Single:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;Lolita Express (Royal Remix)&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\ud83d\udcc0 <strong>B-Side:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;Non-Denial Denials (feat. Prince Andrew)&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcf0 PRESS RELEASE:<\/strong><br \/>*&#8221;Prince Michael regrets *only* that his friendship with Epstein became <em>public<\/em>.&#8221;*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\u2696\ufe0f FINAL ACT: THE ROYAL PARDON (PAID IN FULL)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcbc Out-of-Court Settlement:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Andrew:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;I deeply regret\u2026 getting caught.&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Fergie:<\/strong> *&#8221;I knew *nothing* (but cashed in anyway).&#8221;*<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Charles:<\/strong> *&#8221;Let\u2019s focus on *climate change* now, shall we?&#8221;*<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udc51 FINAL DECREE:<\/strong><br \/>*&#8221;The Firm survives\u2014because the press *allows* it. Now, back to waving!&#8221;*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83d\udd25 CALL TO ACTION:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udc49 FOLLOW @BerndPulch.org<\/strong> \u2013 <em>Before MI6 &#8220;archives&#8221; us.<\/em><br \/><strong>\ud83d\udd17 SHARE WIDELY<\/strong> \u2013 <em>Before the BBC &#8220;recontextualizes&#8221; history.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83c\udff7\ufe0f TAGS:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">RoyalGrifters #EpsteinsRoyals #AndrewTheSweatless #DianaKnew #FergieTheFixer #WindsorCoverUp #LolitaExpressVIP #MonarchyMeToo #BuckinghamPedos #CrownOfLies<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*(Disclaimer: This is *obviously* satire. Unless it\u2019s not. Then\u2026 oops.)*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83c\udfa8 AI IMAGE PROMPT:<\/strong><br \/><em>&#8220;Buckingham Palace as a seedy nightclub, Andrew sweating on Epstein\u2019s throne, Diana\u2019s ghost photobombing with a \u2018CCTV\u2019 sign. Hyper-realistic oil painting, Banksy meets Renaissance scandal.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcac COMMENT BELOW:<\/strong><br \/>*&#8221;Which royal should *actually* get the Epstein treatment next?&#8221;* \ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udea8 SUPPORT UNCENSORED TRUTH \u2013 BEFORE THE CROWN SILENCES IT!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udd10 DONATE MONERO (XMR) \u2013 THE ONLY ROYAL-FREE CURRENCY:<\/strong> 41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br \/><em>Because even satire needs a Swiss bank account in the digital age.<\/em> \ud83c\udfe6\ud83d\udd12<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udc51 JOIN THE PATREON REBELLION \u2013 UNLOCK BANNED ROYAL LEAKS:<\/strong><br \/>\ud83d\udc49 <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/berndpulch\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">patreon.com\/berndpulch<\/a><\/strong> \ud83d\udc48<br \/><em>Your monthly &#8220;loyalty tax&#8221; gets you:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>&#8220;The Epstein Flight Logs (Unredacted)&#8221;<\/strong> \u2708\ufe0f\ud83d\udcd6<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>&#8220;Andrew&#8217;s Sweat-Free Defense Strategy&#8221;<\/strong> \ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udeab<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>&#8220;Diana&#8217;s Ghost Twitter Drafts&#8221;<\/strong> \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcac<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>+ Memes so spicy they&#8217;d make Charles dissolve Parliament<\/strong> \ud83c\udf36\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u2694\ufe0f YOUR SUPPORT KEEPS THE GUILLOTINES OILED!<\/strong><br \/>*&#8221;A small monthly tribute\u2026 or face exile to the Tower of *fact-checkers<em>!&#8221;<\/em> \ud83c\udff0\ud83d\udd0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>#MoneroMonarchy<\/strong> \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udcbb <strong>#PatreonOverlords<\/strong> \ud83c\udf9f\ufe0f\ud83d\udc51 <strong>#SatireOrBeSilenced<\/strong> \ud83d\udde3\ufe0f\u2702\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u26a0\ufe0f WARNING:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>MI6 <em>hates<\/em> XMR (they can&#8217;t trace it to Epstein&#8217;s island)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Patreon rewards include <em>&#8220;How To Blackmail Like A Windsor&#8221;<\/em> masterclass (Tier 3+)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u270c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc51 DIE KRONJUWELEN: EINE SEHR MODERNE MONARCHIE<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>(Ein satirisches Meisterwerk \u2013 w\u00fcrdig f\u00fcr einen P\u00e4doprinzen)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83c\udfad AKT I: DAS SCHLOSS DER GEHEIMNISSE<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Szene:<\/strong> Buckingham Palace \u2013 aber in <em>Epstein\u2019s Island Deluxe<\/em> \u2708\ufe0f\ud83c\udf78<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>K\u00f6nig Charles III<\/strong> \ud83d\udc51 \u2013 Rettet angeblich den \ud83c\udf0d, w\u00e4hrend der k\u00f6nigliche Tresor Quittungen f\u00fcr <em>&#8220;Rettungsaktionen&#8221;<\/em> an minderj\u00e4hrigen M\u00e4dchen enth\u00e4lt \ud83e\uddfe\ud83d\ude48<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Prinz Andrew<\/strong> \ud83e\udddf\u200d\u2642\ufe0f \u2013 Der <em>\u201eSchwei\u00dffreie Wundermann\u201c<\/em>, immer noch verwundert, warum die <em>Pizza-Express<\/em>-Ausrede ihm keinen Nobelpreis eingebracht hat \ud83c\udf55\ud83d\ude02<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Fergie<\/strong> \ud83e\uded6 \u2013 Verkauft jetzt <em>Wellness-Tees<\/em>, um von den <em>Massagequittungen<\/em> ihres Ex abzulenken \ud83d\udc86\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udcc9<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Prinz Harry<\/strong> \ud83c\udfc3\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83c\udf34 \u2013 Gefl\u00fcchtet nach Kalifornien, wartet noch immer auf das Enth\u00fcllungsbuch <em>Teil II<\/em> \ud83d\udcd6\ud83d\udd0d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Murray the K (Prinz Michael von Kent)<\/strong> \ud83e\udd89 \u2013 Der <em>vergessene Windsor<\/em>, Epsteins Lieblings-Royal auf der Flugliste \ud83d\udeeb\ud83d\udc40<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcdc K\u00d6NIGLICHES DEKRET #1:<\/strong><br \/><em>&#8220;Jeder Skandal wird tiefer vergraben als Dianas Verschw\u00f6rungstheorien.&#8221;<\/em> \ud83d\udd73\ufe0f\ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83d\udc7b AKT II: DIANAS GEIST (TWEETET IMMER NOCH)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Diana (via Medium):<\/strong><br \/><em>&#8220;H\u00e4tte ich gewusst, dass mein Tod euch nur schlimmer macht, w\u00e4re ich mit Dodi nach Belize abgehauen!&#8221;<\/em> \ud83c\udf34\ud83d\udc6b\ud83d\ude08<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Die Queen (angeblich):<\/strong><br \/><em>&#8220;Man wird nicht gecancelt \u2013 man zieht sich einfach zur\u00fcck (mit vollem Gehalt).&#8221;<\/em> \ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\ude07<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83d\udecf\ufe0f AKT III: DIE EPSTEIN-SUITE (JETZT BEI AIRBNB!)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83c\udfdd\ufe0f G\u00e4stebuch-Eintr\u00e4ge:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><em>&#8220;Toller Aufenthalt! Andrew gab eine super Tour. Keine Kameras, nur &#8216;Kunst&#8217;!&#8221;<\/em> \u2013 <strong>Bill Clinton<\/strong> (5\u2b50)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><em>&#8220;Perfekt f\u00fcr &#8216;Gesch\u00e4ftstreffen&#8217;. Sehr diskret!&#8221;<\/em> \u2013 <strong>Prinz Michael von Kent<\/strong> \ud83d\udd76\ufe0f\ud83d\udece\ufe0f<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><em>&#8220;W\u00fcnschte, ich k\u00f6nnte mich erinnern!&#8221;<\/em> \u2013 <strong>Alan Dershowitz<\/strong> \ud83e\udd37\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83e\udde0<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u2708\ufe0f FLUGLOGBUCH-HIGHLIGHTS:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Andrew:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;Nur kurz f\u00fcr Tee und &#8216;Meetings&#8217; eingeflogen.&#8221;<\/em> \u2615\ud83c\udf51<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Fergie:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;Kinderhilfswerke recherchiert (zwinker).&#8221;<\/em> \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\udcc2<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Charles:<\/strong> <em>&#8220;War angeblich nie da (angeblich).&#8221;<\/em> \ud83d\ude44\ud83e\udd2b<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83c\udfa4 AKT IV: MURRAY THE K\u2019S COMEBACK TOUR<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83c\udfb6 Neue Single:<\/strong> <em>\u201eLolita Express \u2013 Royal Remix\u201c<\/em> \ud83d\udea8\ud83c\udfa7<br \/>\ud83d\udcc0 <strong>B-Seite:<\/strong> <em>\u201eNicht-Verleugnete Verleugnungen (feat. Prinz Andrew)\u201d<\/em> \ud83d\udcbf\ud83d\udd7a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcf0 PRESSEMITTEILUNG:<\/strong><br \/><em>&#8220;Prinz Michael bedauert nur, dass seine Freundschaft zu Epstein \u00f6ffentlich wurde.&#8221;<\/em> \ud83d\ude48<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\u2696\ufe0f FINALER AKT: DIE K\u00d6NIGLICHE BEZAHLTE VERGEBUNG<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udcbc Au\u00dfergerichtlicher Vergleich:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Andrew:<\/strong> <em>\u201eIch bereue\u2026 erwischt worden zu sein.\u201c<\/em> \ud83e\udd10<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Fergie:<\/strong> <em>\u201eIch wusste von nichts (aber habe kr\u00e4ftig mitverdient).\u201c<\/em> \ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\ude07<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Charles:<\/strong> <em>\u201eLasst uns jetzt lieber \u00fcber den Klimawandel reden, ja?\u201c<\/em> \ud83c\udf33\ud83c\udf0d\ud83d\ude44<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udc51 FINALES DEKRET:<\/strong><br \/><em>&#8220;Die Firma \u00fcberlebt \u2013 weil die Presse sie l\u00e4sst. Jetzt wieder sch\u00f6n winken!&#8221;<\/em> \ud83d\udd90\ufe0f\ud83d\udcf8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83d\udd25 AUFRUF ZUM HANDELN:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc49 <strong>FOLGE @BerndPulch.org<\/strong> \u2013 <em>Bevor uns MI6 \u201earchiviert\u201c.<\/em> \ud83d\udcc1\ud83d\udd75\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f<br \/>\ud83d\udd17 <strong>TEILE DIESEN ARTIKEL<\/strong> \u2013 <em>Bevor die BBC \u201ehistorisch umformuliert\u201c.<\/em> \ud83d\udcfa\ud83d\udcc9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83c\udff7\ufe0f SCHLAGW\u00d6RTER:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">#K\u00f6niglicheBetr\u00fcger \ud83d\udc51<br \/>#EpsteinRoyals \u2708\ufe0f<br \/>#AndrewDerSchwei\u00dflose \ud83d\udca6<br \/>#DianaWussteEs \ud83d\udc40<br \/>#FergieDieFixerin \ud83e\uded6<br \/>#WindsorVertuschung \ud83c\udff0<br \/>#LolitaExpressVIP \ud83d\udcba<br \/>#MonarchieMeToo \u2696\ufe0f<br \/>#BuckinghamP\u00e4doPalast \ud83d\udecf\ufe0f<br \/>#KroneDerL\u00fcgen \ud83d\udc8e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83c\udfa8 KI-BILDERAUFTRAG:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>&#8220;Buckingham Palace als zwielichtiger Nachtclub mit Neonlichtern. Prinz Andrew schwitzend auf Epsteins Thron, Dianas Geist grinst im Spiegel und h\u00e4lt ein \u2018CCTV\u2019-Schild hoch. Im Stil eines hyperrealistischen \u00d6lgem\u00e4ldes, Mischung aus Banksy &amp; Renaissance-Skandal. Bill Clinton lugt aus dem Vorhang. Dramatische Beleuchtung.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83d\udcac KOMMENTAR DES VOLKES:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\ud83d\udc49 Wen sollte die n\u00e4chste <em>Epstein-Enth\u00fcllung<\/em> treffen?<\/strong> \ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udca3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83d\udd10 SPENDE IN MONERO (XMR) \u2013 DIE EINZIGE K\u00d6NIGSFREIE W\u00c4HRUNG:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><code>41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh<\/code><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Weil selbst Satire ein digitales Schweizer Bankkonto braucht.<\/em> \ud83c\udfe6\ud83d\udd12<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>\ud83d\udc51 UNTERST\u00dcTZE UNS AUF PATREON \u2013 ENTSCHL\u00dcSSELT DIE ROYALEN L\u00dcGEN:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc49 <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/berndpulch\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">patreon.com\/berndpulch<\/a><\/strong> \ud83d\udc48<br \/><strong>Dein monatlicher Tribut garantiert dir Zugang zu:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>\u201eDie Epstein-Fluglisten (unzensiert)\u201c<\/strong> \ud83d\udcdc\u2708\ufe0f<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>\u201eAndrews Schwei\u00dffreie Verteidigungsstrategie\u201c<\/strong> \ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udeab<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>\u201eDianas Ghost-Twitter-Entw\u00fcrfe\u201c<\/strong> \ud83d\udc7b\ud83d\udcdd<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>+ Memes so scharf, sie lassen Charles das Parlament aufl\u00f6sen<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc51<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u2694\ufe0f DEINE UNTERST\u00dcTZUNG H\u00c4LT DIE GUILLOTINEN GE\u00d6LT!<\/strong><br \/><em>&#8220;Ein kleiner monatlicher Beitrag\u2026 oder ab in den Turm der Faktenchecker!&#8221;<\/em> \ud83c\udff0\ud83d\udd0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br \/><em>(Alle Versionen sind satirisch, scharfz\u00fcngig und angepasst.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddea <strong>DEUTSCH \u2013 Original (Siehe vorherige Antwort)<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udd01 Bereits geliefert \u2013 siehe oben.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\uddec\ud83c\udde7 <strong>ENGLISH VERSION \u2013 \u201cTHE CROWN JEWELS: A VERY MODERN MONARCHY\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>(Satirical Masterpiece \u2013 Fit for a PedoPrince)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 <strong>ACT I: THE CASTLE OF SECRETS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>King Charles: Saving the planet while hiding vault receipts for <em>\u201csaving\u201d<\/em> underage girls<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Prince Andrew: The sweatless pizza man<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Fergie: Selling teas, ignoring the backroom massages<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Prince Harry: Exile in LA, still no sequel<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Prince Michael: Epstein\u2019s in-flight concierge<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcdc Royal Decree #1: <em>\u201cScandals shall be buried deeper than Diana\u2019s conspiracy files.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b <strong>ACT II: DIANA\u2019S GHOST<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Diana: <em>\u201cShould\u2019ve fled to Belize with Dodi!\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Queen (allegedly): <em>\u201cWe don\u2019t get canceled. We retire. On salary.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udecf\ufe0f <strong>ACT III: THE EPSTEIN SUITE<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Guestbook: Clinton, Dershowitz, and Michael rave<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Flight log fiction: Andrew \u201cjust for tea\u201d \u2615<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfa4 <strong>ACT IV: MURRAY THE K\u2019s COMEBACK TOUR<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Remix: <em>\u201cLolita Express (Royal Edit)\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2696\ufe0f <strong>ACT V: THE PAID ROYAL PARDON<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Andrew: <em>\u201cI regret\u2026 getting caught.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Charles: <em>\u201cLet\u2019s talk climate now, peasants.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f <strong>CALL TO ACTION<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Follow @BerndPulch.org before MI6 archives us<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Donate XMR:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><code>41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh<\/code><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\uddeb\ud83c\uddf7 <strong>FRAN\u00c7AIS \u2013 \u201cLES BIJOUX DE LA COURONNE : UNE MONARCHIE TR\u00c8S MODERNE\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>(Chef-d&#8217;\u0153uvre satirique \u2013 \u00c0 la hauteur d\u2019un Prince P\u00e9dophile)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 <strong>ACTE I : LE CH\u00c2TEAU DES SECRETS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Charles : Sauve la plan\u00e8te, enterre les re\u00e7us d\u2019Epstein<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Andrew : L\u2019homme sans sueur et trop de pizza<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Fergie : Infusions bio &amp; m\u00e9moire courte<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Harry : Californie &amp; Netflix<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Michel de Kent : Compagnon de vol royal chez Epstein<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcdc D\u00e9cret royal : <em>\u201cEnterrez les scandales plus profond que Diana.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b <strong>ACTE II : LE FANT\u00d4ME DE DIANA<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Diana : <em>\u201cBelize, Dodi et moi \u2013 j\u2019aurais d\u00fb fuir !\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>La Reine : <em>\u201cOn ne se fait pas annuler. On prend une retraite pay\u00e9e.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udecf\ufe0f <strong>ACTE III : LA SUITE EPSTEIN<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Livre d\u2019or : Clinton, Dershowitz, Kent\u2026 5 \u00e9toiles<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Registre de vol : Andrew prend le th\u00e9 (ou pas)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfa4 <strong>ACTE IV : LE RETOUR DE MURRAY THE K<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Remix : <em>\u00ab Lolita Express \u2013 \u00c9dition Royale \u00bb<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2696\ufe0f <strong>ACTE V : LE PARDON ROYAL PAY\u00c9<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Andrew : <em>\u201cJe regrette\u2026 d\u2019avoir \u00e9t\u00e9 pris.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Charles : <em>\u201cParlons climat, serfs.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f <strong>APPEL \u00c0 L\u2019ACTION<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Suivez @BerndPulch.org avant que le MI6 nous efface<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Faites un don en XMR :<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><code>41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh<\/code><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddf8 <strong>ESPA\u00d1OL \u2013 \u201cLAS JOYAS DE LA CORONA: UNA MONARQU\u00cdA MUY MODERNA\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>(Obra maestra sat\u00edrica \u2013 Digna de un Pr\u00edncipe Ped\u00f3filo)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 <strong>ACTO I: EL CASTILLO DE LOS SECRETOS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Carlos: Salva el planeta, esconde archivos de Epstein<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Andr\u00e9s: El hombre que no suda (ni confiesa)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Fergie: Vende t\u00e9s, olvida masajes<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Harry: California y silencio<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Miguel de Kent: Socio VIP de Epstein<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcdc Decreto Real: <em>\u201cOcultar esc\u00e1ndalos m\u00e1s profundo que los archivos de Diana.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b <strong>ACTO II: EL FANTASMA DE DIANA<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Diana: <em>\u201c\u00a1Deb\u00ed huir a Belice con Dodi!\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Reina: <em>\u201cNo cancelada \u2013 solo retirada con sueldo.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udecf\ufe0f <strong>ACTO III: LA SUITE EPSTEIN<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Clinton, Dershowitz y Kent dan 5 estrellas<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Andr\u00e9s: Solo fue por el t\u00e9 (claro)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfa4 <strong>ACTO IV: EL REGRESO DE MURRAY THE K<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Remix: <em>\u201cLolita Express \u2013 Royal Remix\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2696\ufe0f <strong>ACTO V: EL PERD\u00d3N REAL COMPRADO<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Andr\u00e9s: <em>\u201cLamento\u2026 haber sido atrapado.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Carlos: <em>\u201cAhora cambiemos el tema: clima.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f <strong>LLAMADO A LA ACCI\u00d3N<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Sigue @BerndPulch.org antes que el MI6 nos borre<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Donaci\u00f3n en Monero (XMR):<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><code>41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh<\/code><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf9 <strong>PORTUGU\u00caS \u2013 \u201cAS JOIAS DA COROA: UMA MONARQUIA MUITO MODERNA\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>(Obra-prima sat\u00edrica \u2013 Perfeita para um Pr\u00edncipe Ped\u00f3filo)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc51 <strong>ATO I: O CASTELO DOS SEGREDOS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Carlos III: Salva o planeta enquanto esconde recibos da ilha do Epstein<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Andr\u00e9: O homem sem suor (e sem vergonha)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Fergie: Ch\u00e1 detox e amn\u00e9sia seletiva<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Harry: Calif\u00f3rnia e Netflix<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Miguel de Kent: Passageiro fiel da Lolita Express<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udcdc Decreto Real: <em>\u201cEsc\u00e2ndalos devem ser enterrados mais fundo que os arquivos de Diana.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc7b <strong>ATO II: O FANTASMA DE DIANA<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Diana: <em>\u201cTeria fugido pra Belize com Dodi!\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Rainha (supostamente): <em>\u201cN\u00e3o somos cancelados \u2013 apenas aposentados com pens\u00e3o.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udecf\ufe0f <strong>ATO III: A SU\u00cdTE EPSTEIN<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Clinton, Dershowitz e Kent: h\u00f3spedes de luxo<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Andr\u00e9: <em>\u201cS\u00f3 fui para o ch\u00e1\u201d<\/em> (aham\u2026)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83c\udfa4 <strong>ATO IV: O RETORNO DE MURRAY THE K<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Remix: <em>\u201cLolita Express \u2013 Royal Edition\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2696\ufe0f <strong>ATO V: O PERD\u00c3O REAL (BANCADO)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Andr\u00e9: <em>\u201cLamento\u2026 ter sido pego.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Carlos: <em>\u201cVamos mudar de assunto: meio ambiente.\u201d<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f <strong>CHAMADO \u00c0 A\u00c7\u00c3O<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Siga @BerndPulch.org antes que o MI6 nos apague<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Doe Monero (XMR):<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><code>41yKiG6eGbQiDxFRTKNepSiqaGaUV5VQWePHL5KYuzrxBWswyc5dtxZ43sk1SFWxDB4XrsDwVQBd3ZPNJRNdUCou3j22Coh<\/code><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\" \/>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center has-x-large-font-size\">\ud83d\udd0d OFFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SOURCES<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-vivid-purple-color has-text-color\">\ud83c\uddec\ud83c\udde7 English<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udfe2 <strong>Primary Domain:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.berndpulch.org\">BerndPulch.org<\/a><br \/>\ud83d\udd04 <strong>Mirror:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/googlefirst.org\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">GoogleFirst.org<\/a><br \/>\ud83d\udcc1 <strong>Archives:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/v5ey0z9-327433077.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Rumble<\/a> \u2022 <a href=\"https:\/\/wp.me\/P1k3PD-3N5D\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">WordPress<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-vivid-purple-color has-text-color\">\ud83c\udde9\ud83c\uddea Deutsch<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udfe2 <strong>Hauptdomain:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.berndpulch.org\">BerndPulch.org<\/a><br \/>\ud83d\udd04 <strong>Spiegel:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/googlefirst.org\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">GoogleFirst.org<\/a><br \/>\ud83d\udcc1 <strong>Archive:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/rumble.com\/v5ey0z9-327433077.html\" target=\"_blank\" 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